395 [Communication between two intellectual retards]

Even if he is a traitor, before the trial of the three law divisions, he should be under house arrest with good food and drink.

But because he was afraid that King Ning would commit suicide in fear of sin, he kept tying his hands and feet, and stuffed a cloth ball in his mouth to prevent biting his tongue.

Zhu Houzhao took Wang Yuan, Zhang Yong, and Jiang Bin to the cell where King Ning was imprisoned. Seeing King Ning's embarrassed appearance, he immediately smiled: "Tear off the silk silk in his mouth." ”

King Ning was sleeping in a daze, but after being woken up, he observed the situation, and said in a questioning tone: "Zhu Houzhao? ”

"It's smart, just guess it." Zhu Houzhao was not angry, but also spoke of praise.

King Ning sneered, "I have seen your portrait, and you didn't grow a beard at that time. ”

Zhu Houzhao smiled: "Are you provoking me, you want me to be like thunder?" Haha, you can't provoke me. Even if you put eyeliner everywhere around me, even if you secretly let people draw my portrait, I still have to sit on the Ming Dynasty. However, I was really angry, and I couldn't sleep these days. ”

"Then I'll be mad at you! you off! you off! you off! King Ning suddenly roared, and seemed a little nervous.

Zhu Houzhao was really angry, and grabbed King Ning's clothes: "You say, since you want to rebel, why don't you practice more skills?" The 100,000-strong army was wiped out in a month, and the general had just led his troops to the battle, and the documents for reporting victory in Jiangxi had already arrived. Why don't you hold out for two more months, so that General Ben can personally lead the troops to conscript? ”

King Ning was a little confused, unable to keep up with Zhu Houzhao's train of thought. He was stunned, and then he was furious: "How can this be reasonable, if you want to kill, you will kill, you have come to entertain me!" ”

"Dying, what is the general doing with you?" Zhu Houzhao let go of King Ning's clothes.

King Ning felt that Zhu Houzhao was telling the truth just now, and immediately laughed: "As a monarch, if you are as ridiculous as you, sooner or later you will die and the country will be destroyed." This is a great country, it is better to let me do it! ”

Zhu Houzhao has long been trained in the civil officials to be cheeky, and he is not afraid of scolding and ridicule at all, and he laughs instead of anger: "The throne is there, if you have the ability, you will take it." It's a pity that you have been planning for more than ten years, but you were defeated by tens of thousands of people. ”

"That's because you have occupied the throne, you have powerful courtiers working for you, and I am surrounded by some wine bags and rice bags!" King Ning still didn't admit that he had a problem, obviously his left and right prime ministers had made countless correct suggestions.

Zhu Houzhao smiled more and more happily: "General Ben occupies the throne? The throne was originally the general's. ”

"Fart!"

King Ning suddenly shouted loudly: "This big tomorrow, there is half of my Ning Fan, that is what Zhu Di promised!" ”

Zhu Houzhao said: "Such perfunctory words, only the stupid Ning Fan would believe it. ”

Among Zhu Yuanzhang's sons, King Yan is good at fighting and King Ning is good at strategizing, but at the critical moment, King Ning was calculated by King Yan.

Zhu Quan is too good at scheming, and he plans everything before acting. He was not sure that he would not dare to raise troops to rebel, and wanted Zhu Di to try it first, and then find a good opportunity to send troops.

As a result, Zhu Di bought off his generals and forcibly took them back to Beijing, and tens of thousands of troops under his command were also swallowed. Zhu Quan could only follow the rebellion and assist Zhu Di in the war, Zhu Di said at the time: "If it is done, the world will be divided!" ”

It is impossible to divide the world equally, and Zhu Quan doesn't dare to mention it, he just wants a Suzhou as a fief.

Suzhou is too rich to give.

Then you need Qiantangbei, half of Hangzhou City.

Half of Hangzhou City was too rich, but Zhu Di still didn't give it, and was finally thrown to Nanchang. Even the palace was not allowed to be built, and Zhu Quan was allowed to live in the official residence of the chief minister, and then sent Jinyi Wei to secretly check whether Zhu Quan wanted to rebel.

This is what happened to the first King Ning, who was the strongest vassal of the Ming Dynasty, and was pitted by Zhu Di to death.

Zhu Chenhao, the king of Ning, has enough reason to be angry, and at the same time thinks that the Daming Jiangshan should be his own.

After being laughed at by Zhu Houzhao, King Ning became more and more angry and shouted: "I am the lord of the destiny of heaven, and the Ming Dynasty is mine." Even if I am chopped up and reincarnated in the next life, I will take this country back! ”

Zhu Houzhao stared at King Ning carefully for a while, and said in disappointment: "This person is not only talentless, but also unwise. Even if the general personally recruited and captured this person, it was not very interesting. Looking at the world, the little Mongolian prince can be the opponent of this general. It's a pity that the little Mongolian prince is dead, alas, the hero holds the sword, and there is no rival, sighing in this world, there is no regret. ”

Wang Yuan quietly rolled his eyes and thought: Two mentally retarded, no equal.

