Chapter 123: Is it okay for Qin Shi Huang to ascend the throne directly in your mouth (5000 chapters, second update)
Toast......
Wu Liang naturally knew what Cao Ang meant.
These people sitting here are not too far from Boss Cao, and they are all meritorious people, and they all have some arrogance in their hearts.
Now I saw a plain and masked flat-headed boy suddenly appear here, and some were ridden on the head, and it was reasonable to be unconvinced.
Although for the sake of Boss Cao's face, they should not openly provoke, but when it comes to the toasting session, it is inevitable that some people will coax and try to give Wu Liang a dismount, or probe his depth.
Toasting is an entertainment activity on the wine table, everyone wants to have a good time, and Boss Cao naturally won't say anything.
Therefore, when the time comes, it will only be up to Wu Liang himself.
Most of the people here, even the generals, are mostly scholars with a certain cultural education, at most it is only the difference between the wealthy and the poor, if Wu Liang can't even say a complete toast at that time, it will inevitably be despised by others, and the face will definitely be unbearable.
As a result, before Wu Liang could speak, Cao Yu had already taken the words, and said confidently: "Brother Ziyu, it's just a toast, you don't have to worry about him in this matter, let me tell you, a few days ago, my uncle personally praised him for some poetry." ”
"Oh?"
Cao Ang looked at Wu Liang in surprise.
He only knew that Wu Liang was a deserter who was enslaved before, but he didn't know that Wu Liang was still a literate person, which was a bit amazing, could it be that this person was actually after the cold door of the incense.
"When I was young and learned to do it, I followed my elders and learned some words, but I can't talk about poetry, but I just praise you."
Wu Liang said modestly.
However, when it comes to this toast, Wu Liang immediately thought of a toast that can be called the best in ancient and modern times, if it is copied and used, it will definitely shock the audience and impress everyone.
Just don't be so arrogant...... That's a problem.
Taking history as a mirror, Wu Liang thought of a prodigy in this era who could be compared with Cao Chong, the son of Boss Cao, - Zhou Budo!
Zhou Budo has a good relationship with Cao Chong, the two prodigies often get together to play, and Boss Cao also likes it.
It's a pity that God is jealous of talents, in the thirteenth year of Jian'an, Cao Chong died of serious illness and died at the age of thirteen, Boss Cao was sad, but he began to care about Zhou Budo's intelligence, afraid that he would become Cao Wei's disaster in the future, and wanted to send someone to get rid of him.
Cao Pi was very puzzled at the time, and hurriedly ran to admonish, saying that Zhou Budo was just a child and had no ability to control power.
As a result, Boss Cao said: "If Cao Chong is alive, it will be fine, and now that Cao Chong is not here, this person is not something you can control." ”
So, Zhou Budo died.
Emmm……
You can be excellent, but you can't be better than Boss Cao's children, especially when Boss Cao feels that his time is running out and he has begun to prepare for the future.
But if you think about it, it's not that big of a problem.
First of all, Boss Cao is still in the prime of life, and he shouldn't start thinking about the future;
Secondly, poetry is not the talent to govern the country and attack the city, although he can leave a name but can not become a big thing, Wu Liang has never participated in military affairs, and that Zhou Budo was only thirteen years old when Boss Cao attacked Liucheng for a long time, he offered Boss Cao ten plans to attack the city, which is the biggest difference between the two.
Therefore, even if Wu Liang is a little arrogant in this regard, it should not make Boss Cao suspicious, and there is no need to be afraid at all......
"My father is also quite a poet, and there are not many people who can be praised by him."
Cao Ang said this, then showed a "come on" smile at Wu Liang and walked straight to the seat in front of him.
"Talented brother, don't give me face, if those people dare to embarrass you, you can give them some color to see...... Also, Uncle Zhicai secretly told me that my uncle also saw that you had a little poetic talent, so he deliberately made such an arrangement, these people just won the battle and got a little carried away, and my uncle is inconvenient to say, if you can help my uncle frustrate their arrogance, so that they know what it means to have a person outside the sky, it will be a credit. ”
Cao Yu leaned over and continued to whisper.
"Understood."
Wu Liang bowed slightly.
Xi Zhicai, that old fox, is too thief......
Boss Cao's heart and eyes are also like honeycomb coal......
