Chapter 33: Overcomprehension (II)
[If it is a paid toilet, as long as it costs a penny a month, I think many people will come to the toilet thousands of kilometers away. γ
The interpretation work is becoming more and more difficult, and unlike the literate right, the head of the household department is a local official, and he has risen all the way here, and he is not known for his writing and articles.
The in-depth interpretation of the right minister put a lot of pressure on the head of the household department.
If this is a document of exhortation as the right minister said, then there is something wrong with the latter content.
With his own understanding, the head of the household department first felt that this person named Wang Lanling had some purpose in writing this article, he had seen many such local officials, and he also understood the difference between officials.
Officials, the documents written mainly focus on expression and shirk, explaining things and shirking things.
He has also seen a lot of good officials, and he has also met many conscientious officials, and he has seen the documents of these people.
This Wang Lanling is obviously an official among officials.
The official, who speaks from above and below, obeys the drive from above, and reaches the front of the people below, is the role of the middleman.
Compared with officials, these officials are more free, and when they make mistakes, they are also held by the officials, and they are naturally attached to the officials to face the people.
This matter cannot be viewed from the perspective of the right minister, and the head of the household department quickly understood the essence of this matter after removing the influence of the emperor and the right minister.
Repair toilets, overhaul toilets, it's money!
When I think about it this way, this reading comprehension is much simpler, and the whole article is full of one word - money!
Although the head of the household department did not know about Wang Lanling's corruption, nor did he know about Wang Lanling asking others to repair public toilets, but just this document, he regarded Wang Lanling as a person like many officials, and the document he wrote was just a reason to apply for a reasonable amount of money.
But the bad thing is that you can't say that now......
If he explained clearly, this person named Wang Lanling would definitely die, and even a few people who wrote and read would be punished, and the two prime ministers who sang and harmonized just now would also be troublesome.
Especially the right minister, he will most likely refute himself for what he has said.
The head of the household department himself had no reason to be sure that this was the case, and the most important thing was that the emperor did not sleep in the middle of the night, and called several of their ministers to discuss the matter.
If he said that he was a little kid in a small county town who wrote this bullshit thing for the sake of embezzlement of oil and water, then the old emperor ......
He himself will definitely not punish himself, but this anger will definitely not be directed at Wang Lanling alone, it will definitely affect everyone who will work tomorrow.
Thinking that the emperor had recently attached great importance to the matter of money, the minister gave up the idea of speaking out, and the fate of so many seniors in front of him, the head of the household department, was not very good.
After a pause of more than ten seconds and repeated thinking, the head of the household department could only use his own knowledge to analyze this article from a professional perspective.
[Ordinary fools are reluctant to give up this bit of field fertilizer, and always think that fertilizer and water do not flow into outsiders' fields, but they don't know that this idea is really ugly. γ
"The field fertilizer here does not refer to filth, it refers to small profits and small money, and it also refers to strength, people in the countryside are greedy for small profits and cannot see long-term things."
[Cultured people are more likely to feel ashamed, and they can't bear some stains and discomforts, and they think they will be willing to come and sit in a clean and elegant toilet. γ
"Excellent people will not sit idly by, will not watch themselves fall down little by little, they can see the bad qualities from others, and take the initiative to correct these and reflect on themselves."
This is the talent related to toilets.
"This is a sage who is derived from the toilet."
The head of the household department simply translated the sentence that was not translated by the right minister, and also made time for thinking about the following words.
[People in the countryside are reluctant to come to the city, and they will leave quickly when they come, because our county has a perfect system, and it is strictly forbidden for others to be convenient on the streets and alleys, so many people will run to nearby farmland and corners for convenience, which is not good. γ
"Vulgar people are unwilling to correct their shortcomings, and even if they do, they will quickly return to their nature."
"The place where the virtuous man is is a clean place, and there is no room for vulgar and shoddy things to happen, but in places beyond our control, those people continue to make me uncomfortable, and I am very heartbroken."
Sweat appeared on the forehead of the head of the household department, this article is too difficult, he really can't solve it.
