400 [Zen Master Ruoxu]
There was nothing interesting in Zhenjiang, and the emperor followed the Grand Canal and took a boat to Suzhou Mansion.
In this way, not only did the time change, Wu Zong toured the south a year in advance, but the route also changed completely.
The trip to Suzhou was arranged by Zhang Yong, but the emperor had a comfortable time in Nanjing, and the cool point has now improved a lot. I also chatted happily with a Nanqu everyone, and the rest of the time I felt bored, and I couldn't satisfy Zhu Houzhao by visiting the mountains and rivers and visiting the market privately.
In order to curry favor with the emperor, Jiang Bin took the opportunity to propose: "Why don't you reorganize the famous prostitutes in Suzhou into a team, and call it the 'Flower Country Army'." His Majesty personally went to inspect and selected the Marshal of Huaguo, the General of Huaguo, and the Captain of Huaguo with his appearance and talent. ”
This ghost idea is fresh, Zhu Houzhao was overjoyed, clapped his hands and said: "This is very good, Qing is my son's room!" ”
Suzhou officials set up a banquet to invite the emperor to dinner, but the emperor was busy inspecting famous prostitutes, but all of them declined, and ordered the officials to convert the banquet expenses into silver and send them.
In order to sign up for the army, Suzhou prostitutes frantically threw money to bribe Jiang Bin.
In the cold winter, the weather is cold, and the prostitutes are not afraid of catching a cold, and they wear thin clothes and scratch their heads and postures, just to please the emperor and soar to the sky.
Zhu Houzhao went with a sword, and was a little displeased when he saw the army of Hua Guo: "There is no appearance of a soldier, so they all wear military uniforms." ”
The prostitutes obviously expressed their wrong feelings, the emperor is not lustful, he just wants a fresh, no matter how good he looks, it is difficult to get into Zhu Houzhao's eyes.
There is no choice but to select another review date.
The prostitutes went back and hurried to make uniforms, sew their clothes into armor, and sharpen them into swords from bamboo and wood and paint them.
When Zhu Houzhao inspected the Huaguo army again, he immediately applauded happily. These prostitutes are quite attractive, and the cloth armor is also specially convex and cinched at the waist, and they are heroic and charming.
"Haha, sure enough, it's the army of the Flower Country," Zhu Houzhao stood on the platform, nodded with satisfaction, and said, "You wait to fight in pairs, plaster lime on weapons, and those who have lime will die." This is a contest in the country of flowers, and the final winner is the marshal of the country of flowers, and the name of the real royal pen will also fall the treasure seal! ”
Hundreds of prostitutes were messed up like that, and Zhu Houzhao laughed on stage.
Wang Yuan was too lazy to get involved, and he couldn't dissuade him, so he simply took his wife and children to play in the city.
In this big competition, one generalissimo of Hua Guo, one general of Hua Guo, one governor of Hua Guo left and right, and countless Hua Guo generals, guerrillas, school captains and so on.
Zhu Houzhao personally took the pen to give them a seal, stamped with the big seal of "Zhu Shou, the Governor of Military Affairs, the Mighty General, and the Chief Military Officer". When these prostitutes go back, as long as they have a flower country rank, they will immediately be worth a hundred times, and the stinky men will rush to it.
Because of the organization of the "Flower Country Military Parade", Jiang Bin became more and more favored, and Zhang Yong could only find another way. can think of countless methods, but it is still not as interesting as the military parade in the country of flowers, which makes the emperor yawn.
Zhang Yong became more and more jealous of Jiang Bin, but did not attack the other party directly, but said bad things about Xu Tai at every opportunity.
Because of the silver copying in Nanchang, Zhu Houzhao was already dissatisfied with Xu Tai, Zhang Yong reported every three or five dozen small reports, and the emperor's perception of Xu Tai also plummeted.
In the end, Zhang Yong told the emperor about Wang Yangming's countermeasures, saying that the 1,000 Beijing soldiers had not listened to the orders of Xu Tai and Wei Bin.
Zhu Houzhao was furious, Xu Tai himself would not come to trouble, and the emperor reused him for military training. As a result, even a thousand Beijing soldiers can't handle it, what's the use of this?
