Sure enough, it can't be touched, it can't be moved, and it can't be killed!

Wang Li smiled bitterly, stepped forward to pick up the Zhongxing sword, silently inserted it into the scabbard, and stepped forward to check the head: "Brother, aren't you accompanying your aunt in Kyoto?" What are you doing here? ”

"Deyu, why are you embarrassed to do it after being so affectionate?" Huangfu Jianshou laughed, saw that Wang Li was stunned when he heard the words, and wanted to clench his fists again, and pulled Wang Li aside, "Come on, don't engage in those vain things, the foolish brother knows that you are impatient with those, and you have to compare with the foolish brother, otherwise the foolish brother will not pretend to be a ghost all day long, and he will be a fool!" ”

Belch? It's been a long time, and the best of your feelings is not innate, just to save trouble! Wang Li's muscles were rising, and a black line was drawn from his forehead to the corner of his eye.

Seeing that Wang Li's eyebrows were about to wrinkle into eight characters, Huangfu Jianshou rolled his eyes: "Don't you think it's incredible, the son of Huangfu Yizhen, a famous general of the Han Dynasty, is actually this ghost virtue?" Don't explain, explanation is a cover-up, and a cover-up is making up a story. Although the swordsmanship of the foolish brother is a little weaker to you, these eyes are polished clearly! ”

Hey, this uncle can be a little more thunderous!

Wang Li touched his forehead and looked at Huangfu Jianshou with a smile: "Brother, I didn't plan to explain my little brother, I just want to say that you are also Tai Chi like this!" ”

"That's right! This is like the good man who dares to act and is so angry that your old father-in-law jumps to his feet! Huangfu Song slapped Wang Li on the shoulder, Wang Li, who was in pain, gritted his teeth, laughed and continued, "In the past, when you were in Beijing, it was when Brother Fool went out, and he couldn't meet for a while, today is the first time we have met, Brother Fool has a few words to say to you!" ”

Seeing that Huangfu Jianshou suddenly became serious, Wang Li was a little uncomfortable, and it took a while to react, and he arched his hand and said, "Please also ask my brother to command!" ”

Huangfu Jianshou nodded and continued: "My Huangfu family is a family of generals, Ling'er is the sister of the foolish brother, and naturally inherits the style of the Huangfu family.

Hearing that you Wen Taowu has the people in mind, he can not only impress my family's little fierce horse, but also dare to contradict your future uncle without changing his face, he is really a rare good man, and Brother Li is also convinced when he talks about you, so the foolish brother is only tempted to rush from Luoyang to Xindu to meet you for a while. ”

Speaking of this, Huangfu Jianshou couldn't stop laughing again: "The old man said everything at home, always saying that no one dared to disobey him, but now the son-in-law he fancied was confronted in front of him, the foolish brother really wanted to see the old man's expression at that time, it must be very exciting." ”

Wonderful?

Did this eldest brother come to see his sister-in-law, or did he want me to tell him another story about how he once confronted his old man in person! What's wrong? Do you know how much trouble you have caused me at this moment, should I have you roasted on the fire or should I kill you?

Wang Li glanced at Huangfu Jianshou, who had already suppressed his laughter, looked at Wang Li with relief, and said solemnly: "Brother Fool knows that you are a person with a good idea, so you don't have to care too much about Brother Fool." Now that the Han Dynasty is in turmoil, there are jackals in charge, and fierce beasts outside, and you are not the only one who wants to make up your mind.

In the past, when the foolish brother was in Luoyang, he heard His Majesty's absurdity and unruliness in the neighborhood, such as the amusement of the inner court, such as the affairs of merchants in the palace. But after all, it is about His Majesty, and the three of them become tigers

The foolish brother also knows that he has two skins in his mouth, and he changes his mind as he says, so he didn't believe it at first.

But my old man and your second uncle taught me to wait and read ten thousand books than to travel ten thousand miles; It is better to travel thousands of miles than to read countless people. So I went out with your eldest brother Wang Xingzhi to visit various places in Sizhou to meet passers-by, and only then did I know that the people were suffering, and the rumors in the palace could not be faked.

My emperor's family is loyal to such an emperor, the foolish brother is deeply disappointed, and it is even more chilling for the old man of my family! So whether you see it along the way, or hear it, whether you really do something for the people of Limin, or sell your reputation and occupy the mountain as the king, the foolish brother doesn't want to pay attention to anything anymore, even if this world is chaotic, what does it have to do with me! ”

In the last sentence, Huangfu Jianshou said that it was categorical, but there was a deep sadness in his words, which was dissatisfied with the people of the dynasty and helpless to the people of the world.

Wang Li patted Huangfu Jianshou on the shoulder, speechless for a while, how could he not know the reason for these two so-called anecdotes of the Spirit Emperor?

The inner court was amused and said: At the beginning of the Emperor Ling, there was no donkey in the palace, and there was a small yellow door for four donkeys to enter, and the Emperor Ling was overjoyed, loved it very much, or even controlled it himself. The bureaucrats and doctors in Beijing followed suit, so that the donkey was expensive for a while. Later, the Spirit Emperor was not interested, and gradually became disgusted. Then a eunuch smiled for Emperor Boling, led a dog to wear a crown and wore a court dress with a ribbon, and swaggered up to the palace. Emperor Ling was really happy when he saw it, and personally wrote the book: What a dog official! The ministers were indignant.

