Chapter 248: If it's a good brother, let him vomit
Liu Xia came to the corner of his mouth, "hahaha" laughed and said, "Go!" Drink it! As soon as the words fell, Qu Tushou on the side shouted: "Don't be cowardly! ”
"Nima, who instigates whose grandson!"
Liu Xia turned his head and glanced at Qu Tushou! Then he turned his head and loosened the pine jade belt and muttered: "Lao Tzu loosen the belt first, and let you see Lao Tzu's massive amount later!" ”
Qu Tushou walked past Liu Xialai, and left a sentence to say: "Don't drink too much, you won't be able to leave tomorrow!" I'm going to send someone to see you off......"
"Hey! Don't think that you are so arrogant when your house is close, Lao Tzu ......" Liu Xia said while chasing Qu Tushou, and soon the two disappeared!
"Big sister! Did you hear that? Brother Liu is going back to Chang'an tomorrow! ”
Li Qing in the house was holding Li Ke's mobile phone, and playing stand-alone games couldn't make her concentrate! Rika nodded and said, "Hmm! Heard it! General Huang left in a hurry, and we didn't have time to buy something for him to take away! This time, Brother Liu is going back to Chang'an, let's buy something for Brother Liu to take away and hand over to the second elder! ”
Li Qing nodded and said, "Hmm! But...... Forget about my father, there is everything in the palace anyway! Just buy something for your in-laws, you must not lose your duty as a daughter-in-law! ”
"Don't worry, eldest sister, I'll go and prepare something now for Brother Liu to bring over!" Li Qing was about to go out as she spoke, but Bai Yurou on the side suddenly grabbed Li Qing, Li Qing looked at Bai Yurou suspiciously, and didn't understand what she was doing with her!
"What's the matter, third sister?"
Bai Yurou said with a smile: "Actually, there is no shortage of anything in the in-laws, even if we bring the whole of Luoyang over, we can't make the in-laws happy!" ”
Li Qing nodded and said, "Well, I understand what you mean, but we can only take these Luoyang things!" We don't have anything else, so we can't bring nothing, right? ”
"Does the third sister have any ideas? Speak up and let your sisters hear it! Rika said thoughtfully, always feeling that Yurou might have different ideas from them!
Bai Yurou asked mysteriously, "Hehe! Eldest sister, second sister! Why did Brother Liu come to Luoyang? ”
Li Qing said: "Naturally, I came to visit our husband!" It's not a secret, why is it so mysterious? Pear Blossom didn't speak, but her thoughts were the same as Li Qing's!
Bai Yurou nodded with a smile, and asked again, "Then whose life did Brother Liu take?" ”
Li Qing was stunned and said, "Whose life did you take?!" This...... I didn't receive the order, but I was entrusted by my in-laws! ”
"I understand what you mean, the main reason is that my in-laws haven't seen my husband for a long time, so I asked Brother Liu to come to visit!" Pear Blossom said it in a word, and after finishing speaking, she looked at Bai Yurou next to her, and told her to smile and know that her idea was correct!
"Huh?! What do you mean...... Let your husband go back? Li Qing said in surprise, now Li Keke is really not good to go back, the main reason is that this road is dangerous! The pear blossom is also about to be in pot, and it is indeed a little inappropriate to go at this time!
"No, no, no! One of the in-laws wants to see how our husband is doing, and the other is that the in-laws miss their grandson! Do you remember that hand of your husband...... Can I draw inside my phone? If you take a picture of our family, and then ask Brother Liu to go back with his mobile phone and give it to his in-laws......"
After listening to Bai Yurou's words, everyone immediately felt that this method was very good!
Bai Yurou clapped her palms and said, "Just do it, I'll go find my husband!" The eldest sister and the second sister are waiting here! As she said, Bai Yurou ran directly outside!
"Hey......"
