Chapter 216: Anal Fury!
Lunar calendar, May 27.
Longzhou
Recently, Emperor Wenwu was unwell, and some documents uploaded from various places were sent to the courtiers and relatives for review in batches.
But like some key documents and decrees, it was still the Wenwu Emperor who personally issued instructions.
Not only that, the more unwell he was, the worse Emperor Wenwu's temper became!
At this time, whoever dares to overstep a little bit will be unlucky.
Fortunately, at this time, the emperor went to the next place to work, and there was a wall between him and everyone.
In the emperor's office, there must be a toilet, as well as the fragrance of flowers and running water, after all, the toilet official document in Heishui County still raised the emperor's requirements for his own toilet.
Since discovering the advantages of putting a water leak next to the toilet to create sound, the old emperor can't change it.
On this point, Wang Lanling, the director of the dung department, is quite competent.
In the main hall, the minister of the minister, who was processing the report of the officials below, quickly frowned at a document.
After looking at it carefully, he stood up and walked to Jiang Kedi's side opposite.
The rest of the people continue to deal with the documents, this kind of thing is normal, and generally when they encounter a big matter, they will go to the emperor's relatives on the other side to discuss whether to show it to the emperor.
The minister did not ask for the consent of these people, he felt that this official letter could be shown directly to the emperor.
"Director, please give priority to the confidential letter about Heishui County, I received an official letter from the officials of Yunshui County and Lingtong County, Wang Lanling of Heishui County blocked the Heishui River overnight, causing the land of the two counties to be exposed to the flood, and the specific matter still needs to be supplemented by secret agents from all over the country."
Jiang Kedi heard this name, and after recalling it, he remembered that it was the big dung Si Wang Lanling.
As the director of the office, Jiang Kedi is responsible for a lot of things, and the speed of processing documents is not fast, so most of the things are handed over to others to do.
"Quickly mobilize the secret letter from Heishui County!" Jiang Kedi gave instructions to his secretary.
The secretary is a man, the kind who can stand guard for six hours a day and don't go to the bathroom.
Soon the secretary went to the corresponding person in charge to mobilize the documents, and generally determined the batch number of the document according to the place, and there was a special person responsible for the corresponding batch number of the document, not random review.
The matter committed by Wang Lanling is not a trivial matter anywhere, so the secret agents of Heishui County quickly submitted the detailed process of Wang Lanling's scolding of the governor, which is information that must be reported.
After sorting out the information sent by secret agents from all over the country, Jiang Kedi quickly said: "This matter should be reported to the Holy Lord for decision. ”
The main officials between the county seat and the county town scolded each other on the spot, and they almost fought, especially Wang Lanling's tens of thousands of people gathered in his hands, this kind of matter has been raised to a priority level that must be decided by the emperor.
Jiang Kedi took stacks of papers to the office next door.
When he entered, the emperor was standing on the edge of the table, and when he heard the voice, he turned to look at Jiang Kedi.
"What's the matter? Is there another incident in Yanzhou? ”
Jiang Kedi quickly said: "No, there is a problem in Heishui County, Wang Lanling of Heishui County caused trouble, and blocked the river embankment in order to control the water, which caused a big problem in the two counties, and the governor of the county went to him to theorize, and was scolded by Wang Lanling......"
Emperor Wenwu walked to the chair on the side and sat down slowly.
He sat slowly, slowly, slowly feeling the fit of the chair, his pants and his buttocks.
Jiang Kedi handed over several documents to the eunuch and handed them over, there were things written by Wang Lanling himself, as well as reports from Yunshui County and Lingtong County, reports from secret agents, and reports from the state pastor.
Emperor Wenwu first looked at the report of the secret agent.
The agent's report cannot be modified, nor does it represent any position, everything is based on realism.
In the secret agent's report, Wang Lanling impassionedly scolded the county governor who was going to come over to tear down the river embankment for the sake of the people of Heishui County, accusing the other party of being mediocre and incompetent.
The emperor read the reports of Yunshui County and Lingtong County again, and the people here are talking about the harm caused by Wang Lanling's move, Wang Lanling has no respect for his elders, does not respect his parents, has no mouth, arrives late and leaves early all day long, and is corrupt and bribe-taking.
Judging from the unanimous tone of the county guard, the county governor, and the local officials, Wang Lanling has indeed done a heinous thing.
It's just that the emperor pays more attention to the tacit understanding between the county governor and the county guard, who Wang Lanling is, the emperor knows very well, that is a virtuous man with morality, thought and ambition, working diligently all year round, staying in the public house at night, these emperors all know.
