Chapter 218 236 Useless New Weapons, Break with a Prune!
"You! You~ How can you bend it? It~ is made of titanium alloy! "I shouted in surprise when I saw the 'Thunderbolt Spear' made of titanium alloy that had been bent by the prize, and then twisted into a twisted titanium alloy.
"Oh! What kind of gold do you say? Taihe Kim? What is that? But you're pretty light! Moreover, it is quite sturdy! "After the award was screwed back into the twisted 'Thunder Spear'...... The pitiful titanium telescopic trekking pole that made up the body of the 'Thunderbolt Spear' was cut into four pieces...... It was not the titanium alloy that was screwed off, but the internal structure responsible for telescopic was completely destroyed, which made the telescopic trekking pole, which was originally four sections set together, shattered into four pieces......
"Huh? It's so unsturdy, it's a praise in vain! The prize grinned, and threw the 'Thunderbolt Spear', which had been broken into four pieces, into the trash...... In the past few days of traveling in the car, the only thing that makes me feel gratified is that I have developed a good habit of throwing garbage into the trash can, including the award and Xiaolizhi...... Forehead! It's off track again!
"That's ~ that's not how this one works!" I was given a disdainful look at the prize, but I had to explain, wanting her to know how powerful my new weapon, the Thunderbolt Spear, really was.
However, after I turned on the electric baton switch, I remembered that this was a moving RV! Not only was there no place to play, but there was no target to use for experiments, so after pouting and glancing at the electric sparks on the electric baton, he turned his head aside, completely ignoring what I wanted to explain to her......
I froze with the Thunderbolt Spear, letting the 'crackling' sound of the electric baton and the electric sparks keep flickering, but I couldn't think of an explanation of the award, and besides, I remember that the award had never seen me use the electric baton, so how else could I explain the power? No wonder she ignored me......
After thinking about it for a long time, I felt a little silly to carry an electric baton like this, and it was a waste of electricity...... So after a while, I put the new weapon 'Lightning Spear' back in the mall, and I was ready to show off its power when I had a chance later......
"Huh! What a broken thing, it will be folded as soon as you pinch it! "As soon as I put my new weapon, the Thunderbolt Spear, back in the mall, I heard Xiao Tian pouting on the side. Is this despised by newcomers again?
“……!” Forget it, looking at the fact that she helped us warn us just now, I still don't want to argue with her, after all, Xiao Tian is new here, and I don't know what I'm capable of, and besides, for her human radar, no matter how easy her ears are, she is also a person who can't look at her, I can't bully her!
"Oh yes, I have to check her eyesight when I'm free, to see what causes her to be blind!" After I glanced at Xiao Tian with a stinky face, I remembered the matter of her eyes again, and then I muttered such a sentence. Alas! I'm so kind-hearted! is obviously despised, and he still wants to help her see a doctor......
After I stopped thinking about this, I just remembered to ask what happened just now, so that in such a short time in the mall, the award put those pursuers in order? I've been worried for a long time!
Thinking of this, I cheekily moved to the side of the award who was sitting on the edge of the bed and began to close my eyes, and then asked in a low voice.
"Ahem! Awards? Awards! What happened to you? Didn't you have a break yesterday? Aren't you tired? Would you like to eat something? Drink some yogurt or not? ”
After hearing my fake concern, the award opened his eyes and looked at me, and then he flew me with a blank eye......
Anyway, I really want everyone I've seen lately like to roll their eyes at me? Are they all here to make their eyes bigger? But then again, it's because I've seen too many white eyes recently that I found out that the flying white eyes of the original award are still the most beautiful! I don't know if it's a relationship I'm used to, but in retrospect, it seems that since I crossed the Tang Dynasty, the first thing to fly at me was this product! Am I addicted to everything she despises? Forehead...... This problem is not good.,I have to change it.,Or I'm afraid I'll become a Jitter M attribute......
