"Jingle Bell ......"

Hearing the alarm of his mobile phone in the early morning, Li Yun stretched out his arm to turn off the phone, and then stretched out to get up.

"Hmm...... Whew...... it's time to get started! ”

After putting on the costume and wearing the wig, Li Yun rushed to the set, but when he arrived on the set, it was empty, he couldn't help but feel a little strange, and then dialed Situ Qingyun's phone, "Hey, when is Qingyun now, why hasn't anyone started work yet?" ”

And Situ Qingyun on the other side of the mobile phone smiled bitterly and said: "I said big brother, today is the Dragon Boat Festival, so the crew has a day off, you didn't read the announcement yesterday?" ”

"A day off! How unreasonable! Li Yun couldn't help but be a little angry when he heard this, how could he be so slack off when the world is difficult now! He hung up his mobile phone and rushed back to his residence immediately, and when he went back, he saw that everyone was lazy, Situ Qingyun, Ding Dian, Zhang Dahu and Scar were playing mahjong, Luo Li, Xu Tielong and Liu San were playing chicken, and even Lin Xuefei was discussing nail art with several actresses.

Seeing this, Li Yun immediately picked up a basin and knocked it on, attracting everyone to look at it.

"Bell...... Bell ......"

"Everyone's paying attention!"

After everyone looked over, Li Yun put down the basin and looked like he hated iron but not steel, "Comrades, the world is difficult now!" Some time ago, due to the impact of the epidemic, work was suspended for several months, and now that the resumption of work is a time when every second counts, how can you be so slack! And we have crossed from beggars to the emperor's crew, we have just made a little achievement, and with the support of several relatives, we should film well, how can we live up to the expectations of everyone because of the festival! ”

Ding Dian picked his nostrils indifferently, and casually flicked a boogue, and said with some dissatisfaction: "I said that Li Yun, of course you are the protagonist, of course you are anxious, but you also have to think about us little supporting roles, it is so hard all day and there are not a few scenes." When you are in the limelight, we are either being a passerby A or being a bandit B, and sometimes we have to listen to the director's dispatch to move props and pretend to be dead corpses, and now we finally have a day off, even if it is a donkey, it is time to take a breath! ”

"That's right, yes, supporting roles also have human rights."

"We want holidays, don't squeeze!"

"Oppose the protagonist playing big names!"

Ding Dian's words immediately aroused the response of many supporting actors and extras, and all of a sudden Li Yun fell into the target of the public.

"Hey...... If you have something to say, why should you be angry! Seeing that he was angry, Li Yun hurriedly smiled.

At this time, Lin Xuefei walked over with an unhappy face, "Hmph! Last time, I was kind enough to save you, but you actually ate my tofu! This time you will deprive me of my vacation, believe it or not I and the author sued you! ”

"Don't! Other! Other! That's what the plot needs, and if it weren't for the author writing like this, I wouldn't dare to stretch out my salty pig hand, wouldn't I? "He can't afford to mess with this aunt, after all, she is a big beauty, and her personal guard is not a vegetarian.

"Big brother, I have always supported you, thanks to you, I have more opportunities to show my face, people have to know how to repay it!"

Hearing Hou San say this, Li Yun couldn't help but feel a little relieved, thinking that he still had some supporters, but Hou San's words almost didn't make him angry!

"But this time I won't help my relatives, I'm on Sister Xuefei's side." Hou San said that it was like sticking to the past and rubbing oil, but Lin Xuefei already knew the character of this product, and turned around with a beautiful side spin kick, and immediately pasted Hou San to the wall.

And Ma Daring immediately rushed up to despise him when he saw the opportunity: "Sister Xuefei Hou San is a speculative opportunist, I can't believe a word of his words, only I, Ma Daring, have been on your side from beginning to end...... Target...... Ah......! ”

Before Ma Daring could finish speaking, he flew out upside down and stuck to the wall like Hou San.

Lin Xuefei glanced at her with disdain and said, "Hmph! It's a nest of snakes and rats, and the three of you are not good goods! ”

At this time, Li Yun looked at Lin Xuefei's long legs, his eyes were straight, and his face was full of pig brother statues.

"Here, wipe your saliva!" Zhao Xin walked over with a smile and handed over a tissue.

And Li Yun subconsciously took the tissue and wiped his mouth, and only reacted after wiping it, "Xiao Zhao, how can I drool, this is purely artistic appreciation!" ”

The serious appearance is in stark contrast to the statue of Brother Pig just now.

"Humph! Color embryo! ”

Lin Xuefei snorted disdainfully, and then left and took a few little sisters to practice yoga.

At this point, Li Yun knew that today's holiday was set, so he didn't insist on sighing and said: "Brothers, I am a very democratic person, since everyone wants to rest, of course I will not object." ”

"Oh!"

"Yay!"

When everyone heard this, they cheered and then dispersed, playing mahjong and playing mahjong, playing games, and bragging.

