Chapter 837: The city is full of kung fu tea

"Poof! "Ganlu Palace, before Yang Tong drank the tea in his mouth, he was filled with a strange and strange taste, and when he saw the black slimy thing in the cup, he was stupid.......

Strange smell, followed by disgusting vomiting.

"Husband?" Wei Fengwu on the opposite side didn't know what was going on at all, and he was really frightened.

Yang Tong was furious, "What the hell is this?" ”

"Kung Fu tea."

"What the hell is Kung Fu Tea?"

"Ugh." Wei Fengwu had a hint of apology on his face, and said with a strange expression: "Kung Fu tea is locust powder, but everyone says that the name is ugly, so it's called kung fu tea." This is a tribute paid to you by the ministers of the court. ”

"So, I'm the first to drink this?" Yang Tong hurriedly rinsed his mouth.

"It should be." Wei Fengwu couldn't help but smile, "Now the whole city is collecting locusts, and they are all sent to the palace." ”

"Fry it whole and eat it, isn't it fragrant? Why do you want to learn from other people's aphrodisiac? I don't need to. Yang Tong, who wanted to cry without tears, had a feeling of self-killing.

Wei Fengwu glanced at her husband and said, "I heard that locusts are in short supply now, and liquor stores and pharmacies are rushing to buy them, especially the Qinglou Chu Pavilion, which is charging at a high price, and the price changes more than a dozen times a day. Locusts are so expensive now, which one is willing to fry them? ”

Hearing Wei Fengwu say that the whole city was 'frying locusts', Yang Tong was also drunk. He smiled wryly: "I found that I still underestimate the man's pursuit of men!" ”

"Poof" Wei Fengwu burst out laughing, and said with a red face: "As the saying goes, there are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is great, that's not just talking, a person can't continue the bloodline and inherit the incense, resulting in the bloodline in the clan being cut off in his own generation, then he is the family's eternal sinner, and he can't even enter the ancestral grave after death!" Having no queen and no heir is a more tragic thing than death! Therefore, children and grandchildren are full of grandchildren and flourishing branches and leaves have been the pursuit of thousands of families since ancient times, and now they finally have a good prescription of low value, can everyone not seek it? I heard that many childless families in Guanzhong have set up ancestral halls and offered incense, and I thank my husband and the two immortals for announcing the 'fairy formula'. ”

"......" Yang Tong was completely speechless, but no matter how you say it, this is a good thing for the Great Sui, on the one hand, it has achieved the effect of exterminating locusts;

On the other hand, in these years, there is a single commodity and a lack of products, and there are too few directions for ordinary people to make money.

Seeing Yang Dong's strange expression, Wei Fengwu smiled and said, "Husband, do you want another drink?" ”

"No, no? Don't you want this thing even if you kill me? Just stir-fry and eat it later. ”

"But that's not what the prescription says."

Yang Tong, who was afraid that he would continue to be poisoned, saw that there was no one around, and said in a ghostly manner? "This prescription is fake."

"This is the prescription that Master and Yuan Tiangang prescribed? How could it be fake? Wei Fengwuyu's hand stiffened.

"This is my recipe to get people to eat locusts to extinction? Then there will be no locust plague. There will be locust plagues in the future, but they will be plagued by locusts. Yang Tong shook his head? The people of this age are too simple.

"This!"

Wei Fengwu was stunned? The expression on her face was very wonderful, and when she thought of her husband's character, she felt that he really did this kind of thing, and she put the teapot on the table? "What's the matter?" he asked. Do Master and Yuan Tiangang know? ”

"I don't know."

"This, if they deny it, won't it disappoint the world and cause chaos in the world?" Wei Fengwu said worriedly.

"There are only a few people who know them, if they go to the city and say that they are Zhang Qiu Taiyi and Yuan Tiangang, the people may believe it? But if they say that this recipe is false, it will cut off people's desire to have children? It is estimated that he was beaten violently. ”

"That's true."

"Now people think this recipe is real? Then it's true. This is faith, if you break someone else's faith? Then you are everyone's enemy of life and death. ”

"It's crazy." Wei Fengwu was shocked.

"Humanity? It's that crazy. Yang Tong smiled: "If they dare to overturn the case? Guaranteeing those childless people to beat them violently is the will of the people that cannot be violated. So they can only pretend not to know. ”

Wei Fengwu didn't understand very much, and she didn't bother to understand, she said helplessly: "Now everyone is sending locusts to the palace, what can I do?" Thrown? ”

"This locust is a good thing, not only can't you throw it away, but you have to seal it as a tribute."

