Chapter 71: Let Li Ke go with gunpowder
Cheng Yanjin scratched his head and said, "Warm up? What does it mean? ”
"Uh...... Just wait a minute......"
"Oooh!"
Just as a few people were staring intently at the fire, suddenly a Tang Dynasty aunt ran out with a bucket of water in her hand! He cursed and was about to throw himself at the fire......
"Hey! Don't ......"
Everyone shouted and pointed to the aunt at the same time, and the result was ...... The water still splashed over......
The black smoke is filled, and the fire is no longer called a fire, but wood slag......
"Hey! What are you doing! Who told you to splash water on the fire? Come! Take it for me! Cheng Biting Jin was so angry that the guards arrested this aunt!
This aunt turned her head and saw a bunch of people pointing at her in the distance, and there were officials who were officials, and she vaguely heard that she seemed to be arresting herself! I wondered, "I did a good deed!" Why are you still arresting me? ”
Seeing a few people in official costumes walking towards her, the aunt said secretly: Don't dare! Just run......
"Stay! Don't run ......"
How could the aunt outrun these middle-aged men on errands, she was caught after running a few steps, and said, "Why did you arrest me?" I didn't break the law! ”
The guards didn't care about this, held the aunt in place, and said disdainfully: "Hmph! Be honest! If you throw water on the fire, you're breaking the law! ”
The aunt suddenly felt a little sluggish in her brain, and muttered, "Throwing water on the fire is illegal? ”
Escorting the aunt to Cheng Yanjin, Cheng Yanjin said angrily: "Say! Why did you splash water on the fire? Is there some intention? ”
Li Ke looked at him speechlessly, and said in his heart: This is a ghost's attempt!
The aunt was held on the ground, coughed twice, and was about to speak, only to hear Cheng Yanjin say, "Don't say it?" If you don't say it, it's yes! Kill her on the spot......"
"Hey! Stop, stop! What is Cheng Bo doing? This aunt hasn't spoken yet! Let her get up and talk first! Holding her like this, there is no way to speak! ”
"Humph! Let her go! I'd like to see what she has to say. ”
"Wronged! I don't know if this is a fire made by a few officials, and the grass people think this is a king and a lamb......" The aunt immediately stopped as she spoke, and glanced at Li Ke and the others with her eyes in fear!
Li Ke and the others had black lines on their faces......
The aunt continued: "Uh...... Which Lang Jun accidentally lit a fire, the grass people were afraid that the fire would go off, so they splashed it with water...... That's a good intention...... I hope you will spare your lives! ”
"Ahem! This ......" Li Ke said embarrassedly: "Why don't you let him go!" I'm done! ”
"Humph!" Cheng Yanjin turned his head and didn't speak! Li Ke said: "Okay! It's okay! Let's go! ”
"Thank you, Boss Li! Thank you, gentlemen! Auntie hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed to thank you!
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There was no way, such an embarrassing episode happened, Li Ke could only go back and do another one! This time, Li Ke crushed all the saltpeter and so on, and the guards sent some bamboo tubes, and Li Ke picked a bamboo tube that was one bigger than the one last time! After filling the gunpowder and sealing it, Li Ke asked the guards to make a fire in the second place! Li Ke hurriedly threw the bamboo tube into the fire, turned around and ran!
After a while, the "bomb" made of bamboo had not yet exploded, but the fire was slowly extinguished!
Li Ke looked at the smoky fire, puzzled in his heart, thinking about this ...... Could it be that it has failed again?
"Zimu! That's you kid...... Something you made up for a long time? Don't even make a sound! Cheng Yanjin pointed at Li Ke for a while, and then said with a look of sudden realization: "Oh...... You must have done something wrong, right? ”
As soon as Li Ke heard Cheng Yanjin say this, he was a little uncomfortable at first, and then immediately said: "Oops! Cheng Bo is really a thoughtful and good national ......"
"Get up! Give you some color...... You ......"
Cheng Yanjin suddenly forgot the next sentence as he spoke, stuck in his throat and said stiffly: "You...... You don't know black and white! ”
"Poof! ……”
"Who!? Who laughs?! ”
Cheng Yanjin turned his head to look and found that everyone's faces were flushed! The expression that wanted to laugh but couldn't laugh made Cheng Yanjin suddenly feel that this was an insult to himself!
"Hey! Cheng Bo! Don't worry, or ...... I'm ...... again, "Don't wait for Li Ke to finish speaking, suddenly!"
"Bang~" sounded, and everyone was startled and turned their heads to look! I saw a black fog around the fire, and suddenly, "Wow~!" With a sound, a guard next to Li Ke suddenly called out, covering his ears with his hands, and everyone looked and saw that there was a small piece of bamboo inserted in his right ear, and blood flowed!
This guard was Cheng Yanjin's personal guard, and another guard who came with him hurriedly gave him medicine!
At this time, Rika suddenly said, "Husband! Look! There was a man lying next to the fire! Li Ke turned his head to look, and sure enough, there was a person lying next to the fire, and thick black smoke filled everywhere...... A mushroom cloud has formed! Scattered around are pieces of wood with sparks on them......
"Holy! Day...... Who's that?! ”
Li Ke was quite happy about the explosion of gunpowder he made, but when he saw that there was still a person lying next to the fire, he hurriedly ran over and thought to himself, but there must be no problem!
