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Morning.

Wei Zheng, who is also the middle of the door and the imperial doctor, is gushing: "...... Your Majesty, the small Yunyang County, in one year, has wrongly judged as many as 20 unjust cases, resulting in the innocent death of more than 10 people, the people are full of complaints, the people are not happy, Yunyang County decrees, death is not a pity, when escorted into Beijing, handed over to the three divisions for trial, announced to the world, in order to set an example ......"

The words did not speak.

I heard the sound of rustling behind me.

Someone exclaimed, "General Cheng, what are you doing here?" ”

When Wei Zheng heard this, he immediately knew that it was Cheng Biting Jin who was doing a moth.

He turned around angrily, ready to reprimand Cheng Biting Jin, however, when he saw Cheng Biting Jin's appearance, he was stunned.

I saw that Cheng Biting Jin's face was red, and he was even a little painful, and he was stretching his hands behind his buttocks, trying to dig something.

It looks very ugly.

It's even obscene!

Wei Zheng couldn't bear it, and said loudly: "General Cheng, this is the Taiji Palace, it's the early dynasty, do you want to take out anything filthy?" ”

The voice did not fall.

Bang.

There was a muffled sound.

Cheng Yanjin took out a huge popsicle from the back of his buttocks.

A chill spread in all directions.

Everyone looked at the big popsicle and gasped.

For a moment, everyone froze.

It's huge!

Huge no friends!

It makes people tremble!

Cheng Yanjin was holding a huge popsicle, which looked even more terrifying than he was holding two Xuanhua axes.

Ice, water for which it is cold and cold.

We've all seen ice.

But no one has ever seen such a huge oddly shaped popsicle in this hot summer.

Cheng Biting Jin, what kind of trouble is this?

Cheng Yanjin gasped and laughed: "Hahaha, my thing is huge, right?" ”

Everyone: "......"

The eldest grandson Wuji asked, "Cheng Zhijie, where did you get this from?" ”

Cheng Yanjin smiled and said, "I bought this thing from a merchant, and it is not expensive at all, only ten yuan a piece." ”

Fang Xuanling shook his head: "In this hot season, it is rare to be able to buy ice, but it is not worth ten times. ”

"Yes, isn't ice just water, how can it be sold for ten dollars."

"General Cheng was probably deceived."

There was a lot of skepticism all around.

Cheng Biting Jin was anxious, pointed to the popsicle and said: "You know a fart, this popsicle is slightly sweet, do you know it?" It is between slightly sweet and not sweet, it tastes sweet, it is the best thing to cool and relieve the heat, I don't believe it, Lao Cheng I will eat it for you to see......"

After that, Cheng bit Jin opened his mouth wide and bit it.

The huge popsicle was swallowed by him, and only half of it was still outside.

"Wow......"

The crowd was amazed.

General Cheng's mouth is too big.

Admire!

Qin Qiong took the lead in giving Cheng Jin a thumbs up.

Everyone also praised it.

Many people are even more interested in Cheng Biting Jin's mouth, and they can't wait to find an opportunity to have an in-depth exchange with Cheng Biting Jin to see how Cheng Biting Jin did it.

But just when everyone was praising him, he saw Cheng Biting Jin suddenly let go of his hand, opened his teeth and claws, his face was red, and he was whimpering and saying something, but no one could hear it.

Everyone looked confused.

Qin Qiong, who was closest to him, suddenly shouted, "It's not good, Zhijie's mouth is stuck with ice!" ”

Anyone who has ever eaten a popsicle knows that it is best not to lick the popsicle that has just been taken out, otherwise it will be easy to get caught.

And Cheng Biting Jin is even worse!

Instead of his tongue being glued, his entire mouth was glued and he couldn't move.

Everyone hurriedly put Cheng Yanjin to sleep on the ground, and then gathered in a circle.

Li Er also hurriedly ran down and looked at Cheng Yanjin with a black line.

Li Jing said: "General Qin, you have to be patient and patient, I will pull out this ice block with great strength." ”

As soon as he was about to make a move, he was stopped by Qin Qiong: "No, this will tear off Zhijie's skin and flesh, I think when I licked the door knocker in winter, a piece of my tongue was torn off......"

So what to do?

Wang Jue said: "It's better to go in hard first, and then pull it out vigorously." ”

Cheng Biting Jin hurriedly waved his hand.

The depth of his mouth is known only to himself.

He knew very well that he had reached his limit and could not cha anymore.

The crowd was at a loss.

It's not that people aren't smart.

was scared silly by Cheng Biting Jin, plus he had no experience.

The imperial doctor soon came and gave a solution: that is, to drench in warm water.

Everyone was in a hurry, using a teapot to pour warm water around the golden mouth.

After a long period of work, the popsicle was finally pulled out.

Cheng bit Jin's stomach, but poured a lot of water, and it was round.

He got up and ran out as if he were flying, apparently to go to the toilet.

Li Er stood on the main hall, looking at the unrecognizable popsicle with a black line on his face.

Cheng Zhijie is unreliable!

He was originally the male number one appointed by His Majesty Li Er!

I thought there would be a wonderful show.

Who knew that such an embarrassing thing could happen.

Li Er's anger is amazing!

Seeing that Cheng Biting Jin couldn't count on it, Li Er had to play in person.

He paused, looked at everyone, and said: "Ladies and gentlemen, I have also guessed Zhijie's thoughts, he just wants everyone to see the wonders of this popsicle, this popsicle, I have also eaten, and the popsicle store has opened in the West Market, and now, the ice cellar in your house is estimated to have been consumed, you might as well buy a few popsicles to relieve the heat......"

Last time, when I advertised for soap, Li Er was still very tactful.

But now he has a gambling appointment with Chen Chu, and three days is too fast.

He couldn't wait.

Simply stand directly on the platform as the emperor.

Tell the ministers directly, this popsicle is very awesome, you should go and buy it.

When everyone heard this, they nodded their heads and looked happy.

"It turns out that there are still people selling ice, it's really an ancient anecdote, I'm going to buy some!"

"Yes, let's go!"

"Let's go!"

Seeing this, Li Er said happily: "Scatter the dynasty!" ”

Go ahead!

All go buy ice!

I want Chen Chu to cry tomorrow.

He was so happy.

All along, Chen Chu's kid has belittled him openly and secretly and looked down on him.

He just couldn't kill Chen Chu yet.

Now, there is finally a chance to crack down on Chen Chu's arrogance.

Li Er returned to the Ganlu Hall with satisfaction, and said to Gao Chen: "Send an order to Cheng Chumo and ask him to send the news of the West Market every half an hour. ”

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

Li Er's mood was unprecedentedly happy.

He suddenly found that he actually enjoyed this process of fighting wits and courage with Chen Chu.

It turns out that it's not just about getting rich and having fun.

It's also fun to hit people.

……

The ministers of civil and military affairs walked out of the Taiji Palace.

Situ Wang Jue suddenly frowned and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, I think there is something strange about this matter. ”

Everyone stopped.

The eldest grandson Wuji smiled and said, "Everyone, can't you see how similar this popsicle is to that soap!" ”

A word to wake up the dreamer!

……

(If nothing else, there are two more chapters, the waist is not good, and the speed is not fast...... ）