Chapter 20: An Alternative Songkran

"Boy...... Urine? ”

Hearing this, all the soldiers looked at each other and showed puzzled expressions.

"I don't have time to explain it to you in detail."

Wu Liang didn't talk nonsense, and asked bluntly, "Answer me now, apart from Chen Jinshui, who else among you is a child, this matter is a matter of life and death, don't hide it!" ”

"This ......"

The soldiers looked embarrassed again, and they squirmed and didn't know how to answer.

"Everyone is a gentleman, what is there to hide, I will start first, I am a child."

Wu Liang glanced at them, and immediately blew himself up.

Of course, it was not himself who exploded, but the poor "talented brother", "talented brother" is twenty-four this year, and he has never touched a woman until he died, which is sad and lamentable.

With Wu Liang's example, all the soldiers began to blow themselves up.

Except for Chen Jinshui, four of the remaining five are still children, and only one has a wife and children.

As a result, this person saw that everyone else except himself was a chick, and he instantly had a sense of superiority, and said proudly but pretending to be proud: "You should pay more attention in the future, I heard that men are always holding back but they want to hold back their illness, and I am different, my wife is all in Chenliu, and you can go home and live for a few days when the soldiers are free...... Hey, hey, hey. ”

What about Nima, you say!

Everyone glared angrily when they heard this, but there was also a younger soldier who was envious and couldn't help asking, "Brother, what is it like to be a woman, let's hear it?" ”

"Incense! Sweet! Moistening! In short, it's very comfortable, and you won't understand it. ”

The soldier licked his dry lips and said, "As long as we can get out alive this time, the envoy should allow us to repair for some time, and then I can go home and meet my wife again, just think about it...... Hey, hey, hey. ”

Neurotic!

What kind of FLAG is set up at this time!?

"Shut up!"

Wu Liang was extremely keenly aware of the crisis, and immediately interrupted him, and said: "Listen to me, now I am afraid that the only thing that can make this monster jealous is the urine of the child, if you want to live, the person who is still a child will immediately take off the helmet to take the urine, even if it is hard to squeeze it out for me, the more the better!" ”

"Helmet...... Be! ”

Although everyone felt that this move was a little inappropriate, after all, the helmet had to be worn by themselves when they turned around, but after glancing at the fierce hand on the door, they still gritted their teeth and resolutely did so.

"What about me?"

The soldiers who were still stinky before saw that everyone had arrangements, and they felt a little bottomless in their hearts.

"Brother, I also want to save you, but you are no longer a child, so you can only ask for more blessings."

Wu Liang looked sympathetic, patted him on the shoulder and sighed.

"Huh?"

The man was stunned for a moment, and his face instantly wrinkled into bitter melon, and he was almost about to cry.

……

Of course, Wu Liang also scared and scared him, so that he could teach him to hold his tail a little bit, and he would not really abandon him.

After everyone entered the tomb, it was not convenient, and they came to this point in fright all the way, and now they released their urine and urine, and for a while, the sound of water sounded in the tomb.

After a while, the helmets in the hands of several people were all covered with the urine of the half helmet, and the smell was terrible when they held them in their hands.

Everyone had to hang their necks and wrinkle their noses to avoid the strong smell.

Boy pee, it's really rushing!

Wu Liang did the same, he asked for Chen Jinshui's helmet, which had already urinated, urinated most of the helmet, and evened it out to the soldier who was not a boy.

As for Chen Jinshui.

This guy's psychological quality is not very good, in order to prevent him from knocking over the helmet in a panic and wasting his hard-won boy urine, Wu Liang asked him to hold a torch to illuminate everyone.

"What's next?"

When the boy's urine was ready, everyone asked again.

"Didn't you gather some gold before? Fetch me a small cup. ”

Wu Liang did not answer, but looked at Chen Jinshuidao.

"Huh? Oh. ”

I saw Chen Jinshui hesitate for a moment, and reached into his arms with some distress, and at the same time took out a few small gold cups, first carefully compared the sizes, and then checked them in his hands, and finally handed over the smallest cup, which still had a painful face.

What the!

Wu Liang was so angry and funny, he couldn't wait to give him a kick.

But at this time, it was unusual, in the end he just glared at Chen Jinshui, took the small gold cup, and then said to everyone, "Everyone look at me and do it", and then tentatively approached the Qian, who was guarding above the door.

In fact, he also thought about simply pouring the boy's urine on his body, so that he could make the mouse jealous and not dare to step forward easily.

But this is too disgusting, not to mention, and the amount of child urine is also very limited, and it is impossible to douse everyone...... What's more, the Fox also has a Urine ranged attack, which is more lethal than the minions, and it doesn't take any risk to kill them, so it's not feasible.

Seeing that someone took the initiative to approach, his posture was a little alert, and he immediately arched his body, and the mane on his neck exploded instantly.

"Woohoo——!"

With a soft sound, a stream of urine gushed out from between his legs and shot straight towards Wu Liang's door.

Wu Liang had already taken precautions, and the frequency of this urine ejaculation was relatively limited, so it was easy to resolve it with a simple horizontal movement. Then, without waiting for the dragon to make any more movements, Wu Liang had already dipped the small gold cup into the helmet, and with a wave of his hand, he scooped out a whole cup of boy's urine and splashed it on the head.

While splashing Wu Liang, he couldn't help but complain in his heart: This tomb was stolen, and it was stolen into a Songkran Festival, which is also magical......

Smelling the smell of urine wafting through the air, he immediately sensed the danger.

Seeing that the boy's urine was about to be splashed on his body, he immediately took it lightly, and with the agility of the sword, it was naturally easy to avoid.

But it was this avoidance that it was no longer in the position directly above the doorway.

"It worked!"

Wu Liang's heart was overjoyed, and he immediately beckoned to the people behind him, "If you don't come and do it with me, as long as you force this monster away, we can escape and ascend to heaven!" ”

"Here we go!"

Seeing this, everyone's morale was also greatly boosted, and they hurriedly rushed up and tried their best to pee on the squirrel.

The five people who poured urine together and the one person who urinated were naturally not the same, but the fire suppression was achieved in an instant, and the five people only had to flee everywhere, and they were soon forced into the distance.

At this moment, seeing that everyone was still splashing, Wu Liang hurriedly shouted: "You save some use, we just forced it away temporarily, and there is still a tomb road to go behind." ”

"That's right."

Only then did the crowd give up.

Then Wu Liang ordered Chen Jinshui to put away the torches that the three dead people had fallen to the ground, stepped on the flames on the ground, and then commanded the group to cover each other and quickly pass through the wooden door of the house, and finally came to the tomb outside.

But as soon as they came out, the head of the fox also rushed out.

"Babbling ——!"

An angry roar echoed through the tombway, and scarlet eyes seemed to drip blood, clearly enraged.