The jet-black face is full of holes, and the throat is inserted by splinters! Motionless, Li Ke thought he was dead, but he didn't expect the guard next to him to reach out and probe his pulse, and said, "It's okay, it's not dead!" Just fainted! ”
"Then why are you still stunned? Hurry up and get artificial respiration! Otherwise...... Forehead......" Li Ke said and said, and suddenly saw that everyone was looking at him, so he knew that he had said that he had opened his mouth, and immediately changed his words and said: "Splash him with cold water ......"
Only then did everyone turn around, and everyone was busy for a while! Soon, more and more people surrounded them, and they were basically attracted by the sound of the explosion!
"Oops! Why is this man so dark? Could it be that you are drilling into the bottom of the pot? ”
"Not quite like that! Ay! Hush! ”
"What's wrong?"
"You come here with your ears...... You see so much wood ash around here, it's clear that they want to destroy the corpses......"
"Huh?! No way?! ”
"Really ......"
Li Ke listened to the speculation of the people around him, was speechless for a while, got up and said, "Hey! Are you finished? What's the point of saying this? Besides, I'll beat you! ”
The two were startled and hurriedly fled......
"Zi Mu Xian's nephew! You've done a great job! Hahaha! I'm going to show Your Majesty......" After Cheng Yanjin finished speaking, he happily ran back and rode his horse and left......
Li Ke couldn't even stop them, so he could only watch them go away...... Said: "Day ......"
Three days later......
Li's father and Li's mother wrote to say that they were all right! This letter was actually sent by the guards who followed to protect their parents, their family members! When I asked, I found out that this is the legendary flying pigeon biography!
In the past three days, under the reconciliation of Wu Bo and Liu Xiangxiu, Li Dabao finally opened his heart knot and made peace with Li Dagui! Actually, Li Dabao didn't think about anything at all, he just came out with a bad anger that had suppressed him for many years, and now that the anger is over, there is nothing left! After all, it's not Li Dagui's fault!
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In the past three days, Tuli has already arrived at the tribe......
Jieli looked at Tuli in front of him, and said angrily: "Ashinash Bo Yuan!" You have 50,000 elite soldiers, and you can't even defeat a group of rebels? ”
"Humph! Ashina is aggressive! What you said soundly, the Xue Yantuo tribe actually avoided in the city, how could it be so easy to attack the city? "Jieli has more soldiers, but the assault was frustrated, and Tuli didn't give Jieli a good face in a fit of anger!
"That only proves your incompetence, and no matter how many soldiers and horses you are given, it won't help! even lost tens of thousands of soldiers and horses! Jieli said coldly!
When Tuli heard this, he became angry and said angrily: "Hmph! If it weren't for that damned strategist, how could Ben Khan have been so defeated? ”
"You can believe all the words of a strategist?! Who is Khan? To put it bluntly, you still don't know anyone...... Lose 50,000 of my elite soldiers! ”
"Hahaha...... I don't know anyone? What about you? Hiding here? Why don't you go on a crusade? ”
"Presumptuous! You have to be clear about where you stand now! All right! I know you're tired! So...... Come! ”
Tuli Khan looked at Jieli in disbelief and said angrily: "You...... What do you mean? ”
Jieli Khan smiled and said, "Your crusade is too hard, so ...... Let's go and rest first! After speaking, he said to the guards: "Take Tuli Khan back to rest, pay attention to be "careful" to take care of it, and take care of it all the time!" One hair is missing...... Well! ”
Tulina still didn't know what Jieli meant, and roared angrily: "You...... This is crossing the river and demolishing the bridge...... You! You're going to imprison Ben Khan?! You're crazy......"
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Palace
"What do you think?"
The eldest grandson Wuji got up and said, "Your Majesty! Now that Tuli is imprisoned by Jieli, the minister thinks this is good news! You can send troops to attack! ”
"Your Majesty! The minister seconded the proposal! ”
Hou Junji stood up and said, "Your Majesty! The minister did not agree with what Zhao Guogong said, although this Turk said that it was said that it lost 30,000 soldiers, but who can prove it? What if this is a Turkic trick? ”
How else can this be proven? Could it be that I, Du Ruhui, can't eat white rice? Shang Shu's left servant shot Du Ruhui and immediately became unhappy and retorted.
"Hey! Lao Du ...... Cai Guogong! I didn't mean that! ”
"That's it! All right! Don't make any noise, this matter ...... I still need to think a lot about it, and I have made an alliance with Jieli to send troops like this...... The teacher is unknown...... Moreover, the country's strength is gradually recovering...... It is a period of high prosperity for the people......"
Li Shimin was also afraid that a sudden war would have an impact on the system he had just established, which would arouse strong disgust among the people!
"Your Majesty! It's better to send Li Ke with a ...... Forehead...... Ahem! As Hou Junji spoke, he suddenly realized something, hurriedly stopped, and sat back!
Li Shimin and the ministers were confused, thinking to themselves, what does this matter have to do with Li Ke? Li Shimin asked: "Chen Guogong has something to say, why is it so procrastinating?" ”
Hou Junji regretted it for a while, he suddenly forgot that Li Ke already had a marriage contract with Princess Xiangcheng! Now it's a dilemma! Now His Majesty asked a question, but he didn't dare not answer, so he could only stand up and say, "Your Majesty! This Li Ke developed that ...... What "gunpowder", the power is huge, maybe it can be ......"
Everyone in the hall turned their heads to look at Hou Junji, thinking: This guy ...... How can you be so brave to say it?