……
About a moment later, all the guests were there.
After Xiahoudun, Xun Yu, Cheng Yu and others came, they also came over to say hello to Wu Liang, which undoubtedly made the other guests more and more curious.
Especially Xiahoudun and Xun Yu, these two people are not low in the Cao army, and they are not necessarily much worse than Xi Zhicai, and after Xi Zhicai died early, the status of the two of them is even higher, and Cao Wei's logistics and internal affairs are almost the final say of the two of them.
It is also because of this that someone finally began to face Wu Liang squarely.
The people who lived under Wu Liang's seat had already silently put away their temptation and began to consider whether they were qualified to explore Wu Liang's depths, while those who lived above Wu Liang's position began to be eager to try.
For Wu Liang, this is a difficulty upgrade.
After all, the person above his position should not be too bad in ability, wisdom, and even knowledge, and the official rank is very likely to be above him......
However, Wu Liang is not worried.
The toast he prepared was a famous poem that has been passed down for more than a thousand years and is still talked about by people for more than a thousand years, and everyone can chant two sentences, how can it be compared to these generals of the late Han Dynasty who did not even leave a complete poem?
As for whether it will attract resentment.
Wu Liang is even less worried, he is now backed by Boss Cao, and it is Boss Cao's intention to scare them, besides, the Qiangren Army is Boss Cao's direct subordinate, and he has no half-dime relationship with those generals, even if he holds a grudge, it is extremely difficult to find a chance to take revenge on him.
Now it can be regarded as being ordered to pretend to be X, so why do you need to be a man with your tail between your legs?
After all the seats were full, there should have been a personal guard who ran to inform him, and Boss Cao finally came to the banquet at the most appropriate time.
Everyone present stood up and saluted.
After Boss Cao returned the salute, he finally entered the process like a normal leader.
The first is a long, smelly speech that all leaders can't get out of.
Thank you, thank you, thank you to the generals for fighting bravely, this time the brothers did a good job, but we still have a long way to go, we must make persistent efforts, and then hit a new high, now we have kept Yanzhou, and won half of Xuzhou, next year we have another half of Xuzhou to take, and then we have to take Qingzhou...... And so on.
In short, it was all about some scenes that were not nutritious, and the generals could only nod and praise frequently after listening to them.
This talk is half an hour, to tell the truth, if it weren't for the fear that Boss Cao would be unhappy, he might immediately pull him out and cut off his head, Wu Liang would have dozed off a long time ago.
At the end of the speech, Boss Cao finally announced the official start of the banquet.
The two rows of maids immediately brought the wine and food that had been heated several times into the banquet hall, which was still the old rule, and everyone put a snack on the table in front of them, and ate their own, without worrying about someone grabbing it.
However, this time the pomp and circumstance were obviously slightly higher.
After the wine and food were finished, there was also a waitress who helped pour the wine next to each of the banquet guests...... So much so that Wu Liang unconsciously remembered the "white jade cup" in the tomb of Liu Liu, the king of Guangchuan.
It just so happened that the maid who poured wine for him was not bad in appearance and figure, and Wu Liangduo said a few words to her:
"How old are you?"
"If you go back to the military master, you will be twenty-eight years old."
"Are you married?"
"Unmarried."
"Look at my memory, this is Cao Mansion, how can I be married...... Gaffe, do you still have brothers and sisters at home? Are your parents still alive? ”
“……”
Just when Wu Liang thought that he had a good chat with this maid lady, Boss Cao interrupted the awkward conversation between the two with a sentence of "You are all hard-working people this time, I will give you a glass first".
Wu Liang hurriedly got up with the wine with everyone, and drank a glass of Chinese wine together under the leadership of Boss Cao.
"Next, please have a good drink, and you don't have to be inhibited."
Boss Cao finally said the words that everyone had been waiting for for a long time.
As soon as the words fell.
A dark-skinned, short-stated middle-aged man stood up, arched his hand to Boss Cao, and suggested loudly: "Envoy, if you want to drink freely tonight, just drinking and eating meat is a bit boring, and there is no shortage of scribes and Confucian generals who are full of wealth, why don't you ask someone to chant a few toasts for everyone?" ”
Haven't you drunk much yet?
This is coming?
