"It's just a few splashes in the way, but it's not a big deal."

Song Beiyun explained repeatedly, but the county lord was obviously a little suspicious, and she took a look: "Sister Rou said that you are here to come when you are about to be the third watch, which family's splashy third watch is still wandering outside?" ”

So how do you say that? Once this woman becomes smart, it is really difficult to deceive, and it is also this set of rhetoric when she says it to Zuo Rou, but she is convinced, but when she says this to the county lord, the county lord obviously does not follow it.

"Then how do I know that I can still go up and ask that guy who is a bad guy?" Song Beiyun laughed: "Okay, I'll be back tomorrow, but I don't feel at ease about this little thing." ”

"Back tomorrow?" The county lord frowned and said, "Then what if my mother's concubine is sick again?" ”

Song Beiyun smacked for a while: "In this way, I'll come over once in the next seven days." ”

"Oh?" The county lord raised his eyebrows: "You would be so kind?" I'm afraid it's not ......."

"Just send a car to pick me up then." Song Beiyun interrupted the county lord's words: "It's okay to do anything else, I will come over every seven days to deliver medicine to the princess." ”

"The oil that will burst?"

"You understand pharmacology?" Song Beiyun tilted his head and glanced at the county lord: "Still understand medical theory?" ”

"I don't know."

"I don't know what you're asking." Song Beiyun pouted: "Just arrange a car for Ansheng." ”

The county lord snorted and expressed his dissatisfaction, but he couldn't help it...... This Song Beiyun is definitely the strangest person she has ever seen, neither because of the identity of the county lord who looks down on herself nor because of his hue, he does things in obscenity, but he always keeps a little distance, which makes the county lord angry and hateful, but there is nothing he can do.

"Alright." Seeing that the county lord was looking for something to do again, Song Beiyun waved his hand again and again: "It's idle today, it's better to find something to do." ”

"What are you looking for?"

As soon as he mentioned looking for trouble, the county lord's interest immediately rose, and even Zuo Rou moved forward with great interest, this look is a typical type of panic at home, no wonder in this era a stick falling from the window can come to a lingering and sad story.

"Don't worry." Song Beiyun looked down at his sweaty sludge: "I'll take a shower first, and I'll probably figure it out when I wash it out." ”

"Huh?" The county lord looked at him in disbelief: "Now you think? ”

"Or else?"

When Song Beiyun was taking a bath, the county lord originally planned to peek, but in the end, because he was called over by the princess for questioning, the peeping plan had to be shelved.

And when Song Beiyun came out, she almost happened to come out, and the three of them got together to discuss it, and Song Beiyun came up with a bad idea.

"Have you ever seen a slut?"

Zuo Rou and the county lord all said that they wanted to see what the slut in Song Beiyun's mouth was like, originally they thought that this guy would take them to a place like the Qinglou, but they didn't expect him to ask around where there was a teahouse after letting them change into men's clothes and go out.

The group of three came to a teahouse called Tingyuxuan, sat down and ordered tea, but Song Beiyun asked to make it himself, just put on a small stove and an iron kettle and tea leaves.

While waiting for the water to boil, the outside gradually became lively, Song Beiyun divided the cups, set the tea, sat there and stared at the small stove and began to be in a daze.

"Didn't you mean to see the slut? This...... See you boiling water here? The county lord asked in surprise, "Isn't it me?" ”

Song Beiyun laughed and came back to his senses: "Do you know what it means to be a slut." ”

"That's it...... It's cheap. Zuo Rou said with a blank face: "The kind of body that is cheap and cheap, and I don't care if I let others spoil it." ”

The county lord glanced at her, but did not speak.

"The county lord just said that the great desire of men and women to eat and drink is not cheap." Song Beiyun shook his head and said, "What does the county lord think? ”

"I think it's the kind of honey-bellied sword, high-sounding but secretly murderous?"

Song Beiyun shook his head lightly: "It is not easy for people to live in the world, there are people on thousands of roads, and that is not cheap." ”

"And what do you say a slut is?"

"Haha, don't worry." Song Beiyun raised his hand and summoned the teahouse guy: "Little brother, come here." ”

"Guest officer, what do you command?"

A thirteen or fourteen-year-old boy quickly stood in front of Song Beiyun and looked at him with a smile on his face.

