Chapter 338: Five-year-old knows how to read military books?
"Daddy, are you bullying your aunts again?"
"Why! How can aunts bully daddy! ”
"Then why do you always lock your aunt in the room, and you scream so miserably?"
“。。。”
This is the dialogue between Xiaoxing, the king of bear children, and Xuanyuan Hanmo, which makes Xuanyuan Hanmo speechless.
Did he tell her that her father was doing a life movement with her aunts?
Don't say if she can understand, even if she can, he can't say it!
The group of women sitting next to him were laughing so hard that their stomachs hurt.
"It's time for you to feel how powerful your seed is! Hum! ”
Nalan Wanyan covered his stomach, and he didn't have any image at all.
"Mother! Did Daddy beat you last night? In the future, Daddy will beat you, and you can't bear it! Call it out so we can save you. ”
Xiaolu saw that her mother snorted, remembering that Xuanyuan Hanmo pulled her mother into the room last night, and then her mother made a strange hum, and the eldest mother pulled them, not letting them go, and told them that their father was talking about things with their mother.
Nalan Wanyan's expression froze suddenly, it is worthy of being born by herself, and the timing of the dismantling is so good!
This made Nalan Wanyan so embarrassed that he wanted to find a ground.
Or Xiaoxi went out and took her sisters out to play, so that her father and aunts could save face.
"These guys are too mature, aren't they?"
Xuanyuan Hanmo looked at the children playing outside and couldn't help but sigh.
"Alas, it's all your fault for making Xiaoxing habitual! Fortunately, Xiaoxi is sensible, otherwise you will have more headaches! ”
Liu Yun sighed on the side, the second daughter is so skinny, if it wasn't for Liu Yun herself, who gave birth to her, she would be a little bit if this little girl was the wild girl picked up by Xuanyuan Hanmo.
"Mmmm, Xiao Xi is really great! At the age of three, I can read and write, and now I can understand the military books you wrote! ”
Meng Shuang couldn't help but sigh, she also loves to read, so the most in her room is books.
Xiao Xi often went to her to read, and the two of them looked at it all morning, except for sometimes when Meng Shuang went to Xuanyuan Hanmo to spend the night, it was almost rain or shine.
Xuanyuan Hanmo felt that he had heard something incredible, and he understood the book of war? Thirty-six schemes? Or is it some other military book?
"Don't look surprised, this kid can really read the book you wrote!"
Nalan Wanyan also said on the side, she was also surprised by this for a long time, as the only male in Xuanyuan Hanmo at present, Nalan Wanyan paid no less attention to him than Liu Yun, the mother-in-law.
She knew about this Xiaoxi earlier than Liu Yun, so she deliberately asked questions and answers with Xiaoxi for a long time, and finally Nalan Wanyan's eyes widened in surprise.
Then excitedly ran to Liu Yun to learn from the scriptures, how did this child teach? This is a prodigy!
Liu Yun heard Nalan Wanyan, and she, the mother-in-law, knew that her eldest son was already able to read military books, and she was so surprised that she stood up and forgot about Xiaoxing, who was receiving a lesson.
After listening to what Nalan Wanyan and Liu Yun said, Xuanyuan Hanmo frowned, don't be your own baby, right?
"Xiao Xi is not only good at reading, but his muscles and bones are also very suitable for martial arts, and his understanding is stronger than that of you, a father! He learned a technique once he had done it once. ”
Mu Yuanfang broke the news on the side, Nalan Wanyan and Liu Yun didn't know about this!
"Stop! Come one by one! The heart is a little unbearable, what else I don't know, come one by one, take your time! Xiaoyun, I'm afraid we're born a demon! How can he be more genius than my father! ”
These words made all the women present despise him, and their children were better than themselves, and they still disliked them?
"Xiao Xi still reads medical books, I taught him the location of the acupoints of the human body, and he memorized them all.!"
Liu Chan thought for a moment and said worriedly.
"I didn't teach him anything, but he taught me how to play the piano!"
This is what Nalan Lan said, and it also made Nalan cover his head politely, his own sister is too embarrassed, let a child of a few years old teach her back.
However, everyone found a problem, none of them had ever taught Xiaoxi to play the piano!
"That's when he was three years old, I taught! At that time, I just took him and Xiaoxing together and taught him casually. ”
At this time, Xuanyuan Hanmo raised his hand and said in frustration.
Now, Xiaoxi's demonic name is confirmed!
In the hall, the atmosphere became very eerie, and everyone looked at Xiaoxi who was playing with her sister outside.
Xiao Xi outside suddenly felt a heavy sense of pressure, looked up blankly, and saw his father, mother and aunts staring at him, and suddenly felt a chill in his back.
Xuanyuan Hanmo stood up and walked all the way to Xiao Xi, and actually looked at him.
"Moonlight on the bed!"
"Suspected frost on the ground!"
"Get out!"
Xuanyuan Hanmo pursed his lips and cursed, and then turned around and left in disappointment.
Xiao Xi looked at her father suspiciously, this guy is sick again?
The woman in the hall also made Xuanyuan Hanmo, a guy with a hole in his brain, angry.
Children can memorize what you write, why do they still curse!
Nalan Wanyan, who was angry, took the lead in standing up, and ran out angrily to find Xuanyuan Hanmo to settle accounts, and Nalan Lan and Liu Chan also coaxed him together, making trouble and beating him together.
Liu Yun and Meng Shuang were left in the hall, as well as Mu Yuanfang.
"The expression he showed when he turned around just now was real, he was really disappointed, but why?"
Mu Yuanfang said this suddenly, Liu Yun looked at Mu Yuanfang in surprise, she thought that she was the only one who saw it.
"I also saw that he was really disappointed, but it wasn't like he was disappointed in the child, and I didn't understand it."
Liu Yun hugged her chest and said helplessly, her man's brain circuit was too weird to understand.
Meng Shuang sat in a daze, she was the one who really didn't understand anything.
She didn't dare to go to the army that beat her husband, for fear that Xuanyuan Hanmo, the husband, would "poison" her alone.
The first two sisters were dumb, she couldn't guess what they were talking about, did the husband turn around and show any expression?
And why was Xuanyuan Hanmo disappointed?
That's because he sees the adoration in the eyes of the child, and the sentence he answers is not the "standard answer" that is well-informed.
He was disappointed that in this world, he was still the "one".
Just as he looked up and sighed that he was still so "lonely" in this world, a fist hit him!
Xuanyuan Hanmo was fine, but the fist was red.
"Ah, it hurts me! Bastard! How dare you grow such a hard skin! I'll fight! ”
Nalan Wanyan used her little fist to beat Xuanyuan Hanmo desperately, and Xuanyuan Hanmo was confused, what is this for?
Liu Chan, who followed behind, drew out her "weapon"! Three long needles! Straight into Xuanyuan Hanmo's body.
"I say, three beauties, what are you going to do?"
After speaking, Xuanyuan Hanmo fell to the floor paralyzed.
"What? Beat you! Revenge for Xiaoxi! Dare to tease my Xiaoxi! ”