Especially after knowing that this is an article looking for an excuse for corruption, the head of the household department can't use his professional perspective to talk nonsense.
After thinking about it, you can only solve the problem according to the idea of the right phase, otherwise you will either hand in a blank paper, or the bull's head will not be in the horse's mouth.
What's worse is that the emperor is watching from the side, watching himself, and he can only continue to solve it.
[Fines are not something I want to see, and I often feel heartache when I see those people not cherishing the city. γ
"It's not my right to discipline these people, and I feel very sad when I see those destroyed mulberry trees."
Thinking of the matter of stealing mulberry trees, the minister suddenly had a mind like a urine collapse, and found that things had become much simpler, and the household department was in charge of the fields, so he remembered the matter of farming mulberry, and it was connected in series!
[A toilet will give people more time to buy things, and they will not be uncomfortable, painful, and anxious to leave because of suffocation. γ
"Your arrival, my lord, the fact that you promoted me, the arrival of the two of us will definitely make this place such a beautiful place, people will not do that kind of wrong thing about stealing mulberry trees, they all know their mistakes and shame."
[Ordinary villagers have never seen such a good toilet, and when they go home, they will never forget it, and they will tell others about it as a strange story, so that more people will come to the county to catch the market. γ
"The people of the country have not seen the real sages, and when they do, they will tell the truth, so that more people will remember your reputation."
The old emperor frowned, why is this article wrong...... That's not what I want to hear......
[The arrival of these people will buy and sell some things, which will make business in the city better. γ
"These people will talk to each other, they will express their opinions, and through compliments to each other, your reputation will spread to all parts of the county."
[This is public opinion.] γ
"This is the will of the people!" The minister said loudly, his own translation must be correct, this is a sloppy article!
The old emperor looked at the head of the household department with a calm face, he was very distrustful of these people, especially when the results did not satisfy him.
"You read the rest of the story!" The old emperor looked at the head of the Ministry of Rites.
The Ministry of Rites is in charge of school, university and ideological education, and must be able to interpret this reading comprehension, otherwise it is not worthy of virtue!
The Minister of Rites received this hot potato, and he was also under a lot of pressure.
"Yes!"
The head of the Ministry of Rites looked anxious as he thought about what was going on, like a student taking an exam.
Among these people, the most intelligent and literary is still the right minister, but the right minister's mind is not on the article.
[The rich landlords in the countryside only know how to save money, they accumulate land and wealth, they don't wear good clothes all year round, and they eat pickles and rice porridge all year round, this is because they have no yearning, they are faced with some poor people working in the soil, so they have no consciousness of spending money at all. γ
"The local Haoqiang only knows ......" the Minister of Rites Kavin, the clothes on his back were almost wet, "they only know how to take and plunder, they never know how to change themselves, they will not accumulate a good reputation, and they spend every day in the inferior numb life of pickles and rice porridge." This is because they don't know the nobility and benevolence of the county order, these people are facing the countryside and wilderness, and there is no mirror like the county order you to compare their inferiority. β
[If the people in the city want to make money from these people, they should let them understand the benefits of money. γ
"My lord, if you want to rule this county, you should influence them with a reputation of benevolence and righteousness, so that they can understand the shame."
The old emperor was furious, "What a courtesy, righteousness and shame!" That's all you guys are going to tell me! I ask you, what do you mean by tax? β
The old emperor was very angry that he didn't get the translation he wanted, he thought that these people were fooling themselves!
The Minister of Rites was in a trembling mood, and he forced himself to calm down and tried not to let his voice go wrong.
[Only when everyone spends money can they better understand the benefits of money, and the court in charge of silver money will also receive more taxes. γ
"Only if everyone treats people with sincerity, then they will understand the benefits of the qualities of benevolence, righteousness and integrity, and the court that is in charge of the people of the world will also gain more talents."
The right phase threw bricks in front of him, raising this reading comprehension too much.
Now no matter what, I can't change it back later.
