582 pretending to be poisoned
As soon as Xiaoyu's words fell in my heart, I suddenly felt something hard in my mouth. Feel it a little with your tongue, and it feels like a small stone?
What the hell is this? Stuffed in my mouth? Is it a treasure used for detoxification?
No matter what, anyway, Xiaoyu's words and the stone that suddenly appeared in my mouth made me feel a little more relieved. At least I now have a solution that can temporarily alleviate the situation at hand. Although I don't know how difficult it is to pretend to be unconscious, and after drinking the poison thrown by this enemy, the stone in my mouth will work~ But since I experienced the trip to the grassland and learned that I was hit by a special poison, I am actually much bolder now than when I first came! At least I don't care about getting hurt or being poisoned again.
It's just that I'm afraid that after I drink that bottle of poison for a while, I will pretend that I will not be able to pass out from the poison! After all, I've never acted...... Do you want to take the opportunity to call for help? Let Yang take out a book like "The Self-cultivation of Actors" first, and make up for my theoretical knowledge temporarily?
And I remembered the words of the 'little aunt' in a comedy sitcom, and a line from a comedy movie: "Because my character is a little naughtier, the underlying line in my heart is - I don't want to die." ”
So~ should I do more 'play'? After drinking the poison, you will also show the subtext in your heart?
When I looked down and pondered for a while about how to behave properly, the man in black on the other side saw me in a daze, and then said to me, "Hey! Don't you kid play tricks? I know how you get in touch with the teacher, hey! Say you, you are not allowed to be in a daze! Either hurry up and take the medicine, or we'll do it later! Feed! Li Hei? Did you hear that? Never mind! No matter, I'll count to three, if you don't do it, we'll do it! ”
The other party's words brought me back to me, who had already deviated from thinking and began to ponder the lines. I glanced up at him, and without saying a word, I looked down and picked up the small porcelain vase on the ground. After pulling the cork from the top, pour it directly into the mouth.
It's not that I don't want to talk and tease this guy in black. It's just that I have a stone in my mouth that I don't know how to put in. So as soon as I speak, the other party must see that there is something in my mouth!
As soon as I picked it up, I poured all the liquid into my mouth. It's just that ~ after this thing was imported, it didn't even touch my tongue and lips, and it was sucked up by the suddenly swirling stones in my mouth...... No wonder I asked Xiaoyu to send me a message and told me to drink this poison boldly with confidence! It turned out that the stone she secretly put in my mouth was able to actively absorb the poison...... And what's even more amazing is that after sucking up the poison, the stone suddenly disappears. It wasn't even a second before a new stone appeared in my mouth again. It's just that this stone is softer and has a more familiar taste......
"Huh! I've drunk it all, is it time to pretend to be unconscious? That~ Should I spin around in place for a circle and a half, and then hold my forehead with one hand and fall to the ground after a 'Jiaohu'~ Or first reprimand the other party with righteous words, and then kneel on the ground in an unyielding posture and then bow my head? Or ......"
I'm still thinking about how I can reflect my 'subtext' from multiple angles. I suddenly felt a small hand appear on my chest out of thin air, and then pressed the red mark on my chest...... I found myself back in time again and back in the mall.
"I'll go! What's the situation? I haven't imagined how to express the subtext of 'unwilling' and 'unyielding', so how can I return to the mall? And ~ duck, what are you doing? I exclaimed, only to realize that the duck was standing in front of me, her left arm pressed against the mark on my chest, but her left hand disappeared along with her wrist.
Seeing me looking here, the duck stuck out her tongue, and then her left hand suddenly appeared out of thin air, and then said to me: "Stinky Li Hei, if you 'do the show' according to your ideas, then you must be a goof!" I'm here to help you! ”
After listening to her words, I realized that the hand that appeared above the mark on my chest out of thin air just now should be the duck's. She was able to take the initiative to send me back to the mall!
It's just, why doesn't this girl believe in my 'acting skills'? I'll have to find a chance to prove it in front of her...... Forehead! Perhaps, when I get home, I will build a studio and come out, and then take a selfie and direct a short film, so that I can show my acting skills and save this girl from underestimating me. And I can also try to see if I can use this way, and then open a movie theater-like occasion in Chang'an City! This thing is definitely going to make money. I didn't expect it before, but it was because although I have a lot of movies in the mall, those that can't be played to people in this era at all! It's going to make them stupid...... And it will be regarded as a monster or cause other trouble!
Therefore, I re-found the script, re-found people from this era to shoot and act, and then broadcast it, it won't cause trouble!
"Hey! You're off topic again! These YY things, you better talk about it when you go home! We're facing tens of thousands of bandits now! The duck probably sensed what I was thinking, so she reminded me.
In other words, I feel more and more unfair now, why can Mandarin Duck and Nie Xiaoqian and Xiaoyu feel my mental activity? And I can't feel them? Doesn't that make me completely deprived of privacy? I'm getting used to it......
Feeling the resentment in my heart again, the duck opened his mouth again and persuaded me and said, "Hey~ Master! Don't feel at a loss. Actually, it's good for you! Wait a long time, and you'll understand! ”
I understand an X! But anyway, I'm getting used to it anyway, and now is really not the time to talk about it.
"Duck, you said that I just crossed back to the mall like this, and it would be okay to keep my body outside! And my snoring, it won't reveal anything! I asked, a little worried.
"Don't worry, the last thing to put in your mouth is your favorite 'dog chewing gum'~ haha~ cough! Put that on you anyway, and you won't be purring. Moreover, Mandarin Duck and I are always watching your body! Don't you feel that the yellow sand of the mandarin ducks has taken the initiative to protect the vital point of your body? You now have a piece of yellow sand hidden in front of your chest! So you can rest assured! Master! The duck said with a wicked grin.