"Take locusts as a tribute?" Wei Fengwu's red lips opened slightly, even more shocked.

"If you pay tribute to the locusts, you will not be afraid that the locusts will have no buyers." Yang Tong said: "Locusts have become food and medicine, and they are almost extinct by human beings, so how can there be any locust plagues?" The people will also have an extra way to earn money because of the locust sale. The most important thing is that locusts are really good for the human body, and the more you eat, the better your body will be. ”

Wei Fengwu suddenly, "This is your purpose?" ”

"Yes." Yang Tong looked at the black kung fu tea, and said with a smile: "I won't eat this thing, I will give out all the locust powder sent to the palace, it is estimated that they will frown and eat it, and at the same time they have to thank me." ”

"It's cunning."

"Cunning is a necessary quality for an emperor!" Yang Tong was not ashamed, but proud, and told very seriously: "At present, the two of us know, you must not say it, otherwise, it will be over." ”

"It's about the plan to exterminate locusts for generations to come, I won't say." When Wei Fengwu heard this, she immediately nodded with satisfaction and sweetly gave her husband an autumn spinach.

Yang Tong's heart fluttered, he pulled Wei Fengwu over, held him in his arms, and kissed her red lips.

For a long time, the lips parted.

"This kung fu tea seems to be really useful." Wei Fengwu's beautiful big eyes narrowed into crescent moons, moist and moist.

"It seems to be. Could it be that locusts really have aphrodisiac effects? I don't know if it's a psychological effect, or what, Yang Tong actually raised his head to salute.

"Don't ......" Wei Fengwu pulled away his hand that roamed around his body, his pretty face was ruddy, he pillowed his chin on his shoulder, and whispered in his ear: "Or, rest and rest?" ”

Yang Tong restrained the fire in his heart and looked at her playfully, "It's not dark yet, so anxious?" ”

"You bad guy!" Wei Fengwu, whose face turned red, punched him in the back, left her husband's arms, and carefully sorted out his clothes for him.

Just when the two of them were sweet and greasy, someone outside the hall reported, "Qi Sheng, His Royal Highness the King of Tang and the chief officials of the three provinces ask to see him." ”

Yang Tong was a little strange, but still said, "Xuan." ”

"Whoa."

Listening to the footsteps in the distance, Yang Tong instructed Wei Fengwu, "Pack the kung fu tea into several servings, and I will give it all away." ”

"Okay." Wei Fengwu's slender fingers covered his mouth, and his eyes had a wicked smile.

。。。。。

Not long after Wei Fengwu left, Yang Yu, Li Jing, Huangfu Wuyi, Yang Gongren, Wei Yunqi, Yang Shanhui, Yang Shidao, Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, Wei Zheng, Kong Yingda, Pei Renji... Qin Qiong, Luo Shixin, Wei Chigong, Xue Wanjun and others entered the hall and saluted one after another: "See the saint." ”

"Sit down and talk, come to someone, serve tea, serve kung fu tea." Everyone took their seats, and more than a dozen palace maids entered and filled the minister of civil and military affairs with a cup of kung fu tea.

Yang Tong's tea is naturally authentic green tea, he took a sip, felt the rich aroma of tea, and said with a smile: "Although the taste of gongfu tea is a little weird, it is a good medicine for curing diseases, which has the effect of warming the stomach and helping yang, strengthening the spleen and eliminating food, dispelling wind and relieving cough." Everyone drinks it, and it's good to drink it in one go, and it's invalid when it's cold. ”

"Thank you." Looking at the thick big 'cup', everyone was very grateful. In their eagerness, they only bought a little bit, for fear of running out of stock, and they carefully drank it according to the standard. And the Holy One gave them so much, which is really too generous.

Everyone picked up the teacups as big as dishes and tilted their heads, all of them drank in one go, and in an instant everyone changed color and had different expressions.

Yang Tong's eyes were dull, shocked with heavy admiration, he just tasted a small bite, but spit it out on the spot, this so-called kung fu tea can be called a murderous dish...

However, these guys actually drank a big bowl, he really couldn't imagine how everyone could bear it, and at the same time, he once again found that as a man, he still underestimated men......

