The reason why Guo Dan decided to cling to Wanli's fat leg was because his status was too humble, and at the same time he offended many powerful people, including Li Shouqi, Xing Quan and other cadres.

Although these sons and brothers are not the same as those Yanguan Yushi, they now have a common enemy.

They made it by splashing fecal water, scholars wouldn't do such a thing, and they also ordered people to keep an eye on the neighborhood of Kou's house, as long as the people of the Kou family came out, no matter who it was, they would all be flattened, anyway, it would be righteous to beat the people of the Kou family now.

Today, when they heard that the Three Musketeers had changed their signs, they immediately ordered their men to go down and pour dung water.

A group of doglegs rode in a carriage and quietly came to the door of the Three Musketeers, and when they were about to move, the leader suddenly shouted: "Wait, wait!" ”

His men immediately looked at the leader.

"Did you see that?"

The leader pointed to the plaque.

"See, it's a new one."

"Whoever told you to look at this, you see what is written on it."

"Big brother, we can't read, and you don't know."

“.......。”

What a bunch of rice buckets. The leader waved his hand and said, "Withdraw first, withdraw first." ”

"Withdraw? Why? ”

"I'll tell you, you don't understand either, withdraw, withdraw, withdraw."

They returned to Xing's house.

"Did you splash?"

I saw Xing Quan naked, hugging a disheveled girl, not caring about the bright eyes of his subordinates at all.

"Young master, the villain thinks that new plaque can't be splashed!"

"Why?"

Xing Quan immediately sat up.

The man said, "The plaque has a different name, it's called 'Solo Adulteress.'" ”

"It's even more sloppy to change the name." Xing Quan glared at the man.

"Young master, it's a 'single adulteress'."

"So what?"

"It's yin, it's yin."

Xing Quan frowned and said, "Single prostitute? ”

"Hmm."

"Can you see clearly?"

"The villain sees it very clearly, there will be no mistake, the villain thinks that this is going to be splashed, doesn't that mean that we oppose the Three Musketeers is an obscene place?"

"It's... Is that so? ”

Xing Quan was a little confused, and asked again, "Why is this happening?" ”

The man said: "Could it be that Guo Dan admits defeat?" ”

Admit defeat?

Hehe.

But no one thinks so.

When those Yanguan Yushi learned that the Three Musketeers had changed their names to Shan Lewd, they were so angry that they jumped to their feet, which was simply a naked provocation to them.

The implication is that I am a, so what can you do with me?

How domineering.

If Guo Dan doesn't correct the law on the spot, where is the law and discipline?

This immediately caused an uproar in the DPRK and China.

In the course of that day, dozens of pieces flew to the cabinet.

Shen Shixing, who wants to remain neutral, is also confused, this is simply lawless, unusual, if the cabinet does nothing, then the civil and military of the Manchu Dynasty will boycott the cabinet.

This plaque made the whole court and the central government unite to crusade against the "single prostitute".

The same is true of Shilin and Academies.

They began to put pressure on the imperial court, they stood at the door of Kou's house and scolded for several days, their voices were hoarse, but the other party not only did not admit it, but also intensified and openly provoked, if it were not for the forbidden army guarding inside, they would have rushed in a long time ago.

And Zhang Whale has been silent, because the criticism has the seal of him and Zhang Cheng, his meaning is very simple, Zhang Cheng does not approve, I do not approve, Zhang Cheng was immediately pushed to the cusp.

Why did Guo Dan dare to openly provoke, it was because you covered him, not only did you not take Guo Dan down for questioning, but also sent forbidden troops to protect him, which is really unreasonable.

Zhang Cheng immediately rushed to Kou's house.

"Guo Dan, you come out for our family."

Zhang Cheng stood in the courtyard, his hands on his hips, shouting at the top of his voice.

"Oh, Prime Minister, who made you so angry."

Guo Dan hurriedly walked out of the lobby and said with a concerned face.

"Who else can there be, isn't it you a little boy." Zhang Cheng pointed at Guo Dan and asked, "Let's ask you, did you let you hang the plaque of the single prostitute?" ”

Guo Danzhi nodded and said, "Yes, yes." ”

"You ......."