"Faint King!" King Ning couldn't stand it anymore, so he scolded Zhu Houzhao when he caught it.

Zhu Houzhao suddenly said to Wang Yuan: "Erlang, you can tell me, am I a faint king?" Be honest! ”

Wang Yuan arched his hand and said: "Your Majesty is not stupid, only occasionally a little ridiculous. ”

"Hahahaha!"

Zhu Houzhao actually laughed, and seemed to be very satisfied with Wang Yuan's answer.

King Ning sneered: "You still say that you are not a faint king? Your courtiers are scolding you, and you're laughing. ”

Zhu Houzhao shook his head and said, "I don't think absurdity is scolding. Extraordinary people do extraordinary things, which is absurd in the eyes of mediocre people. Jiro, are you ridiculous? ”

Wang Yuan replied, "Sometimes it's ridiculous enough. ”

Zhu Houzhao approvingly: "It seems that Erlang is also an extraordinary person. ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your compliment." Wang Yuan accepted it wholeheartedly.

King Ning became more and more angry: "Dusk monarch, Yu Chen, the Ming Dynasty will be buried in your hands!" ”

Zhu Houzhao felt very bored, and had nothing to say to a mentally retarded person, so he turned around and paced: "Let's go, it's here, Erlang and accompany me to Suzhou and Hangzhou." ”

Wang Yuan hurriedly followed and asked, "Isn't Your Majesty going back to Beijing?" ”

Zhu Houzhao stretched his waist, yawned and said, "Ha! It is rare to come out once, and it is natural to enjoy the magnificent things of the Ming Dynasty. First go to Nanjing, then go to Suzhou and Hangzhou. As the saying goes, there is heaven above, and there is Suzhou and Hangzhou below, and this general has not been to see it. There is an imperial concubine in the capital who supervises the country on behalf of the crown prince, and Panpan is better at handling state affairs than me, and she is more in line with the wishes of civil officials. ”

Wang Yuan couldn't help but say: "Renjun has been away from Beijing for a long time, which is not a good thing after all. ”

"Erlang wants to persuade me too?" Zhu Houzhao was slightly displeased.

Wang Yuan said with a smile: "The minister wants to say, don't play for too long, two or three months will be enough." If he stays in Suzhou and Hangzhou for half a year, Yang Ge Lao should be in a hurry to resign. ”

Zhu Houzhao said: "Let him be anxious slowly, anyway, he doesn't like it, out of sight is pure, this is also for his sake." By the way, Erlang is an official in Hangzhou, what else is there to do besides West Lake? ”

Wang Yuan didn't dare to answer Qiantang Chao, that thing still had more than half a year, for fear that the emperor would play until next autumn and return to Beijing. He could only say: "The minister is bent on opening up the sea in Hangzhou, and he has not visited the local fame." ”

Jiang Bin suddenly spoke: "Your Majesty, the minister knows that there is a Qiantang tide in Hangzhou, which is quite spectacular. During the Southern Song Dynasty, the monarchs and ministers were all happy to watch the tide. ”

Zhu Houzhao said happily: "Then wait until you finish watching Qiantang Chao." ”

Although Zhang Yong is greedy, he still has a bottom line, and he doesn't want the emperor to be out of Beijing for too long. But he was unwilling to be favored by Jiang Bin, for fear that he would be left out in the cold, so he also said: "The scenery in the south of the Yangtze River is pleasant, and the southern song is very different from the northern song, Your Majesty can summon some Nanqu people in the south of the Yangtze River." ”

Zhu Houzhao was overjoyed: "This is very good! ”

Zhang Yong was as refreshing as eating ice water on dog days, and he leaned over and said, "If the emperor is interested, the old slave will send someone to Zhang Luo." ”

"Okay, I'll leave this matter to you." Zhu Houzhao said.

Jiang Bin also began to compete for favor: "Your Majesty, the women in the south of the Yangtze River are gentle and gentle, and they also have their own merits with the rouge of the north, so you might as well choose ......"

"Ahem!"

Wang Yuan interrupted with a sudden cough, and glared at Jiang Bin angrily, this thing had already touched his bottom line.

Zhu Houzhao also felt that it was inappropriate, waved his hand and said: "That's it, don't disturb the people, just go to visit the Qinhuai River." ”

"Your Majesty loves the people like a son, and the ministers are ashamed!" Jiang Bin smiled awkwardly, hating Wang Yuan very much in his heart.