Seeing that his words were a prophecy, Liu Bei couldn't wait to slap this crow's mouth a few times with his backhand. Zhuge Liang was more of a general than Liu Bei, and his shocked face quickly regained his calm.

"Zifang, it's up to you next!" Zhuge Liang waved his hand and whispered to Mi Fang on the side.

Mi Fang nodded in response, quickly returned to the arrow stomp, and commanded the soldiers to take out the oil drum and the spotted bamboo behind the log, connect them one by one, and then insert them into the oil drum fiercely, and then lightly gesture to the flag bearer.

The flags flickered, hundreds of torches were extinguished at the head of the city, and the entire city fell into a dead darkness.

……

"Xingba, do you think this big-eared thief is poor and crazy, and only two pants are left? It's just been darkened, and the city is completely invisible, and even a special torch is reluctant to light it? ”

Zhou Cang took the lead in coming to the city, but when he saw that the city was dark and silent, he couldn't help but be surprised, and hurriedly asked Gan Ning, "I have long heard that the lord and the military advisor have said that the big-eared thief is full of bad water, should he be thinking about what kind of moth he wants to fix?" ”

The city was calm and quiet, and Zhou Cang's broken voice drifted to the city with the evening breeze, and Liu Bei was so angry that his mouth was crooked.

Dare to say that Lao Tzu is full of bad water? Your lords and military advisors are the ones who are full of bad water, and your whole family is full of bad water. Is that poor? No matter how poor Lao Tzu is, he is also the emperor's uncle today, even if there are only two pants left, they are also yellow pants given by the emperor!

Gan Ning seemed to know that Liu Bei was in the city, as if he wanted to kill Liu Bei alive, and his words were full of great disdain for Liu Bei: "Yuanfu, what you said is right, the big-eared thief is loyal but insidious, just like the hibernating poisonous snake, it seems to be gentle, but I don't know when I will wake up and bite you hard."

He was an immortal, and the lord helped him gain a firm foothold in Jizhou, which can be described as a deep affection. But the big-eared thief, not only did he not want to repay, but quietly swallowed the lord's Yiyang, and then joined forces with Cao Apu to plan to go north to Jizhou to support Yuan Shao and share the world.

It's a pity that Cao Apu didn't know that this big-eared thief was an immature wolf at all. Therefore, in the past two years, he has suffered from the big-eared thief. In the battle of Yiyang, the general of land loss was arrested, and Yu Wen paid the price of blood. A few days ago, the big-eared thief almost made him unable to return the praise with the life of a chess piece.

Turtle son drop, such a person, let alone as the master, even if he is only an ordinary friend, Lao Tzu has to take a few bites, and then use a knife to cut a few knives on his face, to see if his face is thick or his grandfather's knife is hard! ”

The deputy general on the side smiled, took Gan Ning's words and said with a smile: "General Gan, the last general still advises you not to try, otherwise your knife will be broken at that time, how can you be embarrassed to ask the lord to reimburse you?" Could it be that you, General Gan, can't even cut off that guy's face? You are not afraid that the generals will laugh at you! ”

Everyone laughed loudly, but when they heard the deputy general suddenly sigh "It's a pity", Zhou Cang and Gan Ning were puzzled, and their eyes stared at the deputy general in a daze.

The deputy general smiled and rolled his strange eyes: "It's a pity that the big-eared thief's skin is thick but not big enough, otherwise the soldiers under his command will use his skin to make shields, wouldn't it be a great place in this world?" ”

"Poof!"

"You narrow ghost, I didn't even see that you still have this ability in the past, you are really angry and don't pay for your life!"

Gan Ning and Zhou Cang pointed at the deputy general, and a mouthful of saliva flew out, and everyone also fell with laughter, but Liu Bei, who was eavesdropping on the city, felt a sweetness in his throat, and almost didn't spit out the blood.

……

Of course, almost just a little, Liu Bei's blood didn't spit out, but the overnight meal in his stomach did.

