"You always ask me why I want to be a lazy dog, do you understand now?"

Xiao Song added an iron plate to the stove, baked rice cakes on it, sizzling, Miao Yan and Buddha Baonu sat next to them and drank the milk tea made by Song Gou, and there was still heavy snow outside, suddenly like a fairyland.

Sweet and crispy rice cakes, mellow and fragrant milk tea, warm stoves, fluffy mats, clothes to reach out for rice, and red beans to boil thick soup and nuts simmered over charcoal.

If you really don't change it for an emperor, it's over if you're comfortable, and it's not an exaggeration to even call it bliss.

Buddha Baonu is the emperor, but there is no such experience in the palace, to say that to enjoy life really has to look at the dog things, he can always turn decay into magic, even if he eats leftover buns, he has sliced and sprinkled spices to bake into delicious biscuits.

"You can't just hide like this for the rest of your life." Buddha Baonu was a little hot and sweaty, and the whole room was filled with the smell of smoke on her body, and said, "I have to go out after all." ”

"It's shameful, but it's useful." Xiao Song leaned against the wall, crossed Erlang's legs and patted his bulging belly: "People, there must be a shelter from the wind." Speaking of which, I found a fishing spot a few days ago, so I'll go fishing later. ”

"It's so cold...... Miao Yan couldn't help but shudder: "No, no, no, I won't." ”

"You don't understand that, do you?" Xiao Song hehe: "After freezing outside for a few hours, and then coming back to the house, you will experience unprecedented happiness." ”

Buddha Bonu thought about it carefully, then nodded his chin and said, "Is that thing of yours baking a quilt really useful?" ”

"Hey, hey."

Xiao Song got up, walked to the corner, took out a quilt from an iron cabinet and put it on the face of the Buddha Baonu, and suddenly there was a smell of sunshine, followed by the fluffy and warm touch, which made people feel comfortable and wanted to roll up in it and sleep well.

"You dog thing...... Buddha Baonu draped the comfortable quilt on his body: "I really will enjoy it, more than the emperor." ”

Xiao Song lay on the wool mat: "Do you know what is still missing?" There is also a fluffy lazy cat, you are full and lying on the edge of the stove, the stove is crackling, the snow is white outside, a lazy cat is lying on the side of your head and snoring, you don't have to do anything, you don't have to think about anything, that day is called heaven, you have to ask what season I like, I naturally like this snow. ”

Buddha Baonu imagined that scene for a moment, and suddenly felt longing, and even sighed unconsciously.

But suddenly she frowned: "But when you are enjoying such a day, hundreds of people are still starving, freezing and starving. ”

"What does that have to do with me? Did I make them hungry and cold? Xiao Song looked like he didn't care about himself, which made people hate: "I've worked hard to make them well-fed, clothed and warmed, but sometimes the manpower is exhausted, is it possible that I will follow them when they are hungry and cold?" It doesn't make sense, I used my own ability to live a good life, why should I live a hard life with them again? Who will be the pillar of the country in the future? Who would be interested in going through the world? ”

After Xiao Song finished speaking, he began to play with the toes of the lazy dog's witty words: "A good life is earned by yourself, not by others." I tried my best to give them an environment that could be uplifted, and it didn't matter to me what happened in the future, after all, I didn't eat their people's fat and people's ointment. ”

"Fallacies." Buddha Baonu said no, so he kicked him: "If such fallacies are placed here with me, I will be a faint king." ”

"You think you're not, don't you?" Xiao Song turned sideways and looked at the Buddha Treasure Slave: "Leave aside the thousands of hungry and cold people in the country, and secretly go to meet wild men, what kind of thing are you not a faint king?" ”

Buddha Baonu's face turned purple with anger, but Miao Yan giggled with laughter, pulled Buddha Baonu's hand and comforted: "What are you arguing with him, can you still fight?" ”

For Song Gou's fallacies, Buddha Baonu did not approve, because no matter how high-sounding and reasonable he was, he would not be elegant after all. Above the high hall, what they like is to have fun with the people and share their worries with the people, and the people eat chaff without meat.

In the end, you can't do it so messy and so chic.

Looking at Xiao Song's graceful appearance, thinking of his cold Liao Palace, Buddha Baonu suddenly became angry, and rushed over to fight.

Xiao Song was napping, and was suddenly beaten by someone, and his face was confused.

"What are you doing?" Xiao Song grabbed the wrist of the Buddha Treasure Slave: "Have you been bitten by a mad dog and are now sick?" ”

"Dog thing!" Buddha Baonu kicked him a few times unwillingly: "Why do I live such a hard life, but you are so leisurely, I am unwilling!" ”

"Are you bitter?" Xiao Song grabbed her and overturned her on the mat: "You are the king of a country, you say that you are bitter, but there are still people in the world who are not bitter?" ”

"Are you bitter?"