"This tea is strong enough." Luo Shixin's two eyebrows furrowed together.

"I still have some here, and everyone will bring some back later."

"Thank you." Everyone thanked again with a smile, Yang Tong has always been generous, and everyone didn't care, let alone know Yang Tong's sinister intentions. ’

Yang Tong looked at a large circle of civil and military ministers, and asked with a smile: "Why did you enter the palace together?" ”

"Brother Huang, my brother has something to report." Yang Yu got up and handed a thick book to Yang Tong, "This is the first draft of the Dictionary, please take a look at it." ”

"The third brother came up with the first draft so quickly, and he lived up to my expectations." Yang Tong said in surprise.

"This is not the work of the ministers alone," Yang Yunran said: "This "Dictionary" is led by the ministers and brothers, and the content is collected and sorted out by many scholars. ”

"It's not easy." Yang Tong looked at the "Dictionary" in his hand and asked, "Only this one?" ”

"More than that." Yang Yu shook his head and said: "Brother Chen is worried that he will not do well and not be perfect, so he printed two thousand copies and prepared to send them to everyone to correct mistakes, the purpose is to gather the wisdom of everyone and make this "dictionary" better. In addition to the royal brother's book, there are two hundred copies in the younger brother's carriage. ”

Yang Tong immediately said: "Come on, go to the carriage of the Tang King and get the headquarters of the "Dictionary". ”

"Whoa." The guards outside the temple left immediately.

"Holy Lord, what is the Alphabet?" Kong Yingda asked curiously, although Yang Yu is a son-in-law, he does it mysteriously, so Kong Yingda doesn't know what the "Dictionary" is?

Yang Tong said: "When we were children, we often encountered difficult words, similar words, or rare words, whenever we saw similar words, we would argue because we didn't understand, so in order to facilitate future children to recognize words, I asked the third brother to collect the world's words and take the words as books." And the homophones are compiled together, annotations are written, page numbers are numbered, and then the three methods of searching for pronunciation, radicals, and difficult to check words are compiled on the table of contents, which can allow people to find the words they don't know in the shortest time. ”

"With the pearl of "Shuowen Jie Zi" in front, can this "Dictionary" work?" Kong Yingda hesitated.

It's no wonder that Kong Yingda said this, just because the influence of "Shuowen Jie Zi" is too great, if Yang Yu's "Dictionary" has no bright spots, not to mention the hard work, it will end up as the laughing stock of Dong Shi Xiaofeng through the ages.

"Shuowen Jiezi" pays too much attention to the origin of words, which is not incomprehensible to people who have a certain amount of knowledge, and does not play a role in enlightenment. The third brother's "Dictionary" puts homophones in one place, and if you only know the pronunciation and don't know the words, you can use the pronunciation to query; If you only know the words but don't know the sounds, you can use radical strokes to search, so that you can find out the words that can't be written or don't know their meaning in the shortest time. Yang Tong stepped down from the dragon seat and handed the "Dictionary" in his hand to Kong Yingda: "You try to find the word 'Kong'." ”

"Hole characters, radicals are sons, and strokes are four." After Kong Yingda finished speaking, he quickly flipped through the "Dictionary" and soon found the Kong character in the radical of the word 'zi'. Then follow the page number prompts to find the page where the word "hole" is located.

I saw that it was written:

hole

Number of strokes: four;

radical: sub;

Interpretation 1: small holes, holes; Such as: holes, holes, holes.

Interpretation 2: Surname, such as: Confucius, Kong Yingda

Interpretation 3: The provincial name of the peacock. Such as: hole cover (car cover decorated with peacock feathers); Kong Cui (peacock and kingfisher).

……

Kong Yingda read several glyphs and definitions of "Kong", and felt that it was too simple, without the slightest literary brilliance, and after thinking about it, he found the word "Yang" again, and then found that the word "Yang" was also so simple and direct. I searched for a few words in a row, and found that this "dictionary" was the same as that of a child in Meng.

"The Book of Enlightenment?" Kong Yingda had a flash of inspiration and asked.

Yang Tong knew that he had comprehended, and said with a smile: "The Dictionary is not a reading material for adults, but a book of enlightenment. ”

Kong Yingda's eyes lit up, and he said excitedly: "The query method of the "Dictionary" is simple, as long as it is put into use, it can be combined with the township school with few masters and many students. ”

At this time, the book has been delivered, and it has been distributed to everyone one by one, and everyone has searched according to the method Yang Tong said, which is really simple and effective.

