Chapter 118: Lao Kong can really pretend

Chen Chu pushed open the door and walked out with a depressed face.

Cheng Chubi threw down a half-gnawed goose, stepped forward and asked, "Uncle, are you going out?" Wait, I'll call a few guards to accompany you......"

Chen Chu asked curiously, "Why do you call a guard?" ”

Cheng Chubi said with concern: "Uncle, don't you know, you are a celebrity now, many people are clamoring to see you, especially the eldest daughter and little daughter-in-law of Chang'an City, after they saw you, they were so excited that they couldn't put their legs together and couldn't walk...... Her Royal Highness the eldest princess asked me to watch you, don't mess with the flowers......"

Chen Chu: "......"

Alas!

It seems that handsome is not an absolute good thing!

It's so stressful.

You have to protect yourself in the future.

He originally planned to go out of the Lu Guogong Mansion to relax, but now it was boring, so he said: "Everywhere, let's shoot......

The two came to the backyard of Lu Guogong's mansion.

Cheng Chubi stole a horn bow that Cheng Biting Jin had treasured for many years and handed it to Chen Chu.

Chen Chu touched the bow and arrow for the first time, but the archery knowledge he already had in his mind made him no stranger to the bow and arrow in front of him.

Cheng Chubi wiped his mouth happily and said: "Uncle, your martial arts are so high, and your archery skills must be very powerful, definitely the kind that is unparalleled in the world, show your hand quickly, let me see ......"

This kid has become a die-hard fan of Chen Chu.

I can't wait for Chen Chu's fart, he says it's fragrant.

Crunch.

The horn bow is full.

Chen Chu aimed at the target ten steps away.

Shout.

An arrow flew out.

Syllable.

The arrow flew directly above the target.

Off target.

Poof.

Cheng Chubi, who was full of anticipation, was stunned in surprise when he saw this, and sat down on the tree.

Ten steps away!

Eight-year-olds can shoot it.

Uncle actually missed the target?

He looked at Chen Chu in a daze.

Chen Chu coughed and said, "This bow is quite strange, the first time I shot it, I have no experience, and I shot it faster......"

With that, he took a few steps forward.

It was only six steps away from the target.

Squeak.

Draw the bow and let go.

Shout.

An arrow flew out.

The arrow, with a speed visible to the naked eye, deviated from the target.

Burst!

Chen Chu was really about to vomit blood.

This cheating skill, it's really not wrong at all.

Wear Yang in 100 steps, within 100 steps, you can only wear Yang, and you can't do anything else.

Cheng Chubi got up, patted his buttocks, and said: "Uncle, don't be annoyed, my father said, people can't be perfect, your martial arts are so good, archery skills are generally normal, for example, if my father can fight, he will look ugly, and my brother can fight, and he will look ugly......"

Chen Chu was speechless and asked, "Then what can you do?" ”

Cheng Chubi scratched his head, thought for a long time, and said, "I...... I can eat ......."

Chen Chu rolled his eyes, he turned around, slammed his bow full, and aimed at the middle of the trunk of a willow tree a hundred paces away.

Shout!

An arrow flew out.

Syllable.

The arrow hit the place where Chen Chu was aiming, and it was mostly submerged.

Hit!

It was exactly the same as Chen Chu expected.

This skill is even more evil than the fearless charge.

And Cheng Chubi was dumbfounded again.

This time he was shocked!

A hundred steps away, his father can't do it.

Chen Chu actually did it.

I saw Chen Chu stretching his bow and arrows again, aiming at the willow tree that was floating above the pond.

Shout.

Syllable.

The branch broke off and fell to the water.

Cheng Chubi turned his head and looked at Chen Chu incredulously.

If Fang is lucky, this time it must be strength.

He smacked his lips and asked, "Uncle, are you...... How do you do it? ”

Chen Chu threw the horn bow to Cheng Chubi, and said lightly: "Once born, second cooked, and three times with 100 shots...... Without him, only the hand is familiar. ”

With that, Chen Chu brushed his sleeves and left.

