The three of them walked around the county seat for a while, and then it was noon.

Lu Xiaoxian said to Xie Yunxuan with a hippie smile: "Senior Brother Yunxuan, my stomach is growling, is it time to eat?" ”

"No problem!" Xie Yunxuan readily agreed.

Lu Xiaoxian and Zhang Meng followed Xie Yunxuan to a restaurant, Xie Yunxuan was about to raise his feet to enter, but was pulled by Lu Xiaoxian.

"What's wrong?"

"Senior Brother Yun Xuan, listen to me tell me a story first!" Lu Xiaoxian said with a grin.

"What's the story?" Xie Yunxuan looked at Lu Xiaoxian with interest.

"Once upon a time, a monkey told his master that he wanted to be a monkey anymore. The owner told it that it had to pluck all the hair out of its body to become human, and the monkey agreed. The master brought tweezers to pull it out, and as soon as he pulled out a monkey, he screamed in pain and refused to pull it out again. The master said, I refuse to pull a hair, how can I be a man!"

Xie Yunxuan listened to it and said meaningfully: "You think I didn't find a big restaurant to invite you to dinner, so you told me this story, right?" ”

Lu Xiaoxian hurriedly waved his hand: "Senior Brother Yunxuan misunderstood, I didn't mean that!" ”

Lu Xiaoxian said that he didn't mean this, but this was clearly the meaning in his expression, and even Zhang Meng could see it, how could Xie Yunxuan not know.

He shook his head and smiled, and led them to the largest "Delicious Xuan" restaurant in the county.

On the second floor of "Delicious Xuan", the three of them entered a private room.

The shopkeeper who served them tea and poured water was about seventeen or eighteen years old, with clear eyebrows, clever work, and very decent speech.

Xie Yunxuan was dressed in a white shirt, and his body was spotless. Lu Xiaoxian and Zhang Meng were dressed in tatters and dirty. The shopkeeper was well-informed, his eyes were like torches, of course, he could see that Xie Yunxuan was a rich lord, so he nodded and waited diligently in front of him, and did not look at Lu Xiaoxian and Zhang Meng.

Lu Xiaoxian couldn't see the snobbery of the shopkeeper, turned his head to Zhang Meng and said, "I'll tell you a story!" ”

Hearing that Lu Xiaoxian was about to tell a story again, Xie Yunxuan's eyes looked at him.

"A man asked a beggar, why does the dog bite when it sees a beggar? The beggar replied, "If I had good clothes and hats, the animals would respect me." ”

After listening to Lu Xiaoxian's story, Zhang Meng was confused.

Xie Yunxuan heard the story, but just shook his head and said nothing.

The shopkeeper raised his eyebrows and didn't speak.

Lu Xiaoxian went on endlessly, and then said, "I'll tell you another story!" One day, the sparrows invited the birds to dinner. It believed that the kingfisher was dressed in bright and bright clothes and should sit on the upper seat. Although the eagle is larger, he wears black and ugly clothes, and should be arranged to sit at the bottom of the table. The eagle was furious and asked why the sparrow was so snobbish. The sparrow replied, "No one in the world knows that sparrows are small-hearted and shallow-eyed." ”

After hearing this, the shopkeeper still didn't speak, but it could be seen that he endured it very hard.

After Xie Yunxuan finished ordering, the shopkeeper turned around and walked out of the private room.

Lu Xiaoxian rolled his eyes and said to Xie Yunxuan: "Senior Brother Yunxuan, if you are interested, I will tell you another story!" ”

Xie Yunxuan didn't know how many stories Lu Xiaoxian had in his stomach, but one thing he knew very well was that Lu Xiaoxian wanted to use storytelling to express the thoughts in his heart.

Xie Yunxuan smiled faintly: "You can talk about it!" ”

"Once upon a time, a man met a hungry tiger on the road, and the hungry tiger was going to eat him. He pleaded with the hungry tiger, saying that he had a fat pig at home and was willing to replace him with a fat pig. Tiger agreed, and came with him to the house. He asked the lady to drive the pig out to feed the tiger, but the lady was reluctant, saying that there were still a lot of vegetables at home that could be eaten by the tiger. He shook his head and retorted, do you see such a ruthless host, but are you willing to eat vegetarian? ”

Xie Yunxuan listened, and without saying a word, he called the shopkeeper and asked him to replace all the vegetarian dishes with meat dishes.

On Wangyun Mountain, Zhang Meng's beak had already faded out, and seeing Xie Yunxuan so generous, Le's mouth couldn't close.

"Senior brother, you should be satisfied now, right?" Xie Yunxuan asked.

