Chapter 84: General
On the afternoon of the second day, Li Ke went to Xue Rengui's house and took Xue Rengui to Lu Guogong's mansion!
"Uncle Cheng!"
"Zimu!" Cheng Biting Jin screamed, and saw a man standing next to Li Ke who was less than the age of a weak crown, thinking that Li Ke had said before that he would bring and recommend a talent, he knew who this person was!
"This is Xue Li, right? Sure enough, the spirit is magnificent, a talent! Cheng Yanjin said his only remaining boastful words!
Xue Rengui hurriedly saluted and said, "Xue Rengui sees General Cheng!" General Cheng has won the award! ”
"Hahaha! No prize! No prize! Come! Have a seat! Cheng Yanjin smiled and asked the two to sit down, and then asked the next person to make tea!
Cheng Yanjin asked with a smile: "I think the virtuous nephew has a very good concentration and has the demeanor of a general, I don't know where the nephew of Rengui and the virtuous nephew is?" ”
"General Cheng Miao praised, the younger generation was born in Jiangzhou, Hedong Province! In his early years, Cheng followed his father to learn some fist and foot kung fu for physical fitness, and he couldn't be elegant! Xue Rengui hurriedly said modestly.
"Oh? I see, I don't know if my nephew is willing to come to my account? Cheng Yanjin said with a smile, he really likes this Xue Li!
Xue Rengui's heart suddenly beat faster and glanced at Li Ke! Li Ke smiled and said, "Hey! I brought you here to give you a chance to make a contribution, as your eldest brother, I wanted you to engage in business, I can see that you are not following me to do business! But the eldest brother knows...... You are a general's talent, how can a general's talent be so low? Expanding the territory and defending the Tang Dynasty is where you belong! ”
"Thank you, big brother......"
Xue Rengui thanked Li Ke, and then said to Cheng Yanjin: "General Cheng! Xue Li is willing to enter the account! ”
"Good! Hahaha......" Cheng Yanjin said happily: "Don't worry, my old Cheng will be reused for you!" ”
"Thank you, General Cheng!" Xue Rengui hurriedly thanked him again! Cheng Yanjin turned his head to Li Ke and said, "Zimu! It just so happens that I have something important to tell you, and I don't have to bother to go to your ...... Hey! What is this? ”
I don't know when, Li Ke has already lit the cigarette and is swallowing the clouds and spitting out the fog, so uncomfortable! Hearing that Cheng Yanjin had something to say to himself, he said, "Uncle Cheng has something to say first...... As for this! The good nephew keeps it for you! ”
"Hey, hey!"
Cheng Yanjin smiled with satisfaction and said: "This matter is the marriage between you and Princess Xiangcheng, the date is set, and we will get married in three days!" ”
"Three days later? Oooh! I see! Then I'll go back and get ready! Li Ke took a sip of tea, took a puff of cigarette, spit it out, and said, "That's right! Cheng Bo! ...... this invited officer? ”
Cheng Yanjin said with a smile: "Hahaha! You don't have to worry about this, your majesty will do it, just go back and prepare to clean up the wedding room! Oh yes! You don't have to prepare the ingredients, Your Majesty has used the imperial food! ”
When Li Ke heard this, he thought: Okay! It feels like an upside-down door...... Forehead...... According to his family background, he has indeed climbed high! But I'm not bad! Golden, handsome, and versatile!
"Oooh! Good! I see! Thank you so much, Your Majesty! Li Ke pretended to say!
"That's it! Don't pat yourself on the back, don't go back and prepare quickly, three days will pass quickly! If you don't do it well, be careful Your Majesty...... Well? Cheng Yanjin said with a smile.
"Good! What about Rengui? Li Ke asked suspiciously, I don't know when this Xue Rengui entered the barracks!
"Rengui is waiting for you to come to me to report after you get married, it's not ......been peaceful recently," Cheng Yanjin muttered.
