Chapter 8 It's still good to be friends with fat people

In the early morning, the birds of Fengyang Academy are singing and fragrant, the sound of reading from time to time, and the chirping of birds are like a fairyland.

A pig-killing howl shattered the tranquility of the wonderland.

It scared many students into a thrill and looked for the source of the sound.

Everyone was speculating about why the colleague was screaming in pain.

Zongzhengshu, who lived not far from Fengrenyuan, rushed out with a robe in his hands.

"What's happening, there's screaming from where, someone! Come! ”

Xuanyuan Hanmo rolled on the ground.

Nalan Lan stood not far away with a blushing face, her eyes glaring at him.

"Why are you attacking me! You crazy woman, I'll settle accounts with you with Xiaoyun!! ”

Hearing this, Nalan Lan was even more angry.

She casually covered him with a quilt last night, and wondered if he would catch a cold all night.

So I came to his yard early, planning to wake him up and let him go back to his room to sleep.

As soon as he walked up to him, the guy was holding her leg with one hand, and then the other hand was also hugging her.

She subconsciously raised her foot and kicked him.

"Are you embarrassed to talk about me? You! ”

Nalan Lan couldn't go on, it was too embarrassing.

No matter how thick she was, she couldn't say anything, so she had to turn around and run out of the yard.

Leaving Xuanyuan Hanmo himself confused.

"What am I! Don't go, you make it clear to me! ”

Xuanyuan Hanmo shouted.

Fengren Temple is not far from the school, and it is only two or three hundred meters away.

Xuanyuan Hanmo, who was drunk and attacked by weakness, dragged his stump and slowly moved towards the school.

Although there is no class in Fengyang Academy, it is still divided into four levels: A, B, C, and D.

Xuanyuan Hanmo is a T-shaped class, and it is also commonly known as the relationship class and the backdoor class.

Looking at the boot identity tag that he had only received in the morning, Xuanyuan Hanmo complained.

"Your uncle, you said that you should teach you according to your aptitude, and you have no class, and I came in by my ability, you assigned me to the T-shaped class, saying that I went backstage or was it a relation?!"

I walked to the school hall with the T-character on it, and carefully checked it, and I dared to walk in after making sure that it was correct.

There are a lot of people sitting scattered in the school, fart, chatting, sleeping, and gnawing melon seeds, everything, but no one reads.

Seeing Xuanyuan Hanmo coming in, they all glanced at him and continued to chat, not at all.

"Hey, a second ancestor, what's the big deal, all the guys who go through the back door."

Xuanyuan Hanmo muttered in his heart.

As everyone knows, he himself is also divided into the ranks of the second ancestor.

I randomly found a corner in the back row, opened the book, opened it and put it up, and then lay down and continued to sleep.

In a daze, someone kept patting him on the back.

Xuanyuan Hanmo twisted his body and moved, the slapping action stopped for a while, and then continued to shoot, and finally Xuanyuan Hanmo, who couldn't stand it, stood up and glared at the person who patted him.

I saw a fat man who was like a mountain of meat looked at Xuanyuan Hanmo in horror, then patted his head, lowered his head and said in a muffled voice.

"You're finished!"

Looking at the fat man's expression, Xuanyuan Hanmo was taken aback.

Looking around, he saw that everyone was staring at him with a sense of schadenfreude.

At this moment, a voice sounded behind him.

"This student, are you bored with my class or do you feel despised by me?"

Before going to the academy, Xuanyuan Hanmo's father took a bunch of information to Xuanyuan Hanmo.

Tell him that all the gentlemen in this academy are well-educated people, and all of them are scholars with small stomachs.

If you offend them, your academic career will not be broken, but it will not be easy.

They will "save" you with compassion and let you get love!

Xuanyuan Hanmo remembered, but forgot.

Xuanyuan Hanmo thought of his father's words, and he was already sober.

He hurriedly arched his hand and said: "Don't dare, the student is excited for a while, and I hope that the master will be forgiving, and I won't dare to get carried away next time." ”

"I see that you are full of confidence in your gestures, presumably the Four Books and Five Classics have been integrated, in this way, where does the king come from if he fakes benevolence with strength, and the king who acts benevolent with virtue? What is the solution? ”

Xuanyuan Hanmo scratched his head.

This, this seems to have been said by Mencius, and the original sentence seems to be, the one who pretends to be benevolent with strength is the hegemon, and the hegemon must have a big country; The king of benevolence with virtue, the king does not wait for the great, the soup is seventy miles, and the king of Wen is a hundred miles. Those who convince others with their strength are not convinced, and they are not supported by their strength; Those who convince people with virtue will be happy and sincere in the center, such as Confucius in the service of the seventy sons. ”

The Master said, "What a solution?" ”

Xuanyuan Hanmo pursed his lips and said: "Using benevolence and righteousness to unify the world is called domineering, using morality to implement benevolence and righteousness to unify the world is called kingship, and conquering people by force is not convincing, it is King Wen, so he was destroyed, like Confucius, it is called right to use morality to make people convinced, Master, this is the understanding of students." ”

The Master kept touching his goatee, as if in deep thought.

It's not right, it's really like that, right, I always feel that something is wrong.

"Alright, sit down and listen to the class!"

Xuanyuan Hanmo sat down obediently, he didn't dare to sleep now.

The fat man in the back patted him on the back again and whispered: "You are really good, Liu Fuzi is notoriously difficult, this is all for you." ”

Xuanyuan Hanmo picked up the pen, wrote two big characters, "Pass the award", and then pasted it on his back.

The fat man saw these two words posted on the back of Xuanyuan Hanmo, so admired, I have never seen such a confident person.

In this class, Xuanyuan Hanmo sat very seriously - in a daze.

As for what Master Liu said later, the left ear listened to it, and the right ear quietly ran out, but I don't know anyway.

Xuanyuan Hanmo patted the fat man, it's still good to be fat. The fat man was kind in his heart, so he reminded the fat man that he felt that this goods were worth paying.

"Fatty, thank you just now."

The fat man was still copying what Liu Fuzi said in class, and patted Xuanyuan Hanmo and called the fat man, a little stunned.

"Me? Where did I get fat? ”

Xuanyuan Hanmo looked at him with contempt on his face.

It turns out that this thing is self-aware.

The fat man looked at Xuanyuan Hanmo, then at the people around him, and finally at himself, and reached out to pat his belly.

Finally bowed his head silently.

He was indeed the fattest in the class.

Xuanyuan Hanmo sat next to him and patted him on the shoulder.

"That's it, eat less, exercise more, and stick to losing weight."

Not to mention, after this shooting, you can still feel the waves of meat.

Waves of ripples, what a wonderful feeling.

The fat man slapped Xuanyuan Hanmo's hand away in disgust.

"Fuck off, I want to be quiet."

Xuanyuan Hanmo replied to him with a grin.

"Jingjing is a beautiful lady in which class? Take me and take a look! ”