Because I don't know when a pile of dry grass was lit under the city, and the grass was faintly mixed with some dry cow dung and pig dung. Smoke rose down the walls, and the disgusting smell kept creeping into his nostrils.

Hearing a burst of "wow, wow, wow" vomiting sound in his ears, Liu Bei couldn't help but hold on to the wall and spit a few mouthfuls, then turned his head and shouted at Mi Fang: "Quickly order the whole army to light the torch, Liu is going to fight with the thief at night today!" ”

Lighting torches?

Didn't the military advisor let everyone hide their whereabouts?

Mi Fang glanced at Zhuge Liang hesitantly, Liu Bei had no scruples about his own image and scolded: "Gan Ning's gang of dead eight have long known that we are in the city, otherwise, how could they repeatedly provoke?" ”

I see, I thought that the lord couldn't bear their ridicule, and planned to go out and have a big fight with them!

Mi Fang wiped the cold sweat from the corners of her forehead, and with a wave of her big hand, the torches on the head of the city lit up again in the hands of the soldiers, just like the stars in the night sky falling on the city of Xinxi, and the entire city came to life in an instant.

And Liu Bei also changed the appearance of dying just now, and stood on the head of the city with a radiant look: "Gan Xingba, Liu and your military division are allied to fight against Cao thieves, why are you raising troops here?" Could it be that you want to disobey the order and destroy the alliance, and you can afford to do so? ”

What's special is that it is the first of the Heavenly King Lao Tzu, he is the second, he is still pretending at this time, and he doesn't know if he is tired or not, who doesn't know that this paper covenant has been invalidated when Guan Yu and Zhang Fei left Qinglong Mountain?

Gan Ning raised his head and glanced at Liu Bei, put his hands on his mouth, made a disgusting movement, and then slapped his hands upwards violently, and suddenly there was a sound of laughter in the camp.

"Vomit, vomit, nausea soldier countless!"

"Xinxi City scolded Liu Xuan, listen to the wow!"

"Big-eared thief, go back, your virtue has been eaten by dogs!"

The sound was like thunder, reaching the head of the city.

Liu Bei was so angry that he tried his best to suppress the anger in his heart, and pointed at Gan Ning and said to Zhuge Liang: "Kong Ming, where did you say that the surname Wang was recruited from, what kind of bullshit general is this, he is simply a ruffian and a scoundrel!" Lao Tzu can't wait to pick up his sword and go down to kill this guy now! ”

"The lord is angry, the lord is angry!"

Seeing that Liu Bei had completely subverted his former image of being as gentle as jade, he opened his mouth and shut up, knowing that Liu Bei had been confused by anger, lest he really go down to the city to stage a drama of single-handedly fighting tens of thousands of troops, Zhuge Liang hurriedly grabbed Liu Bei and comforted.

"This Gan Xingba was originally a thief by the river, where he knows what the etiquette of the world is, and please don't see him in general, didn't the lord see that Zhang Wenyuan and Huang Hansheng and others were not here, and didn't want to be with him?"

Liu Bei naturally doesn't know Gan Ning in general, after all, he is also a person with status, not to mention that he still knows a little about Gan Ning's prestige.

After some persuasion by Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei's mood calmed down a little, borrowed the slope to get off the donkey, swept his eyes over the Gan Ning army under the city, and asked suspiciously: "Sure enough, I don't see Zhang Wenyuan and Huang Hansheng, is it possible that Gan Xingba is deliberately insulting Liu, just luring Liu out of the city?" ”

Zhuge Liang nodded: "It should be like this, otherwise how can they explain that they only sent two ruffians to challenge after such a long detour?" They are bright and dark, but they just want to lure the lord out of the city and then take the opportunity to win the new breath! ”

"It's very true, you have to be careful with Kong Ming, otherwise Liu will definitely suffer a big loss again this time!"

Liu Bei was very good at Zhuge Liang's praise, thanked him, and was about to continue to say a few words, when he suddenly heard a burst of drums and horns rising from the city, as if a hundred and ten thunderbolts fell from the sky, and his heart tightened, and he saw that the army under the city was like an ant colony heading straight to the city.