Early the next morning.

The climate in the desert can be described in one word, that is, tossing, dead cold at night, dead hot during the day, wearing a cotton jacket in the morning, wearing yarn in the afternoon, and eating watermelon in the brazier at night.

Because they had to avoid the high temperature, the three of them got out of the marching tent before dawn and continued to march while there was a glimmer of afterglow on the horizon.

In the car, Wang Xuanzhen drove to the lack of a map and compass to identify the direction, Cao Shanjun shrunk in the back seat alone and began to nap, this thing is purely a character who comes to play soy sauce, he doesn't talk much and doesn't care about anything, he just sleeps with his eyes closed or opens his eyes to see the scenery, he can stare at the endless sea of sand in the desert for a few minutes without blinking, and he is intoxicated from time to time.

"This monk let him be all I served, wine and meat through the intestines and beautiful sex is not taboo, you say these formalistic things you ask for more relaxed, then why don't he meditate and chant Buddhist scriptures or something when he is idle, one day he knows to eat, sleep, sleep and eat, he said that he was also a monk in his previous life, I think it is Jigong, right?" Wang Xuanzhen drove the car, feeling very unequal, why should he be a chariot and horse, and the one behind him sat and enjoyed his success.

Xiang Que yawned, put his foot in front of him and said boringly, "It's good to adapt, I tell you that there is no normal monk in their temple, his master has practiced closed-mouth meditation for twenty years, he can't speak, if you communicate with him, your IQ is less than 100, don't communicate, it's easy to get frustrated, you want to know what he means to you, you basically have to guess, he also has two uncles, one is seventy years old, and he has traveled all over the world, and the other has become an ascetic, how to suffer from sin, how to come to himself, This little monk is a little bit normal."

"Smack" Xiang took two cigarettes, stuffed one into Wang Xuanzhen's mouth and said, "Refresh yourself, you still have to rush for a day."

"What kind of god, you look outside, the flat river is full of sand, close your eyes and open it casually, it's okay, we just don't have a dog, otherwise hang a bone on the plate so that the dog doesn't have to worry about accidents" Wang Xuanzhen just finished speaking, and then turned his head to look at Xiang Que and said, "There is no traffic police in this place, and there are no traffic lights, I will stop you to drive?" You don't have to worry about anything, just hold the steering wheel and step on the accelerator and just drive it straight."

Xiang Que asked a little excitedly, "Is this reliable?" ”

"Oh, it's okay, didn't I just say that a dog can drive a bone on the steering wheel, what are you doing?"

Xiang Que said very cutely, "You change the analogy, it sounds awkward."

"If you were born more than a hundred years earlier with your IQ, then what do you say there would be Einstein in this scientific community?"

"If you want to say that, I'll have to take a moment to verify whether what you say makes sense."

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"Crunch" Wang Xuanzhen stepped on the foot brake and hung up neutral, and said, "Change positions, I'll show you the way, let's drive"

Cars and guns, as well as women, these three things have a kind of heartfelt temptation for men, no man meets not moved, Xiang Que has been busy like a wolf dog since he went down the mountain and has no time to get a driver's license, he has not driven a car does not mean that he does not want to drive, now there is a chance to try it, he is naturally amazing.

"No, I can't break it, can I? If the car is broken here, we will be stupid, no man's land, relying on two legs can kill people," Xiang Que pulled the car door and sat in the driver's seat.

"It's definitely okay according to what I said, this is an automatic car is relatively simple, just put the steering wheel on the accelerator, all the way to the front of the fart thing" Wang Xuanzhen tilted his body and pointed to the steering wheel and said, "The two hands are placed on the left and right, the right foot is on the right side, that is the accelerator, okay, put down the handbrake and tap the accelerator, see that there is no car, this is not the move, hey, yes, that's it, give a little oil, gently step on it, the speed is up, the accelerator is a little down, oh, don't shake your hands, just straighten it, right, Yes, keep the throttle under your feet all the time, just keep yourself in this position, just master the speed."

Two or three minutes later, the Cherokee staggered on the road, and Xiang Que was very smart to comprehend Wang Xuanzhen's words, and soon understood it, and the car was called a slip.

Ten minutes later, Xiang Que had already dried the throttle to the end, the engine was humming and running at full capacity, Wang Xuanzhen looked at the water temperature and felt that it was nothing.

Half an hour later, Xiang Que was completely proficient, and when his hands were numb, he held the steering wheel with one hand and rested with the other hand, and he was very comfortable in control.

"Isn't it quite talented to drive, it's only been less than an hour to become a veteran, amazing" Wang Xuanzhen shrank in the seat and yawned and said, "I don't have anything to worry about, you just straighten it yourself, you don't need to change lanes for more than 100 kilometers, you can play freely."

"Ah, okay, you can sleep," Xiang Que said with a high spirit.

The Cherokee was speeding all the way, and after passing through it, a puff of dust hung up, and the speed of the car soared from 123 to 100.

Xiang Que in the car didn't notice that the speed of the car was about to reach the top, because there was nothing in the desert, except that sand was sand, and there was no reference for him to judge how fast he could drive.

Twenty minutes later, a curve appeared ahead.

Xiang Que vaguely felt that he should do something at this time, and he could measure it by visual inspection, and if he turned at this speed, he would definitely not be able to turn around.

"Chubby, fat" Xiang Que turned his head, and Wang Xuan next to him really snored.

"Chubby, you get up, grass"

Xiang Que didn't wait to wake up the fat man, the car had already driven to the corner, and the speed of a hundred was rushing through the corner, even if you asked Schumacher to drive the Cherokee, he might not be able to do it.

"I'm grass, stupid" Xiang Que let go of the throttle and slapped the steering wheel violently, and the front wheel was deflected.

The tires screeched and the bearings broke, and the car turned sideways and began to lean forward.

"Bang" the body fell to the ground and flipped over.

After the "crunch" car overturned, it glided forward against the ground, but fortunately it was a desert with soft sand all over the ground, and if it was really driven like this on the highway, the car would be wasted and none of the people inside thought about it.

"Bang, bang, bang" After a few loud bangs, the Cherokee hit a sand dune and was forced to stop.

Wang Xuanzhen and Cao Shanjun in the car woke up at the same time, and when the two overturned the car, they had already opened their eyes, but they turned too fast and didn't react to what was going on.

"I forgot to tell this idiot, where are the brakes?"

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