Text Chapter 528 Turning back has fallen into the dung pit
Kong Chen followed An Tian into the hall, and saw at a glance that in front of the table, there was a young man in a Taoist uniform.
Holding a brush in his hand, he worked hard to write, and he didn't know what to play again.
The best part is that there is a super beautiful woman standing next to her.
This beauty is quite gorgeous, but it is a little colder, obviously she is wearing a graceful home skirt, but she wears the momentum of a sword fight.
Kong Chen is well-informed.
Such a super beauty, with that cold and glamorous momentum, and since he came in, he didn't look at him once, so he knew that this beauty was from an extraordinary background.
As for this nondescript Taoist priest, although his identity was unknown, Kong Chen immediately concluded that the identity of the Taoist priest was even more outstanding.
Because, the eyes of that super beauty have been staring at the Taoist priest and have never left.
An Tian looked at Yan Qiyi dressed as a Taoist priest, and he was also a little funny, and he didn't know what medicine Yan Qi was selling in his bones.
But seeing that Kong Chen's eyes were fixed on Yan Qi's body and refused to move away, he understood that Yan Qi had successfully attracted Kong Chen's attention.
Hehe, in terms of being funny and eye-catching, I have to say that my eldest brother is the best.
Kong Chen frowned, stared at Yan Qi with his eyes, and asked, "......Who is this?"
An Tiandao: "This Taoist is amazing, he knows astronomy and geography, and the Taoism is extraordinary. I have been entangled in everything these days, and I am overwhelmed, so I specially asked the Taoist master to cast a spell to guide me. ”
Kong Chen smiled, although he was talking to An Tian, but a pair of eyes glanced at Yan Qi, and said solemnly: "I didn't expect An Tongju to have such a hobby, and he actually likes Taoism!" Don't you know that we are deeply protected by the emperor's grace and the evil fire is not invaded, where do we still need the Dao Law? ”
Yan Qi smiled indifferently: "Dao Law, Dao Law, that is morality and law, everything must abide by morality and law, even if it is the emperor and noble, if it is violated, it will be spurned." ”
"This ......"
Kong Chen was stunned, and he had nothing to say for a while.
He didn't believe in mystical learning, and wanted to take the opportunity to ridicule this Taoist priest who pretended to be a ghost, but where did he think that this Taoist priest was sharp-toothed, and he was casually scolded back.
An Tian felt funny when he looked at Kong Chen's embarrassed face, but he couldn't always watch the excitement, so he hurriedly relieved the embarrassment: "Lord Kong Chen, please sit down, I'll make tea for Master Kong." ”
"You don't have to make tea."
Kong Chen took a slap in the face, his face was a little unpleasant, he didn't want to stay longer, and waved his hand: "The matter over there is urgent, and I can't be idle, so I asked Lord An to take the letter of exemption, I signed it, and I have to rush to deal with Di Renfeng." ”
"It's good!"
An Tiandao: "Master Kong, take a break, and wait for me to get the exemption letter." ”
After saying that, An Tian disappeared.
Kong Chen waited left and right, and did not see An Tian come back.
He was too bored, watching this little Taoist priest pretend to be and scribble, and always felt that something was wrong.
Kong Chen paced back and forth, wanting to talk to the little Taoist several times, but the little Taoist ignored him and didn't even raise his head.
But when he watched the little Taoist priest write, he frowned for a while, bared his teeth for a while, and kept shaking his head, his eyes were dim, and he looked very strange, and he couldn't help but be very curious.
This increased his interest.
Especially, when the big beauty on the side saw the words written by the little Taoist, she couldn't help but have beautiful eyes and red lips, as if she had seen something incredible.
The most itching thing is that when the beauty read those words, she subconsciously glanced at Kong Chen.
Turning over and over again like this, Kong Chen's heart seemed to have grass growing in his heart, which was very uncomfortable.
It seems that this word has a lot to do with him.
If you can't see it, it's very uncomfortable to hold it in your heart.
Yan Qi secretly glanced at Kong Chen's anxious look, snickered in his heart, felt that the time was almost ripe, and waved his hand pretendedly.
On the side, the calligraphy and painting landed on the floor in front of the desk.
