Chapter 90 Cheng Bites Jin, take care of your tigress
Empress Changsun served a bowl of soup for Li Er, and said in a complaining tone: "Your Majesty, ladies first, it does not mean that men should let women everywhere, but in some small details, let women politely, such as when meeting, let women go first, when playing cards, let women touch the cards first, this is not to say that men are weak, but to reflect men's politeness and generosity!" ”
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
Li Er started coughing again.
No, no, no!
It's subversive!
Seeing that Li Er didn't speak, Empress Eldest Sun said gently: "Second brother, in fact, the concubine is joking with you, the second brother, as the emperor, takes care of all opportunities every day, so hard, the concubine just gave birth to a few children for the second brother, and the harem is kept in order, it is not worthy of the second brother's concern, why should the lady be given priority, second brother, eat quickly...... The concubine is not worthy, and when the second brother finishes eating, the concubine will eat again. ”
Smack.
Li Er's chopsticks fell to the ground.
Eat?
Eat a fart!
Can anyone tell me what's going on?
Why did the queen who used to be extremely docile suddenly become like this?
If he wanted to change another concubine like this in front of him, he would have been killed a long time ago.
But the eldest grandson queen can't!
He is Li Er's wife!
Don't look at Li Er's age, he lives in Yanjia Hall for twenty-six or seven days every month, and only has a few special days to pamper other concubines.
Between the two, there are not too many etiquette and rules.
But Empress Changsun suddenly shouted a sentence of equality between men and women, which still surprised him.
For a long time, Li Er picked up a plate of dim sum and put it in front of the eldest grandson queen with a confused face: "Guanyin, you come first!" ”
Wow!
Empress Eldest Sun's eyes lit up, and she only felt that her whole body was wrapped in happiness.
She said softly: "The second brother is really good to the concubine, and the concubine is really fortunate to have three lives......"
Li Er: "......"
After eating breakfast, Empress Eldest Sun looked at Li Er with affection, and asked with a shy expression, "Second brother, do you still want it?" ”
Well?
Li Er was stunned for a moment, and said with some embarrassment: "Guanyin, this ...... It's not right, I'm going to review the recitals this morning...... Well, half an hour, do you take it off first or do you take it off first? ”
Ladies first, they have already scared Li Er.
Empress Eldest Sun was confused and asked, "Second brother, what's wrong?" The concubine asked you, do you want to eat some more breakfast? ”
Early?
I thought it was ......
Ahem!
cough cough cough ......
Li Er fled.
……
Fang Xuanling sat alone in the hall, unable to give up.
Mrs. Fang walked in, greeted him, and asked him to go to the backyard for dinner, but he ignored him.
Mrs. Fang spoke to him again.
But he didn't hear it.
Syllable.
Mrs. Fang was immediately unhappy: "The surname is Fang, what do you mean by this?" Why don't you ignore me, are you out there? ”
Fang Xuanling came back to his senses and quickly explained: "Madam, what did you say, in my life, I only married you one, what is the meaning of someone outside, I am not that kind of person." ”
Mrs. Fang frowned: "Then you just look down on us women." ”
"The surname Fang, why do you look down on women?"
"The development of Datang is in the lead, and women are holding up half the sky!"
"Men and women are equal, only the division of labor is different, there is no difference in status, you are discrimination!"
Fang Xuanling's eyes widened suddenly.
This......
What is this?
Fang Xuanling has lived most of his life, but he was stunned when he heard it.
He asked, "Madame, where did you learn this?" ”
Mrs. Fang clasped her hands with a proud face: "Hmph, don't ask about this, tell me, in this world, are men and women equal?" ”
Whether others think so, Fang Xuanling didn't dare to say.
But he absolutely is!
At least in front of Mrs. Fang, he didn't dare to say no.
He nodded hurriedly: "Madam, this is very reasonable. ”
He secretly cursed in his heart, which bastard said this, don't let me know, otherwise I will kill him.
