Chapter 12: Humanity is too warlike
Lan Bo said: "We are used to listening, ordinary people can't hear it, there are indeed people." ”
Gu Bao was suddenly unhappy, "Do you think Poor Dao is an ordinary person?" You think I can't hear? I'm just testing if you two are practicing seriously.
Okay, hurry up and open the door, and then come back to continue training, this set of boxing, when the practice is good, when is it over. ”
The two of them went with bitter faces.
Gu Bao plucked out his ears and wondered: "Poor Dao is so young, his hearing is worse than that of two old men?" ”
"Ding, congratulations to the host for bragging about the success of the hide, Bull Coin +1, Experience Value +100."
Gu Bao: "......"
"System, what do you think I'm bragging?"
"Host, I hope you develop a good habit of blowing cowhides often, it's been a few days since you blew out cowhides that make the system tremble.
There are plug-ins that won't work.,Host.,Humans are too warlike.。 ”
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Despised by an icy system.
However, Gu Bao admits that what the system said is reasonable, he has been busy with comfort recently, and he really hasn't bragged much.
"It seems that it's time to go out, so that the people of Chang'an can see and see, and the poor cowhide!"
Just as I was thinking about it, suddenly a gust of wind blew.
Gu Bao couldn't help but look up, and suddenly jumped back in fright.
"You, why are you here?"
The person who came was none other than someone who had spent the night with him....... The little witch Cheng Demon of the mixed world.
"Come here!"
Cheng Demon Demon had a cold face and snorted softly.
Brother Bao was wronged, but Brother Bao didn't say it.
Gu Bao obediently walked up to Cheng Demon and said worriedly: "Sister Demon Demon, do you have something to do with the poor road?" ”
"Does it hurt?"
Cheng Demon looked at him curiously, and couldn't see where the person in front of him was injured.
Gu Bao immediately covered his buttocks, "It hurts, it hurts so much that I can't stand it."
Demon sister, you kicked me out of bed that day, and I haven't been able to do it yet. ”
Cheng Youyou's face darkened, "If you mention to me the events of that day again, I want you to look good!" ”
Don't mention it?
Gu Bao was energetic, patted his clothes, and said, "Demon... Ahem, demon sister, don't worry, you won't let me mention it, I will never mention it. ”
Cheng Youyou: "What are you doing here?" ”
"This is my home, the blessed land of the poor road!"
"I said what are you doing here early in the morning!"
Cheng Youyou's tone became unkind.
Your uncle, you can't be gentle.
Brother Bao swears, he really wants to beat the witch in front of him!
If you can't do it under the bed, you will be beaten in bed!
Stinky woman, with such a stinky temper, it's not for nothing that she can't get married.
"Practice."
When he said it, Gu Bao regretted it, what kind of practice did he mention in front of this witch?
Sure enough, Cheng Youyou's eyes lit up, "It's rare, you can also do martial arts?" ”
Looking at her contemptuous little eyes, Brother Bao became angry.
Blowing addiction up, ignoring it at the moment:
"Not only do you know martial arts, but there are also a lot of poor Taoists.
Poor Dao fell into a cliff cave at the age of three and obtained the Jiuyang True Scripture;
At the age of seven, he was trapped in the top of the light and obtained a great shift;
At the age of twelve, he led the army of his daughter's country, defeated Persia, and obtained the Holy Fire Order;
At the age of fifteen, he obtained the Nine Yin True Scripture from the Heaven and Dragon Slayer;
Twenty years old......"
Looking at Cheng Youdemon's playful eyes, Gu Bao couldn't blow it anymore.
"Go on." Cheng Demon seemed to be smiling.
"Hehe, twenty years old, poor Dao has not been born yet."
Cheng Demon Demon snorted: "I don't care if you are really fake, since you can blow it so much, let me weigh your catties." ”
"Don't, the poor road pursues a gentleman who doesn't use his mouth, and the poor road doesn't beat a woman...... Oops,! ”
Two feet away, Brother Bao was lying on the ground, gray-faced.
"That's all it takes?"
Cheng Demon retracted his long legs and pursed his lips.
Brother Bao got up from the ground, his face sad.
"That's not how long legs are used, women."
Cheng Youyou was stunned, "How do you use that?" ”
"You legs, put on silk. Socks, poor road can play for a year. ”
"Shameless demon way."
Although I don't know what he said, the cliff is not a good word.
"Witch, look at the poor way for the heavens, and accept you!"
Even though Brother Bao was disgraced, he didn't admit defeat, and looked at Cheng Youyou, who rushed over and wanted to beat people.
He gritted his teeth and leaped forward, and the man rushed over.
hugged the willow waist of Demon Cheng, Gu Bao would never let go.
"Stinky Taoist, let me go."
Cheng Demon didn't expect to be hugged, and suddenly blushed.
"Don't let go, I'd rather die!" Gu Baoyi's verbal refusal.
"Bang ......"
"Oh, stinky woman, you dare to really fight, the poor road will fight with you."
Brother Bao is still young, and he is not as tall as Cheng Demon, but this also cheapens him.
"Witch, you not only want to kill me, but you also want to suffocate me. The poor will not give in. ”
Cheng Youyou's face darkened, "Let go, let go..."
It's a pity that Brother Bao is like a maggot on the tarsal bone, and he can't push it away.
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A short distance around the corner.
Lamb and Fauber had been secretly watching for almost half an hour.
"That woman seems to be really beaten, are we going up there to help?" Fauber asked.
Lan Bo shook his head and smiled mysteriously, "No need to help, didn't you hear Brother Bao's pain and happiness?" ”
"Seems to be the case, hehe."
The two unscrupulous old men looked at each other for a while, smiled, and went to clean up.
......
"You let me go, I promise not to hit you."
Although Brother Bao is small, the strong smell of men still makes Cheng Demon a little unbearable.
"The king of heaven covers the tiger, Brother Bao is one meter five;
Brother Bao Town Demon Demon, is the poor road high? ”
Gu Bao gritted his teeth, raised his head with difficulty, and looked up at the tall Cheng Demon Demon.
Demon Cheng is about 1.75 meters tall, and Gu Bao is only fifteen or sixteen years old at this time, less than 1.7 meters.
He doubted that he would be able to surpass this witch in the future.
Well, if nothing else, God is fair.
Although it gave Cheng Demon a grumpy temper, it also gave her a grumpy figure.
This wave, no loss!
"Are you really going to let go?"
Cheng Youyou's tone was gloomy.
Gu Bao was just about to speak, when he suddenly felt a chill on his neck, something cold.
"Woman, if you have something to say, you put down the knife first."
Gu Bao immediately softened, "You take the knife away, I'll let you go." Hehe. ”
"Humph!"
Cheng Demon took away the dagger.
Gu Bao hurriedly jumped back, looking at this little witch of the mixed world vigilantly.
Cheng Demon was also trustworthy, put away the dagger, and said lightly: "So, you weren't injured last night?" ”
"Brother Bao, I sleep like a mountain, and I don't move, how can I get hurt?"
Gu Bao smiled dryly.
"Hmm."
Cheng Demon nodded, "So this is your mansion?" ”
"It's not a mansion, it's just a cold house, barely live in it, a daughter of a family like you, you must not be used to it."
Brother Bao panicked, this little witch of the mixed world seems to want to move here.
With a Wangfu stone pressed on his head, how can Brother Bao be happy?
What reassured Gu Bao was that Cheng Demon didn't say anything, looked at it, put his hands behind his back, and Shi Shiran left the Gu Mansion.