So everyone spent this day like a salted fish, and in the evening the Dragon Boat Festival dinner started on time, in addition to the necessary zongzi, there were many other delicacies, and everyone pushed the cup to change the lamp.

But after drinking too much, some people couldn't hold the door, Ding Dian drank a glass of cold beer, and said with some complaints: "Flying Bajie is this street, I, Ding Dian, am also the elite of the Huwei Army, a young man with unlimited prospects, but he was slaughtered by Li Yun as a stepping stone as soon as he appeared, which is too bullying!" ”

Liu San also felt the same way, "That is, when I was in Ningzhou Prison, Li Yun rubbed a few pills with the black mud on his body, and lied to me that poison scared me enough." It's nothing to be frightened, but it's disgusting, I really don't know how the author came up with this trick! With that, he drank another glass of wine, apparently mindful of the matter.

At this time, Zhang Dahu patted Liu San's shoulder, looking like a person who had come over, "San'er, look at it, who made Li Yun the protagonist of this play, the author's own son!" Our little supporting characters are destined to be stepped on! ”

"Hehe...... it doesn't matter if you are worthy of the role or not, the most important thing is that you are the villain, isn't the villain just of us who are the righteous to ravage?" Luo Li leaned over and looked like he was underwhelmed.

"Holy!"

When Ding Dian, Liu San and Zhang Dahu heard this, they gave Luo Li a middle finger very tacitly.

"Let's take a look, everyone is just different in this play! After the play became popular, everyone's faces were bright, no! Yu Deshui served another plate of spicy crayfish and said.

"Well, Lao Yu is right!" Wang Ziwen held a copy of the Analects upside down, and gnawed on crayfish while looking at it, looking like a scholar's elegant look.

But Wei Ning glanced at him with disdain and said, "Wang Ziwen, don't pretend, aren't you just a showman!" Hold a treatise all day long for fear that others will not know! ”

"That's it! Even if you are a showman, I haven't seen the author add drama to you! Zhao Xin also looked disdainful.

Just when everyone was complaining, suddenly a divine light flashed in the sky, and then a golden lotus platform fell from the sky, and the flying Bajie sat on it with a solemn expression. Everyone couldn't open their eyes by the dazzling divine light, and they couldn't see the true face of the flying Bajie clearly when they finally got used to it.

I saw that the few hairs on the top of his head fluttered in the wind, the vest with three big holes looked unusually free and uninhibited, and at the same time, the bright flower shorts set off his pride, and a pair of shabby flip-flops were so close to the people.

"The author has come, and you are still not sincere in bowing down!"

With the flying Bajie Jinkou slightly opened, a sound like Huang Zhong Dalu resounded in the sky!

"I wish the author great immortal blessing eternal longevity and Tianqi, and Wencheng Wude will dominate the rivers and lakes!"

Before everyone could react, they saw Li Yun rushing over with a flying pounce, kneeling in front of the flying Bajie is a very numb sycophant.

"Shameless!"

"Shameless!"

"Broken to the ground!"

Seeing Li Yun's undisciplined behavior, everyone was a little ashamed to be with him.

But Li Yun glanced at him indifferently: "Hmph! Seeing that the author still doesn't hug his thighs, he deserves to be a supporting role for the rest of your life! ”

Then Bajie, who saw the flying, glanced at Li Yun and said with great satisfaction: "Well, that's good!" Thou art noble and profound, the true inheritance of my generation, I will surely send down the gospel to thee, so that thou shalt receive more votes and more sisters in the future! ”

"Thank you author!"

Li Yun was pleasantly surprised when he heard this, and bowed to the flying Bajie again.

"Author, I am also a big believer in you! Gospel to me, too! ”

"And I, I have a lot of respect for the author!"

Seeing that Li Yun just bowed and gained the ticket and sister, Hou San and Ma Daring, the two undisciplined guys, immediately knelt down.

"All my believers will send down the gospel!"

"Thank you author!"

Looking at these three shameless guys, Xu Tianhua couldn't help but regret a little, "Big brother, you said that we followed Li Yun, did you make a mistake in this move!" ”

"Probably right!" At this time, Situ Qingyun was also a little uncertain.

At this time, Ding Dian angrily grabbed a cup and threw it over, smashing the light bulb behind the flying Bajie, "Don't glow on the back of your head as soon as you speak, who did you learn from this stinky problem!" ”

But the flying Bajie didn't care, he took out a light bulb and replaced it in a hurry and said: "You're wrong, this is not a light bulb but an energy-saving lamp!" ”

Looking at the stupid and disgusting appearance of the flying Bajie, and the extremely angry tone, the corners of everyone's eyes jumped unconsciously.

"I can't stand it anymore! It's infuriating! ”

only heard Zhang Dahu shouting, he couldn't hold back any longer, grabbed a plate of chicken butts on the table and threw it away.

