Zong Ze was in no mood to arrange Zhao Huan at all.

Let's not say that Zhao Huan is today's official family after all, and an old minister like Zong Ze can't do anything to arrange the affairs of today's official family, even if he can do it, Zong Ze is not in the mood now-

White horses, silver guns, gold armor and golden helmets are almost Zhao Huan's standard, because Wanyan Zonghan only escaped with his body again, Zhao Huan didn't have to worry about being shot into a hedgehog like Yang Zaixing's sand sculpture.

However, what Zhao Huan and everyone didn't expect was that as soon as the coquettish official entered the Hejian Mansion, he became the object of crazy onlookers by those big girls and little daughters-in-law, and everything like fruit handkerchiefs was frantically thrown at Zhao Huan by those big girls and little daughters-in-law.

It wasn't until the three old men, who saw that they couldn't walk, stopped in front of the road with the help of a few young people, and the rain-like fruits and handkerchiefs slowly stopped.

Zhao Huan also hurriedly turned over and dismounted-

Like this kind of old man who doesn't know how old he is at first glance, he can't afford to provoke any of them, not to mention that he just blocks his way, even if people run to the golden palace in Bianjing City to, Zhao Huan can only pinch his nose and admit it, and then order people to clean up when they are happy.

That's right, it's so capricious, from the beginning of the three generations until the Ming Dynasty sang Liangliang, no one dared to provoke these old men who were over seventy years old, even if they ran to rebel, they could only pull out the young ones in their family and kill them, these old men were exiled at most, and then the emperor would have to issue an edict for himself.

As for mite Qing, that's another thing, Qian Deaf, who is known as a perfect old dog, can become a Qiansu killer by making a Qiansu banquet casually-

In the fifty-second year of the chaff (1713), the ambitious Brother Mazi was about to celebrate his 60th birthday, and he felt that he could be regarded as an unprecedented emperor, and even bragged to the ministers around him: "Since the Qin and Han dynasties, there are three out of one hundred and ninety emperors, and there is no one who has enjoyed a long time." ”

In order to celebrate his breaking of the "seniority record" of being the emperor, Brother Mazi, who shot 300 rabbits in the sun, decided to celebrate with a big wave of his hand, and issued an order: "People over the age of 65 in the world, regardless of the government and the people, can rush to the capital on time to participate in the banquet in Changchun Garden!" ”

Then on the 25th day of the third lunar month of the 52nd year of the chaff, the "Qiansuo Banquet" was officially held, and Brother Mazi held a large-scale banquet in front of the main gate of Changchun Garden to entertain the officials and people who came to congratulate him.

According to statistics, 33 people over 90 years old, 538 people over 80 years old, 1,823 people over 70 years old, and 1,846 people over 65 years old came to the banquet. At the banquet, Brother Ma Zi also wrote a poem called "Qiansuo Banquet", and from then on, the princes and ministers of Jiannu called this kind of banquet organized by the emperor "Qiansuo Banquet".

To put it simply, the sand sculpture emperors of Jiannu want to invite the old men of the whole world to dinner - when Jiannu was in power, because of the natural disasters and wars at the end of the Ming Dynasty, as well as a series of extremely comical operations such as people who built slaves without leaving their heads, etc., made the old men over sixty-five years old become treasures.

Then when it came to the sand sculpture of Qian Deaf, Qian Deaf, who was born in the farmhouse aesthetic, was not doing anything more than his grandfather, so this product lived longer than his grandfather.

Of course, Qian Deaf, who calls himself a "perfect old man" but is actually a "perfect old dog", certainly has the capital to be proud of and boast about: he lived 89 years old, the longest-lived emperor; He actually reigned for 63 years, the longest reign; composing more than 40,000 poems in the case of only seeking quantity but not quality, the first in the world; Like all kinds of stamps, the antiques stamped by him will basically depreciate sharply, basically a shame among cultural people, and scum in the collecting world.

In the forty-ninth year of Qian Deaf, the old dog suddenly remembered that his imperial grandfather organized the "Thousand Suo Banquet", so he decided to do it himself, and then on the sixth day of the first month of the 50th year of Qian Deaf, Qian Deaf held the Qian Deaf version of the "Thousand Suo Banquet" in the Qianqing Palace of the Forbidden City.

But what Qian Deaf didn't expect was that not long after the banquet ended, many old people fell ill, and the slightly weaker old people simply died.

Qian Deaf was very depressed, his grandfather was fine when he held the "Thousand Suo Banquet", how could he make such a big mess by himself? Examine! It didn't take long for Heshen and Zhongtang, who were much more awesome than Ji Gou, to find out the reason-

It turned out that the biggest difference between Qian Deaf and Bran Rare in organizing the Qiansu Banquet was that the time they chose was different.

The chaff is scarce in the spring when everything is recovering and the temperature is rising, and Qian Deaf is selected in the cold first month. In Beijing City in the first month, the weather is cold and the air is frozen, the heat preservation effect of the banquet site is not good, and the food quickly becomes cold. Drinking cold liquor and eating oily and cold dishes, strong men may not be able to withstand it, so the old people fell ill one after another and died. In order to flatter Qian Deaf, the officials at that time did not dare to tell the truth, and only said that these old people fell down happily after eating and drinking.