Cheng Chubi held the horn bow, looked at Chen Chu's back, and couldn't wait to throw himself on the spot, "It's so chic, no wonder the eldest princess is willing to wash his feet......"

And Chen Chu is chic on the surface, but he is very depressed in his heart.

This special broken skill is useless except for pretending to be forced.

Is there really no end to the road of pretending?

……

Chen Chu just returned to his yard.

As soon as he looked up, he saw an old man in a gray robe with a white beard in the middle of the courtyard, standing towards him with his hands in his hands.

He looks suave, like a man of great morality.

Chen Chu was stunned.

Gone wrong?

He looked at it, it was where he lived.

He was about to ask, but saw the old man smile slightly, and said softly: "Taste independence, and the carp tends to pass through the court." He said: 'Learn poetry? He said, "No." He said, "If you don't learn poetry, you can't speak." 'The carp retreated to learn poetry. He is independent and independent. The carp flocked to the court......"

Holy!

In Chen Chu's heart, 10,000 horses galloped past.

Where did this broken old man come from, even pretending to be better than me?

Chen Chu hurriedly interrupted: "Who are you?" ”

The old man said unhurriedly: "Chen Chu, the old man Kong Yingda, on the orders of His Majesty, came to educate you, from today on, you have to learn poetry and etiquette from the old man, understand?" ”

Kong Yingda?

Chen Chuxin said, this is a celebrity!

Do celebrities also like to pretend to be compared?

He looked at the other party and asked, "Father sent you?" ”

"That's right!"

"Then you can go back, what bullshit poetry, don't learn it!" Chen Chu waved his hand.

These red tape things, Chen Chu sounded like a headache.

Kong Yingdayun said lightly: "Chen Chu, the old man knows that you are excellent in martial arts, and you are an iron hero praised by all the people, but you should not be arrogant, you should study more, and learning poetry is the first step." Zi said: "Zi said: Boy, why don't you learn poetry, poetry can be exciting, you can watch, you can be a group, you can complain about ......"

Chen Chu was speechless.

If it is said that among the people he met after crossing the Tang Dynasty, who is the most pretending to be the most comparable, it is none other than Kong Yingda.

That's when it happened.

Bite!

"Congratulations host, activate the new quest!"

"Mission name: Defeat Kong Yingda in poetics and convince Kong Yingda."

"Quest Reward: 'Disciple Rules'."

Chen Chu's eyes widened suddenly.

Defeating Kong Yingda, this is reasonable.

But what the hell is "Disciple Rules"?

What's the use of this?

Chen Chu suspected that he had touched something that he shouldn't have touched.

Otherwise, it's all a cheat.

Hearing that Kong Yingda was still pretending, Chen Chu hurriedly waved his hand: "Okay, okay, Lao Kong, I promised you, can't I learn poetry from you?" ”

Kong Yingda's eyes lit up.

He also thought that it was his own truth that persuaded Chen Chu.

He nodded happily: "The son can be taught!" ”

Chen Chu rolled his eyes.

Lao Kong, really special mother's can pretend to be better!

Just thinking about it, Cheng Yanjin and Mrs. Cheng hurriedly ran in.

Cheng Biting Jin asked excitedly, "Master Confucius, are you here to teach my fifth brother to read?" ”

Kong Yingda nodded lightly: "That's right, General Cheng, I'm afraid I'm going to bother you for a few days." ”

Cheng Yanjin hurriedly waved his hand: "Where did Master Confucius say, you came to my Lu Guogong Mansion, it really made my mansion fluttering......"

Kong Yingda looked disgusted: "It's Peng Shenshi." ”

Cheng Yanjin waved his hand nonchalantly: "It's all the same, Mr. Gray, take another poof, blow the ash, hehe......"

Kong Yingda: "......"

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