There is also Wei Bin, whose current position is the commander of the 3,000 battalions. But the soldiers of the 3,000 battalion were dealt with by Wang Yangming's slight means, and Wei Bin was also a wreck!
When he was about to go to Hangzhou, Zhu Houzhao called all his cronies and threw out a bunch of impeachment notes: "Xu Tai, Wei Bin, you two see for yourself, what good things they have done behind my back!" ”
Xu Tai and Wei Bin suddenly turned pale, because they had already changed their surnames to Zhu, and the emperor had long since stopped calling them by their real names. Now not only did he call out his real name, but he also put up a shelf and called himself "I", indicating that the emperor was about to turn his face.
The two guys didn't look at the music at all, so they knelt on the ground and shouted: "Emperor, the child is wronged!" ”
Zhu Houzhao said with a straight face: "The two of them should be honored, Xu Tai sent back to the original guard to do a hundred households, and Wei Bin went to Nanjing to guard the spirits of his ancestors!" Do not cry any more, or you will be killed. ”
Xu Tai and Wei Bin cried even more fiercely, and Zhu Houzhao was upset when he heard it, so he dragged them out.
Wei Bin could save the dog's life, and he was assigned to guard the Emperor's Mausoleum in Nanjing, and the civil officials could not arrest him and behead him.
But Xu Tai is certain to die, he was born in a hereditary family of guards, and directly belongs to the emperor's pro-army troops, and the military department and the governor's mansion are not in control. But if there is a murder, both Jinyiwei and Dongchang have the right to investigate, and this time he was thrown back to Beijing as a hundred households, how could Zhang Yong's Dongchang let him go?
It is estimated that before the emperor returned to Beijing, Xu Tai had already been killed in Dongchang, and the silver he ate must have been raided.
The worse Zhang Yong made Xu Tai, the more he could curry favor with the civil official group, and he could also remove a disaster for himself, and steal countless goods, which was a great thing to kill three birds with one stone.
Companion is like a tiger, that's it.
The two made such a big mess, Zhu Houzhao didn't clean it up immediately, purely because he remembered the old relationship. Zhang Yong took the opportunity to take eye medicine, and the bad words were heard all over the world, and finally prompted the emperor to make up his mind.
There are only three left in the leopard room.
Jiang Bin hated Zhang Yong to the bone because of this, and he also said bad things about Zhang Yong from time to time, but the emperor ignored it.
On the way south to Hangzhou, Wang Yuan gave Zhang Yong a thumbs up: "Zhang Dugong is a good means!" ”
Zhang Yong sneered proudly: "This fang seeks his own death." If he hadn't done trouble in Nanchang, how could he end up like this? It's that he has handled the trouble well, and our family has nothing to do, but he can't even control the soldiers he brought. If he doesn't die, who will die? ”
Zhang Yong said the key to the matter, Xu Tai did not die of indiscriminate killing of innocents, but of ineffective leadership of troops!
Isn't that?
No matter how the civil officials impeached, it didn't matter, only the eunuch Zhang Yong hit the point.
Wang Yuan is a good Zen, that is, the eight words he said in Linggu Temple: There is no foothold, and it is clean.
Wang Erlang has been transcendent from beginning to end, and took advantage of Xu Tai to bring trouble to Nanchang, and let Wang Yangming Qingtian in Jiangxi. borrowed Zhang Yong's hand to get rid of Xu Tai, the bane, not only to get Qingliu's favor, but also to transfer Jiang Bin's hatred to Zhang Yong.
What did Wang Yuan do?
Nothing was done, and everything was done.
Even Zhang Yong, Jiang Bin, Xu Tai and other parties didn't know that Wang Yuan was playing tricks, because Wang Yuan didn't get any "benefits" from it. Only Wang Yangming is clear about his students' plans, but they tacitly do not expose each other.
Seeing that it was almost the New Year, the emperor finally came to Hangzhou.
The trip to Hangzhou was planned by Jiang Bin.
But the city of Hangzhou is Wang Yuan's territory!