Chapter 15: Two Gold Rewards
At this time, whether to fight or not is a difficult question.
If there is a war, Cao Jun calls for battle in the rain, and nine times out of ten there is a conspiracy, and if one is not good, he will be schemed.
But if you don't fight, the lord will be humiliated, and it will be a mistake.
Li Chen stood on the city, not angry at what Cao Ren said under the city, and even had a hint of wanting to laugh.
Clumsy, Cao Ren's acting skills are simply too clumsy. With this kind of acting, you can't get an S card anywhere from Mr. Guo.
It may be that the people of this era are too upright, and generally the enemy army will go out of the city to fight. But you must know that Li Chen is not a person of this era, and Li Chen just wants to say that Cao Ren's ability to ridicule is that.
As far as Cao Ren's current teasing ability is concerned, he is inferior to Aunt Zhang downstairs in Li Chen's previous life.
"Go and move it at the small table, and make a pot of tea." Li Chen commanded at the soldiers behind him.
After a while, the soldier turned back. The small table was set up, the cushions were laid out for Li Chen, and the soldiers brought tea.
"Yuanlong, let's have a drink." Li Chen sat down, pointed to the position next to him and said to Chen Deng.
"Palace, what does this mean?" The hot-tempered Li Siye was a little puzzled.
Li Chen took a sip of tea and said with a smile: "Don't be in a hurry, isn't it faster to watch the city than to watch the monkeys." ”
Hearing Li Chen's words, a glimmer of light flashed in Chen Deng's eyes, and he thought in his heart: "Joy and anger are invisible and colorful, and they will surely achieve great causes, and I, Chen Deng, have really found a master." ”
Not far from the city wall, Cao Anmin and Cao Pi stood side by side under the shed.
"Erlang, what does this Li Chen mean?" Cao Anmin asked Cao Pi on the side with some puzzlement.
At this time, Cao Pi was also frowning. He also never expected that instead of being annoyed, Li Chen and Chen Deng drank tea on the city wall.
After drinking the tea, Li Chen thought that the golden blind box rewarded when the Mo Dao soldiers broke the tiger and leopard riding last time had not yet been opened. If you have nothing to do, you might as well take a look.
[Open the golden mystery box.] 】
Li Chen said in his mind with his consciousness.
[Weather: Hail.] 】
[Hail: You can change rainstorm weather into hail weather, and the diameter of hail is 30cm. The hail range is a radius of 1,000 meters, and you can choose the hail landing point. 】
"I'm grass, and I'll send a pillow as soon as I doze off." On the city wall, Li Chen's slightly closed eyes suddenly opened, and he thought so in his heart.
This hail with a diameter of thirty miles, this is not hail, this is simply a meteorite from the sky. The system is really sleepy and sends pillows, and now he can kill Cao Jun without leaving a piece of armor without going out of the city.
"Li Chen......"
Under the city, Cao Ren has been drenched like a chicken in soup, but he is still chattering and scolding.
On the city, Li Siye stared at Cao Ren under the city, eager to eat his flesh raw.
"Heir, but angry?" Li Chen looked at Li Siye with a smile and asked.
"Palace Marshal, how can this guy not be angry if he is so presumptuous?" Li Siye pointed to Cao Ren under the city and said angrily.
"Haha, you have to know that as long as you don't get angry, it's him who is angry."
"Heir, and look at me to make him angry." Li Chen laughed.
"Palace, but you want me to fight?" Li Siye said overjoyed.
"You know, you don't have to rely on force to solve problems."
"Today, I'm going to show you how easy it is to defeat a man." Li Chen said, and said to Chen Deng beside him: "Yuanlong, you can bring silver money with you." ”
“?” Chen Deng was asked by Li Chen's whimsical words, and after a while, he nodded and said, "Bring it." ”
With that, Chen Deng took out a few ingots of horseshoe gold from his arms and put them on the table.
"Heiye, come here." Li Chen called towards Li Siye.
"In this way, you will throw these two ingots of gold to the general Cao under the city. Tell him that I will only be rewarded with one gold for watching the dance with the Qinglou, and I will have two gold with him today. Li Chen said, putting the two ingots in Li Siye's hands.
Li Siye: "??? ”
Guan Sheng: "??? ”
Zang Ba: "??? ”
In short, Li Siye and his friends were stunned.
Chen Deng also understood what Li Chen was doing at this time, he just wanted to shout now, and there was this kind of operation.
This is to compare Cao Ren with the prostitutes in the Qinglou, you must know that people in this era are very face-saving.
You must know that in the history of the previous life, Zhuge Liang was the only one who could scold Wang Yun and vomit blood with a few words, and he could endure ridicule without being angry. However, you must know that Sima Yi is the oldest silver coin of the Three Kingdoms.
Li Chen bet that Cao Ren definitely did not have the demeanor of Sima Yi to put on women's clothes and go around the city wall a few times.
Li Siye leaked his head at the battlements and shouted to Cao Ren under the city: "Hey, that officer Cao will stop talking." ”
Hearing Li Siye's words, Cao Ren hurriedly stopped under the city. After shouting in the heavy rain for half an hour, Cao Ren looked a little embarrassed at this time.
"Ah, you take this." Li Siye said, throwing the two horseshoe gold in his hand towards Cao Ren.
Looking at the horseshoe gold that crossed an arc in the air, Cao Ren was a little puzzled, but he still subconsciously took it in his hand.
Taking the horseshoe gold in his hand, Cao Ren was confused, and he was simply a monk who was at a loss.
"This ...... What does this mean? Cao Ren shouted at Li Siye on the city wall.
On the city wall, Li Siye said to Cao Ren below: "This is my palace marshal to reward you, my palace marshal said, he and Qinglou only reward one gold." Make an exception today and reward you with two golds. ”
Li Chen is murderous, this is not only comparing Cao Ren with the dancer in the Qinglou, but also saying that you Cao Ren is worth more than a dancer. The dancing girl in the Qinglou is only worth one gold, and you Cao Ren are worth two gold.
"Boom ......"
Under the city, Cao Ren's body on a horse shook suddenly, and he felt that his head was "buzzing".
What a shame, what a shame.
Cao Ren felt that his nine-year military career had been humiliated.
One gold for the dancer, two gold for you......
One gold for the dancer, two gold for you......
One gold for the dancer, two gold for you......
......
......
This sentence was like a magic spell, constantly ringing in Cao Ren's mind. Cao Ren seems to have thought that from now on, this sentence will be like a brand and become a shame for his life.
"Poof."
Suddenly, Cao Ren's qi and blood surged, and a mouthful of blood spurted out.
"Hahaha......"
"Happy, happy......"
Seeing Cao Ren vomiting blood, Li Siye on the city wall laughed loudly, and the depression in his heart was swept away.
Looking at Cao Ren's appearance, for Li Siye, it is far more enjoyable than going to fight him.
Sure enough, the happiness of people does not make sense.
Cao Ren's face changed suddenly, from red to white, from white to green, from green to purple, and finally there was black in this purple.
"Li Chen, thief, dare to insult me."
Cao Ren was annoyed in his heart, stretched out his hand to wipe the blood stasis from the corner of his mouth, and shot at Li Siye, who was following thousands of people, with his bow and arrow.
This is really, the main public act, the ministry will pay.
However, Li Siye's eyes were fast, and with a wave of the Mo knife in his hand, the arrow was split into two sections.
"Shoot the arrows."
How could Li Siye suffer a loss, with a wave of his hand, the arrows on the city wall poured down like heavy rain.
Seeing this, Cao Ren hurriedly rode his horse back.