It turns out that the "bullying" in the Tang Dynasty does not mean the same thing as the "bullying" in Chinese in the 21st century! In an instant, Zhang Qian suddenly realized, and then, there was an indescribable and unclear feeling, which rushed straight to his heart. In Datang, it's too fucking easy to be a good person. didn't give a thirteen or fourteen-year-old maid a disaster at the first time, just do it. ”

However, then, Zhang Qian found himself in a very absurd and embarrassing state.

Obviously, a hard break of the opponent's fingers, or a fall over the shoulder can solve the trouble, but he can't be ruthless at all. And Zijuan probably used up all her courage when she said those words just now! She didn't make any sound, just pressed her head against his back, and at the same time wrapped her hands tightly around his waist like an octopus's wrists and feet, as if Zhang Qian would turn into air and float away in front of her eyes as soon as she relaxed.

Tempted? To say that there is nothing at all, Zhang Qian must be lying.

As a little virgin who is already twenty-two years old but has not yet found a girlfriend, he suddenly encounters a girl's face-to-face confession, and the sense of impact, happiness and pride are intertwined enough to be comparable to alcohol.

But hands-on? What's the difference with beasts?!

Zhang Qian's cheeks are not thick enough to claim that he and a thirteen-year-old girl fell in love with each other at first sight. And because of some benefits, you will not think that the other person's body belongs to you.

That's usually the work of a returnee in the United States, and he's just an undergraduate graduate student studying philosophy!

What's more, the purple cuckoo with everything behind it can breathe, can speak, has flesh and blood, and is not an anime cartoon in a computer or mobile phone hard drive.

Loli controls the plot, many people have it, including Zhang Qian, who is no exception.

But most Lolita likes those two-dimensional cartoons with big eyes, small noses, and convex bodies on the screen, or virtual beauties made up by their own brains, but they don't bring this kind of plot into reality.

"Purple Juan, Purple Juan!" With fine beads of sweat on his head, Zhang Qian discussed with the girl hanging on his back in a gentle tone as much as possible, "You loosen up first, loosen up, I, I'm about to be strangled by you." ”

"Woo-" The girl's mouth let out a mournful scream, her arms slackened slightly, and between the ten fingers, they clasped each other tighter. With the help of the moonlight through the window, Zhang Qian could clearly see that her finger joints were white.

"Zijuan, you let go of your hand and listen to me talk to you slowly!" There was a soft pain in his heart, and the taste of pity instantly overwhelmed the original desire in Zhang Qian's heart.

Between "inferior beasts" or "well-dressed beasts", he firmly chose the former. He is a man from the twenty-first century, with a full sixteen years of education, not an instinctively driven brute.

"Woo-" Zijuan's mouth let out another mournful cry, with obvious despair.

Her arms became limp, and her ten fingers were still clasped tightly to each other. At the same time, there were more tears, through the clothes, moistening Zhang Qian's back and heart.

"No, no, I'm not saying that I'm going to reject you!" Zhang Qian immediately realized that his words had caused a misunderstanding of the other party, and quickly corrected it loudly, "No, no, I didn't say I was going to accept you." You're young, you know, you're only thirteen. No, no, I mean, you don't have to sleep with me, I can take you away! ”

A few words, more tiring than a fight with a wolf, more sweat slowly poured down from his head.

"Woo-" The mournful cry from behind suddenly turned into a low howl again. Zijuan's arms began to tremble, her fingers loosened weakly, and the whole person squatted on the ground softly.

"I'm not lying to you, really! I can swear to God I'll take you away! Zhang Qian felt another pain in his heart, turned his head, squatted on the ground, and explained carefully. It's as if if his voice is a little higher, it will frighten Zijuan.

He has never met his biological parents, and he has never had a girlfriend in his life, but there is a great woman who has made her understand what love and kindness are very early.

He knew that the girl Zijuan didn't fall in love with him at first sight, although he always felt that his appearance was worthy of being called a handsome character, and his shoulders were wide and his back was broad, and he was full of masculinity.

He knew that the reason why Zijuan couldn't wait to recommend himself was purely out of insecurity from the depths of his heart. And he has been treating Yan Yue with each other for several days, so that Zijuan can see the last hope in despair.

It's like a man who has been walking in the snow for a long time, and suddenly sees a bonfire, and will definitely rush over it desperately, although it is very probable, it is only an illusion of his imagination.

It's like a little match girl who sees her grandmother in the light of the last match. She will not hesitate to choose to open her arms to her grandmother, even if she knows that her grandmother has passed away for many years, and the moment she embraces her grandmother, she will die.

At least, before being taken away by death, she felt the last trace of illusory warmth in the world.

"I am good friends with Director Cong of Shaozhuang! I'll tell him tomorrow that she will give you yours to me. There is more and more pity in his heart, and his heart is getting more and more painful, Zhang Qian tries to make his voice sound more gentle and credible, just like facing himself when he was a child in an orphanage.

"If he doesn't want to, I'll pay for it from him. I just made a lot of money, Zijuan, a big one. Enough to redeem you from Ren's house. Gently brushing the other's scattered and yellow hair, he continued to add softly, as if this would ease the tension in the other's heart, "If he still refuses, I will tell him that he will not want to learn anything from me in the future." ”

"That kid thinks I'm a man of the world, you know? He wants to worship me as a teacher, so that he can be a sword immortal in the future. Although I am not a sword immortal, I have a lot of other skills, which are enough for him to learn for a lifetime. It's really not good, I can still take it, tempt him with comics. I can draw comics, although not very well. Comics, do you know what they are, they are addictive drawings that make people addicted after reading them, and I can draw them for a whole year without repeating them......"