Pear Blossom was about to say something, but Bai Yurou ran away without a trace! Lihua shook her head and said to Li Qing, "Second sister! Look at the third sister's temperament, it doesn't look like a boss with a store at all! ”
"Haha! The third sister is like this, I really like the character I want to do! After Li Qing finished speaking with a smile, Lihua was stunned for a moment, and thought: The two of you have similar personalities, one is a princess and the other is the owner of the shop, and you are still rolling on the ground like children...... Unheard of!
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"Lao Li! You drink! You patronized the two of us to drink, why don't you drink it? What's the matter, we don't have deep feelings, right? ”
Lao Liu looked at the wine bottle next to Li Ke, and at this time, there was more than half of the wine bottle next to Li Ke! And in the wine bottle next to me, the wine has bottomed out! This discovery made Liu Xia suddenly dissatisfied, especially the nonsense Li Ke said!
"Feelings are deep and boring, it is food essence, the more you drink, the younger you are......" these words, Liu Xia has never heard of them! It's just a scoundrel's way of drinking, drinking so little yourself!
"Shock! He said that! Of course, our buddies' feelings are very deep, I'm not here to let Brother Liu drink well, right? Honestly, I'm a drinker...... Not much! "Li Ke said that I didn't drink it all for you to drink, and I don't have much wine myself, I'm afraid you won't have a chance if you don't drink it!
Qu Tushou muttered, "Huh?! Why am I so reluctant to believe what you say? ”
Li Ke hurriedly said: "What Lao Tzu said is true, if you don't cherish these bottles of wine, I'm afraid you won't be able to drink it in the future!" And this wine didn't come out of nowhere! That's to choose the year, month and day...... Coupled with fasting for seven days of bathing and changing clothes, you have to wait for the feng shui plating to find a good position! It will take another 180 years to get this wine, do you think this wine is precious? ”
"Uh...... This ......"
Liu Xialai and Qu Tushou looked at Li Ke with wide eyes, and when they heard what he said so powerful, they suddenly felt that what they were holding in their hands was not wine, but immortal wine!
"You're not going to lie to us, are you? Why haven't I heard of it? Qu Tushou asked in confusion, and Liu Xialai on the side said thoughtfully: "Don't say it!" It's really possible! Zimu's goods are ......"
As soon as Li Ke heard Liu Xia come and scolded himself unconsciously, he hurriedly reminded: "Hey, hey! After all! Someone else attacked! The reason for reminding him is that Li Ke doesn't want Liu Xia to take scolding himself as a mantra!
Hearing Li Ke interrupt himself, Liu Xia glanced at Li Ke, and then said to Qu Tushou mysteriously: "Listen! Zimu always speaks like a poem, and sometimes it is strange that he doesn't understand it! However, there are many magical things in Zimu, and none of them are acceptable to us......"
Qu Tushou nodded, and said thoughtfully: "If you say that...... Can't we drink this wine the way we used to? Do you want to be like Lao Li slowly? ”
"That's right! This can only be tasted, not filled! Can't be poured like the ones we drank before! Although I still haven't tasted whether this wine is good or bad...... I always feel that this wine is too sweet...... "The more Liu Xia talked, the more he felt that there was a problem, and turned his head to Li Ke and asked, "Zimu!" Is there something wrong with this wine? Why isn't it as good as the previous wine? What about the wine before? ”
When Li Ke heard this, he said in his heart: Okay! You have almost drunk all of these five mothers' liquid, how can you still have a whole bottle of stock?
"And half a bottle! Do you want it? ”
"Half a bottle? Holy! There are ...... you don't take out."
Liu Xia came to scold and stretched out his hand and said: "Take it out, half a bottle is better than this thing xo, sweet and spicy chicken ......"
"It's not cheap, but I've brought it from my travels! But their favorite drink, don't regret it! Li Ke said as he took out the half bottle of Wu Niang liquid!
"Huh?! You're not authentic! The wine is still hidden on the body, what's the matter? Are you trying to steal it yourself? Qu Tushou jokingly talked about Li Ke, and he was also puzzled about where Li Ke took out the wine! I've been with Li Ke before, and I haven't seen him take wine!