Zhang Cheng glanced left and right, and said in a low voice: "How did our family tell you in the first place?" Have you forgotten that when you hang that plaque, it can be said that you are lawless, how do you let Your Majesty protect you? ”

Guo smiled lightly: "Isn't Your Majesty sick?" ”

The emperor is sick, and you are so happy? Are you crazy?

Zhang Cheng was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily: "So those people are scolding our family." ”

Guo Dan smiled and said, "Please calm your anger, this is just the beginning." ”

"Just getting started?" Zhang Cheng said angrily: "If you continue like this, you'll be over, hmph, it's just the beginning." ”

But as he spoke, he saw Guo Dan smiling and was not worried at all, and suddenly thought in his heart that this kid had always been clever and should not do such a stupid thing, so he asked, "Is there any mystery in this?" ”

Guo Dan said: "I don't know about the prime minister, I thought at first that the other party would attack me with a devastating momentum, how do I know that they are too polite and polite, and the scolding is not painful, and they haven't started swearing yet, so I am so anxious for them, in order to make them scold more ferociously, I hung the plaque." ”

Zhang Cheng immediately said angrily: "Are you guilty of cheapness?" ”

"Of course not." Guo smiled lightly: "I hope that the prime minister can endure it for a few more days, and let them scold, the more fierce the scolding, the better, you remember every word they scolded, and then I have to let them swallow it all for me." This thing is like this, no matter what the outcome is, it shouldn't be us to clean up the mess, we have to let them clean up on their own, the more they scold now, the more embarrassed they will be, I'm adding to the difficulty for them. ”

So fierce?

Zhang Cheng looked at him suspiciously, with some inexplicable expectations in his heart, if he could really let those officials swallow back the words, then he could still consider it, and said, "How many more days?" ”

"Bear with me a few more days."

"That's fine."

Zhang Cheng said: "Our family will endure it for a few more days, but you have to remember that our family will not last long." ”

"Understood. Thank you for your understanding. ”

Guo Dan bowed his hand, and said: "The prime minister came just in time, there is something I was planning to discuss with the prime minister, recently my neighborhood is not very safe, so much silver is placed here, the risk is a bit big, so, I want to transport some silver to Sanjian, no, the single prostitute is there." ”

"Single... It's not over there.... ”

As soon as the words came out, Zhang Cheng suddenly reacted, this guy wanted to use the forbidden army to protect the single prostitute, nodded and said, "Okay, whatever you want." ”

"Thank you, Prime Minister." Guo Dan said again: "In addition, there is a small favor that needs the help of the internal minister." ”

"What's the little favor?"

"Now no one dares to come to my house, and it is not safe for my family to go out, the food of this family is a problem, can you bring my family's food when you supply the forbidden army food next time, of course, I will give money."

Zhang Cheng was so angry and funny when he heard it, and said: "You kid can't even eat, and you're so arrogant, our family is really convinced." ”

Guo Dan said: "Where, where, the prime minister has won the award, I just want to convince people with obscenity." ”

Zhang Cheng naturally would not refuse this small request, so he sent some more food that night.

After the forbidden army was full, those people pushed the wooden cart back to the palace, because these forbidden soldiers were all from the palace, all of them were from the emperor's side, and the food naturally had to be provided by the palace.

After they walked out of the street, one of the old eunuchs suddenly said to a "little eunuch" beside them, "The carriage is parked at the back of that alley." ”

"Thank you."

The "little eunuch" immediately ran into the alley on the side.

When he came to the back of the alley, sure enough, a carriage stopped there, and he immediately got into the carriage and commanded in a low voice: "Go to Zhu Lizhi's house." ”

The carriage immediately moved.

This "little eunuch" is exactly what Guo Dan is pretending to be, and now there are eyeliner all around the Kou family, and he can only use this method to avoid those eyeliner.

"Whew...!"

Guo Dan, who was sitting in the carriage and swaying gently, let out a sigh of relief, and looked down at the eunuch uniform on his body by the moonlight spilling in from the window, and said depressedly: "It's really a dog, why does it fit so well, I hope this is not in the dark." ”

......