The merchants in the palace said that it was: At the beginning of Emperor Ling, he was eager to learn from merchants, so he built markets, markets, and shops in the harem. He ordered eunuchs, court maids, and concubines to pretend to be merchants and travelers, and he himself participated in them. Eunuchs, palace maids and concubines whose hands and feet are not clean will quietly swallow their belongings, so that many of the treasures in the palace are lost outside the palace through the hands of eunuchs, palace maids and concubines.

However, although the two things that the eldest brother said were absurd, Wang Li knew that compared with the latter incident, it could only be said to be trivial.

In the third year of Zhongping, two years later, this guy led the water of the sun to build a big naked swimming hall in the West Garden. Of course, unlike in later generations, others swim naked by themselves, but this guy directly ordered the palace maids to swim naked with him, shuttling back and forth in the swimming pool, enjoying the waves under the water, and enjoying the whole day.

Its thinking is simply transcendence across ten centuries, if Zhang Jiao's Zhi Taiping may still come from later generations, then, this guy is definitely the leader who leads the trend of naked swimming in later generations!

This is the descendant of Emperor Guangwu, the lord of the Han Dynasty, and the lord of a country that rules the people of the Han Dynasty!

Kindness? This seems to be a bit far!

Seeing Huangfu Jianshou's gloomy face, Wang Li sighed: "Brother, since you also know that Your Majesty is absurd and unruly, which is really not the blessing of the people, then why do you still hold on to the stinky feet of the imperial court, why don't you work with your younger brother to find another shortcut and rebuild a new order of national peace and security!" ”

Huangfu Jianshou rolled his eyes and glanced at Wang Li, Wang Li's little caution Huangfu Jianshou could not understand that with the prestige of the Huangfu family in the court and among the people, as long as the banner of the Huangfu family is sacrificed, there will be countless people in the world who respond.

Seeing Wang Li's expression, Huangfu Jianshou patted Wang Li lightly, and sighed: "If you want to hurry, you can't reach it, Deyu, do you know the reason why my Huangfu family stands proudly in the imperial court?" Do you know why my old man clings to the stinky feet of the Spirit Emperor?

Deyu, you can't do it if you don't want to. Great grandfather General Du Liao, great-grandfather Fufeng Du Lieutenant, grandfather Yanmen Taishou, uncle and grandfather also served as Du Liao General and Huqiang Lieutenant, Feng Shou Cheng Tinghou, and my old man is your father-in-law, and now he is also the Marquis of Jizhou Taishou Huaili. You say, let them not be loyal to this court, how can they be embarrassed!

Although the foolish brother does not want to participate in the major affairs of the court like his father, he is also unwilling to betray the family and the court, and make enemies of the old man and a group of uncles, so as not to make the old man sad.

Therefore, the enthusiasm of the foolish brother can only be placed on the landscape, and he usually pretends to be crazy and stupid to appreciate the wind and snow. Although it is not in line with my Huangfu family, it is better than nothing after all, and his life will not be wasted. ”

Sure enough, it's all tears when you say it! Is this another version of "look up to the sky and laugh and go out, how can my generation be a Penghao person"!

Look up to the sky and laugh and go out, how can my generation be a person in the court!

It is no wonder that the historical Huangfu Song was loyal to the Han family all his life, but Huangfu Jianshou had a deep friendship with Dong Zhuo, a thief of the Han Dynasty, not only as a guest on his seat, but even after Huangfu Song was imprisoned, Huangfu Jianshou rescued him from Dong Zhuo.

Looking at the debauched form and uninhibited style of acting, who would have known that under the coquettish appearance of Huangfu Jianshou was such a sensitive and deep heart!

"Brother, I've really suffered you all these years......" Wang Li opened his mouth, wanting to comfort him but didn't know what to say, and he only sighed when the words came to his mouth.

Huangfu Jianshou laughed suddenly, as if he had become a Western trick, and a cynical smile appeared on his face again: "What? Deyu wants to persuade the foolish brother? Brother Fool is a famous hero in Luoyang City, how can he be that little boy who is pretentious, where can he still need you to enlighten! ”

Wang Li was stunned, his breath was blocked in his throat, and he almost couldn't breathe.

This face has become too fast! It's like sitting on a roller coaster, the mood is up and down, and talking to this uncle is like sitting on wax. That's it, salty and radish don't worry about it, look at the Three Kingdoms shed tears and worry about the ancients!

Sure enough, in the blink of an eye, Huangfu Jianshou's face changed again.

Huangfu Jianshou raised his head, looked at a private house in the distance, the roof was covered with a thick snowflake quilt, spit out all the blocks in his heart, and said in a condensed voice: "Those who know my heart say that I am worried, and those who do not know me say what I want." Deyu, what you said is simply to the heart of the foolish brother, and the foolish brother doesn't want to think about the big things between my emperor and the court, but the foolish brother has another request, I hope Deyu can agree! ”

"If my brother has anything to say, if he is sent, Li Wu will do it!" Wang Li saw that Huangfu Jianshou was full of sadness and sincerity, and couldn't help but sigh, why are you so tricky, are you a chameleon?

"Really?"

"Really, more real than real gold!" Wang Li couldn't wait to kick Huangfu Jianshou to the Pacific Ocean immediately, but his expression was extremely solemn and sincere, and he nodded and said.

Huangfu Jianshou squinted at Wang Li, stomped his foot heavily, his shoulders moved slightly, and the white jade sword came out of his hand and swept through the air like lightning and stuck on the trunk of the tree. The hilt of the sword is towering, and the sword spike flutters, startling a tree of snowflakes.

"That's good, the foolish brother has nothing else to wish, I hope you will always be kind to Ling'er!"