"That's not bitter, but you can't compare it to that." Xiao Song yawned and let go of the Buddha Treasure Slave, pointing to the box: "Go, open it." ”

With a reluctant face, Buddha Baonu walked over and opened the box, which contained nothing but stacks of papers.

"Take it out and see."

She picked up a stack casually, and after unfolding it, it was densely filled with things, some of which were words and some of which were diagrams, which were basically about the planning and development plans of cities, villages and towns, and all of these things had a waste word marked with a red circle in the upper left corner.

A box is more than 20 catties, and it is full of these things, without a word of wind and snow, all of them are discussing various feasibility.

"I'll teach you a word today." Xiao Song beckoned to her: "Come." ”

Buddha Baonu walked up to Xiao Song with the stack of papers, and Xiao Song dipped his hand in water and wrote two words on the table - science.

This is the most stubborn and humble word in the world, it was born in the process of trial and error, every path must be verified, and if it doesn't work, it will be completely denied and started again. It is said to be humble because even if it is right for 110,000 years, as long as it is wrong once, it will admit its mistake and start over. And to say it's stubborn, as long as you can't verify its errors, you have to listen to it. Then you can also see that the contents of this box are just verifying the feasibility of this small area. ”

Xiao Song frowned and said very seriously: "I don't have so much time to practice, I have to form the most feasible plan in the shortest possible time." Then let me ask you, do you know the Liao Kingdom...... Don't talk about Liao, let's just say any state under your rule, do you know the total population, birth rate, death rate, grain production, housing area, per capita meat ration, per capita distribution distribution, per capita disposable income, and the proportion of food consumption in income of the state under your rule? Any state. ”

Although she has never heard many terms, she can probably understand them. This is not a trivial task, and it requires as much detailed information as possible, not just the numbers that come out of the state reports at the beginning of each year, because those numbers can be falsified.

"You know everything? Did you check it out for yourself? ”

"Of course." Xiao Song continued to lean there: "Governing a big country is like cooking Xiaoxian, you know this truth, but what exactly is cooking Xiaoxian?" That is the mastery of the heat, the material, and the distribution of a little, the right amount. You can't cook Wuchang fish the same way you cook Yangtze River saury, and you can't cook shrimp the same way you cook scallops. Do you think I'm bitter? Actually, it's not bitter, but do you say it's okay to change someone? Theoretically, isn't it possible? ”

Buddha Baonu sat there a little unconvinced, but after thinking about it for a long time, there was really no reason to be unconvinced......

"You say I'm an engineering man, how hard I have to do it." Xiao Song turned his head and smiled and said to Miao Yan: "But it's all for you." ”

"Got it, got it." Miao Yan leaned over and kissed him on the face: "Thank you for your hard work." ”

Buddha Baonu looked at the virtue of the two people, his eyes widened, and he couldn't believe that these two people were so stinky, the sip just now, the damage was not high, but the humiliation was extremely strong, in short, it was very sour.

"I want to ...... too"

"Okay, okay, I'll give it to you." Miao Yan also leaned over and kissed Buddha Baonu on the face: "Satisfied, right?" ”

"It's not this ......," Buddha Baonu said aggrievedly, "I also want someone to govern the country for me." ”

Miao Yan glanced at his eyes: "Go find your Ma Zhiyuan." ”

"Ma Mingyuan." Xiao Song corrected: "Ma Zhiyuan is the dead vine and old tree crow. ”

"Yes, yes, hahaha...... That's two hundred years away. Miao Yan sat there cross-legged and smiled: "I can't remember the name of the lover of her dreams." ”

"What do you remember that?" Xiao Song waved his hand: "If you want to say that he is full of poetry and books, can he compare to Yan Shu." If you want to talk about Qin Fenggu, can he compare to my brother Yusheng. If you want to say handsome, can he compare to me? ”

"You're shameless."

Looking at these two people, you and I said a word, Buddha Baonu sat there embarrassed, it was the feeling of public execution.

It's disgusting......

It's strange to say, I don't know when it started, Buddha Baonu felt that the person he was optimistic about before suddenly became very unbearable, he had no ability, and his knowledge was like that, he knew that he was decent all day long, he was anxious and mediocre, and his character was indeed okay, but there were more than 10 million such people.

"Hahahaha, just get a radio station when the time comes, FM101.1 Jiaoguang Music Station. The whole blowing, playing, playing and singing a dragon. ”

"You dream, you light the battery first."

Buddha Baonu felt very aggrieved when he heard the two of them talking about something he didn't understand. She didn't think it before, but now it seems that the only person in the world who can talk to him unhindered is this wonderful word.

The others, he seems to be holding back something, only when he is with this wonderful words can he see his completely open posture.

Is this the world of genius?