Chapter 147: Jiang Fan, your uncle! Lao Tzu fought with you!
Soon after Jiang Fan left, Chen Shanming rushed in again.
"What about Jiang Fan?"
Chen Shanming shouted angrily.
"Alright, look at your little bit of interest." Fan Tianlei scolded angrily.
"Holy!"
When Chen Shanming heard this, his arrogance became even worse, "I said No. 5, what's the matter with you?" Didn't you say it all at the beginning, let's fix Jiang Fan's little bastard together? Why are you going to work with him to fix me? Am I the soldier you brought out? You can't bear to hurt me like this? ”
"Hey, what you said, why did I cheat you?"
Fan Tianlei retorted: "I gave him a task, and while he was chatting, you suddenly rushed in." I haven't explained the situation to you yet, as soon as you saw Jiang Fan so beautiful, you immediately got on your body, and you couldn't wait to hold hands with her, hug, kiss, get married, and have children. You ......"
"Say no more! I'm a little sick to my stomach! ”
As soon as Chen Shanming remembered the conversation with Jiang Fan just now, he felt his stomach churn.
Nima, what is this?
going to flirt with a guy by himself!
What the hell am I ...... Is your brain watered?
"Okay, you don't have to worry about him pit you against you in the future." Fan Tianlei comforted.
"Five, what do you mean?" Chen Shanming was stunned.
"I asked him to go out on a mission, and he won't be able to come back for at least a month." Fan Tianlei said.
"Really?" When Chen Shanming heard this, he was immediately ecstatic.
No way!
This plague god is finally leaving!
I'll light a firecracker to celebrate!
"No, Five, what mission did you send him to go for at least a month?" Chen Shanming asked curiously.
"Didn't you just see that?"
Fan Tianlei said: "Disguise yourself as a female soldier, go to the Fire Phoenix to participate in the training, and assist the Thunderbolt Commando to train the special skills of the female soldiers of the Fire Phoenix." ”
"What?" Chen Shanming's face was full of shock, "He is a male soldier, and he wants to eat and live with a group of female soldiers?" ”
"What? Are you also interested? Fan Tianlei asked.
Of course I'm interested!
What a good thing like this, which male soldier doesn't want to do it!
That's a bunch of female soldiers!
Eating and living with them, this life is not too good, right?
"What, boss, are there any places left?"
Chen Shanming asked with a cheap smile.
"Get out!"
Fan Tianlei scolded angrily: "As for your disguise technique of disguising yourself as a woman, you have to be recognized in less than half a day!" ”
Chen Shanming was speechless for a moment.
He really didn't have the confidence to survive half a day.
Not everyone is as perverted as Jiang Fan.
Even the voice is a woman's.
Chen Shanming wondered if this guy had gone to Thailand for surgery.
According to Jiang Fan's female makeup skills and his own camouflage skills, even he can't find out, I believe that Lei Zhan and those female soldiers are also difficult to find out that he is a male soldier.
However, thinking that in the next month, he would not be able to see this plague god, Chen Shanming's heart blossomed.
It's going to be peaceful again.
Jiang Fan was preparing things in the storage room where he saluted, when Chen Shanming suddenly rushed in.
Jiang Fan was taken aback.
"! Instructor Chen, you are really haunted! I can tell you! Don't mess around! You can't beat me! ”
Jiang Fan said vigilantly.
"Hehehe......"
Chen Shanming suddenly showed an extremely warm laugh, "Look at you nervous, I'm not here to settle accounts with you, relax, relax." Come, what things to pack or prepare, can I help you? ”
"Uh......"
Jiang Fan was stunned for a moment, and his heart became more vigilant.
Nothing to be courteous, either a traitor or a thief!
"Oh, don't be nervous, don't I see that you are going to leave for another month, a little reluctant? I'll see you off. ”
Chen Shanming said with a smile.
Jiang Fan sprayed on the spot.
Why do you take a look in the mirror, are you reluctant to look at it?
You're wishing I could go quickly, right?