After giving me a roll of the eyes, the prize said, "Don't drink that thing, go, get me a bottle of good wine, the reddest kind!" By the way, remember to add ice ......"
“……! Ha? Do you drink in broad daylight? Wine is not suitable for daytime drinking, too! ”
"So much nonsense, go quickly, aren't you just curious about those cavalrymen just now? If you want to know, just get it for me! The award said angrily.
“…… All right! "I had no choice but to go back to the mall again, take out a bottle of good red wine, and then run to the cold drink shop and take out the ice, and then deliver it to the winners...... This is the matter of drinking red wine with ice cubes, but one time when the maids in the car had a 'snack night', the award inadvertently mentioned that "when she drinks Liangzhou wine at home, there are ice cubes that have been chilled, saying that this can suppress the fire in the wine...... although I don't understand what she said about 'fire in wine', but ice cubes are more and more in my mall!" Then, I took the soda machine from the cold drink shop from the mall and the ice box inside, and just like that, I moved it to the car. As a result, the award has developed the 'stinky problem' of drinking red wine with ice! Moreover, the soda machine that I thought would be very popular, after everyone tasted several kinds of soda in it, no one drank it anymore, not even Xiao Mei Niang, who didn't like it, and followed to grab red wine...... After I had a beating, I switched to yogurt...... So in the eyes of the awards, this yogurt is a trick to deceive children...... She only drinks red wine.
After the prize began to drink, she began to tell me what happened just now, it turned out that the cavalry behind was really chasing us, and it was the left guard general of the dynasty and the prince of Luguo Junji who gave the order!
After hearing this name, I immediately chuckled in my heart, I know this person, this person seems to have appeared in various TV series related to Datang back then, and it is said that he is a general who is very trusted by Li Shimin! Moreover, the most famous incident of this great general is his rebellion! And it's the kind of guy who hooks up with the prince and rebels together...... Although I don't know exactly when he rebelled, he was also a dangerous person, and he must not be related to him.
I was wondering how to avoid this dangerous man when I heard the winner continue: "Hmph, this old fellow seems to have received news of the birth of Inhuman! Ready to come over and get a ticket! ”
"Huh? Inhuman birth? What Inhuman? "I asked, why is this another 'Inhuman Birth'? Where did Inhumans come from? What I won't say is Zou Rushui!
"Oh! Don't you know? For you, the 'self-contained sect' and these people of the ancient inheritance, they are all called 'aliens', and every time they find the traces of your people, the various gate valve families will directly go up to rob people. After all, all this kind of alien will generally hide all kinds of stunts or university questions, and at the worst, they will also hide some ancient books into the world. And what the people of the gate valve families hope for the most is to get the help of these aliens, and they will also hollow out their stunts or knowledge, and then integrate into their own families. This is the reason why all kinds of gate valve families can survive for a long time! After looking at me, he added: "Of course, there are some more wasteful 'aliens', especially some people who don't even have 'ancient books' and only bring out all kinds of useless things!" ”
"Huh? Wait, this waste 'Inhuman' you are talking about can't be me! "I suddenly realized that something was wrong with the words of the award, which clearly means that I was 'waste'? However, didn't you find that even Zou Rushui's Yin-Yang School, as well as Xiao Tian's Lubanmen, didn't they all treat me as a baby, and they still had to join...... So, where do I waste? And while you drink the wine I brought out, you despise me, and say that what I take out is 'useless'! If you have the ability, don't eat or drink? I still remember it clearly, but you were attracted by these 'useless things' I took out, and you robbed me of the 'delicacy' called Flower Chicken that I failed to make, so you met me......
"Ahem! You~ You belong to the unconscionable behavior of 'picking up the bowl to eat, putting down the bowl and scolding the mother'! I despise you......" I said to the award.
"Haha! Well, okay! I said you were shit, I was wrong, I apologize! That's it! The award said with a smile.
