"Shame on you!

Why don't you die!

You can't run, can you?

I'm going to beat you to death for ...... teacher!!

Manly husband, you are not diligent, lack of exercise, and your physical strength is so poor, you only ran so many steps, and you caught up with you as a teacher? ”

The green hills are like daisies, the trees are towering, there are paths in the forest, and there are two people on the road, who are running out of breath one after the other.

Chasing after him was a lean young man, dressed in sackcloth, waving a bamboo stick, chasing and beating a man with a few rat whiskers!

This rat-whiskered man, with his nostrils turned up, his buckteeth exposed, and his face was very hateful......

That young man looks harmless to humans and animals, but he is very heavy!

Crackling! Crackling! Crackling!

……

Xiangyang, Jingzhou, early summer, is very hot, and people are thinly dressed......

The bamboo stick hit the meat hard, and the sound was sour, which made the chrysanthemum tight......

This sound made the old man and the young man who were walking on the forest path frown!

"Stop! Why did this little Langjun beat others? ”

When an old man and a young man arrived, the handsome young man asked sharply!

"It's only right for a teacher to beat a disciple!

Lao Tzu's daily life is to read, farm, and fight this ugly thing!

Who are you? Can you handle it? ”

The bamboo stick in the young man's hand kept crackling, crackling, just beating, and he looked disdainful of the handsome young man.

"Huh? This is...... Brother Shiyuan? ”

The tall and handsome young man looked down and was amazed!

"Hey, do you know who you're fighting?

This is the son of Nanyang celebrity Pang Degong, Pang Tong Pang Shiyuan, known as Feng Xiao!

Brother Shiyuan, why did this person beat you? ”

The young man was angry, but the old man next to him looked at him with a smile and didn't say anything!

"Lao Tzu is the one who hits him! Why hit him? He's ugly, he should be beaten! Are you satisfied with this reason? ”

The young man said with his mouth, and his hands did not stop, and he continued to beat!

The rat-bearded man, who had stepped under his feet, did not resist at all, but tried to lift half of his face, and said to the handsome young man with difficulty:

"Ah——! It turned out that Brother Kong Mingxian had arrived!

Ah——!h In this matter, it is also the fault of the system, the teacher played right, played well!

Ah——!h Huang Gong, Brother Kong Mingxian, please wait, wait for the teacher to finish playing before receiving the two!

Ah——!h I'm sorry, I'm slacking off......"

Pang Tong was beaten so much that he couldn't say a word!

"Teacher? You say he's your teacher? The teacher who let Brother Shiyuan not return for months and concentrate on serving? Kong Ming was very surprised!

"Exactly—ah! The teacher is a true Coats ...... Yes! Coats...... Ah——!h ”

Kong Ming is naturally Zhuge Liang, and Huang Gong is naturally Zhuge Liang's father-in-law, Huang Chengyan!

Both of them are smart people, and when they heard Pang Tong say this, they respectfully bowed their hands and stood aside and didn't dare to say more!

They are here for a purpose!

Pang Shiyuan, who has his nostrils facing the sky, is so empty-eyed, and now he is willing to lie on the ground and ask a guy younger than him to step on his body and pump it hard?

It's unimaginable!

This stinky kid, what kind of master can make Pang Tong so impressed?

Weng and his son-in-law fell into deep thought on the side......

The young man finally got tired, threw away the bamboo stick, and said: "There are still fifty strokes left, and when the teacher is upset and wants to beat someone, you will receive it again!" ”

Pang Tong hurriedly got up, respectfully bowed his hand, and said, "Disciple obeys!" ”

The young man shook his hair and walked away on his own! Birds such as Huang Chengyan are not birds......

Huang Chengyan's face was a little ugly, he was a lot of age here, this kid saw that he had been standing here for most of the day, and he left without saying hello?

"Brother Shiyuan, why did your teacher beat you?" Zhuge Liang asked.

"Alas...... It's hard to put it into words, he can fight if he wants to...... Do teachers need a reason to hit someone?

Sometimes I say that I love to be restless and aggressive, so I fight;

Sometimes I say that I love to be clever and can be clever, so I fight!

Sometimes I just think I'm ugly, and I hit it!

Today, he didn't want to hit me...... As a result, he was found out because he stole the teacher's instant noodles......

I immediately bowed my head and prepared to be beaten, but he scolded me and asked me why I didn't run away when I knew I was going to be beaten.

It's just a sneak peek, I didn't want to beat you, but you didn't run, stupid you, Lao Tzu was going to beat you to death......

Will someone else want to kill you in the future, and you won't run? You're an inflexible piece of waste......

So, I ran, the teacher chased, and then because I was running slowly, the teacher said that I was not diligent, lacked exercise, and my physical strength was too poor, so I added ten sticks......"

Pang Tong smiled bitterly, learning his teacher's scolding tone!

