Chapter 419: The Cow Committed Suicide

After fooling the Yue's people, Zhang Buyi was not in a hurry at all.

The entire border Han army is still doing things according to plan.

Training, eating, working in the fields, although there is no work to do now, even if you are standing on the ground and chatting, you have to clock in and go to work.

In addition, Zhang Buyi still sits on the city gate tower every day, looking at the scenery in front of him.

He was a little tired of seeing it......

In the green grassland, he is homesick and misses the two beautiful wives in his house.

'Bang ......'

On a few tables, a plate of roast lamb was served.

Zhang Buyi, who has a very comfortable life, doesn't have to rely on licking salt to live.

He had the luxury of having the salt ground and sprinkled on it during the barbecue.

However, Zhang Buyi looked at the roast mutton in front of him weakly, and he really had no appetite.

It's not that the mutton in front of him is not fragrant, but that he has eaten too much.

No matter how delicious things are, they can't stand eating them every day.

Horse meat is not delicious at all, and the pork is very sassy, and it looks like it has been stained with urine, and no matter how you do it, it is difficult to swallow.

Zhang Buyi once felt that he was floating, and he felt very happy to be able to eat a piece of pork that he now disliked in the early years.

But now, he didn't even think about it.

Well, it turns out that Zhang Buyi is indeed floating.

Now in this position, he has the capital to float.

"Go get some beef to quench your cravings!" Zhang Buyi glanced at the mutton in front of him, his eyes turned away directly, and said lightly.

"Uh...... General, this ......" his subordinates were a little confused and embarrassed, gritted their teeth tightly, and still said: "The captain of the tunken said that if he continues like this, he will not be able to explain to the military department, our cattle ......"

He didn't say anything next, since Zhang Buyi came to the border, every ten days and half a month, they have to die a cow here.

Although in the past two years, the Han Empire has been vigorously raising mules, and wants to use mules to replace the status of ploughing cattle.

But isn't it not completely replaced yet?

The cattle on their side were all exchanged from the grassland, some of them were handed over, and some of them were kept for their own use.

And these cattle are in the hands of the Captain of the Tunken.

Unlike the other captains, as long as the enemy did not break through the defensive line, the captain did not have to go to the front line.

Moreover, he does not have many people under him, and his main task is to manage the affairs of cattle cultivation and military reclamation, and when he needs to use people, he will ask the general for it.

Compared with those soldiers who fought in battle, they were not directly subordinate to them.

The lieutenants were all sent directly by the military department, and they were selected from Wang Cheng's baggage support troops, and they belonged to the logistics force system.

"What's wrong with our cows? He is in charge of the sky and the earth, and he can still control it to prevent the cow from falling to death? Zhang Buyi was instantly dissatisfied.

"General, we've ...... eight cows that have been killed in the past six months."

"Then let it crash to death!" Zhang Buyi said a little angrily.

"Killed five heads......"

"Won't let it drown?" Zhang Buyi glared at his subordinates fiercely, he was so starless, he didn't understand anything at all.

"Every time it rains, I drown, it's been a month since it rained, there's nowhere to drown......"

"Then you say, why should it die?" Zhang Buyi didn't know what to say, so he pointed to his subordinates and asked.

The subordinate looked confused, racked his brains and thought, and said cautiously: "Why don't you let it crash into the knife and commit suicide?" ”

"Well, this is a good solution, go quickly, I will eat beef in half an hour, roasted!" Zhang Buyi hurriedly waved his hand, he also thought that this idea was very good.

Cows are also alive, they are actually the same as people, since people will commit suicide, why don't cows commit suicide?

Maybe it's really unthinkable?

Whatever it is, as long as it can fit into your stomach.

Thinking that there would be beef to eat next, Zhang Buyi's whole person felt that his thoughts were instantaneous, and the whole person was also a lot more comfortable.

And after hearing the news that Youniu wanted to commit suicide, Wang Hu, the captain of the Tunken School, instantly shed tears.

I can't live this day.

No matter how arrogant you are, you can't do this.

To put it mildly, he reluctantly persuaded the cow not to commit suicide first, and then Wang Hu hurried to the city gate.

"General, I asked, he doesn't want to kill himself with that cow!" Seeing Zhang Buyi, Wang Hu said directly.

"Then find a cow that you can't think of, anyway, there are so many cows in your hands, there will always be one that you can't think of!" Zhang Buyi said indifferently.

"General, you can do it......" Wang Hu wiped his tears directly, he remembered his tragic past.

Then he took out a bunch of letters from his arms and handed them to Zhang Buyi.

"General, you see, these are all letters from General Wang reprimanding me, if there is a cow who can't think of finding a short circuit, General Wang also plans to let me find a short circuit by myself......