But I was shocked! This is the first time I have apologized! You must know what I just said, but I said it with the feeling of 'I will be beaten again'! I didn't expect her to succumb? Is this ~ still an award? Is that unreasonable, lawless, and even a certain prince casually beaten up the award?
"Ahh Oh! Hehe! I really didn't know what to say, so I had to say a few words, and then I heard the award continue to explain: "Okay, in fact, you are also a good 'alien'." Moreover, the news of your acquaintances in the underground was probably spread by the post man who reported it privately, and it also alarmed the left guard general Luguo Gonghou Junji, who had just returned to his life, so he sent his personal guard team to rob people in a hurry. Speaking of this, the award award's face sank a little, and after a pause, he continued: "It's just that I didn't expect this Duke of Luguo to be so bold that he dared to send his personal guards to chase after him!" It seems that he wants to detain all the people and news related to the 'birth of an alien'! No wonder Dugumou that kid will come over to report the news in person, let's go first! ”
Hearing the award say this, I secretly said in my heart, you just know that this Hou Junji is bold! That's the one who is so bold! Those who are bold will rebel in the future! But I don't dare to say this news, after all, I don't know the specific time of this rebellion, and for this kind of dangerous person, it is actually the best not to have anything to do with it!
"Huh? That's not right! What does the birth of the alien have to do with us? We're not~ Eh, I mean, we all came out of Chang'an! This shouldn't be the so-called 'Inhuman Birth'! So why are we still running? ”
"You're not stupid! The messenger didn't know how many people were in our car? The cavalry who caught up with them must have wanted to leave all the Inhumans behind and bring them back, and they also wanted to temporarily detain all the people who knew the news, and only after they had brought the Inhumans to a pot would they put everyone else back. ”
"Huh? That is, they are trying to detain us from us? Then search to see if there are any Inhumans hidden here? But that Hou Junji even you dare to detain it? Is he bigger than your father Cheng Biting Jin and an official position? I asked.
"It's not as big as my father's official position, but it's about the same, and even if he detains us temporarily, as long as he doesn't offend us hard, or if he is rude to us, then even if it's my father, there is no way to turn his face with him because of this, but it's certain to fight!" The award shook his head and said.
"A fight?" Although I haven't seen the appearance of that Hou Junji, but after imagining Cheng Biting Jin's appearance, I was thinking about the appearance of two other uncles who were similar to him, fighting with each other, and grabbing their hair and pulling their beards, I suddenly felt that this kind of picture was surprisingly clear, and even I could make up the pictures and sounds in my mind!
"Huh! The picture is so beautiful, you will feel sick to your stomach if you think about it too much! "I said it unintentionally.
"What do you say? What's the picture? The award asked suspiciously!
"Oh no! It's nothing, you continue~ Oh yes, that's how you sent them away! "I quickly digressed the topic, if I let the prize know the picture in my mind, this thing will definitely beat me up to the way I think I want it to be...... After all, Cheng Yanjin is her father, and protecting the short, angering, and being angry are the fine traditions of their family......
"Oh! That's simple, I took out our customs clearance paperwork, and I also said that Her Royal Highness the eldest princess was in the car, so I sent them all away, otherwise it would definitely be troublesome! ”
“……!?” What the? Are you going to pull Xiao Lizhi out as a shield? Didn't she sneak out? You just pull it out as a shield with such fanfare, and use her name to scare others~ This~ Is this still a runaway princess......
"Oh yes! But I guess those kids in the ground are going to suffer! After all, those pro-soldiers are likely to dig them out by digging three feet into the ground! At that time, maybe they will all be snatched back by Lu Guogong's personal guards! ”
"Ahh What should I do, I~ Shall we go back and report a letter! No, or shall we go and save them? They don't seem to be good at fighting! "I was anxious, and although Zou Rushui's kung fu seemed to be very powerful, when I thought of Zou Rushui's appearance as a middle two and her 'spell-casting' appearance when I first met, I felt that they were in danger! After all, those 'tricks' can just scare and scare people!