Chapter 182: 200 carriages
"Carriage? And the goods? Are you sure? What are they like? Yuan Fang asked excitedly, and even her hands that grabbed my arms trembled and began to exert force, and my arms hurt so much!
"If you let go, are you going to murder your husband?" I shook off Yuan Fang's hand, and then subconsciously said something inappropriate!
"Don't talk nonsense!" Yuan Fang's face suddenly turned red, and then he shook off my arm and said.
This thing is blushing? I looked at Yuan Fang in surprise and wondered! Why is she blushing? Wait, I~ I just said the word 'murder of my husband'! Forehead! Slip of the tongue!
I cautiously observed Yuan Fang and considered whether to apologize or something?
But Yuan Fang just took a few steps back shyly, and she didn't seem to be angry? Am I overthinking? When I just wanted to say something to test Yuan Fang's attitude, I didn't expect Yuan Fang to open her mouth to divert the topic first, she also deliberately walked a few steps, approached Zou Rushui, and then repeated the question just now.
"Excuse me, what is that wagon and cargo like?"
Zou Rushui first looked at me curiously, then at Yuan Fang, and then lowered his head and pondered for a while, then he faced Yuan Fang again, and then said with a smile: "Sister-in-law, for the sake of Senior Brother Li Hei's face, I will tell you the truth." Actually, you're right, the wagons and goods are the ones you're tracking! They were all stolen last night, and when they were brought to us, they were hidden! ”
"Sure enough, those carriages and goods are ~ wait, who do you call 'sister-in-law'?" As soon as Yuan Fang heard about the carriage, she immediately became excited, but as soon as she finished saying a word, she immediately reacted, the person in front of her would call her sister-in-law? What a place to be!
And I on the side, when I heard Zou Rushui's words, I was also stunned, only the kid Dugumou, who had been squatting next to me to watch the excitement, laughed after hearing this sentence 'sister-in-law'.
"Huh? Of course it called you? In fact, this Senior Brother Li Hei and I, strictly speaking, are both disciples of the same background! That's why I follow this relationship and call you sister-in-law! Zou Rushui asked with a puzzled face. But I found that when Zou Rushui said these words to Yuan Fang, there was a faint hint of ridicule in his eyes~ But when I looked carefully, I just saw the confusion from Zou Rushui's face...... "Am I dazzled?" ”
"Wait! Aren't you Zouzi? So you can call Li Hei a senior brother? Well? If you say that, then ~ that Li Hei brother ~ won't it also be an old monster who has lived for hundreds of years! Dugu Mou first smirked for a long time, and then suddenly reacted that something was wrong, so he came over and asked Zou Rushui with a question mark on his face.
"You're an old monster! Did you talk like that? At this time, the painting was also involved, and then crossed his waist and said to Dugumou.
Now the scene here is completely chaotic! Except for Xiao Ling, who was still squatting on the side, and didn't say a word as the people who ate melons throughout the whole process, now everyone, including Huahua and Xiao Meiniang, Zou Rushui and Yuan Fang, as well as me and Dugumou, began to quarrel with each other.
This quarrel-like chaos, in the end, in the painting and the sudden cry of Xiao Mei Niang, finally stopped!
"Wow! Hungry! ”
"Woohoo! Big brother, I've been hungry for a long time! Hurry up and make me delicious! ”
After hearing the painting and Xiao Meiniang suddenly crying, I quickly stopped arguing with others, and directly hugged Xiao Meiniang, comforted her and said, "Good girl! Little Mei Niang! Why are you crying? ”
Seeing that I picked up Xiao Meiniang, the painting suddenly came over, looking at me with blank eyes, and also showed a look of wanting me to pick her up, and I really wanted to pick her up......
But! After all, painting is no longer like Xiao Meiniang, a four or five-year-old child, and this painting looks almost as tall as Xiaoling! I looked at her, then at my small body, and then I could only pretend that I couldn't see the expression of the painting, and concentrate on talking to the little Mei Niang in the conversation!