If it had been the head of the household department who spoke at the beginning, the problem would not have been so serious at all.
The old emperor looked at the rest of the people and asked calmly, "What do you think?" β
Several people lowered their heads, and they all knew that the emperor was angry.
At this time, you can't object, you can't agree, and you can't stop talking.
Against, the Minister of Rites has nothing to do, but who will translate it later?
agreed, now the emperor is obviously dissatisfied, everyone is standing opposite the emperor, this dog emperor will inevitably be even more angry, and will use thunderous means because they form a party against him, and it is a fluke for the family to die.
If you don't speak, that's disrespectful.
Zuo Xiang quickly said: "Shengshang, this Wang Lanling is only fourteen years old, and it is estimated that he is also a primary school culture. β
If you can't talk about things with articles, then you can talk about things with people, the old tradition.
The old emperor thought for a moment and said, "Send an order to let Wang Lanling come to Longcheng to take up his post and take charge of the post of director of the big dung department in the city." β
Since these people can't satisfy him, then call the main master, the old emperor also wants to talk to this person face to face.
The right minister is anxious, the left minister is also anxious, and the minister of the household department is also anxious.
The minister of the Ministry of Rites took the first step, and he said anxiously: "Holy Lord! How can a mountain man be a king? Although this Heishui County belongs to Yunzhou, the dialect and customs are the same as those in Shanzhou. β
The old emperor also had a headache, and when he thought of the upsetting dialect of the Shanzhou people, he really dispelled some of his thoughts.
The right minister breathed a sigh of relief, and took advantage of the situation to make up for the knife: "Shengshang, this new official of Wang Lanling will inevitably be diligent for a while, why not look at him for a while, if Heishui County is really improving, it is not too late to recruit him again." β
The old emperor searched for it, and he also felt that it was indeed necessary to let a child's idea directly change this Dragon City, and to implement it in Heishui County for a while to see the effect.
"That's it, you go down, I'm tired too."
The old emperor waved his hand indifferently and stopped looking at these people.
The four people below paused, and then retired in unison, their faces were very bad, and they were ready to go back to write a suicide note.
How could the old emperor be a man who would compromise with others!
After the men left, the old emperor glanced coldly at the door, then lowered his head and took the pen and began to write instructions for this document.
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In addition to a passage, the old emperor was also stamped with a dragon seal representing absolute authority.
After doing this, the old emperor called the eunuch on duty.
"Send this document to Yunzhou."
After making a decision, the old emperor remembered that this person named Wang Lanling had written about his wife and concubine in the document, so he had another idea.
"I remember that the daughter of the Lu family is very educated, and it is inevitable that she will meet acquaintances when she stays in the brothel in the capital, so you go and send someone to send her to Heishui County, make a concubine and slave for Wang Lanling, and teach him to speak Mandarin."
The eunuch quickly responded, "Yes! β
When the old emperor was about to get up and go back to rest, he felt that it was inappropriate.
If this person named Wang Lanling is a talent, then he is a capable minister who will be left to his descendants, and it will be a little bad to be with the daughter of this criminal minister.
"Wait!" The old emperor changed his mind, but he felt that it was cool to send the daughter of the Lu family to the mountains and wilderness.
After thinking for a few seconds, the old emperor said: "Ask Wang Lanling's opinion when you bring people over, if he doesn't want them, he will sell them to the local brothel!" There will be no redemption for eternity! β
The old emperor was in a very bad mood, because those ministers were obviously perfunctory to him!
The eunuch agreed, and only after making sure that the old emperor would not change his opinion again did he carefully retire.
Because of his exhaustion and sleepiness, the old emperor soon went to eat and bathe, and if he continued to sit here, he would definitely continue to change his decision.
Wang Lanling's affairs were quickly forgotten by the old emperor, and his mind continued to focus on the surrounding ministers and the country.
Far away, Wang Lanling didn't know that he was saved by "haha~yo" and "hama~hey".
He slept soundly, sleeping at eight o'clock every night and waking up at six o'clock in the morning.