Chapter 131 148 Sausage Mouth Laughs at Mantou Mouth! It's the same root, why is it too anxious!
"Huh! Isn't that a bit too powerful? ”
I looked at the vacuum cleaner's waves! After sucking it into Dugumou's mouth, he said silently.
But although this appearance is very unsightly, and it makes people feel very laughable, the effect seems to be very obvious! I saw those weird, even the gray mist that I pinched with my hands, the moment the vacuum cleaner sucked directly into Dugumou's mouth, it was directly disconnected, and the disconnected ones were obviously discharged out of the car by the exhaust fan, and those that were still connected to Dugumou's mouth, after I tried hard to pull up the vacuum cleaner on Dugumou's mouth and failed, I decisively turned off the switch and picked it up again, only then did I see that the wisps of fog that were originally connected to Dugumou's mouth and nose were basically gone. Just after I just vacuumed it, it was completely clean!
"Huh! This effect is too powerful, isn't it? But it's a pity that there are still some sequelae! Hahaha! I couldn't help but laugh out loud again, and then I watched Dugumou being sucked into a sausage mouth by a powerful vacuum cleaner and amused!
Probably because the power of the vacuum cleaner is too great, Dugumou is not only sucked into the shape of a sausage, but even I see that his tongue is also sucked out, but it is almost sucked dry, which is very funny. Plus, his nose is completely red! Then, I saw Dugu Mou convulse all over his body, then opened his eyes violently, and then sat up like a corpse, holding his neck with both hands, and breathing heavily.
"Whew! Whew~Whew~Oops~But suffocate me! After Dugumou breathed loudly a few times, he eased up, and then looked around in confusion for a while, then he began to stare at me, and then after a pause, he said, "Little Heizi? What's wrong with me? I seemed to have dreamed of some very strange scenes, and at the end I felt like I was being hugged by a terrible ugly girl, pinching my neck and sucking something out of my mouth! You almost didn't suck me dry and suffocate me! Speaking of this, Dugu Mou returned the bar and smacked his mouth, then stuck out his tongue and pinched it, and then said to me: "What a terrible dream! But! Is this really a dream for me? It won't be the test you said~ Or what kind of exam or something! ”
I quickly shook my head, and then quietly hid the vacuum cleaner behind me, and then secretly reached into my arms, secretly pressed the mark on my chest, and then instantly traveled back to the mall, and after throwing away the vacuum cleaner in my hand, I quickly crossed back again, and the process did not exceed 2 seconds. I'm now more and more proficient in this instantaneous back and forth movement, I find that this method is simply the best way to magic, instantly transfer the items in the right hand to the mall, during the crossing, my body in Datang, that is, closed my eyes for a moment, and my snoring sound after crossing did not have time to come out of my mouth, in the eyes of others, I was blinked, the items in my right hand can disappear! It's a god skill! "Well, if I have a chance, I have to develop this technology! I always feel that this technology will definitely play a more powerful role in the future! I'm convinced! "I have to write it down in my little notebook when I go back!
Then I smiled and said to Dugumou: "Xiao Mouzi, I think you should have had a nightmare just now!" Oh yes! Look there! I stretched out my hand and pointed to the wisp of gray mist that kept being pumped out of the other people's mouths and noses, and then said to Dugumou: "You were the same as them just now, you should have been tricked, fortunately I rescued you first, oh yes, you wait for me!" "Speaking of which, I remembered that I should protect Dugumou, this kid, although it's too late for me to go back and make a simple protective mask now, but I guess I should just give him a pair of masks!
Thinking of this, I asked Dugumou to wait for a while, and then I turned my back directly, squatted on the ground, and then crossed back to the mall again, and then I picked up the vacuum cleaner that I had just thrown in and put it aside, and then ran to the medicine counter.
"Hmmm! I can try it later, and see if that ordinary anti-smog mask can block the gray fog. By the way, since the vacuum cleaner works, I'll find a lower power one and wake everyone else up! Well, by the way, try the mask in front of the suction port of the vacuum cleaner after a while to see if it can block the fog! "I thought about what I could do to treat the others as I ran to the pharmacy.
After I grabbed a whole pack of anti-smog masks from the pharmacy, I went to the appliance counter again, picked out a small rechargeable vacuum cleaner, and then pressed the red mark on my chest again and crossed back into the car.
As soon as I got into the car, I saw Dugumou staring at me. His expression startled me, and then I subconsciously put my hands on my chest to guard him and said, "You! What are you doing? Why are you looking at me so lewdly? Watch out for me turning my face! ”
Dugu Mou saw my frightened expression and what I said, and after a moment's pause, he said with a smile: "Haha! You're scared too! But don't worry. I will only be tempted by the most beautiful women, and I will not peep into your flesh! Hey! However, your spell to take out magical items from your dreams is truly amazing! It's not enough to watch it enough, oh yes! Your teacher didn't say anything about my performance just now! It wasn't my relationship that woke up from the test just now! It was an accident! You've got to say good things for me, and don't let me get through! ”
After Dugumou's words stunned me for a while, I figured out what he meant in his words, it turned out that this kid was still thinking about the things I fooled him! If he's so interested, and hasn't found my feet, why don't I keep fooling around! Anyway, it's just a matter of showing him a few more movies! Continuing to flicker like this will not only make him feel the satisfaction he yearns for, but also give me some fun (watching the kid being turned into a fountain by the equipment cabin is really a beautiful project!). In that case, what fun is there to keep fooling around!
"Hmmm! Good! I'll help you say a few more kind words when I go back, and make your test easier next time! I continued to flicker, and then I began to wonder what type of movie I should show him next time. Forehead! No, it's off track again!
