216, November 10 Sunny Since saying goodbye to Dongjun, I am bored
After a long time, the teeth were separated, the lotus root was broken and the lips were connected, and the queen mother had water vapor in her eyes, beating the man in front of her like a little woman: "If you took me away back then, how can it be like this now, you negative thing." ”
"It's that I don't live with you, but you also want me to be a martial artist, how can I bear to take you to eat and sleep, you don't know what I've lived like in those years." The man hugged the person in his arms hard, as if he was reluctant to let go: "You don't know, I have been thinking about you all the time over the years, every time the wind and rain are combined, I think of your eyebrows and eyes, and I have never been timid in birth and death, but I often tear and wet the pillow towel because I dream of you." ”
The queen mother cried out, hugged the man's waist with her backhand, and refused to let go, looking very sad.
"Ah Jin, I want you to ......" The Queen Mother suddenly raised her head and looked at the person in front of her, and said in a trembling voice: "I want to ......"
And as the sound of the sound gradually rose and fell, the little fish in the distant tree pursed its lips in disgust, and then disappeared into the shadows of the trees like a dexterous ape.
At this moment, Song Beiyun was cooking hot pot in the house, because he was afraid that his room would smell, so he chose the place to cook the hot pot in Zuo Rou's room.
"Come on, come on, here comes beef." Song Beiyun took out the beef slices and air-dried beef from the box that was transported, and the fragrance was fragrant for a while: "Don't worry, don't worry, it's enough." ”
He took out a jar of thick liquor syrup beside him, poured a small glass for each of them, and then said: "Mix water for water, and if you don't mix water, your stomach will burn a hole for you." ”
Although it is mixed with water, this wine is still fragrant, and for a while, the heat wave in the house is rolling wave after wave, although the university is still flying outside, but it does not affect the spring in this room at all.
"This holy place of Buddhism, you eat meat and drink wine, you really damn it." Yan Shu patted his stomach and said, "Alas, this is beef, that's mutton, this is pork, so what kind of meat is this?" ”
"Donkey, donkey meat! Meat in the sky, donkey meat on the earth. ”
Dragon meat is definitely not to be said, after all, it is taboo, it doesn't matter if you drink wine and eat meat in the land of Buddhism, but this taboo thing can't be messed around, and you can't cause strange trouble for yourself in order to pretend to be forced.
And just at this moment, the little fish came back from outside, his body was very wet, it seemed that he was frozen enough outside, and even his lips were a little purple, but he looked like normal. For this alone, Song Beiyun really admired his spiritual perseverance.
"Come on, I'm just waiting for you." Song Beiyun gave up his position: "Come on, come on, eat some meat and drink some wine to warm up." ”
Xiao Yu was a little apprehensive, but when he saw Song Beiyun like that, he also sat down quite embarrassed, and then saw Song Beiyun filling him with a bowl full of meat and a bowl of warm spirits: "Hurry up and eat, I've worked hard for you today." ”
Xiao Yu looked at him in surprise, lowered his head and didn't speak, but he began to eat desperately, but his eyes blurred as he ate.
After the first round of Xiaoyu was eaten, and his face and lips returned to blood, Song Beiyun said while scalding vegetables: "Have you found out the movement of the Queen Mother?" ”
Xiao Yu raised his head and looked around, a little afraid to speak, but Song Beiyun waved his hand: "It's okay, everyone here is going to kill their heads, so there is nothing to avoid." ”
Yan Shu almost squirted out a sip of wine: "I...... I've been wronged. ”
"No, you're not wronged, you deserve to die." After Song Beiyun finished speaking, he nodded to Xiaoyu: "You say." ”
Xiao Yu is a loyal narrator, and he told the secret tryst between the Queen Mother and the King of the North Courtyard, including the content of the conversation.
"Eventually, they started to chirp and tsk, and then there were mmmmm
Xiao Yu said these things with a pure face, he didn't feel anything wrong, Song Beiyun also listened to it with relish, Yan Shu also listened to it with relish, but the girls couldn't stand it, except for Zuo Rou, they all blushed like monkey butts, even the princess Jin Ling'er couldn't resist such stimulation.
"Then I saw that they didn't move, and I came back." Xiao Yu thought for a moment: "Half a pillar of incense time, maybe it's not yet." ”
"It's less than half a pillar of incense, isn't it a little shorter?" Song Beiyun crossed his feet and ate a mouthful of meat: "If you want to replace me, why can't you take half an hour." That's right, Sister Qiaoyun. ”
"Go!" Qiao Yun blushed and shouted angrily: "Don't talk nonsense......"
"Now is not the time to talk about the long and the short, the point is that the Queen Mother is really like that Khitan ......" Jin Ling'er held her face: "Oops...... That's a big deal. ”
"This matter, just satisfy your curiosity and it's over, you can't talk about it." Song Beiyun shook his head and said, "I should come here to collect materials, and when the time comes, it will be over after disgusting them." We don't have any evidence, it's all in vain, unless they do something out of the ordinary. ”
"That's not out of line?" Jin Ling'er's face was full of surprise: "The Queen Mother is Tongliao." ”
Song Beiyun laughed: "It's the Empress Dowager Liaotong." ”
This sentence was confused at first, but in a blink of an eye, Yan Shu reacted, he covered his mouth and smiled, and the second one who reacted was Jin Ling'er, her already slightly drunk little face was even more delicate and cute, and threw it at Song Beiyun with the things at hand: "I hate ......"