In the first year of Jiaqing, Qian Deaf, who had just taken the Zen throne, decided to hold the "Qiansuo Banquet" again, and the time was still set in the first month, and ordered the Minister of Military Aircraft and Shen to be fully responsible for this event, and must avoid the situation that happened in the last "Qiansuo Banquet".

The cold weather can't be changed, only the food can be improved. He Zhongtang decided that this "Qiansuo Banquet" will not eat stir-fried vegetables, but eat hot pot, prepare the best ingredients next to it, and eat it as you like, so that the wine and hot dishes are also hot, and the guests are very happy.

Each table is placed with hot pot, and its meals are: one pork slic, two roasted mutton slices, and a plate of roasted venison with deer tail, which is four plates of meat dishes; There is also a plate of steamed food longevity, a plate of stove food longevity, two ebony tendons, and hot rice with shredded meat, a total of nine dishes. Although it was also cold this time, the table was full of hot dishes and soup, and the old people were happy to eat, which was a joy for the guests and hosts. After the banquet, there was no mass death of the elderly last time.

However, in reality, there are still many old people who have fallen!

Why? Tired!

The people who came to the banquet were basically old, weak, and the weather was cold, and some of them came all the way to the capital, and they suffered a lot of bumps along the way.

What's more, although Qian Deaf, a perfect old dog, said that the participants "don't care about the government and the people", but who is Qian Deaf? That's a dog who plays with words and hell is worse than his grandfather, who dares to take those things he takes seriously? So, there should still be etiquette -

Every time a dish is served, the old people have to leave the table and respectfully kowtow to Qianlong to thank him. Before the dishes are ready, many elderly people are already exhausted, and they have to rely on the support of their children and grandchildren to barely persevere.

And that's not all. During the banquet, Qian Deaf was full of wine, and issued an order that "the old people over 80 years old should come to the front and drink in person", and they wanted to toast to the old people over 80 years old, and the old people had to line up in a long line to come to Qian Deaf, and knelt down three times and nine times to thank the emperor.

Participating in a "Thousand Suo Banquet" is cold and nervous, and it is really a painful torture to kneel, get up, and kowtow dozens of times. Therefore, there are many people who have died of illness, so the name of Qian Deaf, the "old man killer", is well-deserved and well-deserved!

But Zhao Huan can't.

Although Zhao Huan asked himself if it was not a good thing, it depended on who he compared.

Compared with Song Renzong, an emperor who can spit on his face when he is covered with sunspots, or Ming Xiaozong, a fool who has only one wife in his life, Zhao Huan is certainly not a good thing.

But compared to the dozen or so spicy chickens in Jiannu, Zhao Huan can definitely be regarded as Emperor Ren of the Ming Monarch -

It's not that Zhao Huan's upper limit is high, but the lower line of Jiannu's dozen or so spicy chickens is too low, so that the floor tiles of Wanyan Gou, the Great Song Emperor, and the floor tiles of Zhu Qizhen, the Ming Emperor, are stronger than them.

So in the face of the three big eyes, there must be an eighty-nine-year-old old man who was trembling and almost couldn't even walk, Zhao Huan could only hurriedly turn over and dismount, and then respectfully saluted the three old men, and said first: "Boy Zhao Huan, I have seen the elders." ”

The three old men also hurriedly bowed and saluted, and bowed to Zhao Huan and said, "Little Lao'er knocks on the official family, and wishes the official family a thousand blessings." ”

Zhao Huan said with a smile: "Wanfu, Wanfu." With the blessings of the three of you, the boy will definitely be blessed for a long time, here, the boy also wishes the three elders evergreen. ”

As soon as Zhao Huan's rude, but slightly embarrassed words came out, the three old men and the people watching on the side of the road were stunned-

This official family, whether compared with the legendary emperors or compared with the emperors in the drama, seems to be different~~~

Especially the three old men, they couldn't close their mouths with a smile, and the old man at the head stroked his beard with a smile, and then picked up a glass of wine from the tray held by a man next to him and handed it to Zhao Huan, opening his big mouth with only one or two teeth left, and said with a smile: "The official family has won a big victory this time, solving the danger in the river, and the people in the river will never dare to forget!" Please! ”

Zhao Huan nodded, took the wine glass from the old man's hand, laughed and drank all the wine in the cup, and said with a smile: "I am the Son of Heaven, how can I allow the Jin people to invade my territory and deceive my people?" Although I have won today, I am not enough to congratulate, and I will go straight to the Yellow Dragon in the coming day, and I will invite you folks to drink together! ”

The smile on the old man's face was even stronger, and he took the second glass of wine and handed it to Zhao Huan: "In this case, the people of Hejian wish the official family a victory in coming to Japan!" ”

Zhao Huan took the wine glass, drank the wine and said in a deep voice: "I am the reins of my land, my country and my people, and I should not be insulted!" More than 50,000 gold soldiers will be killed in this battle, and the capital will be built outside the city to deter the ministers! ”

After finishing speaking, Zhao Huan took the initiative to take the third cup of wine from the old man's hand, then spilled the wine in the cup to the ground, and then shouted loudly: "This cup of wine, I, I respect the good son who sacrificed his life for the country!" I swear in the river: future generations will not be allowed to make peace, not to pay compensation, not to be called a minister, not to pay tribute! Violators are not allowed to enter the temple or the ancestral tomb. Even if you die, let your face be covered with your hair, and you will not see me. ”

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