Liu Xia came to know that Li Ke had a secret, but he didn't know this secret, which means that this secret can't be told to others! was afraid that even his own wife didn't say it clearly, Liu Xia hurriedly covered for Li Ke and said, "Hey! Lao Qu! Don't ask about this, anything can happen to Zimu, if you ask one by one, you're afraid you won't be able to finish asking tomorrow! ”
Qu Tushou asked thoughtfully, "Do you know this secret?" Qu Tushou said this also to see if Li Ke told Liu Xialai this secret, if he told Liu Xialai but didn't tell himself, it means that he is not so important in Li Ke's heart, at least not as important as Liu Xialai!
"Why can't you understand Lao Tzu's words? It's all said that this is Li Ke's secret! Secret! Since it's a secret, can you talk nonsense? Lao Tzu definitely doesn't know! ”
Liu Xia was quite speechless and scolded Qu Tushou, and Qu Tushou was embarrassed! Seeing this, Li Ke said: "Actually, it's not a secret, I opened the last bottle of Wuniang liquid before General Huang left, but General Huang wanted to go back to Chang'an, and he didn't finish drinking it because of the long journey!" I put it on my body and forgot about it when I got busy! ”
"Oooh...... That's it! ”
Although Qu Tushou said so, he didn't fully believe Li Ke's words! After all, what Li Ke said is simply untenable, and he forgot to hang a bottle of wine on his body all day long? What about being stupid?
"Come, come, come! What are you talking about? Let's drink ......" Before Li Ke finished speaking, there was a knock on the door outside! The three of them were attracted by the knock on the door, and Li Ke frowned and said, "Come in!" ”
The door was opened, and it was none other than the servant of the house! Li Ke said unhappily: "What's wrong? ”
The servant said nervously: "Slave and maid meet your lord!" Please forgive me, the slave was ordered by the third lady to call your lord! ”
Li Ke frowned and said, "Huh? Yurou? What did the third lady call you to come to the official? "I thought: What happened? It shouldn't be! Although there are half fewer guards in this mansion, the strength is there!
The servant said: "The third lady said: First of all, I will say sorry to Qu Guogong and Lord Liu, because there is something important to discuss with the adult, let the adult go to the eldest lady's room alone!" ”
"Hmmm! Go down! ”
After letting his subordinates retreat, Li Ke said suspiciously: "What are these three people doing?" Don't you know that this official wants to banquet friends? There are really no rules, and you will be severely punished when you go back! ”
It's good that Li Ke didn't say this, but as soon as he said this, Liu Xia on the side pouted and said, "Okay!" I still don't know about the relationship between your husband and wife, don't say those useless words, go quickly! ”
"Yes! If there is nothing important, I guess I won't come to talk to you at this time! Go for it! If it's not easy to solve, what about us! Qu Tushou said with a smile on his face!
"Huh! Brothers drink first, I'll go and go back! Hey! Li Ke was also embarrassed, and walked out with a smile!
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"Squeak Chrome~"
The door was opened, and Rika and the other three girls looked over together! After seeing that it was Li Ke, Li Qing hurriedly smiled and said, "Husband, you ...... Hmm~ What a big smell of wine! Sigh~"
Li Ke came in and sat on the stool and said, "Okay! Seeing that you don't have anything important, let's talk about it! What's the matter? ”
Lihua covered her mouth and said: "It's such a husband, this time Brother Liu is going back to Chang'an, and we haven't been back for a long time, thinking about asking Brother Liu to bring something back to my mother and father!" ”
"Oops!"
Li Ke covered his forehead and said angrily: "What you said is right, it should be so!" I, who is a son, don't have the heart to be a daughter-in-law like you, it's really unfilial! ”
"Don't say that, husband, I'm too busy on fair days! You can't afford to be distracted, and this time we're ready! As she spoke, Pear Blossom glanced at Li Qing and Bai Yurou beside her, and the two smiled and didn't speak!