Kong Chen saw it: Haha, it's a great opportunity.
Yan Qi turned around to get it.
Kong Chen ran over like an arrow and said enthusiastically: "I'll help you." ”
Yan Qi smiled slyly: "How embarrassing is this, let's come!" ”
In fact, this guy didn't even lift his feet.
Kong Chen said enthusiastically: "It's just a gesture, it's just a gesture." ”
Kong Chen glanced at it secretly, only to see that the first sentence above read: "One misstep becomes a thousand hatreds." ”
It's so unlucky.
What does that mean?
Look at the second sentence again: "If you look back, you will fall into the dung pit." ”
Kong Chen couldn't help but laugh.
This sentence is very vulgar, like a joke.
On the calligraphy and painting, a few strokes outline a picture.
A praying mantis is catching cicadas, and the praying mantis is holding a cicada with a very happy expression.
The yellow finch followed, flapping its wings and pouting its lips with a treacherous smile.
"This ......"
"One misstep becomes a thousand years of hatred, and then turn back to fall into the dung pit."
"The praying mantis catches the cicada, the yellow finch is behind, with this painting ......"
Kong Chen looked at the painting, savoring the two sentences, and couldn't help but be stunned.
Seemingly, something touched.
Yan Qi deliberately made Kong Chen stunned for a long time before he said, "Master Kong, what are you thinking?" ”
Kong Chen came back to his senses and asked Yan Qi: "Dao Chief, this calligraphy and painting looks very strange." ”
Yan Qidao: "It's a little weird, it's a gift anyway, it doesn't matter." ”
Kong Chen subconsciously asked, "To whom?" ”
Yan Qi stared at Kong Chen and suddenly smiled: "The painting is destined to be sent to someone, is this calligraphy and painting in the hands of Master Kong?" It shows that this painting is related to Confucius. Let's give it to Master Kong as a meeting gift. ”
Kong Chen was very displeased, put the painting on the table, and said solemnly: "This painting is very unlucky, I can't ask for it, you should give it to someone else." ”
Yan Qi laughed: "I think that Master Kong is very close to the painting, like the praying mantis in this painting." ”
Kong Chen was angry in his heart.
The yellow finch is behind, and what it eats is the praying mantis.
This little Taoist priest said that I am a praying mantis, and I am not going to be eaten.
Kong Chen glared at Yan Qi angrily: "Why did the Taoist say this?" I have no contradiction with you, so why do you have to make me unhappy? ”
Yan Qi stared at Kong Chen: "Seeing that your eyes are cloudy, the Yin Hall is black, and the traitorous door is deep, I'm afraid that soon, a catastrophe will come." It's a pity, it's sad, it's painful. ”
Kong Chen was stunned, and his heart tightened inexplicably.
Not to mention that he is sophisticated, even if he is a fool, he can see that this little Taoist priest is deliberately targeting himself.
He flicked his sleeves and pointed at Yan Qi, thunderously furious: "Who are you?" Why do you want to humiliate me on purpose? ”
"Haha!"
Yan Qi laughed wildly, threw the brush casually, took off his Taoist clothes, flew out of his Taoist hat, gently shook the folding fan, and smiled elegantly at Kong Chen: "In Xia Yanqi, his status is humble and not worth mentioning. But one thing must be made clear. ”
Kong Chen asked, "Which point?" ”
Yan Qi said word by word: "I am Di Renfeng's best friend." ”
Kong Chen suddenly realized: "I finally understand, you are here to be a lobbyist, Antong Judge took me into the Tongju Mansion, where is it to sign some exemption letter, it is obvious that you deliberately led me to meet you." ”
"However, I advise you to die, even though I am not upright, but I also know what is right and wrong. Di people are full of evil, ravaging the people, and they must be eliminated quickly. Yan Qi, do you want to save Di Renfeng? Hmph, I'll tell you bluntly, you're dead. ”
After that, he brushed his sleeves away.
Yan Qi was not in a hurry, and said slowly: "Master Kong really has insight into the world, but you are only half right." ”
Kong Chen had already crossed the threshold with one foot, and when he heard Yan Qi's words, he thought of the strange calligraphy and painting, and his body was like a nail, firmly nailed there.