Suddenly, Jiang Fan understood why Chen Shanming was so enthusiastic.
I see.
"That, Instructor Chen, I'm thirsty, go pour me a glass of water." Jiang Fan said lightly.
Chen Shanming's face darkened.
Nima, does this bastard really call his instructor as a junior brother?
I'm just being polite, you're really not polite to me, are you?
However, thinking that after Jiang Fan left, he would be able to live a comfortable life for more than a month, Chen Shanming finally did so.
"Here, your water!"
Chen Shanming handed the water cup to Jiang Fan.
"Why is it cold, I want to be hot. Go and change it to a hot one. ”
Jiang Fan said with a look of disgust.
"Why don't you say it's hot?" Chen Shanming roared.
"Didn't I say that?" Jiang Fan said innocently.
Chen Shanming: "......"
"Do you like to drink or not?"
Chen Shanming said coldly.
"Well, no, I feel a little tired, maybe I have a cold or a fever. I'll go to the chief of staff and say that someone else will go to the Fire Phoenix. I can't go. ”
Jiang Fan looked sick, said, and slowly walked outside.
Chen Shanming was immediately stupid.
Little bastard, you're going to eat me, aren't you?
Chen Shanming really wanted to slap himself twice.
Nima, why didn't you run over to provoke this plague god?
Don't you think he's not miserable enough?
"Stop!"
Chen Shanming drank coldly, gritted his teeth and glared at Jiang Fan, the hot gas erupted from his nostrils, and he was about to spew out sparks.
"I'm down!"
Chen Shanming gritted his teeth and said.
In order to send you away, I endure!
Jiang Fan took the boiling water handed over by Chen Shanming, didn't drink it, and put it aside directly, "Suddenly I don't want to drink it anymore." Instructor Chen, if you have time, would you like to wash my clothes for me? I'm a little tired and want to take a break. ”
"Jiang Fan, don't deceive people too much! I've put up with you for a long time! Chen Shanming roared.
"Don't want to? That's it. I'll go to the chief of staff......"
"Do you love to go! Lao Tzu is not waiting today! Chen Shanming said coldly.
It's really uncle who can bear it, but aunt can't bear it!
This bastard did it on purpose!
Good man resolutely uncompromising!
It's a big deal to pit you for another month!
"Oops."
Jiang Fan suddenly patted his head and said suddenly: "By the way, Instructor Chen, I suddenly remembered something. I remember that before I went to the Army Aviation School, I made a bet with you that whoever loses will have to promise the other party one thing unconditionally. I seem to remember, I won, right? ”
The muscles on Chen Shanming's face twitched and twitched, and he almost didn't have cramps.
O iniquity!
What kind of madness did you smoke and take the initiative to come and find abuse!
I'm a hell of a psychopath!
"You say, if you put on the makeup of a woman and run around our base a few laps, will it become the most beautiful scenery in the history of our wolf's tooth base?"
Jiang Fan smiled slightly and said.
"Jiang Fan, you ......"
Chen Shanming was already so angry at this time that his nostrils were spewing hot gas, as if he might explode at any time.
"I think, how can Instructor Chen also be a major officer of the wolf's teeth, and he is willing to gamble and lose this little credit, right?"
If it weren't for suppressing the anger in his heart with strong willpower, Chen Shanming would really rush forward to fight Jiang Fan for three hundred rounds.
"Count you ruthless! Which ones to wash? Chen Shanming gritted his teeth and roared in a low voice.
If he was really allowed to run outside in this woman's makeup, he would not be disgraced.
Where is the face to continue to stay in the wolf's teeth!
"Oh, these are all washed, last month was more humid, they all smelled a little, and if you don't wash them, they will be moldy." Jiang Fan pointed to a pile of clothes and said.
Chen Shanming looked at the pile of clothes, and finally couldn't help it, he sprayed it on the spot, and couldn't hold it anymore, and pounced towards Jiang Fan, "Jiang Fan, your uncle!" Lao Tzu fought with you! ”