After a meal, the carriage quietly came to the side door of Zhu Lizhi's house.

"Is it Guo Gongzi?"

A person inside the door asked in a whisper.

"It's me, Guo Dan."

"Please come in quickly, my young master has been waiting for his son for a long time."

Guo Dan flashed into the door, and came to the front yard with the subordinate, and when he was about to step into the hall, he saw two subordinates quietly come behind him, and then lifted him high, and a maid immediately changed his shoes.

Guo Dan was really drunk, and he wanted to cry without tears: "I'll change it myself next time, okay?" ”

The maid bowed down and said, "I'm sorry, we just saw that Guo Gongzi didn't change his shoes, so we did this." ”

“.......。”

Guo Dan entered the hall with an embarrassed face.

"You're here!"

Zhu Lizhi glanced at Guo Dan lightly.

Guo Dan said angrily: "I didn't let you wait for a long time." ”

Zhu Lizhi said: "I waited for a few days, but it wasn't too long." ”

If you don't pretend to be forced, you'll die. Guo Dan glared at this cleanliness fetish guy slightly, and said insincerely: "I'm really sorry, I've been reflecting at home for the past few days, why the Three Musketeers have become a single prostitute, to sum up, there is only one point." ”

Zhu Lizhi looked at him curiously.

"It's because we're not realistic enough."

"Drawing is not realistic enough?"

Zhu Lizhi groaned for a moment, suddenly his eyes lit up, and asked, "You mean we want to draw some real things?" ”

Guo Dan said: "I want to use 'real lewdness', which may be more appropriate." ”

Zhu Lizhi said: "But they won't let them draw it, and they won't even let us know." ”

Guo Dan nodded slightly and said, "I'll find a way to do this, alas... If Liu Gongzi is here, it will be even better. ”

As soon as the words fell, I heard a laugh, "I didn't expect you Guo Dan to miss my son." ”

I saw Liu Xin walking out from behind the screen coquettishly.

Guo Dan was pleasantly surprised: "Young Master Liu, why are you here?" ”

Liu Xinmou snorted: "Of course I'm here to collect debts, you promised me that after this matter is over, let me go to the gambling house to have a good time, now do you want to repay the debt?" ”

Of course he didn't come for this, he knew that Zhu Lizhi didn't pull out, so he secretly came to help, don't look at his usual quarrels with Zhu Lizhi, but in fact, his relationship with Zhu Lizhi and Xu Jirong is much deeper than the relationship with his family, because he is a concubine, but he can't get too much family affection at home, and Zhu Lizhi is the same, and Xu Jirong is because of the nine generations of single transmission, and there is no brother around him.

"No, no."

Guo Dan waved his hand again and again, and said with a smile: "I just think it's too enjoyable, it's not enough to reward Liu Gongzi, I plan to go to the casino to charter a seat, this year Liu Gongzi can gamble whenever he wants, win it's yours, lose it's mine." ”

Liu Xinmou's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he said, "Really? ”

"Zhu Gongzi can testify."

"It's a deal."

"It's a deal."

Liu Xinmou's eyes suddenly rolled, and he sighed again: "If only Brother Rong was here at this time, we would all be together." ”

Guo Dan snorted: "Then let's do it." "I thought, this kid is here, it's a bad thing.

Liu Xinmou hurriedly asked, "Why?" ”

"It's ........"

As soon as the words came out, Guo Dan suddenly felt that something was wrong with this guy? With a thought, he said: "Needless to say, of course I also hope that the little uncle is here, after all, our capital is indispensable for both fools, but the little uncle has been passed down for nine generations, and he is my dearest brother, how can I bear to affect him." ”

"Faint."

As soon as the words fell, I heard a choked voice from behind the screen, and I saw Xu Jirong walk out with red eyes, and said emotionally: "Just by virtue of your words, it is not in vain that I risked being kneeled by my grandfather and ran out secretly." ”

"Little uncle, are you here too? Oops, you... You have treated me like this, and it is good for me to be born. Guo Dan said with a touched face.

Xu Jirong stepped forward and said with a pout: "After this incident, you can return the Three Musketeers to me." ”

“......。”

Guo Dan felt that he had been tricked.