Chapter 1: I am half of the emperor!
The flickering red candle lights, the gold-lacquered sandalwood chaise longue, the house dragon opened his eyes in confusion: "Oh... Why is it broken again? I don't remember drinking...! ”
As a famous young wandering artist in the 21st century, House Dragon has wandered almost half of Kyushu.
Until he saw the flying dancing girl, the angry Arhat, and the low-eyed Bodhisattva in the Mogao Grottoes in Dunhuang, the house dragon couldn't help but be intoxicated.
However, when the house dragon opened his eyes again, the whole person was stunned: "My art, where has my art gone?" ”
"Art, what art, what nonsense are you talking about?"
"Master Ma must have drunk too much, let the kitchen hurry up to make sobering soup, don't be stunned, send Master Ma to the wedding room!"
"Princess, princess... Wait a minute... I'm crossing! ”
Only then did House Long react: "There is such a good thing, this artist is going directly to the peak of his life!" ”
Thinking of this, the house dragon suddenly perked up, pushed away a few people who were supporting him like a mountain, and walked forward, and his heart was even more excited:
"I'm the master of the horse, half of the emperor, the princess in his arms, I have a luxury car when I go out, I have fancy clothes at the entrance, art, and I care about T
d What art! ”
"Haha, princess, I'm here!"
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"What's wrong with the horse master today? That's Princess Gaoyang! ”
Fang Dabao fell to the ground, looking at Fang Yiai, who was beaten like chicken blood, his heart was full of puzzlement, didn't the second son say that he didn't want to marry Princess Gaoyang? Why are you so proactive now?
"But it's better to take the initiative, but I heard that Princess Gaoyang is too arrogant, I don't know if the horse master can still eat the bones?" Fang Dabao looked worried!
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Hundreds of red candles, bright flowers, gold lacquer and silver ornaments, carved dragons and phoenixes, house dragons almost burst into tears, what is art, this is called art!
Which of these pieces will not be sold for eighteen million in the Hereafter! This t
D is equivalent to living in an antique house!
Now this is all the property of his house dragon, if this is converted, what Ma Yun, what Jobs, not all are younger brothers!
"Little princess, this horse is coming!"
The house dragon confidently pushed open the door, for him, it was not the door that was pushed open, but the door of happiness in the second half of his house, sesame open door!
Syllable!
But the moment the house dragon pushed open the door, a whip shadow broke through the sky and unceremoniously slapped on the house dragon's ass, and at the same time, a coquettish shout sounded in the house dragon's ears!
"Good for your love, on the day of the wedding, you dare to leave this princess here in the cold, saying, what crime should you be guilty of!"
On the carved nanmu big red bed where the phoenix feathers are entrenched, Princess Gaoyang has already taken off her hijab, her pink face is full of anger, and her eyebrows are upside down.
There was a three-strand cowhide whip in her hand, and just now it was Princess Gaoyang who waved these three cowhide whips and unceremoniously hit the house dragon.
"Shhh
The house dragon suddenly jumped to his feet, the power of these three cowhide whips is really not covered, it is estimated that now the buttocks have swollen a tall beam, but the house dragon can't care about these at the moment, he is like being struck by a thunderbolt!
"Fang Yiai, you say I am called Fang Yiai!"
The house dragon pointed his finger at himself in disbelief, and then pointed to the princess queen on the big bed:
"In that case, you are Princess Gaoyang!"
"Nonsense, it's not this princess, is it still someone else's can't be, bold to leave love, on the wedding night, you dare to get drunk and not wake up, snub this princess, come on, pick off the horse's clothes for me, throw them in the yard, let him reflect and reflect!" Princess Gaoyang is furious!
"Whoa!"
Immediately, four maidservants came up, taking advantage of the house dragon's daze, and took off all the clothes on the house dragon's body, please leave a white single coat!
"What are you doing in a daze, don't throw the colt out of me!"
Princess Gaoyang, with a wave of a small leather whip, several maidservants suddenly couldn't care so much, the four of them pressed the limbs of the house dragon, opened the door, and really threw the house dragon out!
Syllable!
The house dragon fell in the middle of the yard, and his head was still buzzing, as if he had been struck by lightning, and he had just reached the pinnacle of life and fell into the abyss of the underworld, God doesn't need to play with me like this!
If I am the love of the house, the one in the house is not the legendary Princess Gaoyang, then I am not the legendary king of environmental protection, with an endless green grassland!
"Fang Yiai, give this princess a good reflection outside, when will you know that you are wrong, when will you be allowed to wear clothes!"
Gao Yanggong's arrogant voice came from the room.
Fang Yiai looked at the sky blankly, the good horse lord became the king of the grassland, the emperor who said that he was good became squatting outside the wedding room, and the shy little princess who said that he was good became a spicy queen, God, we didn't say that at the beginning!
(God: No, I didn't say, you're mistaken!) )
The house dragon really wants to die at the moment, who has not died in life since ancient times, leaving a good name for generations, there are thousands of ways to leave a name, but he doesn't want to try and accept this way of leaving a name for future generations!
Just when the house dragon was dizzy, a mechanical voice suddenly sounded in his head.
"Drop, congratulations to the host for opening the Shengtang system!"
"Detecting host survival... The host survived successfully! ”
"The system is pairing... Successfully paired with Datang Time! ”
"Current status of the host: Identity: Second son of the Fang family, Tang Dynasty concubine, husband of Princess Gaoyang!"
"Official position: none!"
"Honor: None!"
"Force: Creep Level!"
"Drop, congratulations to the host for opening the first main quest: Model Princess!"
"Mission Level: Nightmare Level!"
"Mission time: 10 years!"
"Quest Completion Level: Level 1: Women of a Good Family, Level 2: Lady Show, Level 3: Little Bird Yiren, Level 4: Baiyi Baishun, Level 5: Model Princess, Hidden Level: Hidden Attributes, Not Open for the Time Being!"
"Task completion reward: Qinqi calligraphy and painting, after completing the relevant task level, you can improve the proficiency of qinqi, calligraphy and painting!"
"Drop, congratulations to the host for opening the second main quest: Marshal of the Tang Dynasty!"
"Mission Level: Hell Level!"
"Mission time: eight years!"
"Mission Introduction: Win Gao Yang's Blood!"
"Mission completion level: First level: Young General, Second level: First Army Commander, Third Level: First Army Commander, Fourth Level: General of Zhenguo, Fifth Level: Tang Marshal!"
"Quest completion reward: Overlord power, after completing the relevant task level, you can gradually obtain overlord power!"
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