Chapter 298: "King of Destruction" and "Tough Guy"
The stone monument of the corpse rose from the ground, and the big red characters were like blood.
The stele stands on the ground between the two sides, declaring sovereignty and declaring war on the Western Regions.
The people of the Western Regions were angry, but they were also intimidated.
The corpses on this stele were obviously all the soldiers they had sent out, and they could not pull up the team to take revenge in a short time.
The Western Regions are quiet, but the Western Chu Palace is not quiet.
Xuanyuan Hanmo brought Liu Yun to Xichu, but he didn't bring it and didn't give it up, and now he didn't give up and ran over.
And obviously with a little temper, he first demolished a door when he came in, and then he stained Xuanyuan Hanmo for a long time, probably meaning that he was scolding Xuanyuan Hanmo for being unrighteous or something.
Xuanyuan Hanmo, who was in a loss, hurriedly made a big leg of lamb to "invite" it to eat, and had to massage it before he was willing to forgive him.
With such a crispy leg of lamb, the fragrance must have spread far and wide.
Brother Pingtou, who has always been the "first brother" of this palace, smelled this fragrance and followed the smell to find it.
In this way, the king of demolition and destruction met for the first time, and the big and small eyes looked at each other, and even Xuanyuan Hanmo could feel sparks in the air.
Without warning, Brother Pingtou rushed to the big leg of lamb in front of him, trying to snatch the leg of lamb.
But without giving up one front paw, he pressed the leg of mutton, bared his teeth and snorted, and there was a rare posture that only appeared when fighting.
Seeing that the big leg of lamb was suppressed and intimidated, Brother Pingtou was also angry, and he grinned at the behemoth's refusal to give up.
After not giving up and getting Brother Pingtou's "response", he leaned down and made preparations for the attack, and Brother Pingtou also straightened up and made an attack.
Xuanyuan Hanmo on the side moved a chair and waited to watch the two fight.
The sound of the melon seed shell biting open sounded, and Brother Pingtou rushed towards the other party.
Don't give up the big size.,It's also very agile.,But you can't bite the flat-headed brother.γ
The flathead is small, but he has a faster speed than Bu Dao, but his attacks are even more incomprehensible.
An assassin who can't break the defense, no matter how fast he is, it's useless! A fighter who can't hit the enemy, no matter how high the attack is, is useless.
Looking at these two goods, Xuanyuan Hanmo was even less worried, just waiting for which of them had no physical strength first.
The movement of this "wolf and rat fight" is so big, it has already alarmed the children in the side hall.
Where have these children seen such a sensual fight? Everyone ran to Xuanyuan Hanmo's side and sat on the ground to watch the "play".
Then this group of children will cheer when they see the excitement, and they will also exclaim when they see the thrill.
"Why did these two guys fight?"
A voice came, Mu Yuanfang was the first to arrive, and then Nalan Wanyan said that they also arrived.
Xuanyuan Hanmo knew how to do it very well, and quickly moved four chairs over.
"And where are you sitting?"
Nalan Lan asked curiously.
Xuanyuan Hanmo picked her up, and then sat down in Nalan Lan's place.
"Just wait for any of you to speak first, or Xiaolan's heart aches for me, come! Kiss one! β
"Death! There's a kid here! β
Nalan Lan shyly pushed away Xuanyuan Hanmo's pig-like head.
"Big brother! Don't worry, we can't see it! β
The crowd was in a hurry.
Nalan said that they rolled their eyes, this man is a scourge, and he can bring a group of people with him wherever he goes.
This group of children has been playing with this guy for a few days, and has changed from a pure little white flower to an old fritter now.
Any joke can be said with an open mouth, and asking questions can make people speechless.
The most excessive thing is that this guy actually teaches girls to be tougher than boys! Jokes are no longer a thing, and meat jokes can only make them laugh.
Shy? That's in the past.
For this, Nalan Wanyan said that they were angry and pressed Xuanyuan Hanmo for a long time.
Xuanyuan Hanmo explained that only in this way would these girls not be deceived by scumbags when they grow up.
Nalan looked down at Xuanyuan Hanmo and said resentfully: "You just say the biggest scumbag." β
Xuanyuan Hanmo could only smirk.
The battle of not giving up on Brother Heping is coming to an end, and these two guys are tired, but they are unwilling to admit defeat and still hold on.
Brother Pingtou is obviously a disadvantage, he has already been injured, and it is estimated that if he continues to fight, he will die in his mouth if he does not give up.
"Stop them! If you fight any longer, you will die. β
Nalan Lan shook Xuanyuan Hanmo, her ass rubbing against Xuanyuan Hanmo's legs.
"Okay, kiss me, I'll go and save that guy who lacks roots."
Nalan Lan kissed without thinking about it, anyway, they are so familiar, it's okay! It's not that I haven't kissed!
Xuanyuan Hanmo ran between the two goods with Nalan Lan in his arms.
"Phew! Stop it! How about giving me a face, shaking hands and making peace? β
"Occasional dirt!" (Don't give!) οΌ
"Shhhh (Dreaming!) οΌ
Both of them have bared teeth and look like they don't die.
Xuanyuan Hanmo, who felt very faceless, stopped drying, sent Nalan Lan back, dismantled a chair, took a wooden stick, and ran to the middle again.
"Be bold! Dare not give me face! If you don't give me face, you don't give me face! If you don't give my lady face, you look down on me! Today I'm going to beat you up on behalf of the sun! β
The wooden stick first hit and didn't give up, and it hurt so much that it didn't give up and whined, and then it hit the flat-headed brother, and he hissed in pain.
So it was just a grievance with Brother Pingtou, but it became a grievance between the three of them.
It's just that they are fighting, and they have become non-abandoned, and they join forces with Brother Pingtou to attack Xuanyuan Hanmo.
In the end, Xuanyuan Hanmo's clothes were all rotten, and he didn't give up and admit defeat on the ground, and Brother Pingtou still wanted to stand up, but after seeing Xuanyuan Hanmo's terrifying momentum, he also obediently lay down.
"Humph! Sample! Isn't it just a leg of mutton! Isn't it enough to have one for one person? It's not that I can't afford to eat you! β
Xuanyuan Hanmo triumphantly returned to the "audience".
"How! Your father-in-law, I'm amazing! β
"Awesome!"
Nalan said that they saw Xuanyuan Hanmo's embarrassed appearance and responded in unison.
Their father-in-law is very responsible when he is mature, but when he is naΓ―ve, he is a bear child!
Xuanyuan Hanmo was even happier, and ordered someone to send one more big leg of mutton, and then went back to the room to take a shower and change clothes.
Don't give up biting its big leg of lamb to Brother Pingtou, Brother Pingtou excitedly hugged the leg of lamb, but it found that it couldn't take it away! Hissing with excitement.
The flat-headed sister-in-law in the cave also ran out, and patted the flat-headed brother on the head and hissed to teach it a lesson.
But the flat-headed brother still pushed the big leg of lamb to the flat-headed sister-in-law.
The flat-headed sister-in-law bit her mouth, and then screamed. Brother Pingtou also went over to eat together.
Lying next to them and watching quietly, the picture becomes very warm, just like a big brother watching his little brother and his wife eat.
"Sisters, I found that our domestic animals are so spiritual!"
Nalan Lan said in amazement.
"You just found out!"
Nalan Wanyan and Liu Yun glanced at each other and said in unison.