Wu Liang's spirits perked up, and he straightened up slightly.
"What Brother Wen Qian said is extremely true, please make Jun En's permission!"
There was another middle-aged man with a thin body and an angular face as if he had been cut out with a knife and axe, and he stood up as if he had made an appointment, and also arched his hand to Boss Cao, and responded loudly.
Wen Qian?
The title is obviously a word.
So Wu Liang instantly knew the identity of the dark-skinned and short-quartered middle-aged man in front of him - Le Jin, the word Wenqian, and the position at this time should be "Trap Chen Duwei".
As for the lean middle-aged man in the back.
Although it is not possible to judge his identity for the time being, he thinks that his official position should not be lower than that of Le Jin, otherwise, according to the etiquette at this time, it should not be "Brother Wen Qian" to call Qi Le Jin, but "Le Duwei".
"Exactly."
Boss Cao took a sip of wine, and the afterglow swept over Wu Liang intentionally or unintentionally, and nodded with a smile, "It's just that I don't know which of you has this Yaxing, but Mao recommended himself, and let us all appreciate your poetic talent." ”
As a result, before anyone could stand up, the slender middle-aged man had already come to Wu Liang with a wine glass, raised his glass and said: "I am making the king's account fall Chen Duwei is forbidden, this little brother looks a little surprised, can you recommend yourself to everyone first, and let everyone know each other." ”
It turned out to be forbidden.
It's no wonder...... Wu conscience said secretly.
In history, although Yu Ban and Zhang Liao, Xu Huang and others were collectively known as the "Five Good Generals", they were actually relatively mean, treated the soldiers under their command extremely harshly, and used military law at every turn, so they were not very popular with the soldiers.
In addition, he is still not guaranteed to be late.
In the twenty-fourth year of Jian'an, Yu Ban and Pang De led an army to assist Cao Ren in attacking Fancheng, where Guan Yu was stationed, but Guan Yu defeated the whole army.
Later, when Boss Cao learned the news, he couldn't help but lament for a long time: "I know that the ban has been for 30 years, why do you mean to be in danger, but it is better than Pang Dexie!" ”
However, before this, there was another thing that was in sharp contrast to Yu Ban's move:
Yu Ban once had an old friend named Chang Xuan, when Chang Xuan's army was defeated and surrendered to Cao's army, all the soldiers thought that this person should be handed over to Boss Cao for disposal, but Yu Ban said: "Although Feng is an old friend, can the ban be lost?" ", and then without saying a word, he beheaded Chang Xuan.
This incident is enough to prove that Yu Ban is actually a double-standard dog of "generous self-discipline and strict discipline".
Of course, he didn't end well later.
Two years after being captured, Cao Pi was proclaimed emperor and Sun Quan was proclaimed minister, so he sent the ban back to Wei.
Cao Pi is also a wilted guy, on the one hand, he was sealed as the general of Anyuan, and on the other hand, when he was forbidden to visit Cao Cao's mausoleum, he ordered someone to draw Guan Yu Zhanke, Pang De's anger, and Yu Ban's surrender in the mausoleum, so that Yu Ban was ashamed and angry after seeing it, and soon died of illness at home.
"Wu Liang, the military captain of the Xia Naijiao people, has seen Captain Yudu."
Thinking of this, Wu Liang got up and arched his hand.
No matter who Yu Ban is, it has not been exposed yet, and Wu Liang naturally will not show any emotions to him in front of Boss Cao.
"The Qiangren Army...... Captain? ”
Yu Ban was slightly stunned.
Everyone was also suspicious.
First, it is because "a mere craftsman who makes pottery, and there is a captain?" The second is because the captain is at the same level as the captain, and no one expected that this young man in front of him could worship the same level as Yu Ban and Lejin, how can he have any military merits!?
"Greetings to Captain Wu."
After a slight pause, Yu Ban quickly reacted, turned around and smiled at everyone: "Captain Wu is young and promising, there must be many outstanding things that we don't know, I don't know what you think, how did this toast start with Captain Wu?" ”
"Good!"
"Captain Wu, please!"
"Let us also see Captain Wu's talent!"
Everyone already had this thought, and when they saw that Yu Ban took the lead, they immediately started to coax loudly.