Li Ke was stunned and said, "Ready?" What do you prepare? Besides, my mother and father don't lack anything, and if you want to send it, you may not be able to get the satisfaction of your mother and father! ”
"Hahaha! We have already thought of this matter, and now it has been solved perfectly, just waiting for my husband to say something! ”
After Li Qing finished speaking with a smile, Bai Yurou also said, "Yes! My husband will definitely agree! Li Ke was confused when he heard this, and turned his head to look at Pear Blossom, who didn't speak, just smiled at Li Ke!
"You've already discussed it, and you've decided it! Don't ask me, we are a family, and the decision you made also means that it was my Li Ke who made the decision! ”
After Li Ke finished speaking seriously, the three girls looked at each other and smiled, Li Qing said: "We know what my husband means, but my husband, as the head of the family, must be approved by my husband!" My husband respects us, and we naturally have to respect our husband! ”
"I agree with what the second sister said about this, this must be done!" Pear Blossom also agreed with Li Qing's approach, and Bai Yurou raised her hand with a smile, no need to ask her, naturally it was the same as Pear Blossom and Li Qing!
"Okay! Good! ”
Li Ke smiled helplessly, and asked again: "Then you can talk about it!" What are you preparing? ”
Bai Yurou said: "That's the case, we're going to ......"
After listening to Bai Yurou's preparation, Li Ke smiled and praised: "Your idea is really good, and I'm glad that you can have such an idea, but have you ever thought about it!" Mom and Dad haven't seen this phone and won't use it! How do you turn on the second old phone? ”
"This ......"
The third girl was silent for a moment, thinking: Yes! What can I do? Bai Yurou hurriedly said, "Why don't you ...... Husband, you wrote down the use of your phone on a piece of paper? ”
"Hmmm! It's a real way to do it, but! Will the second elder be frightened by this unseen thing, have you ever thought about it? ”
Bai Yurou frowned and said, "Won't it?" There's nothing to be afraid of, is there? I wasn't scared when I watched it! Bai Yurou and Li Ke's conversation made Li Qing suddenly embarrassed, she thought of the first time she saw her mobile phone before, she was shocked!
"You're not scared, that's because you've had someone try it before, Haru...... Well? Qing'er, what do you do? As Li Ke spoke, he suddenly saw Li Qing leaning behind Lihua, so he asked her what she was doing!
Li Qing knew that she had been discovered, so she simply said indifferently: "Huh? I...... I'm fine! Hehe! However, Li Qing's big red face can't escape Li Ke's fiery eyes!
"Nothing?! So what are you blushing about? Do you think your husband said you saw your phone before?! Feel relieved! My husband would never say that when you saw your phone for the first time, you were so scared that you almost fainted......" Li Ke's words made Li Qing suddenly angry, only to see Li Qing suddenly run towards Li Ke, and said angrily: "Shut up!" ”
Li Ke not only did not dodge, but instead met him, directly dodging Li Qing's hand that grabbed him! Then he stretched out his hand to stop Li Qing's waist and turned on the spot, and after stopping, Li Ke said, "Okay!" There are no outsiders here! ”
"If there are no outsiders, then it can't be said!" Li Qing pouted, stared at Li Ke with beautiful eyes and said angrily! Li Ke smiled and touched her head! As a result, he was beaten by Li Qing!
Rika said, "Husband! So what do you say to do? We listen to you! ”
"Tomorrow we'll take a family photo, and then I'll set the family photo as a wallpaper! Then, we're making a little video, and I'll write down the specific how-to on a piece of paper! Let Liu Xia come and go and hand it over to his father, that's it! When Li Ke said this, his arms were still holding Li Qing in his arms, and he didn't have the slightest intention of putting her down!
Rika said, "But...... Didn't my husband say that this would shock my father? Why do you want to do this again? ”
"With Liu Xia here, there must be no big deal! Rest assured! Let my dad see it first, and then let my mother see it! "There is no problem with the way Li Ke does this, women generally think more, and they are emotional animals! And men are different, men are rational animals!