"Not peaceful? Where to start? Could it be the Turks? ”
Cheng Yanjin nodded and said: "It is the Turk, the little Khan of the Turk was imprisoned by the Khan of Jieli, Jieli has already cleaned up his subordinates at this time, and is now uniting the rest of the tribes, the specific plan is not yet known, but ...... It's not a good thing for me Datang! ”
"I've been quite busy lately, and I really haven't paid attention to this aspect, but I do know that this Turk has fallen apart, and the Xue Yantuo tribe has rebelled and established the Xue Yantuo Khanate alone, and Tongluo and other tribes have surrendered to the Xue Yantuo tribe!"
Cheng Yanjin said: "Exactly! It's just that this Xue Yantuo Khanate has already surrendered to my Tang Dynasty on the surface, and I don't know what he did in private! ”
"Uh-huh! But...... After this Turk winter, it no longer poses a threat to Datang......" After Li Ke finished laughing, Cheng Biting Jin was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly asked: "Although the Turkic grain is not much, there are not a few cattle and sheep, how can it survive the winter and not pose a threat?" ”
Cheng Yanjin shook his head, not quite agreeing with Li Ke's opinion, and thought: This Zi Mu is still young, do you think that the Turks will be greatly injured after the winter?
"Hahaha......" Li Ke suddenly laughed, spit out smoke, threw it on the ground, and twisted it! Cheng Yanjin and Xue Rengui were both confused, and they didn't know why, so they looked at Li Ke and waited for him to come next!
Li Ke continued: "If Uncle Cheng doesn't believe it, he can make a bet!" If I block the Turks for the winter, I will be greatly injured and hungry! ”
"Hey! You kid! Good! I'm still afraid that you won't succeed? Ben will bet that you are exaggerating, and the Turks will not be greatly damaged after the winter! But...... What is this gamble? You have to gamble on something, right? How boring is it otherwise? Cheng Biting Jin patted his chest, he bet that Li Ke would lose, thinking: I still don't believe you, although I don't understand the writing and painting of literati, but I have led soldiers to fight for so many years, and I still have experience, will I still lose to you?
"This gambling thing...... Ah! What's the best place to gamble? Ay! Just bet on this! After Li Ke finished speaking, he unconsciously took out a cardboard box and a green thing, "pop ~ pop" and slapped it on the table one after another, only to see that it said "Jiangjun" on it......
"What's this?"
Xue Rengui asked suspiciously, even the famous general Cheng Yanjin, who was fighting on the bloody battlefield, was confused at the moment, stepped forward to pick up the "general", and saw that there was a gap on it, so he opened it gently......
"Huh!" Cheng Yanjin remembered that the smoking stick that Li Ke bit before was this, and hurriedly said, "This is the stick you bitten?" ”
"Uh...... Come! Cheng Bo! I'll teach you to read ...... Will Jun ...... "Li Kekou teaches ......
Cheng Yanjin immediately said, "What do you want me to do??" ”
"Forehead......" Li Ke was full of black lines, and said: "The contents of this carton see cigarettes!" Plus this box...... Called Jiangjun cigarette ......"
Cheng bit Jin's eyes and said angrily: "What!? His name is Jiangjun?! Daring! Are you insulting General Ben?! ”
Nima ...... Still playing? Raippi isn't it?
"Uh...... This general is not the other general! This general is ...... Forehead...... It was my master Tianjizi who traveled all over the world, and when he visited Shandong, he smelled a smell of smoke, and immediately felt refreshed, so he found the source of the smoke! It turned out that the local people were burning a kind of grass...... Forehead ......"
Li Ke thought to himself: What is the name of this tobacco? Never mind...... Let's just talk about it......
Li Ke "coughed" twice and continued: "This grass and wildfire are inexhaustible, just like the Shandong generals, and the wind and rain are still standing in it, saying that there are many generals in Shandong, and there are many capable people!" So the people ......"
"Uh...... Have it? Why have I never heard of it? Cheng Yanjin pondered suspiciously, and said, "Shubao hasn't said such an interesting thing......"