In the midst of the commotion, Wu Liang was not in a hurry, and smiled indifferently: "What's so difficult about this, that is, just at the beginning, I'll be an introduction to make you happy." ”
It's coming, my brother Wu Youcai is about to start revealing his talents!
Cao Yu, who only cared about drinking, immediately put down his wine glass, looked at Wu Liang with burning eyes, and showed anticipation.
Cao Ang put a glass of wine to his lips, took a sip, and silently waited to appreciate Wu Liang's poetic talent that could be praised by his father.
Although Boss Cao and Xi Zhicai have not changed on the surface, they have actually breathed evenly, and they also want to hear what kind of toast Wu Liang will say.
Could it be that this person really has some talent, so he can't help it?
Everyone was slandered in their hearts, and Yu Ban was also slightly suspicious, but he continued to laugh and said: "Captain Wu, please, I'll listen to you!" ”
"Well said."
Wu Liang smiled confidently, turned his head and asked the maid to help him fill the wine glass.
Then he raised it high and saluted everyone, his expression gradually became deeper, he took a deep breath, and finally squirmed his lips and said, "Everyone...... I didn't say anything, it was all in the wine, I did it first! ”
After speaking.
Wu Liang raised his glass and drank it all, and sat back with his ass.
He sat back......
Sit back......
I went back......
Went to ......
Finish......
So...... That's your toast!?
That's it!?
Boss Cao: ???
Xi Zhong: ???
Xiahoudun: ???
Cao Yu: ???
Cao Ren: ???
Yu Ban: ???
Lejin: ???
Soldiers: ???
Cao Ang: "Poof—ahem!" Ahem, ahem! ”
Cao Ang couldn't help but accidentally choked on a small sip of wine in his mouth, and coughed violently, this voice was so abrupt in the silent banquet hall at this moment, and even echoes could be heard.
“hiahiahiahiahia!”
Seeing everyone's performance, Wu Liang was called a joy in his heart.
In his later life, he watched those cool texts that pretended to be X and slapped his face every day, and he already knew the essence of them, and he wanted to promote the classic routine of suppressing it at his fingertips.
Therefore, at this moment, it is not just to pretend to be stupid, but to do a good job of foreshadowing, and if you want to pretend to be a big X.
By the way, I am also telling Boss Cao that if there is such a good thing of pretending to be X in the future, you must remember to think about the last general, and the last general is the best at this way in this era!
So in Cao Ang's coughing.
Everyone finally came to their senses, and Yu Ban frowned slightly: "Captain Wu, your toast is too perfunctory, right?" Not only can you not count, but you will also be fined three cups to make amends to everyone. ”
"Don't, don't!"
Wu Liang waved his hand again and again and smiled, "Yu Duwei and you really misunderstood me, I am a good heart, after all, I am just a person who is just a beginning, just throw bricks and lead jade, if this toast is too good, you have nothing to say." ”
Sophism!
How the people will believe in him.
So someone immediately coaxed: "Captain Wu laughed, the most important thing here is the scribe and Confucian general, if Captain Wu can really make us have nothing to say, we are willing to punish ourselves for three cups!" ”
"Not bad! Captain Wu don't say big things, if you really have a toast, please just say it, we have our own judgment! ”
"If Captain Wu can't say it, he will be punished with an additional penalty, which is six cups!"
“……”
Thank you for your cooperation.
Wu Liang got up and smiled and apologized to everyone, and at the same time asked the maid to fill the wine glass, and this time he simply walked out of the dining table in front of the court.
"Since your voice is so high, then I have no choice but to make another ugly."
Wu Liang first bowed slightly to Boss Cao, who was a little confused about what plane he was doing, lest Boss Cao blame him for pretending to be too exaggerated afterwards.
When he turned around again, he no longer invited everyone to "drink this cup" with him, but sent the wine into his throat by himself, with a bold posture of "more than 100 Li Bai will enter the wine at the door of your house", and suddenly chanted loudly:
"You don't see it - the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky, rushes to the sea and never returns!"
Rumble!
With just this sentence, the banquet hall, which was originally a little noisy, fell silent in an instant.
This majestic, indulgent and unbridled context infected everyone present just by breathing, and a layer of goosebumps appeared on everyone's body.
The river is coming, unstoppable!
The river is gone, and there is no return!
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