Chapter 72 The fat man's pit couplet

The game goes on, and losing one game doesn't make these arrogant talents take it seriously.

Da Long is strategically located and is richer than many other countries, even if some areas are relatively poor.

This has also created the pride and arrogance of most people, the character of no one in their eyes, and the feeling that all other places are backward barbarians.

The third game is about to begin.

The first two games were all proposed by Xi Chu, and this time Dalong decided to seize the initiative.

"We're a little bit more unpopular this time, couple! This is the most direct and simple test of literary skills. ”

A young man dressed in white stepped forward to make a suggestion.

This proposal has been approved by many talented people, and they have praised it one after another.

And there was no change on Xichu's side, and he didn't seem to be surprised by this result at all.

"Fatty, you go up and kill them!"

Xuanyuan Hanmo instigated Liu Youfu to go up, but Liu Youfu was not instigated at all.

"Why don't you go up, I always encourage me to go up and make a fool of myself, I can't lose this competition today!"

"I can go up, I've been on it a long time ago, it's you who want to be faced, and I won't be allowed to go up!"

Xuanyuan Hanmo looked at Liu Youfu resentfully, and gave Liu Youfu goosebumps.

"Don't look at me like that again! It's not like I won't give it to you! ”

"That's why I'm letting you go! You haven't played again, old rules! I'll give you advice in the back, and you will show off for me! ”

Xuanyuan Hanmo tempted Liu Youfu and made Liu Youfu a little moved.

Don't look at this fat man's honest appearance, in fact, he is a sullen man, the reason why he never appears in the limelight is just that his strength does not allow it.

After some temptation, the fat man stood up under Xuanyuan Hanmo's encouraging eyes.

"I'm coming!"

The "discussion group" of Dalong, who was still discussing who to fight, was frightened by this sentence.

They had been discussing for so long, just to go out and win the game, and now suddenly a fat man came out and shouted at him.

How can this work? In case they lose, their group of talented people will be disgraced and thrown home!

No! This is already your own "home"! It's thrown to grandma's house!

They all scolded and scolded the fat man to stop it, but Xuanyuan Hanmo was willing to do it! It's so hard to coax this fat man to be bold!

What if you give this group of guys who are not successful enough to do more than enough to lose and tell the fat man to retreat?

"Shut up! A group of people talked about it for a long time, but no one went up! There is no general's style at all! Fatty, you leave them alone! ”

For a while, Xuanyuan Hanmo was stunned.

And Liu Youfu also had a little heart to retreat, and broke off Xuanyuan Hanmo.

"Okay, both sides sent representatives, and the game begins."

The host hurriedly came out to host the competition and announced the start, he was really afraid that it would drag on for too long.

What came out of Xichu this time was a middle-aged man with a mole on his face, and he was also the oldest one on Xichu's side.

Originally, he was quite worried, but he was relieved to see that Liu Youfu was on the field.

At a glance, Liu Youfu can see that this fat man is not a reading material, and it is estimated that it will be easy to win.

Liu Youfu has been the best at reading people's faces since he was a child, otherwise he would not have been so big in the royal family.

At this time, I saw that the person opposite looked down on him, and I felt uncomfortable.

"Since the couplet, you have to have a question, seeing that your face is wrinkled and smelly like a thatched pit, it is better to use the topic of the thatched pit!"

Liu Youfu's words came out, which made people who were already worried about Liu Youfu even more uneasy.

Who writes couplets to that filthy place!

The middle-aged man with a "mole" on the opposite side was furious when he heard Liu Youfu compare his face to a pit, but now he has to endure it, and the master behind him is still staring at him!

"Since you have no opinion, it's decided, Shangxiang, let's start, you first or me first?"

Liu Youfu looked calm on the surface, but in fact, he was already panicked in his heart.

Xuanyuan Hanmo touched his chin in the back, he couldn't imagine that this guy would be ruthless directly, Mao Keng? Enough of virtue.

However, Xuanyuan Hanmo also has a bit of a headache, the couplets of the Maokeng!

But Liu Youfu seemed to think of the couplet, and he was confident that he would prepare his pen and ink, and began to write.

Xuanyuan Hanmo was a little curious, why did this guy suddenly open his mind, he was so sure.

Soon, Liu Youfu wrote it, blew it, and when the ink dried, he picked it up and handed it to the host.

Let a man hold the upper link, show it, the audience was quiet for a while, and shouted like an explosion.

Only Xuanyuan Hanmo has a black line, isn't this the couplet he copied from the pit in the old man's yard when he was bored before?

Shanglian "The heroes and heroes of the world are here to bow down and profess their ministers".

The next link "The chaste woman in the world comes in and undresses her skirt".

It's a classic, it's absolute! When did this fat man see it?

Liu Youfu got carried away and walked back and sat down.

"Tell me honestly! When did you see it? I said why are you so calm, it turns out that I have thought about it a long time ago. ”

Liu Youfu smiled.

"Hehe, I went to look for you once, you weren't there, my uncle entertained me, and I happened to have a stomach, so I saw it, and I went home and pasted the pit too."

Xuanyuan Hanmo's whole person is not good, this guy has such a special taste!

"You didn't copy the one in my yard, did you?"

"How dare I enter, what could be better?"

The two laughed, and the middle-aged man opposite blushed and blackened for a while, and struggled to piece together the next link.

But compared with what Liu Youfu had written a long time ago, the more I look at it, the more uncomfortable it becomes.

"Fatty, do you want to be majestic again? Spurted blood. ”

"Not really, right?"

"Don't forget it."

"Yes! How not! You guy's product must be a high-quality product! Hey! ”

Liu Youfu's obscene appearance makes the people on Xichu's side look at it and hate it.

Anyone with a discerning eye can see that this fat man is relying on Xuanyuan Hanmo, the gunman, but there is no evidence.

"In this game, we lost, so we don't have to compare."

Nalan politely stopped the middle-aged man from continuing to compete, she knew from Nalan Lan that Xuanyuan Hanmo was a demon.

Every room in the house, the thatched pit, and the stable, have written a couplet.

The couplet just now is from the Maokeng of Xuanyuan Hanmo's family, and each Maokeng is different!

So since this fat man can write this, it is possible that he knows others, so how can it be compared?

With this guy here, composing poems and writing lyrics couplets can be prepared in advance, and there is no need to compare, and you must choose a project that can't cheat.

Liu Youfu heard the other party admit defeat, and jumped up to celebrate in oblivion.

He's so big, it's the first time he's shown his face like this, and it's the first time he's so happy to make money other than making money.

"Sit down, are you so happy?"

Xuanyuan Hanmo rolled his eyes, he couldn't understand the fat man's thoughts, copying other people's things to win, how could he be so happy?

"You don't understand!"

Liu Youfu returned Xuanyuan Hanmo a roll of his eyes.

A gong sounded, and in the third competition, Dalong won!