"General Wang said that the empire planted a winter of grain, and a few days ago sent me a batch of seeds, let me try to plant some this winter, I can't do this work without cattle, and I will definitely not be able to explain to General Wang if I can't complete the task at that time, and General Wang can't explain to the household department, and the household department can't explain to His Majesty, right?"

"What? Are you threatening General Ben? Zhang Buyi said.

"I didn't ...... Can't...... I don't dare......" Wang Hu was frightened by the four gods, and hurriedly responded.

He kind of missed Han Xin.

At least when Han Xin was here, the number of cattle in his hands had been increasing unabated.

It's like Zhang Buyi, a bastard who eats and waits for death, relying on his relationship with His Majesty, he keeps looking for trouble with the cattle in his hands as soon as he comes.

Did those cows recruit you or provoke you?

I didn't eat your grass......

Seeing his subordinates glancing at him, Zhang Buyi waved his hand and said, "Okay, let's go!" ”

Lazy to explain so much.

And Wang Hu thinks that Zhang Buyi has dispelled the idea of letting Niu commit suicide.

As soon as he walked down the wall, he saw his men waiting here.

"Captain, that cow committed suicide......"

Wang Hu's eyes widened violently, his liver was fluttering, and his tears couldn't stop spinning: "Why did you commit suicide?" ”

"The forbidden army said that the cow missed playing with a knife by himself, and stabbed a hole in his body, and he couldn't save it......"

"I'm Nima......" Wang Hu only felt that his eyes were dark, and his legs instantly went limp.

Thanks to his subordinates, he quickly supported him, so that he avoided falling to the ground.

Zhang Buyi, this big bastard, Your Majesty trusts you so much, let you be the general of the forbidden army, and let you come here to take on such a heavy responsibility.

After coming to the border, you don't care about the armament of the army, and if you don't interfere with the normal training of the troops, everyone will be too lazy to care about it.

But you always put your ideas on other people's cows, and that's your fault.

This one and two heads, more than 20 cows were killed in half a year, and if you were allowed to stay here for half a year, there would be no way to do it next year's military reclamation.

And my military career is basically over.

One person ascended to heaven with a chicken dog, Wang Hu's grandfather and Wang Cheng's grandfather were cousins, and Wang Hu happened to be a generation younger than Wang Cheng.

Although it does not belong to the same lineage, in fact, the relationship is not too far away.

Of course, Wang Hu knows how strict Wang Cheng is with them, the same mistake, others may scold them, but if the Wang family makes it, they will definitely kick it a few times.

If not, why does Wang Hu have so many letters that are scolded by Wang Cheng?

'Woo woo ......'

Thinking of this, Wang Hu couldn't help wiping his tears.

"I want to write a letter to my uncle, I want to accuse Zhang Buyi, I can't live this life anymore......"

Wang Hu left the scene with his men, leaving a lonely and sad back.

And Zhang Buyi on the city wall finally showed a satisfied smile on his face after hearing about this scene.

"General, are we going too far?" The subordinates looked at Wang Hu's back, and they felt a little unbearable.

The disaster of innocence is completely the disaster of innocence.

I heard that Wang Hu would cry every time he received a letter from Wang Cheng, and he was completely scolded and cried.

A letter can scold a man and cry, but you can imagine what fairy content is written in the letter!

"He should have done it a long time ago!" Zhang Buyi didn't care, and said lightly.

“???”

In the face of the bewilderment of his subordinates, Zhang Buyi smiled and said nothing.

After so long by the emperor's side, what kind of person has he never met?

What kind of things have they heard of?

Although Sima Xin's mouth was very poisonous, Zhang Buyi also got some useful information from Sima Xin's mouth.

What do you lack now?

Nothing is missing!

In fact, he didn't have much credit in the founding war, just because he had been with Wang Buxing, and he grew up with him.

If you really want to talk about the credit, it is that the forbidden army has trained a lot of officers.

It's okay to be your own general of the forbidden army, it's okay to follow the emperor if you have nothing to do, and it's good to be a mascot.

However, Wang Buyi suddenly asked Zhang Buyi to lead the troops to the border, which caught Zhang Buyi off guard.

How strong is the current Han army?

He doesn't do anything, and the three-legged cat guys outside can't beat the Han army.

Meritorious service is certain, but if you make meritorious service, what should you be promoted?

Zhang Buyi knows very well that for himself, there is nothing to rise.

If you go up again, it may not be a good thing for you.

For many, perhaps they think they can still strive for it.

But Zhang Buyi knew that this was his ceiling.

If you do something earth-shattering and cry ghosts and gods, then it will not be you who will be embarrassed, but the king is not hungry.

The next most important thing is to follow the emperor well, and the second is to quickly practice a few trumpets and let the trumpets go out to develop.

As a farmer, he has the status he has today, so what is there not to be satisfied with?

"Do you know why I've always had you around?" Zhang Buyi suddenly looked at his subordinates, this young guy named Huo Ren.

Huo Ren scratched his head and smiled: "I don't know ......"