"I'll give you some money, you go buy some roast chicken, roast goose, mutton, Hu cakes and other food, and the rest will be used as a spare money." Saying that, Song Beiyun took out three hangs of money and gave it to the little guy: "By the way, do you have that spring tea tasting in your teahouse?" ”

"That's there, it's there every year at this time, and when the guests come, they can give a pot of drink to taste, and if they feel good, they will buy some back." The little guy replied seriously: "Guest officer, do you need this free drink?" ”

"Nope." Song Beiyun touched his pocket and continued to ask, "How much money can you make this day?" ”

"Yo, guest officer. This is not exalted, if you come to a big business, it is not uncommon to have more than 100 times a day, and if you can usually have a three-five time. But this class is not profitable, mostly for some of you such elegant people to talk about, if you feel good, my father said that it is okay not to give money, leaving a Mobao can also be used for tea. ”

Listening to the little guy's words, the county lord nodded again and again: "This is a smart businessman." ”

"That's it." Song Beiyun took out a dime of silver: "You went to redeem this silver, it is probably your livelihood on this day, and all the people who drink tea today are free of tea money, can you?" ”

"That's excellent, of course!" The little servant quickly accepted the money and said happily: "Wait a minute, the guest officer, I'll go and fetch food for you." ”

Although Zuo Rou and the county lord didn't know what Song Beiyun was going to do, it seemed that it was interesting now, so they didn't ask, just waited quietly.

After the little servant brought the things that Song Beiyun wanted, he went to the door and shouted. This thing that doesn't cost money can naturally attract people to try it, and this tea drinker, most of them are readers, whether they really love to drink or vassal elegance, anyway, they are all here, and it won't take long for the small tea shop to sit full.

While serving tea and pastries on each table, the little servant pointed at Song Beiyun's table, and after he pointed out, usually the scholars at that table would get up and bow to Song Beiyun no matter how old they were.

And Song Beiyun is not coy, as long as someone salutes, he will definitely return the salute, until after a round, he got up and said: "Seniors, classmates, you and I have no chance, but we are both a flat boat in the sea of books, and the younger brother would like to thank you for coming." The little brother loves the taste of this tea on weekdays, but if there is no companion for this tea, he always feels that something is missing. ”

This is said beautifully, not to mention those scholars, even the county lord nodded again and again. After Song Beiyun sat down, the county lord propped his head and looked at him: "You are also a strange person, there is always a way to make people angry half to death, but sometimes you speak very well." ”

"I'm amazing."

"No shame." Zuo Rou gave him a very gentle look: "I still praised you for your humility." ”

This small tea tasting conference soon began, and Song Beiyun also reminded the two of them that there would be sluts soon, and asked them to listen carefully to what these people had to say.

Sure enough, it didn't take long for me to see a middle-aged man in a cloth shirt not far from the next table put down his teacup and looked at his companion with a serious face.

"This tea is good, it can be compared with the tea of Hangzhou rhyme." As he spoke, he took a sip of the cup again and savored it: "But...... Although the taste of this tea is good, but there is always something missing, its taste floats on the surface and does not enter the bone marrow, it is delicious at first drinking, but it is a little tired to taste carefully. ”

This person's voice was very loud, as if it was deliberately heard, and the teahouse guy naturally heard it, his brows furrowed, but he still didn't say anything.

After a while, the man continued, "Well, if you can add more salt to this tea, it will definitely taste better." I have drunk a kind of tea with excellent taste before, there are thirteen kinds of spices in it, and the aftertaste is long and heavy in the mouth. As for this tea...... How to say, it's not as good as Hangzhou Yun's tea, if he doesn't want money, I may be able to drink it, but if I buy it, then I definitely won't buy it. ”

At this time, the little girl finally couldn't help it and almost wanted to attack, but the owner of the tea shop held down his son's head and smiled helplessly.

But at this time, someone next to him laughed and took the man's words: "Hey, this brother, what you say is interesting, you drink it, and leave if you don't drink, it's a bit mean to say this kind of thing in someone's shop." Besides, I have also drunk the Hangzhou rhyme you said, the taste is heavy and rich, although it is also a good tea, but if you change me, I prefer this tea from Yuxuan. ”

Hearing this, people echoed one after another, but the old brother still raised his head with a clear face, and his face was proud: "Hahaha." ”

Song Beiyun patted the table lightly: "See, this is a slut." ”

Zuo Rou was still a little confused, but the county lord almost applauded, although he restrained his emotions, he still couldn't help laughing: "Wonderful, wonderful, this slut is really a slut!" ”

Song Beiyun smiled and said nothing, just poured the boiling water into the cup of Zuo Rouhe County Lord: "This ink is divided into five colors, tea is divided into five aggregates, and the tea in the world will have one taste, so naturally there will be few tea drinkers." His high-minded talk pretends to be high-minded, but he doesn't understand the truth of seeking common ground while reserving differences. The cheapness of prostitutes is cheaper than the guts, the cheapness of villains, and the cheapness of skin. It's just this kind of person, that's the one who is cheap into the bone marrow and the internal organs. It seems to be fair and rigorous, but in fact it is mean and tricky, it is not in line with its taste, it is chicken ribs, and its mouth is not good, and it is all bad chaff, and when he speaks, he looks around, in order to embarrass others. ”

The county lord nodded again and again: "The key hahaha is really cheap enough to make people laugh, jumping beams clown-like dog things." Well, today I have been taught a lesson by this guy of you, what a genius in the end. ”