Mrs. Fang said happily: "My husband is the most knowledgeable, in fact, this equality between men and women is that you have me, you have me!" ”
Fang Xuanling thought for a moment, and suddenly widened his eyes: "Madam, why do you have me, I have you, which indecent person said such things?" ”
Mrs. Fang was stunned for a moment, and seemed to have thought of something.
The husband and wife were blushing, they didn't eat, and walked hand in hand to the backyard wing.
……
Qin Qiong was walking in the courtyard.
He fought against Hachiri Lang and not only lost, but was also injured.
Today, the body has almost recovered.
Originally, he was still worried, but he didn't know that His Majesty Li Er would find Chen Chu and defeat Ba Rilang, and in the next two competitions, Chen Chu was there, so it was okay to think about it.
When he got the news, his mood became happy.
The only thing that was depressed was that his wife, who had been going out a lot these days, had not been around him as much as she used to.
Qin Qiong was not happy, so she called her son Qin Huaiyu and asked Qin Huaiyu to find Mrs. Qin.
After a short time, Qin Huaiyu came back, but there was no trace of Mrs. Qin.
"What, what about your mother? Didn't find anyone? Qin Qiong asked.
Qin Huaiyu shook his head: "Dad, my mother is at Uncle Cheng's house, playing mahjong with Aunt Cheng, Aunt Fang and others, she asked me to tell you, the male protagonist is outside the female protagonist, and now, the Yiguo Mansion is well organized by her, and there has been no mess, she also has her own rest time, she also said...... He also said......"
Qin Huaiyu didn't dare to say the latter words.
Qin Qiong said unhappily: "What else did you say?" ”
Qin Huaiyu said: "My mother also said that men and women are equal, so you are allowed to go to Pingkangfang to fool around, and she is not allowed to play mahjong?" ”
Burst!
Qin Qiong almost vomited blood.
What equality between men and women!
Bullshit!
Shouldn't a woman teach her husband and children well and learn three obedience and four virtues?
He looked depressed.
Qin Huaiyu suddenly smiled and said, "Dad, haven't you always wanted to drink with Uncle Fang and them, but unfortunately my mother looked at them too tightly and didn't drink it?" Why don't you take advantage of my mother's absence and have a few drinks? ”
Qin Qiong said with a straight face: "Huaiyu, is Dad that kind of person?" ”
Qin Huaiyu smacked his lips.
Qin Qiong added: "...... Go in the evening and take you with me then. ”
Qin Huaiyu: "......"
……
Tai Chi Temple.
The early dynasty is scattered.
The ministers walked out of the main hall.
Suddenly, a loud roar sounded: "Cheng Biting Jin, you stop me!" ”
Boom.
Everyone's eyes suddenly looked over.
I saw Fang Xuanling angrily grabbing Cheng Biting Jin's sleeve.
Cheng Yanjin looked confused: "Lao Fang, what are you doing?" ”
Fang Xuanling said angrily: "What are you doing, Cheng Zhijie, you go back, discipline your tigress well, don't let her teach anything about equality between men and women when she has nothing to do, I have been tortured by my wife to the point that I can't do it." ”
The surrounding ministers hula hula, gathered around.
Wei Zheng hurriedly asked, "Lord Fang, in this way, what kind of woman can hold up half the sky or something, it came from the Lu Guo Mansion?" ”
Fang Xuanling said: "It's not that there is anyone else in the Lu Guogong Mansion, I finally coaxed my wife, and I learned from her mouth that what equality between men and women is taught by Mrs. Cheng......"
"It turned out to be Mrs. Cheng!"
"Finally caught the culprit!"
"General Cheng, forget it if you can't do it yourself, you can't harm us!"
"We've been miserable by your wife!"
"No wonder my wife and a few concubines ran to the Lu Guogong Mansion twice in three days, it turned out that they were going to study badly."
"General Cheng, please, lock up your tigress, don't let her come out and harm people!"
Cheng Yanjin: "......"
……
(Nine more, change various postures)