And it was like a signal, everyone grabbed what they had at hand and threw it out, trying to smash this disgusting guy to death! ”

"I can't stand it, stone him to death!"

"It's so infuriating, throw him!"

Bajie, who was flying in the face of the flying things, smiled slightly, and then stretched out his orchid little finger and pointed lightly and said, "Stop!" ”

Then everything came to a halt in mid-air as if space-time froze.

"Scatter!"

And with the exit of the loose words, a gust of wind blew through everything, and everything turned into ashes and disappeared with the wind.

"Could it be that this is the legendary supreme secret method of the Shinto monks, the Great Annihilation Technique?" Looking at all this in front of him, Situ Qingyun couldn't help but blurt out.

"No, this is not the Great Annihilation Technique!"

Situ Qingyun looked back when he heard this, and saw a mysterious figure standing behind him.

"Humph!"

The mysterious figure sneered and said slowly: "This is a supreme magic that only the author can master, setting!" Use the setting to reset the universe in a groundbreaking way, formulate the Harmony Law, and create all living beings in heaven and earth. Set up an ant to change the creation god, the sea can float in the sky, and a thousand mountains can be lighter than a feather! And the reason why Li Yun became the protagonist is precisely the power of the setting! ”

Situ Qingyun looked at the mysterious figure with a question mark on his face, "Who are you, I haven't seen you appear!" ”

The mysterious figure looked arrogant, "I haven't appeared yet, I'm the nightmare of Li Yun's rivals, the ...... that ends everything."

"Smack!"

Before the mysterious figure finished speaking, he was knocked down by Situ Qingyun with a brick, "I'm bah! Don't pretend to be garlic if you haven't appeared in the scene, there is not enough space in the side story, you dare to come and steal the show! Brothers, call me! ”

"Flatten him!"

"That was my line just now, you still dare to grab it? I'm ......! ”

The crowd hated the show-stealers, and rushed up to a group fight.

"Don't! Other! Other! I'm a big ......."

The mysterious figure still wanted to reveal his identity, but no one cared at all, so after everyone beat him up, he tied up his mouth and stuffed it with stinky socks and threw it into the corner.

"Woo...... Woohoo......"

The mysterious figure struggled as hard as he could, but no one paid any attention to him, and he couldn't help but leave a tear of grievance.

However, when everyone turned around after the mysterious figure was flattened, another nasty ghost dressed like Bai Wuchang appeared!

Looking at the guy who was the same as Bai Wuchang, Situ Qingyun shouted, "Hey! You're not going to be a character again, are you? ”

"Roles? No! The flying Bajie is not qualified to set me! I saw him shout and float in the air, and a big lung word was written on his white clothes!

"My name is Coronavirus! No. pneumonia layman, specially come to infect the lungs of you! If you are locked by me, you will not escape the doom of death! ”

As soon as the pneumonia layman said this, everyone couldn't help but panic, but at this time, Li Yun suddenly appeared, and he shouted with a serious expression: "Don't panic, everyone! Brothers work together, and their profits are golden! How can I let evil spirits run rampant! Come! Cloth the streets to punish demons! ”

"No!"

At present, the enemy and everyone can't care about Li Yun's previous undisciplined behavior, and they have copied the guys to set up the formation.

"Fold the stool!"

"Beer bottles!"

"Bricks!"

"Fluorescent tube!"

"Frying pan!"

Everyone took their weapons and appeared, and then Li Yun shouted, "Go!" ”

Immediately, everyone rushed up, and the new crown was instantly drowned.

"Ahh

And the new crown only came and let out a scream, and there was no power to fight back.

"If you're a hero, go head-to-head! Group beatings are not heroes! "The new crown is unconvinced.

I saw Hou San stabbing the new crown in the ass with a broken beer bottle, and with a look of disdain, "Hmph! To deal with demons like you, my Chinese sons and daughters will naturally work together, who will fight you alone! ”

So after another group fight, the new crown was beaten into a meat ball, put a seal in a bottle, and thrown in the corner like a mysterious figure.

After defeating the new crown, everyone looked at each other, and then laughed so happily!

"Haha...... Ha ha...... Haha......"

But at this moment, the flying Bajie floated in front of everyone, and the back of his head emitted a dazzling white light, and at the same time said: "You and others work together to defeat the new crown and protect me in China, I hereby give you the title of Champion Wonder Hero, I hope you and others will live up to the grace of God and make persistent efforts!" ”

Immediately, the flying Bajie waved his right hand, and four big characters emitting green light appeared above everyone's heads, except for the crown of the wonder man!

It's really that if you don't die, you won't die, Situ Qingyun and the others couldn't help but have green muscles on their heads, and then they glanced at each other and rushed forward.

And this time, because the resentment was too great, the magic technique didn't work, so the flying Bajie and June 25 were beaten by the group and thrown into the corner!