"What? What did you steal from the teacher...... Instant noodles? ”

"The teacher allowed me to steal his instant noodles, as long as I stole them skillfully and didn't let him find out!

I'm trying to steal, it's a game......

Of course, if you don't get it right, you will be beaten, but it's worth it, the teacher's noodles are really delicious......"

Pang Tong's unassuming saliva began to suck up......

Seeing Kong Ming's face with black lines......

"You've been living like this lately?" Kong Ming was puzzled.

"That's right, it's like a lot! The so-called morning news is that you can die at night!

Tong has been hearing about it all the time these days, and he is willing to be beaten to death! ”

Pang Tongyi looked up at the sky at forty-five degrees, his eyes were full of admiration......

“……”

Kong Ming wanted to say something, but he was speechless......

He wanted to scold in his heart, are you a masochist?

It's a pity that the word masochism hadn't been invented at this time......

"Huang Gong, Brother Kong Mingxian, I don't know what the two of you are doing here in the deep mountains and old forests?"

"A teacher who can make the famous phoenix chick not return for months and serve wholeheartedly must be a master!

Recently, Lao Yu and Xiao Xu visited Shiyuan's traces, and finally found it here! ”

Huang Chengyan stroked his beard, his eyes flashed with a hint of cunning, he was a little angry just now, but after listening to Pang Tong's words, he was full of curiosity about Pang Tong's teacher......

"So you two want to visit your tutor? There are rules for family teachers, and those whose gifts are worth less than 2,000 yuan are gone! ”

After Pang Tong said this, he was about to turn around and leave, he was afraid that he would be too late to go back, and he would be beaten again!

Huang Chengyan and Zhuge Liang felt thunder rolling in the sky above their heads......

How strange is this, the reader clearly marked the price, which is insulting......

However, who are Zhuge Liang and Huang Chengyan!

They are not sour Confucians, they are not pretending to be X literati, they are not sassy people who play with the wind and the moon, they are pursuing real and clever skills!

After some surprise, the more I felt that Pang Tong, the young master, was ...... It's in stock!

"Xianxu, in that case, you go and urge the boy who drives the donkey, hurry up and bring the gifts, and then go to see Mr. ......"

It turned out that he came prepared, Huang Chengyan is a famous old fox......

Zhuge Liang didn't dare to slack off, ran away quickly, and waited for a long time, but when he heard the donkey bell ringing, it was Kong Ming and the boy who drove the donkey together!

"Uncle, the gift has arrived, it should be more than two thousand, right?"

"Mr. Master, should we go......

Kong Ming explored the road in front, the boy led the donkey to follow, and Huang Chengyan walked behind, following the path from which Pang Tong and his teacher came, all the way over......

After walking for a long time, they saw a three-story building with a red roof, the outer wall was painted yellow, it was very majestic, but the style was very strange, and it was not at all any architectural style they had ever seen!

It's not a wooden structure at all, it seems to be made of stone......

The transparent and shiny thing installed on the window seems to be made of water jade......

"Water jade? Such a large piece of flat water jade? How many windows are there? And this window is made of iron? The door is also made of iron? ”

Huang Chengyan was shocked! Kong Ming also looked thoughtful about constipation......

There was a brass lock on the door, and the door was closed so that no one could be seen......

Huang Chengyan sent the boy to look around, and the boy came to report, saying that he saw Pang Shiyuan and a boy cutting down trees......

Of course, Kong Ming understands that the boy in the boy's mouth is Pang Tong's teacher!

That master is too young! It must be a genius of the sky, a person who is born to know, otherwise, how could he let the phoenix chick kneel and lick at such a young age......

Weng and his son-in-law followed the boy again, and heard the young man talking from a distance......

"Look, it's hard for you to break a branch with your hand, right?

Isn't it easy to cut off with an axe?

Isn't it easier to break with this big scissor again?

If you were given a chainsaw, you would think you could go to heaven...... Do you understand? ”

Pang Tong nodded.

"Understood, teacher!"

"Got what?"

"You must be good at using tools, be good at building momentum, and don't work hard......

This axe is a tool, the long handle of this scissors, which is equivalent to the momentum of making, the greater the momentum, the more effortless it will be! ”

"Not bad, not bad! You also understand the force, instrument, and potential you are talking about......

However, what the teacher wants to tell you is not so specific......

But let me tell you, it's the brain that counts!

At the beginning of man, he was all monkeys!

He only knew how to hunt with his minions to make a living, and later he learned how to use wooden sticks, later he learned how to use bows and arrows, fire, and later he also knew how to raise livestock and grow food......

How did this result come about, you know? ”

"Got the tools?"

"!"

Crackling!

The sad Pang Tong received another bamboo stick on his buttocks!

"Come down and cut more bamboo, this thing is also very expensive to beat people, and the cut a few days ago was broken!"