After that, Qiaoyun and Qiaoqiao also understood one after another, but only Zuo Rou's eyes were full of confusion and question marks, and she didn't know the difference between the Queen Mother Tongliao and the Queen Mother Liaotong.
"Of course they don't go out of line, they do something unscrupulous in this fair place, you can't find evidence, and you can't tell what's wrong, and what is the difference between us and them, tell me, the daughter of a prince who is about to get married, and a princess of the Great Song Dynasty who is about to call a son-in-law, came to this place to follow a man dressed as a woman, do you say clearly? If everyone is not clean, there is no need to toss anything. Song Beiyun explained carefully: "After all, killing a thousand enemies and losing a thousand and eight self-losses, isn't this a fool's doing?" ”
Yan Shu pointed at himself frantically: "I, I, I, I'm also a man." ”
"You give Lao Tzu the country a heavenly fragrance." Song Beiyun pushed his head away and continued: "We just confirmed that the two of them really have something, so what will happen after that, in fact, we have a direction, right, this is a card in our hand, but it must not be used as a hole card, because it can't stand scrutiny." ”
Jin Ling'er nodded again and again: "What should we do after that?" ”
"Keep pretending, it's best to have a chance encounter and see what happens." Song Beiyun knocked lightly on the table: "Let's continue to drink the bar, it's still a long time, and we can't kill them." ”
The next morning, the wind stopped and the snow stopped, and the sky cleared, but it was a little colder. Yan Shu had just gotten up but found Song Beiyun walking in from outside, and he asked in a daze, "Where did you go in the morning?" ”
"It's still early? It's almost noon. Pack up and eat fasting, I heard that this Bao'en Temple's fasting is a must. ”
Putting on women's clothes again, Song Beiyun and the others went to meet Jin Ling'er and them, everyone drank a little too much at night, and they all got up late today. However, the girls arrived before Song Beiyun and them, and several people sat in the hut and began to put on makeup for each other, but they all felt that Jin Ling'er felt a little restless today.
"What's wrong with you? Are you feeling unwell? Look at you sitting or standing. ”
Zuo Rou walked over and slapped Jin Ling'er's buttocks, but this time Jin Ling'er jumped up, she covered her ass and fell crookedly on the mat and screamed.
"I'm afraid it wasn't because I drank alcohol yesterday and got hemorrhoids." Zuo Rou scratched her chin and muttered, "If you can't drink it, don't drink it." ”
And at this time, Qiao Yun came over and helped Jin Ling'er up, leaned into her ear and whispered a few words, Jin Ling'er blushed and bit her lip and nodded gently, Qiao Yun smiled, and whispered a few words, and then helped Jin Ling'er out and came to her and Qiaoqiao's house.
Zuo Rou looked at the pretty girl who was drawing her eyebrows, and asked with a blank face: "Jin Ling'er is afraid that she really has hemorrhoids, right?" ”
Qiao Qiao glanced sideways at her and smiled lightly: "You will be like this one day if you don't keep it in the future." ”
"That's not possible, I'm different from her, I practice martial arts every day, how can I be the same as those who sit idle all day."
"It's about it...... Qiao Qiao chuckled: "Xu has nothing to do with whether or not to practice martial arts." ”
After a while, Song Beiyun and Yan Shu walked in dressed as daughters and wearing a cloak of fox fur, Song Beiyun looked around: "What about the two of them?" ”
"Let me tell you, Jin Ling'er has hemorrhoids." Zuo Rou said happily: "Hahaha, you don't know how she walks in the morning, it's ridiculous." ”
Yan Shu turned around and said silently: "Don't listen to ...... indecent manners"
"Oh, you're done." Song Beiyun hooked Zuo Rou's neck: "Why are you so happy when people are uncomfortable." ”
"It's not that I'm happy, it's just that it's not strange to have hemorrhoids like this."
When Jin Ling'er came back, although her walking posture was still a little strange, it was not as awkward as before, it should be Qiaoyun who gave her some medicine. Song Beiyun stepped up to support her, and asked in a low voice, "Why don't you ...... You're resting here, and I'm going to bring you food?" ”
"Dead things, dead things...... Jin Ling'er hit him twice: "I blame you." ”
"Blame me, blame me." Song Beiyun sighed: "Who knew you were so delicate." ”
Qiao Yun stepped forward at this time, glanced at Song Beiyun with disgust, stood on tiptoe and leaned into his ear and said, "You can't treat the princess as me, I have practiced martial arts since I was a child, and my physique should be much stronger." ”
"I know it's wrong, can't it......" Song Beiyun squeezed Jin Ling'er's hand distressedly: "You rest, I'll go get you food." ”