This painting looks like it can't be held! I don't want to humiliate myself! If you can't hold this, you can't let others laugh at it to death when you turn back! In particular, there is also a Dugumou who likes to have a big mouth next to him......
When the little girl in my arms saw me and asked her, she said to me with tears in her eyes: "Big brother! I'm hungry! I haven't eaten since I was taken away! ”
"Huh? Don't you have a little bag? Isn't there a lot of snacks in there? I asked curiously, I remember that when Xiao Meiniang was taken away by someone suspected of being her father, she still took the small satchel I gave her! I remember that there were no staple foods in it, but there were a lot of chocolates and lollipops!
"I've given all those to Sister Xiaohuahua, she's even more miserable! That's when I saw that she was hungry and started eating grass! Xiao Meiniang pouted and said.
Little painting sister? Started grazing? Forehead! How hard their days were! Forehead! However, I do understand why there are chocolates and lollipops in the small bag that was snatched by Zou Rushui! Well? Wait, I remember painting and saying that there is 'meat'! What is that?
However, these questions don't seem to be too important now! The important thing now is that Xiao Mei Niang is hungry! I was even hungry and crying! Otherwise, I'd better cook for them now!
After I put down Xiao Mei Niang and discussed it with everyone, we decided that it would not be too early anyway, so let's talk about other things after dinner here!
"Senior Brother Li Hei, since you are going to stay here to eat, then! Are you showing us a hand? Zou Rushui suddenly interjected.
"Huh? Why? Isn't this your home? It stands to reason that I'm a guest! Is there a reason to let guests cook? "Although I was ready to cook dinner for them, I felt uncomfortable when Zou Rushui suddenly said this! That's why I deliberately said this, wanting to tease Zou Rushui!
"Big brother! Big brother! I want to eat the food you cooked, but I listened to Xiao Meiniang a cow for a day! She's always bragging about your delicious food! Drawing also interjected.
"Huh? Why did you suddenly call me Big Brother? "I was curious to hear that suddenly call me that!
"Isn't that what Little Mei Niang calls you? Is she the only one who can call you that? ”
"That's not it~ Forget it, you can call it whatever you want!" Being so mixed with painting, I suddenly felt that it was not bad to be called that!
Then I forgot about wanting to tease Zou Rushui, and I began to think that it was cool to be called like this, and at the same time began to dig out all kinds of kitchen utensils from the mall.
After setting up all the kitchen utensils and barbecue grills, it occurred to me that there was no charcoal! And, Why did I move the barbecue out of the grill? Am I subconsciously preparing for a barbecue?
Thinking of this, I looked up at the ceiling and shook my head, this is underground! Although this space looks huge, it is still not suitable for barbecue!
Forget it, let's cook a normal meal!
Thinking of this, I silently took out the kitchen utensils and piled them aside, and then leaned over to Zou Rushui, who was looking at me curiously, and said to her: "Eh! That~ Where is your kitchen? ”
"Kitchen? Aren't you ready to cook right here? Why do you suddenly remember the kitchen? Zou Rushui looked curiously at the kitchen utensils I piled aside, and reached out to pull out the kitchen knife and began to look at it.
"Huh! Well, in fact, I just remembered that this is underground, and if you use my kitchen utensils to cook, it will produce a lot of smoke, which will not have a good impact on the environment here! ”
"Environment? Bad impact? Why? ”
"It's just~ forget it, I'm too lazy to explain, where is your kitchen! I'd better hurry up and cook, and when I'm done, I'll go back there, and there will really be people waiting for me at home! ”
Zou Rushui shook his head and chuckled at me before taking me to their kitchen.
But! As soon as I entered, I was surprised to find that there was only one big stove and one big iron pot. Although the chimney of the big stove seems to be directly connected to the roof of the kitchen, the kitchen still looks completely smoky, and it is dark everywhere! The main thing is that there is no light source here. It's so dark!
"Huh! Why is it so dark here? And, ahem! It's so choking here! "After I fanned it with my hand, I could feel that there was a lot of dust floating under the wind of my hand!
