Chapter Forty-Seven: Aunt Lu??
Mrs. Lu put a few glasses of sake into her throat, her cheeks were stained with a touch of redness, and she snorted softly:
"My family Ling'er is so handsome, and he is a high-ranking and powerful person, no matter how powerful that old man is, he can't be more powerful than the vassal king, and he will definitely let him go...... It's on this boat, it's almost unloadable, and when you get to Jiangnan, Miss Xiao will definitely not let you enter the door when she finds out that you are proposing to bring a boatload of girls......"
The tone was sour, obviously speaking from the heart, using Miss Xiao as a shield.
Xu Buling's old face turned red, and he smiled: "Isn't it that Aunt Lu said from it, I am a prince of a vassal king, and it is normal to have a few women around me......"
Mrs. Lu frowned slightly, and her fingers poked at Xu Buling's chest:
"Are you embarrassed to let me say yes? It's good that I didn't throw them off the boat...... I told you in the capital before, you are in a high position, you should be careful of the beautiful women outside, you also promised, if there is a woman you like, bring it over to me first, the result is good, go directly to the family to get people, those girls have not even given me a cup of tea......"
Tea ......
Normally, it is a small person who enters the door to offer tea to Mrs. Dafang......
Of course, it can also be understood as a tea ceremony for the elders......
Xu Buling blinked, feeling that Mrs. Lu had let go of it today, probably because she was a little drunk after drinking two glasses of wine, and it was not surprising, she chuckled softly:
"Aunt Lu has seen it all, you said you don't like that, I'll kick her out now......"
"What are you talking about?" Mrs. Lu was a little dissatisfied: "I'm not an unreasonable person, I really let you drive away the woman you like, you have to hate me......"
"How could it be, Aunt Lu wouldn't let me pick up someone at all......"
Mrs. Lu was a little more satisfied, supporting her cheeks with her hands, resting her elbows on the table, and looking at Xu Buling's side face:
"Ling'er, when I was in the capital before, I thought you weren't close to women, but you became a womanizer like now, and I still feel guilty......"
Old goat?
Xu Buling held the wine glass, hesitated slightly, and was a little helpless: "Aunt Lu, the sage said, 'Everyone has a lustful appetite, everyone has a love for beauty, and affection is polite', I am a normal girl who likes girls, how can I be called a womanizer......"
Mrs. Lu's small eyes were slightly dissatisfied: "You are still pretending, what is out of love and courtesy, I don't believe it for a long time, your nature is lustful." When you Chinese New Year's Eve, you were drunk, fierce and domineering, and you didn't obey the rudeness at all......"
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Xu Buling was caught off guard, almost choked to death by wine, coughed sullenly, and made a pure and flawless appearance:
"Is there one?"
"Yes, you must not remember when you were drunk."
Mrs. Lu dragged her hips on the round stool and sat a little closer, which was a very serious lesson: "You were drunk that day, and you actually pressed me on the bed, and even untied your clothes...... Fortunately, I'm your aunt, if I change to a woman from an innocent family, I have to throw myself into the well, and I must not get drunk again in the future......"
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Facing Mrs. Lu's serious eyes, Xu Buling's handsome cheeks were full of embarrassment, and he nodded and admitted his mistake:
"Hmm...... yes, I'm sure I'll pay attention to it in the future...... Aunt Lu doesn't blame me, it's good ......"
"You're drunk, how can I blame you......"
Mrs. Lu sighed faintly, and actually raised her hand to hold the bulging placket: "But at that time, I saw your true nature clearly." It's scary that you're drunk, and your hands are so skillful, I've never been touched by a man before, and I've been blinded at the time, and since then, I've dreamed every night......"
“……”
Xu Buling took a deep breath, looked at the charming face that was close at hand, and after making sure that Mrs. Lu was not disgusted, he moved closer and stroked her back with his hand:
"Really? I don't remember exactly...... How does Aunt Lu feel? ”
"Feel ......"
Mrs. Lu's face turned crimson, and she peeked left and right a few times, and after making sure that there was no one around, she got a little closer and leaned into Xu Buling's ear:
"It feels so comfortable, it's the same as it says in the book, huh...... Immortals want to die......"
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Xu Bu made the blood surge, and the nosebleed almost spurted out, but he didn't expect the conservative and dignified Mrs. Lu to be so ...... It's so seductive......
"yes......"
Xu Buling knew that Mrs. Lu might be drunk, so she hesitated again and again, but she still didn't dare to start, and said with a smile:
"Aunt Lu, are you drunk? I'll help you go to rest......"
Mrs. Lu frowned slightly, a little dissatisfied: "It's only a few glasses of wine, how can I get drunk, just talking to you in my heart, you don't want to listen to it......"