These people sued Wang Lanling for the matter of controlling the water, the emperor can understand, but he always slanders him with corruption and bribery and character, is it really that he has been the emperor for decades in vain? !
Emperor Wenwu took a look at the report of the secret agents of Yunshui County, although there was a matter of Wang Lanling in it, but the soldiers who expressed the disaster in Yunshui County were not serious, it was just an ordinary flooding, and more than a dozen people died.
The report of the state pastor is that it is more difficult to deal with both sides now, there is no problem in Heishui County for the time being, and there may be a problem in Yunshui County, so he has sent his subordinates to investigate the matter, and specifically asked the emperor to decide.
"Indecisive." Emperor Wenwu's impression of Yunzhou Mujiang Xinzhi was much worse.
Whether it is dealing with Wang Lanling or maintaining Wang Lanling, there is no difference in the eyes of Emperor Wenwu, but as the pastor of a state, he doesn't even have this bit of decisiveness and courage, what else can he do?
It doesn't matter if he makes a mistake, he is in a position where there are countless means to remedy his mistakes, and the most incompetent thing is to do nothing in order to make mistakes, so that sooner or later he will be controlled by his subordinates.
Didn't Emperor Wenwu make enough mistakes? He is still a steady emperor!
After reading other people's reports, Emperor Wenwu checked Wang Lanling's report and wanted to see what explanation this kid had.
There are people in the court who are easy to do, and some of Wang Lanling's images have been preconceived, and the emperor is more willing to believe Wang Lanling he knows.
However, this kind of thing is also a troublesome thing, in the eyes of Emperor Wenwu, both sides need to back down in this kind of thing, anyway, when the time comes, it will be enough to transfer Wang Lanling to another place to be an official, and reward him with punishment.
Stability is fundamental, no matter how bad it is to fight and kill, it is good to quarrel if you quarrel, and it doesn't matter if you don't fight.
At this time, Emperor Wenwu's mentality was this mentality, and the disaster in the following places was not a big deal in his opinion, and the main problem was the discord between Wang Lanling and his superiors.
However, after reading the report written by Wang Lanling, Emperor Wenwu's face sank.
He directly threw the document in his hand to Jiang Kedi, who was a few meters away, "This kind of thing!" Why didn't the agent tell me earlier?! This group of wine bags and rice bags! It's been more than half a year, and this ...... This group of dog officers! ”
Emperor Wenwu was furious, and those people actually regarded the underground water veins of Yizhou as their own houses, and they also dug holes in the houses to catch fish!
The emperor doesn't know geography and doesn't know exactly which water vein, but it doesn't matter, he thinks it's something that should be respected, and those people are not only disrespectful, but also take fish from the water vein, which must be related to the pimple on his ass in the past few months, causing the dragon qi to leak!
When people are sick, it is easy to worship ghosts and gods, and even if the emperor is not sick, this kind of digging up the water veins and occupying the water veins is a mortal sin!
It's just that it's more serious now!
"Someone! Send Jinyi Wei Murong Qianyu to investigate the matter thoroughly, and if the situation is true, the Kui Shou family will be chopped into meat sauce and fed to the fish! ”
"Let Jiang Xinzhi deal with the affairs of Yunshui County! The governor of Yunshui County is mediocre and incompetent, and he is dismissed and investigated! ”
Maybe because of the anger, there is a little rush below, and something is about to come out of the ass.
The old emperor quickly calmed down and raised the anus.
"Those who have eaten fish in that restaurant in the past six months have all been sent to the dung division to eat for three days!!" He added.
This is just a basic punishment, after Jin Yiwei passed, it was definitely not as simple as a few people who died.
It's not that brutal, it's not that much, it can't make a difference, and it can't calm the emperor's anger.
After Jiang Kedi heard this, he stubbornly said: "Holy Lord, Yunzhou Mu still has the affairs of the state capital to deal with, why don't you send a courtier to deal with this matter?" ”
Emperor Wenwu's gaze was gloomy, "He can't even control what his subordinates do, his eyes and tongue are blinded, what kind of state pastor is he supposed to be?!" From now on, he will be the governor of Yunshui County! ”
Jiang Kedi didn't have the courage to continue persuading, so he respectfully agreed.
After walking out of the office, Jiang Kedi felt that Jiang Xinzhi was a little innocent, but this matter was not a big deal.
But any trivial little thing, as long as it hits the emperor, it is a big thing.
"Yunzhou Mu was killed by Heishui County this time, and when he went to Yunshui County, I didn't know if he would treat that Wang Lanling like that."
Wang Lanling's life is going to be sad, the Dog Emperor has found him a father......