"Ahem! You~ Are you cooking here? I'm not afraid~ I'm not afraid of being smoked or choked! I hurriedly walked out of the room in three or two steps, and then coughed dryly, while complaining to Zou Rushui.
Zou Rushui was also choked by the dust here, and then she also walked out of the house, and closed the door with her hand and said, "Ahem! Actually, we haven't used the kitchen for a long time, and it seems like we haven't used it for almost two years! Ahem! ”
"Huh? That~cough-cough~So what did you all eat before? Do you all eat raw food? Don't cook? ”
After Zou Rushui and I interrogated each other, I finally knew why there was so much dust here. And I also know why they haven't used the kitchen in a long time.
It turned out that since the year before last, their school of yin and yang has directly spiraled into poverty! Moreover, immediately after, there was also a big locust plague in the vicinity, and as a result, the remaining disciples of them hadn't eaten properly for two years, so even the kitchen was deserted! In addition, the dust in the kitchen actually has something to do with me, because the chimney of the big stove is actually connected to the spiraling passage on the periphery of this underground building. And this time in the spell war caused by our misunderstanding, although I was not affected by their 'Calling the Wind and Rain' spell, but because when casting the spell, the waterwheel that was originally used to blow the wind actually drew energy from the back of the passage, so when we cast spells on each other, the wind that was pushed back began to pour into the chimney, and then all the kitchens were harmed!
"Alas! Barbecue can't work, and now you can't even use the kitchen~ Oh yes! "After I was a little worried, I immediately remembered that the upper floor, the one with the ceiling covered in paint and its own volcano!
"Oh yes! Do you want us to go to the upper floor together~ Eh! It's the layer with the volcano and the sun and the moon, and then we go straight to the local material and start making the perfect indoor picnic! I said with an excited Zou Rushui on his face.
"There is ~ volcano? Oh! I know where you're talking about! But why go there to cook? Can't we eat it directly? Zou Rushui said to me puzzled.
"Because I haven't been to the bottom of the volcano to make a barbecue! Also, what 'trouble-free' food do you have? ”
"Isn't it easy to cook rice? And~" Zou Rushui suddenly reached into his arms again, and then took out a small porcelain jar and came out, after opening the seal of the porcelain jar, he handed the jar to me with a proud face, and said: "And! Look, I've got salt here! It's the finest salt! With that, we can make salty rice to eat! ”
Salty rice? Eating idle meals? But what are you doing with such a smug look and pulling out a jar of salt?
I took the salt shaker with my hand, and then touched the slightly damp inner wall of the salt shaker, and then I suddenly remembered the scene from an old TV series, and then I subconsciously said: "If it weren't for the resurgence of your salt shaker, how would I have come here!" ”
Hearing that I suddenly came up with such a sentence out of nowhere, Zou Rushui was stunned, and then asked me curiously, "What did you say?" ”
"Huh! It's okay! Oh yes! Why do you want to eat idle rice ~ salty rice! "Mention idle meals~ Uh! If it's salty rice, I'll still make it, but it's not delicious!
"Huh! Didn't you say you wanted to eat to save trouble? I think this salty rice is very convenient! Moreover, I still have such good salt here! ”
Is this salt good? I reached out and grabbed it, and after rubbing it, I found that the salt in this salt jar was neither white nor fine, and there was some sand mixed with it, which can be called 'good salt'? However, I think this is ancient, so I guess it's right! However, should I just take out a few packets of salt from the mall and show it to Zou Rushui?
After I dispelled this idea of wanting to show off, I handed the salt jar back to Zou Rushui, and then said, "No need, I have a lot of these!" However, why don't you go to that floor to cook! It's underground, but it's very high! I don't think it would be too choking if I made a fire there to cook! ”
After I said that Zou Rushui was moving, and led everyone back up the stairs to the floor where there was a volcano, and there were still white clouds floating in the sky, and the blue sky and the artificial sun and moon were painted on the very high ceiling. I said to Zou Rushui: "Then~ Let's start cooking!" ”
"Okay!"
"Wow! That's great! I'm finally able to taste the food! Xiao Mei Niang has been bragging to me for a long time just now! ”