"Shaolang-kun!" Zijuan suddenly raised his head and looked at him with red eyes, his eyes were still full of despair, "Shaolangjun, do you dislike Zijuan for not looking good!" My mother is very good-looking, and when I grow up, I must look like my mother. I'll do your laundry, I'll cook, I'll cook many, many more dishes, better than the cook. I, I can also make you clothes, make shoes, comb your hair and beat your back......"

Well, all those words just now were in vain! Zhang Qian shook his head scoundrelly, smiled, and gently grabbed Zijuan's hand, "Get up, squat and your legs are numb." You're pretty good-looking right now, and you're a little beauty. Let's go to the bed and sit down and ......"

"Hmm-" Zijuan's hand suddenly trembled, followed by it, and her whole body began to tremble visibly. However, she struggled to her feet and tried to walk towards the head of the bed in the back room, as if if she was a little slower, Zhang Qian would regret it.

"I didn't mean that!" Zhang Qian's head was big for a while, and he wanted to let go of his hand, but he was afraid of hitting the little confidence left in the girl's heart. sighed, shook his head with a smile, "You sit down first, let's sit down and talk first." Some things have to be done step by step. Do you understand if you want to be fast but not reach? ”

This time, Zijuan was not crushed by despair. Agreed, slowly sat on the edge of the bed, and looked at him with teary eyes, his eyes full of antiquity.

"Take you away, that's for sure. Ren Cong owes me a favor, he shouldn't refuse me! After all, after studying at Normal University for four years, Zhang Qian still learned some about how to enlighten a half-grown child. Sitting next to Zijuan with a smile, he gave the other party a reassuring pill first.

"Hmm!" A touch of burgundy quickly burned through the girl's cheeks, hazy and full of temptation in the moonlight.

Gently turning his gaze to the side, Zhang Qian silently recited two sentences of eight honors and eight shames in his heart, and then continued to add slowly: "I came here without relatives, but there happened to be a trustworthy person by my side. You're so smart that you can help me while you learn. I know, you want me to know, that you are valuable to me. But your value is not reflected in the fact that you are serving me, at least not yet. You're not fully developed yet. Development, you know, is the growth of small trees. Have you ever seen an apricot tree, if the apricot tree blooms before it grows tall, the apricot tree is destined to not grow big, and it is easy to die. Don't be in a hurry to interrupt yet, listen to me, anyway, I will definitely take you away. Look at the surrounding Zhuangzi, are there some women who will die when they give birth, one corpse and two lives. That's because the flowers bloomed too early......"

is more verbose than Tang Seng, and he has to keep promising in the middle that when he goes, he will definitely bring the other party. In this way, it took a full hour and a half of chatter before it was finally completed.

How much Zijuan understood, Zhang Qian didn't know. Anyway, the final result was that Zijuan stopped crying, rested his head in his arms, wrapped his hands around his waist, and slept like a baby.

"Alas, it's so hard to be a good person these days!" Looking down at the instinctive reaction between his legs, Zhang Qian sighed and stood up, picked up Zijuan with both hands, carried the other party to the bed, and put it away. Then struggled to the floor of the outhouse.

I thought in my heart, how to tell Ren Cong tomorrow morning, and I wanted to take Zijuan with me, so as not to cause any misunderstanding. He fell into a deep sleep, and before he knew it, it was daylight.

I rolled over, and vaguely felt as if something was wrong. When I opened my eyes, I found that I was still sleeping on the bunk, and Zijuan, who was supposed to be on the bed, was sleeping quietly beside me, her flat chest rose and fell, and her eyelashes were motionless, black and long.

"Ahh

Immediately, he quickly examined the clothes on his body with his eyes, making sure that nothing had changed, and that the natural reaction of waking up in a certain part of his body was more obvious than last night. Only then did he finally breathe a sigh of relief and shook his head with a wry smile.

The little girl is still not at ease, so she can only be left to her for the time being. Anyway, when she arrives in her own Zhuangzi, there will be enough room to settle her, and there will be enough time to teach her basic physiological development knowledge.

Before Zhang Qian could think about it, how to connect theory with practice in the future, so that Zijuan could understand it faster. Outside, there was already a low knock on the door, "Tu, Tu, Du, Du, Du, Zijuan, is Brother Zhang awake?" Shao Guogong came over early in the morning and wanted to invite him to the main hall for tea. ”

"Wake up, Brother Ren wait!" Afraid of causing a misunderstanding, Zhang Qian hurriedly agreed to stand up, stepped on the clogs that were not divided between the left and right, walked quickly to the door, first opened the door a gap, and then quickly flashed out, and closed the door with his hand, "You wait a minute, I'll wash up." Why did Shao Guogong come so early? I thought it would be at least noon? ”

Ren Cong didn't answer his words, and looked straight behind him.

"What's wrong?" A feeling of danger suddenly surged in his heart, and Zhang Qian instinctively turned his head.

I don't know if he didn't close the door, or if it was blown open by the wind, and the bright sunlight illuminated the room brightly.

The girl Zijuan, standing in the sun with a toothbrush in both hands, her eyebrows slightly frowned, her face was crimson, her legs were half-squatting together strangely, and she squeezed out a deep crease in her skirt.