"Willing to listen."
Xu Buling turned out to be a little thief-minded, his hand was on Mrs. Lu's waist, and his expression was unnatural.
Mrs. Lu didn't notice it, picked up Xu Buling's wine glass, and put it to his mouth: "Xiang'er also said that you are very powerful, especially good at bullying people, and I haven't seen other women before you, where did you learn it?" ”
Xu Buling obediently opened his mouth and drank it all: "I learned from Lao Xiao's "Spring Palace Jade Tree Picture"...... Aunt Lu really feels very comfortable? ”
Mrs. Lu nodded, raised her hand and rubbed herself: "Later, I tried it a few times, but there was no response......
“……”
Xu Buling took a breath, slowly slid up with his right hand silently, and gently pinched it:
"Is that so?"
"Hmm~"
Mrs. Lu's face was red and frightened, and as soon as her body became weak, she leaned on Xu Buling's body, and her voice was like a quiet orchid: "At that time, it was heavier than this...... It is...... It's just ......" may not be easy to describe, so he unbuttoned the cloth button of the palace skirt, revealing the peony belly pocket below, and directly picked up the warm white belly pocket, white flowers, and took Xu Buling's hand and put it on it.
?!
The palm is soft and greasy, the feeling is indescribable, Xu Bu makes the heartbeat like a drum, the breathing is obviously a little heavier, and he is calm:
"Huh...... I see......"
Very gentle, but the hand is rarely a little shaky.
Mrs. Lu closed her eyes, bit her lower lip lightly, and pressed Xu Buling's palm:
"yes, it scared the hell out of me......"
Xu Buling didn't have the heart to listen, the whole person was blind, knowing that Mrs. Lu was drunk and couldn't mess around, but her nature couldn't be suppressed, and she fought in her head for a long time, but she still had the courage to kiss her vermilion lips.
The lips were together, warm as dense, and it seemed that even the sound of the rain outside had stopped.
Mrs. Lu, who had been repeating the situation last time, stiffened slightly, opened her eyes, and was awakened by this unprecedented impact.
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What am I doing?
"Woo-"
Mrs. Lu's slightly confused eyes turned into shock and shame in an instant, and she raised her hand in panic and patted Xu Buling's shoulder, struggling to turn her head, breathing rapidly, a little incredulous:
"Ling'er, you...... You are presumptuous! ”
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Xu Buling was stunned, how could he turn his face faster than turning a book?
Mrs. Lu's brain was blank, her sanity gradually recovered, and the chaotic words and things she had done were also recalled, and in the exclamation, her face turned red and she closed her shirt, almost incoherently:
"I ...... You...... Ling'er, how can you do this? ”
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Xu Buling's eyes were full of confusion, and he couldn't figure out the situation at all, so he could only say, "Aunt Lu, it's you...... You're drunk......"
"You still ...... knowing I'm drunk"
Mrs. Lu's tears came out, she hurriedly stood up and tidied up her dress, and it was difficult to even think under her shyness, so she stomped her feet lightly in a hurry, and raised her hand to pat Xu Buling's back:
"You get out, get out quickly......"
There was a bit of crying in his voice, and he couldn't speak clearly.
Xu Buling wanted to pretend to be drunk and get by, but Mrs. Lu obviously remembered what happened to Fang Cai, and she took the initiative to come here, and it was obviously inappropriate to pretend to be drunk, so she raised her hand and held Mrs. Lu's arm:
"Red Luan ......"
"Bah, bah, bah...... I'm your aunt! Get out of here......"
Mrs. Lu cried urgently, panicked and incoherently, and pushed Xu Buling out.
was just one step away, Xu Buling obviously wanted to directly pierce the window paper, and comforted softly:
"The meal hasn't finished yet, Aunt Lu, don't get excited......
Mrs. Lu's panic was written on her face, she only felt that she had no face to see people, where was she willing to sit down with Xu Buling and continue to chat, raised her hand and picked up the wine bottle on the table and threw it at Xu Buling:
"You go out! Otherwise, I'll jump into the lake......"
The wine bottle gourd flew over, Xu Buling raised his hand to catch it, and saw that Mrs. Lu was about to get angry, so she had no choice but to exit the room.
Mrs. Lu hurriedly closed the door, plugged in the door bolt, and said in a trembling voice: "Don't say it...... I'm just drunk, and I can't really talk nonsense......"
Xu Buling was almost slapped in the face by the door, standing in the corridor and spreading his hands, a little lost and innocent, but after thinking about it, Aunt Lu's first kiss was his, quite sweet...... It's really big......