If a man and a woman go shopping together, the man will buy what he lacks, and he will go back after buying! And women are not like this, women are shopping for what is lacking, and continue to shop after buying! Women generally think about the moment, while men think more long-term!
Li Qing nodded in Li Ke's arms and said, "Mmmm! It seems that this is the only way to go! Lihua suddenly said: "Husband, pay attention, Brother Liu will go back tomorrow and take our mobile phone back, don't let him drink too much, forget or lose his mobile phone!" That's not good! ”
"Don't worry! The amount of alcohol in this product is good, and I've already limited the amount of alcohol for him today! ”
After Li Ke nodded and finished speaking, he said, "Okay! Brother Liu and Lao Qu are still drinking, I want to go back and look at it, don't let these two drink too much! ”
Rika said, "Uh-huh! Husband, you also have to pay attention to your body, don't drink too much! If you want to drink, let Grandpa Qu drink more! ”
Bai Yurou followed the trend and said: "Yes! Let him drink! ”
Li Qing was not afraid at all and said: "Let him drink enough, hahaha!" Let him be scared, dare to bully the man of this princess, and look for death! ”
"Huh?! I rub! How does this feel like I'm a little white face? Li Ke scolded and said to himself, this naturally couldn't be hidden from Li Qing in his arms, Li Qing asked suspiciously: "What is a little white face?" ”
"Nothing! Rest quickly! After Li Ke finished speaking, he sent Li Qing and walked out!
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At this time, Qu Tushou was already very annoyed by waiting, but he was because of the sentence of the subordinates in Li Ke's mansion, "The third lady asked the adults to go to the eldest lady's room, and there are important matters to discuss", Qu Tushou frowned and said, "There won't be an accident, right?" Why hasn't Lao Li come yet? ”
"Huh?!"
When Qu Tushou said this, Liu Xialai's heart tightened suddenly, and he said with a solemn face: "Shouldn't it?" There are a lot of guards guarding this Li Mansion, what can go wrong? ”
"Would you like to check it out?" Qu Tushou asked Liu Xia with some indecision, Liu Xialai's mood at this time was similar to Qu Tushou's, and when he heard him ask himself, he frowned and said: "Let's ask the people in the house first, after all, Li Ke went to his wife's room, and it's really inappropriate for us to go directly!" ”
Qu Tushou nodded and said, "This is in the ......" Before the word was finished, the door was opened with a "bang"! I saw Li Ke staggering in and said, "Drink...... Keep drinking! ”
Seeing Li Ke's appearance, Qu Tushou was so shocked that he almost didn't bite his tongue and said, "! Is this drunk? ”
"Huh?! No way...... Doesn't that look like how much he drinks? I remember that Zimu drank until he vomited when he drank before......" Liu Xialai's words made Li Ke speechless for a moment, and said in his heart: You are really Nyima, my good brother! !
Liu Xialai hurriedly walked over to support Li Ke, and just as Li Ke was swaying for his previous thoughts, Liu Xialai suddenly said: "Hurry up, hurry up!" Let him have another drink! ”
"What the hell? ! ”
Li Ke couldn't pretend anymore, and thought: Liu Xia came here to learn how fierce, like a parrot! He has learned all the mantras he has said, so learn the past! I just don't need it yet!
This is the words of a large province in the north that can drink! Meaning: I drank too much yesterday, and I don't want to drink today! Then drink some, it will be more violent!
There is no scientific basis for this, it is mainly a reason for the people in the wine field to persuade people to drink! You have to be careful when you meet this kind of person, this may not be a good person! Who would advise you to drink until you vomit?
"Huh?! I'm Nima! You pretend?! After Liu Xia came to find out, he hugged Li Ke tightly, turned his head to Qu Tushou and said, "Quick! Take the wine! Today we must let our good brother Mu spit it out......"
Qu Tushou reached out violently and grabbed the xo who was not drinking on the table and said, "Okay! ”
Li Ke's face changed, and he muttered, "Wo Ri ......"