"Haha...... What's ......?"
Li Ke said embarrassedly: "That...... Shandong is so big...... Haha, maybe my master went to a small place, haha...... Ay! Cheng bites Jin Mo wants to entangle this, just say dare to bet, right? If you don't dare......"
"Wow! Shut up! I Lao Cheng killed the enemy like hemp, how would he not dare? Good! I bet! Cheng Yanjin yelled and said, and immediately agreed to bet!
"Oops...... I don't know Cheng Bo's ......"
Li Ke asked with a smile, it goes without saying that he is asking what your gambling object is?
"Uh...... This one...... I bet ...... Bet...... After you go to Luoyang, your shop will be taken care of by my old Cheng! How is it? ”
"Hmm...... OK! Hahaha! Cheng Bo! You're doomed! Li Ke said with a smile, Cheng Biting Jin was not far behind, Li Ke shot back: "Each other!" ”
Xue Rengui looked at the two helplessly, his scalp was numb for a while, these two people are both unbelievable existences......
Li Ke watched Cheng bite Jin and take out a cigarette, put it to his mouth, bit it for a while, and said, "Zimu! This will be ...... Why can't I chew a cigarette? ”
"Ahh This is a lighter! Use him to ignite! That's it......" Li Ke began to demonstrate hand in hand again, and finally taught Cheng Yanjin to understand, and then said: "Uncle Cheng, that Huang ...... Forehead...... That's fast! ”
"Ahem...... Why is it so hard to suck...... His throat is so spicy......" Cheng Yanjin said uncomfortably.
Li Ke said speechlessly: "What's that...... You're wrong, the yellow one is in your mouth, and the white one is outside......"
"Why didn't you say it earlier? Teasing me Lao Cheng? ”
"Uh...... Cheng Bo is too fast...... I can't keep up with ......," Li Ke said embarrassedly.
Inhale ~ exhale...... Ahem......
Cheng bit Jin and said, "Why is my old Cheng a little dizzy?" After speaking, he leaned on the stool, still holding the general's ......
"First time...... It's all painful, and slowly you get used to it! It's nice to get used to it! Don't worry......" After Li Ke finished talking with a smile, he felt that what he said was so similar to driving? Datang doesn't have a driver's license......
"Ahem...... What does it smell like...... Dizzy...... ...... vomit"
Li Ke turned around and looked, it turned out that Xue Rengui didn't know when, and secretly ordered one, and now he was lying on the stool uncomfortable......
"Holy! You're underage and know no! Minors are not allowed to smoke...... Forehead...... Anyway, I have a rule of 18 years old to smoke and drink, but I can't smoke all the time, it's not good for my body...... You're fine, stealing a cigarette...... Hahaha...... It's uncomfortable! The more Li Ke talked, the more he wanted to laugh, and finally lit a cigarette and watched the two of them lying on the chair while smoking......
"Ahem...... Holy! Spit! Choked on my throat...... Ahem...... I'm a little dizzy from meowing...... The smoke is too strong......" Li Ke also lay on the chair...... The three of them just looked at each other and laughed......
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Two days have passed since the three-day period, and tomorrow is the last day, Li Ke is idle, so he goes to the market to visit...... Another group of people formed a circle, not knowing what they were doing, Li Ke squeezed in......
"Holy! Nima ...... You're a bad old man again! ”
Li Ke scolded secretly, this person is none other than the old man who said that Li Ke was a demon that day, at this time he took the dust, turned his back to Li Ke and said softly: "There is a demon in our Chang'an City, this demon is extremely high, and can transform the art, often possessed...... Forehead...... Okay, there's still something to do today......"
The old man saw Li Ke and hurriedly excused himself to escape, Li Ke was just about to speak, but the old man who knew the fortune teller took the lead and said: "There are demons, everyone run ...... quickly."
After saying that, he squatted down! And the people ran around one after another, and after a while, there was no one, Li Ke scolded: "I'm Nima...... It's endless! ”