Yang Gongren said: "The biggest disadvantage of the township school is that there are many students, the master is few, the limited classroom time, the master can not answer one by one, after that, the nature of the playful children will forget their own puzzles, if everyone has a "dictionary", the students of the township school are like having a good teacher to accompany them, for their studies to play a double the effect with half the effort, even at home, can also be literate by themselves. ”

"Not bad." Wei Yunqi also said: "Although the definition of the "Dictionary" is simple, it is enough for Mongolian children, if these children do not know how to read, do not understand the meaning, they can quickly look it up on the "Dictionary" to solve the confusion in their hearts. ”

With this book, as long as the students inquire about the method, the master can save worry and trouble, and the students can immediately solve the confusion in their hearts. If the "Dictionary" is popularized all over the world, the number of people who can read and write will surely increase. Wei Zheng said solemnly: "The dictionary is a treasure of literacy, and only when students know the words can they further learn advanced knowledge, and the people who benefit are far more than the "Shuowen Jie Zi". His Royal Highness the King of Tang created this book, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is the saint in the word, and the saint should be rewarded. ”

"I don't dare to be Wei Shangshu so highly praised." Yang Yu said modestly: "If you want to talk about the hero, it is also the emperor's brother's, if it wasn't for the emperor's brother to mention it, I wouldn't have done this." ”

"It's a good thing to be modest, but don't be presumptuous with the third brother, if you make this "dictionary" perfect, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a 'word saint'." Yang Tong couldn't close his mouth with a smile, why did the Kong family not decay for thousands of years, isn't it just a literary saint? Yang Yu compiled the far-reaching classic "Dictionary", which is also a book of gods! It's just that this first edition of the "Dictionary" is very rough, and it is still far from the realm of the gods.

"Brother Huang, don't worry." Yang Yu said solemnly: "Words are the source of all learning, the foundation of the scriptures, all aspects are inseparable from words, but the interpretation of the text is slightly wrong, it is a thousand miles wrong, so this "dictionary" is not compiled, since it has been compiled, the younger brother naturally has to further the interpretation of each word, the detailed explanation of each word repeated scrutiny, and strive for perfection. Otherwise, if you make a mistake, you will mislead people's children and leave a legacy of disaster. ”

"Well said." Yang Tong Dayue said: "The compilation of the "Dictionary" is time-consuming and laborious, and the project is huge. Since he works slowly and meticulously, the third brother does not have to be in a hurry. ”

"Whoa." Yang Yu responded,

"Holy! Although the first draft of the "Dictionary" is relatively rough, there are no obvious errors, which shows that His Royal Highness the Tang King has worked hard when compiling it... If this is to be re-crafted... It will not be possible to do it in a few decades, and some words will be derived from new interpretations as the world develops. This shows that in the millennium, there will be no perfect "Dictionary", only a better "Dictionary". ”

Fang Xuanling, who couldn't put it down, said: "However, in today's world, there are too many people who need the "Dictionary" to recognize words, and we don't have so much time to wait and waste. ”

"Holy Lord, the minister also means this." Hearing this, Du Ruhui immediately stood up and saluted, "You can print this draft first, and it doesn't hurt to change it to a better one after a few years." ”

Yang Tong smiled bitterly: "I'm afraid that the people will say that we make black money." ”

"Holy." Yang Gongren saluted: "Papermaking and printing technology make books and paper cheap, and reading and literacy are no longer out of reach for ordinary people, and the "Dictionary" once a few years is completely affordable. If the people complain in the future, they can replace the old with the new. ”

"Holy Lord, the minister seconded the proposal." Kong Yingda said loudly: "This book is used for enlightenment, it is not a problem at all, we can't make the pearl dusty, and we can't delay the children of the world because of a small number of people." ”

"The minister seconded the proposal!"

"The minister seconded the proposal!"

“……”

The civil and military forces present all spoke out in agreement.

Yang Tong pondered for a moment, and then said to Yang Yu, "The third brother should hurry up and revise and improve, and the secretary and supervisor and the scholar of the palace will be deployed by you." Strive to print the second draft of the "Dictionary" into a book and publish it to the world before school after the year. ”

"Brother obeys!" Yang Yu solemnly responded.