Lu Xiaoxian unceremoniously said to the shopkeeper: "Then the whole pig's head meat, let's have a big portion!" ”

Before, Lu Xiaoxian ridiculed the shopkeeper by telling a story, and the shopkeeper was already unhappy, and when he saw Lu Xiaoxian slaughtering Xie Yunxuan ruthlessly, he was even more disdainful in his heart, and he replied coldly: "Guest officer, I'm sorry, our store doesn't sell dung!" ”

, look at the punch!

Lu Xiaoxian wanted to beat this guy hard, but he couldn't bear it after thinking about it.

He no longer paid attention to the shopkeeper, and the topic turned to Xie Yunxuan and asked, "Senior Brother Yunxuan, may I ask what is the explanation of 'dividing for a long time, merging and dividing for a long time'?" ”

Xie Yunxuan didn't know why Lu Xiaoxian asked such a question, but he still replied: "Before and after the fall of the dynasty, a group of heroes rose up, competing for the world, competing for imperial power, and finally one person ruled the world. After the unification of the world, all dynasties and dynasties, no matter who ruled, there was a time of prosperity and prosperity, and there was also a time of destruction. ”

"I still have an explanation here, is Senior Brother Yunxuan willing to listen?" Lu Xiaoxian said mysteriously.

"Senior brother, please advise!"

"When you eat, you should drink some wine to enhance your relationship, which is called 'drink every wine'. After getting drunk, there are often arguments and breakups, which is called 'drinking must be divided'! ”

Lu Xiaoxian obviously said a crooked understanding, and Xie Yunxuan didn't mind, he heard what Lu Xiaoxian meant. It happened that the shopkeeper hadn't left yet, so Xie Yunxuan asked him to get a jar of good wine.

When he turned to leave, the shopkeeper looked at Lu Xiaoxian's gaze, and the meaning of disdain was even stronger, but Lu Xiaoxian turned a blind eye.

One dish after another was served, the shopkeeper poured wine for the three of them, Lu Xiaoxian looked at the wine glass, and suddenly made a whimper.

"Senior brother, what's wrong with you?" Xie Yunxuan asked strangely.

"When I saw this glass, I was reminded of a friend who had passed away. He didn't die of illness, but when he was entertaining a friend, he used such a small wine glass, and he choked to death by swallowing the wine glass! ”

Lu Xiaoxian was obviously talking nonsense, how could Xie Yunxuan not hear it, he was not in a hurry or annoyed, and immediately asked the shopkeeper to change the big cup.

Lu Xiaoxian repeatedly made excessive demands, but the shopkeeper's hated itchy teeth were helpless, so he had to change the big cup as he said.

After pouring wine for the three of them again, Lu Xiaoxian glanced at the wine glass, glared at the shopkeeper and said, "This cup is too deep, please cut off the upper part." ”

"Why is that?" Xie Yunxuan felt that he couldn't keep up with Lu Xiaoxian's train of thought.

Lu Xiaoxian said confidently: "You can't hold wine in the first half, what's the use of it?" ”

The shopkeeper really couldn't stand Lu Xiaoxian's unreasonable trouble, and was about to open his mouth to refute, but Xie Yunxuan preemptively said: "Listen to him, pour the wine full!" ”

Lu Xiaoxian picked up the wine glass, stood up, and said to Xie Yunxuan: "Senior Brother Yunxuan, thank you very much for your hospitality, I respect you, let's drink this cup to the full!" ”

Xie Yunxuan shook his head: "Senior brother, it's not me who refutes your face, when you go out, the family teacher has a life, and you are not allowed to drink outside, I have my heart, you two drink!" ”

"Senior Brother Yunxuan, I'll tell you another story!" Lu Xiaoxian said with a smile.

Xie Yunxuan was already a little numb to Lu Xiaoxian's storytelling, but his cultivation of kung fu was really good, and he nodded with a smile: "Senior brother, although it is good!" ”

"Once upon a time, when a man was drinking soup, his turban was not properly put on, and the strap on it fell into the bowl, and he pulled it up with his hand, and the strap fell down again. Close, fall. He was so angry that he tore off his turban, threw it into the soup bowl, and shouted angrily, let you drink enough, Lao Tzu won't drink it!"

Xie Yunxuan couldn't laugh or cry when he heard it. He was a little hesitant, on the one hand, it was difficult to disobey the master's order, and on the other hand, the junior brother was warmly invited, and he was in a dilemma.

Lu Xiaoxian saw Xie Yunxuan's embarrassment and persuaded: "Your master won't let you drink outside, presumably because you are afraid that your senior brother will suffer if you encounter gangsters after drinking." We are brothers, what are you afraid of? Besides, if your master doesn't also confess, let's get close and close, the three of us will drink together, your master will definitely not blame you! ”

Lu Xiaoxian's remarks made Xie Yunxuan refuse again, and he finally made up his mind: "Okay, I'll accompany the two junior brothers to have a few drinks!" ”