Chapter 121 138 I Molested Her?
Hearing my instructions, the two Dugumou guards glanced at each other, and then nodded solemnly to me and said, "Obey!" ”
"It's hard work!" After I finally guarded Dugumou and transferred the responsibility to prevent him from having an accident, I walked out of the tent directly and walked to Xiaoling, who was barbecuing!
"Hey! Give me a string too! "When I walked to the barbecue, I noticed that everyone seemed to have eaten enough, and now they were just sitting around the barbecue to warm up, and there was not even a skewer of grilled food on the barbecue shelf!
After hearing the sound that a string was coming, the big tree that had been in charge of the barbecue touched his head, and then showed an embarrassed smile and said, "Young master! You're late, and now you don't have anything to eat! Even the last skewer was eaten by that person just now! The tree said, reaching out and pointing behind me.
"Who?" I turned my head in confusion and looked in the direction the tree was pointing.
Following the direction of my finger, I saw that in the middle of the school field behind me, there was now a person wearing a big red tight beard, as if he was squatting in the middle of the school field, not knowing what he was doing!
"Huh! Why are my eyes a little blurry? Could it be that I spent too much time looking at the monitor in the tent just now, and the light in the tent is not bright enough? "I rubbed my eyes vigorously, and then found that it was still a little blurry, and I couldn't even see the appearance of the person in the middle of the school field now, this person was only a hundred and ten meters away from me!" Forehead! It can't be short-sighted! Isn't it that I've been overusing my eyes lately! "After I rubbed my eyes, I found that my vision was still so blurry, and I began to wonder if I had been overusing my eyes recently, I remember that before I crossed over, I obviously belonged to the kind of people who had very good eyes, and there was no short-sightedness or farsightedness at all! But now since the crossing, I don't seem to have overused my eyes! I don't read books, I don't play with my phone, and I just occasionally play game consoles on the TV hanging in the RV! "Could it be that it was too dark in the tent just now!" After thinking about it for a while, I decided that it would be better to take good care of my eyes. After all, now I'm living in ancient times! If you are short-sighted, you can't have surgery, and you can't wear glasses, if you can't see clearly, your life will be affected in the future! I have an eyeglasses counter in the mall, but I'm not an ophthalmologist! I can't get the right prescription glasses! I remember when I used to go to work, the ophthalmologist said that if the prescription of these glasses is not used properly, it will aggravate the damage to the eyes!
"No! I need to take good care of my eyes! After thinking of this, I went straight back to the car, crossed directly back to the mall, and quickly ran to the medicine counter, and found a box of eye drops directly from it, which is the kind that specifically relieves eye fatigue and overuse of eyes. My eyesight doesn't seem to be fine! Why is the feeling of not being able to see just now gone? ”
After being confused for a long time, I ran to the glasses counter again, and then went directly to the optometry room, and then checked myself against the eye chart inside.
"Huh? It's okay! The vision in both eyes is very normal! Maternal aunt? Could it be because my current body is out of sync with my outside body? I turned my head and looked at my current slick appearance in the mirror next to me, and began to wonder if the body in the mall was actually the same as the body outside! I had been skeptical before, but I didn't test anything last time.
After thinking of this, I directly took the eye drops and traveled back to Datang again, I looked out carefully through the car window, and sure enough, there was still a vague feeling.
"Huh! Isn't my body really the same as in the mall? I can't really have two bodies! Thinking of this, I traveled back to the mall again, then looked at the eye chart on the wall again, and found that my eyesight was still very good!
After thinking about it, I decided to experiment again, and then I directly tore off the eye chart on the wall, and then I held the eye chart in my right hand, and traveled back to Datang again, and after pasting the eye chart on the car door, I retreated to a distance of about 3 meters and tested myself again.
Although the lights in the car were not as bright as those in the optometry room in the mall, I found that the results of my self-examination were still normal when I looked at the eye chart, and my vision in both eyes was completely fine. This result made me confused again: "I'll go!" Am I wrong? After muttering a word, I subconsciously looked out of the car window, only to find that when I looked outside, it was still vague.
"Huh! What the hell? Well? Wrong! Couldn't it be foggy outside? "I pulled out my binoculars and looked out of them. It's still very vague.
"Huh! Could it be foggy? That's not right! It's a sunny day outside! And it's afternoon! This shouldn't be! ”
After thinking about it, I suddenly noticed that the fog that I saw through the telescope seemed to have a very strange appearance, and there was a strong sense of déjà vu, as if I had seen it one day recently.
After thinking about it, I walked out of the 'Xuanjia Iron Award' directly with the binoculars and then came to the maids next to the barbecue grill, first picked up the telescope and looked at the red figure in the middle of the school field again, and found that it seemed to look through the binoculars, and this vague feeling was more obvious than looking directly at it.
At this time, after Xiao Ling saw me looking around with a telescope, she asked curiously, "Young Master!" What are you doing, how are you picking up that precious thing of yours and looking around? Do you see anything interesting? ”
Hearing Xiaoling's question, I put down the binoculars in my hand, then pointed to the red figure in the middle of the school field and said, "When you look there, can you see clearly?" I look at it silently and vaguely! ”
Xiao Ling followed my finger and glanced at the school grounds, and said to me suspiciously, "Young Master! It's a little foggy! That's why it's blurred! ”
"Uh~~ fogging?" Hearing Xiaoling's words, I looked up at the sky in a daze, and then I was confused after seeing the sunny and cloudless blue sky overhead. Although I didn't study meteorology, based on my experience of living for 30 years in my previous life, and the knowledge and common sense of 'looking at the clouds and knowing the weather' in the language books I learned in a certain year, whether it was the self-heating textbooks in elementary school or the 'looking at the clouds and the weather' in the language books I learned in a certain year, it was still in the afternoon not long after the beginning of spring. , this is in Luoyang City! It's not in a damp forest.