I shook my head, and then threw out all the other thoughts, and then said to Dugu Mou: "Give you this!" You put it on first, it should protect you from getting hit again! "I handed over the mask.
Dugu Mou took it and looked at it and said, "How do you use this thing!" Is it the same as this strange thing on your face? ”
I nodded, and then after helping Dugumou put on his mask, I picked up the vacuum cleaner, and then looked at the other maids and thought for a while.
"Hmmm! Let's take Xiao Tian as the second experimental subject! "Come to think of it, let's experiment with outsiders first, and finally use this low-power vacuum cleaner to suck the mist in their mouths and noses, and see if it can be as effective as just now. In addition, I also want to see if I can not hurt their mouths, after all, the appearance of Dugumou's sausage mouth now, I can't help but want to laugh every time I look at it, I suddenly realized that the reason why I put a mask on this kid may just be that I don't want to laugh after seeing the sausage mouth again?
After I opened a mask again, and then replaced the bag of oxygen I had just used up with a new one. Then I put the mask on the suction port of the vacuum cleaner, then turned on the vacuum cleaner, and tried to see if I could suck the mist through the mask.
It seems that the tiny particles that make up this fog should be in the shape of larger particles, maybe the size of ordinary haze particles is about the same or larger than that of ordinary haze particles, otherwise it will be covered by ordinary anti-haze masks!
In addition, when I took off the mask and put it on Xiao Tian's mouth with a vacuum cleaner, I heard 'Wave!' again. After a sound, the suction port of the vacuum cleaner was directly sucked into Xiao Tian's mouth again, but fortunately, the power of the vacuum cleaner this time was smaller, and there was no problem like Dugumou's body just now......
After seeing that this small vacuum cleaner can also suck all the mist in Xiao Tian's mouth and nose, I was relieved, it seems that everyone else has been saved!
However, this time the speed is a little slow, unlike Dugumou just now, the moment he sucked it up, he sucked all the mist away, and after only 2 minutes of inhalation, he sucked it clean, and no longer had the mist come out of Xiao Tian's mouth and nose. But also because of the vacuum cleaner, Xiao Tian's mouth is now also sucked into a round swollen bag, as if she pulled out a fire jar on her mouth, red and swollen, but fortunately, this is not like a sausage mouth, like a steamed bun mouth......
"Hahaha! Look at the little black man, how funny she looks! Haha laughed at me! After Dugumou saw Xiao Tian's steamed bun mouth, he laughed and patted me on the shoulder, laughing at Xiao Tian's mouth, I turned my head speechlessly and glanced at Dugu Mou, thinking to myself, if this kid takes off his mask and looks in the mirror, he shouldn't be able to laugh! After all, he's an authentic sausage mouth! I don't know how this kid has the courage to laugh at others! Alas! In these years, even the sausage mouth dares to laugh at the steamed bun mouth! It's the same root, why is it too anxious!
After turning around and ignoring Dugumou, who was almost silly laughing, I began to check Xiao Tian's physical condition, and hesitated that Dugu Mou was next to me, so I didn't take out a stethoscope to listen to Xiao Tian's heartbeat and breath sounds, but just touched her pulse, and then opened Xiao Tian's eyelids and looked at it, and found that Xiao Tian still didn't wake up even after being sucked away by the weird mist. That's why I can't come to my senses.
After thinking of the approximate possibility. I helped Xiao Tian cover the quilt, and then looked at the other maids. Look for the next target to start with!
"Hmmm! This time, I'm going to try to use a vacuum cleaner after a towel, so that I don't think I'll be sucked up again! Although the steamed bun mouth is better than the sausage mouth, I think it's best not to leave any damage at all! Well, by the way, there is also a Yuan Fang who I just met! Well, yes, let's take her this time! After I thought of this, I walked in front of Yuan Fang, and after seeing that Yuan Fang was still in a coma with a strange appearance, I found a towel for my own use from the bathroom, and put the towel on Yuan Fang's mouth, and then put the vacuum cleaner on it, and then I saw that the mist could be sucked away through the towel.
"Well, yes, oh yes, I can try it, if I have a few more layers, I can suck it up! After all, the more towels you have, the less it will hurt your mouth! ”
After experimentation, I found that the towel could not isolate the suction of the vacuum cleaner at all. After I folded the towel many times, I was able to absorb the mist, but the thicker the towel, the slower the slower the sucking speed. After thinking and testing, I found that 3 layers of towels are the most suitable, which will not cause redness and swelling, and the speed of sucking up is not too slow, it only took 5 minutes to suck all the weird mist that kept coming out of Yuanfang's mouth and nose!
Sure enough, Yuan Fang was the same as Dugumou, and after the mist was completely sucked away, she also took a deep breath, then struggled to sit up directly, and then took a big breath. After she slowed down for a long time, she looked around for a while, and then looked at me squatting next to me, looking like she had just woken up, and her mind was still confused!
"Ahh Who are you? Where is this? How am I here? After hearing Yuan Fang scream first, she covered her chest with both hands, revealing a pitiful look after being abused, and asked suspiciously. Then, probably she saw the relationship between Dugu Mou and the side! Yuan Fang turned his head and said to Dugu Mou: "Xiao Mouzi! Why are you there? Where is this? ”
"Huh! It turns out that Dugumou's nickname is really called 'Xiaomouzi'! No wonder he calls me 'Little Black'! I thought to myself.
Then I saw Dugu Mou look at Yuan Fang in confusion and said, "Huh? Have you forgotten? It's only been a little while! Then Dugu Mou stretched out his hand and pointed at me and said, "This is your husband, you won't have forgotten it!" ”
Yuan Fang and I were stunned, I really forgot about this stubble, but why was Yuan Fang also stunned? Did she really forget? I wondered.