"There must be something strange about this fog!"
Just as Xiaoling and I were gathered around the barbecue, we were discussing whether this vague feeling was affected by the fog. The red figure, who had been squatting in the middle of the school yard just now, came over at some point, and then interjected directly from behind me and inserted into our discussion and said, "This is not fog!" It's a trick! ”
“……? What? Distraction? The sudden sound from behind me startled me directly. It wasn't because this person's voice was too loud or ugly, but because a strange crisp female voice suddenly appeared in my ears and said a strange noun, which scared me a little!
Seeing me look back at her, this young woman in a big red tight-fitting beard dress smiled at me behind me and said, "Yes! It's a trick! ”
What the hell is a blindfold? Spell? I looked at this person in confusion, and then suddenly realized that this young woman in a big red tight-fitting beard dress looked very heroic! It doesn't seem to be big, but she is wearing this tights, but she can well outline this slender figure and perfect curves, and this dress is bright red, which further sets off the beauty of this woman's white skin.
"This is Pan Liang Tiaoshun!" Seeing this little beauty who looked more mature than the little beauty in the car, I subconsciously spoke up.
'Not bad! It is completely different from the unscientific appearance of Xiaoli's childish appearance, and it also has the temptation of a mature woman! Not bad! This body is hot enough, I really want to touch it! I looked the woman up and down carefully, and then I spoke directly.
However, my few words, as if to offend the person in front of me, just after I finished speaking, the woman who was looking at me smiling immediately turned her face, only to see her suddenly glaring at her two pairs of Danfeng eyes, making an angry eye, silver teeth clenched atmosphere appearance, and then I didn't react yet, I felt a sudden appearance of a powerful force, directly from the back of my neck, and then I felt a whirling feeling, and then I was carried and flew up. After a few more laps, I was directly 5 meters away......
Then, after a sharp feeling of dizziness, I realized that I had just been carried by the collar by the neck and flew backwards. Well? Wait, why should I say again? As if it had happened before?
Just after my dizziness disappeared completely, I turned my head and saw that it was Xiaoling who had just carried my neck by the collar and flew out upside down. And where I was standing, the woman in a red tight-fitting beard and with a hot figure had a long sword in her hand and slashed directly at the place where I was standing.
"Oops, I'll go! Wasn't I very dangerous? I exclaimed, then turned around and asked Xiao Lingdao, who took me out 5 meters away.
"Yes, young master! After you teased her just now, I suddenly felt a murderous aura coming at you......" I said, "And then you took me and pretended to fly with me?" ”
After I said this, Xiao Ling was directly stunned by me, and then after Xiao Ling flew to give me a beautiful silver, she put me on the ground and kept silent.
Forehead! Am I talking to death? Even Xiaoling has learned to roll her eyes and give it to me! But it looks pretty cute! Compared to the awards that often gave me silver in the past, it seems to be different!
Forehead! No, my mind seems to have gone astray again!
After I coughed dryly, I said directly to the woman in red who was trembling all over her body and holding a sharp sword in her hand: "Hey! Chick! You're sick! How can you pull out a knife if you don't agree with each other~ Eh! Draw your sword and face each other! Do you want to assassinate me? "As soon as I finished speaking, I suddenly felt that something was wrong! Wait a minute? Xiao Ling seemed to say that I was 'teasing' her just now? Forehead! I didn't just subconsciously say what I thought!
Just when I was trying to remember whether I had really made a flirtatious speech just now, the woman in red seemed to be stimulated by my question just now, and then I saw her suddenly reach into her arms, and after she didn't know what she had taken out, she threw her hand directly at me, and then I felt the world spinning in front of me again, and I found myself being carried by Xiao Ling by the collar by the neck, and flew backwards again, and this time it was like a spiral to the sky, flying towards a high place......
"Ah~~~" With my scream, I finally felt that I landed again, and I directly weakened my legs and collapsed to the ground. It seems to be flying too fast just now! My legs are weak! Forehead! Wait~ Xiaoling's kung fu is so good now? Can you carry me and fly so high? I remember I was just been? When it spiraled into the sky, it seemed to fly four or five stories high! It's still flying in a circle of love!
"Huh! Dizzy! I want to vomit, I want to eat sour! "I subconsciously started talking nonsense. This is how I was dizzy! "Ahh My brain seems to have been thrown out! ”
Just as I was starting to babble, I heard Xiao Ling say to the woman in red, "Hey! My young master just said that you are sick! Sure enough, I was right! How can you suddenly kill someone and hurt someone with a hidden weapon? If you have the ability, don't use a guy, just fight me! What is the unlucky young master who bullied me powerless? ”
Well? Helpless? Still unlucky young master? Forehead! Xiaoling! Did you say that about your dear young master? If you say that about me, it will make me sad!
I sat down on the ground and complained in my heart in frustration. It's not that I don't want to say it directly, it's just that the spiral ascension action just now directly knocked me out, and I still can't stand up with weak legs, and my mouth is dizzy and wants to vomit. I'm not going to get a concussion! Forehead! Wait a minute! Doesn't this feel like a concussion? It's like you've just finished a roller coaster! Isn't that right? I don't think I've ever been on a roller coaster before, huh?
"Huh! No way! I still want to vomit~~"