351 Pull out the mountains and rivers to cover the world
The thick Roshan stopped in front of Du Yan and said condescendingly: "You guys are martial palaces, aren't they?" ”
Du Yan said: "Of course it is. ”
Roshan said like Hong Zhongdao: "Lao Tzu, I have infinite strength, I can carry hundreds of catties of Dading with one arm, and I can lift thousands of catties with both arms, do you see Lao Tzu's fist?" Lao Tzu can kill the tiger and the bull with one punch! Lao Tzu's strength is unmatched in the world! You just say, does your emperor need someone like Lao Tzu to fight him?! ”
As soon as the words fell, I heard Huo Jingcheng laugh loudly: "Hahaha-"
He smiled and approached steadily, stopped in front of the Roshan and looked at it with a smile, and asked, "You should be Lao Tzu, then what should I be?" ”
When Roshan heard this, his expression turned grim, causing his face to twitch with all the horizontal meat, and his squinted eyes widened: "Huh?!" You're the Emperor?! ”
Huo Jingcheng smiled calmly and said, "Yes, it's Lao Tzu." ”
After hearing this, Roshan looked at his dragon robe again, and immediately said, "Oops! Hello Lao Tzu! Oh no, no, good emperor! Oh no, no, no, Emperor Lao Tzu is good! ”
As soon as the words fell, the courtyard burst into laughter.
Huo Jingcheng also laughed endlessly, and said to him: "Lao Tzu is good, that is, you are the one who helped Lao Tzu fight the country, haha." ”
There was another burst of laughter in the courtyard.
Na Roshan couldn't hear Huo Jingcheng's ridicule, but he took it seriously, and immediately gave a thumbs up and said: "Emperor Lao Tzu has a good eye!" A wrestler like me is definitely hard to find! That...... Then I'll worship you first?! He was about to kneel as he spoke, but who knew that his body was fat and his movements were a little difficult, so Huo Jingcheng stopped with a smile: "Okay, those who are not informal, are the real heroes." ”
Roshan stood up straight again: "Oops! Emperor Laozi, why do you say anything I love to hear so much?! Haha-"
Huo Jingcheng smiled and asked, "What are you going to talk about just now?" ”
Roshan touched his round fat belly: "Emperor Laozi, do you take care of the food and meat for me in this martial palace?" If you want me to work for you, you'll have to feed me first, huh? As soon as he finished speaking, his stomach rumbled a few times in a very cooperative manner.
Huo Jingcheng saw that he was still hungry, and couldn't help but laugh again: "Haha, it turns out that this is what you want to talk about?" ”
Roshan said: "Of course! I'm here to eat your fill! Whoever cares about me is my son! ”
Huo Jingcheng couldn't stop laughing, so he simply put his fist to his lips to restrain a little, turned his head to Du Yan and said, "Go and tell the kitchen to prepare food for him." ”
When Roshan saw that he responded, he also smiled: "Emperor Laozi, then let's have ten catties of beef and five catties of wine first!" ”
Huo Jingcheng looked at his stomach and said with a smile: "You have ten meals this time?" ”
Roshan said in a hard voice: "What? Even you can't afford to support me? ”
Huo Jingcheng smiled again and instructed Du Yan: "Prepare ten catties of beef and five catties of wine, and if you don't have one, you will immediately send someone to buy it on the street." ”
Du Yan responded, and then he sent a person to run down the street.
Who knew that Roshan added to the errand runner: "There are still others!" And a pot of rice! Oh yes! A few more plates of bullwhips! ”
As soon as these words came out, there was another burst of laughter.
Huo Jingcheng covered his face with one hand, and his shoulders trembled with laughter. Roshan was puzzled and asked, "What?" Didn't Emperor Lao Tzu eat bullwhips? That's not right! What to eat and what to make up, you have many women, how can you not eat? ”
"Hahaha-" When Huo Jingcheng heard this, he couldn't help laughing again, and the surroundings were full of laughter, since this strong man came in, everyone didn't stop laughing, everyone saw that the emperor was interested in this person, and they didn't mind his open-mouthed, and talked to him kindly and patiently, and they couldn't stop laughing, and everyone dared to laugh as a lively one.
And Huo Jingcheng was indeed having fun, and continued to talk to him: "I haven't eaten bullwhips, but I often eat deer whips. ”
Roshan laughed: "That's right, no matter what whip, just eat it!" ”
Huo Jingcheng asked, "What's your name?" ”
Roshan gave a thumbs up and pointed at himself: "Everyone calls me Zhuangshan!" ”
Huo Jingcheng smiled and nodded: "Well, people are as their name suggests." Okay, I'll accept you as a wrestler, and I'll sit in this martial palace with my Du Aiqing in the future. ”
Zhuang Shan only cared about his stomach and asked, "Can I eat each meal?" ”
Huo Jingcheng pinched the bridge of his nose and said with a smile: "That's it, in the future, you can go to Tianxiaju to eat every meal, it was opened by a friend of mine, I will send someone to give an explanation over there, make sure that you eat well and eat well, and leave after eating, is it a deal?" ”
When Zhuang Shan heard this, he had to kneel for Huo Jingcheng no matter what, and his body like Roshan knelt down with difficulty, and kowtowed hard: "Thank you Emperor Laozi!" Zhuangshan will never eat in vain, the emperor Lao Tzu wants to use people, an order, Zhuangshan will give you a knife and a mountain oil pot! If I blink, I will lose this 500 catties of meat! ”
Huo Jingcheng laughed: "Haha-good!" ”
After the two finished talking, Zhuangshan swaggered and found a place to sit down at the wide table, just waiting for the meal to begin.
Huo Jingcheng returned to Yao Duran's side, still smiling in a good mood.
Yao Duran took his arm and asked softly, "Your Majesty, what is a bullwhip?" ”
This question, Huo Jingcheng immediately laughed and trembled again, she didn't know?
Yao Duran looked puzzled and was still waiting for an answer, Huo Jingcheng saw this, leaned closer and said with a smile: "Uh...... Bullwhip, that's it...... Belch...... How to say it, haha, Dye'er, don't ask, I haven't encountered such a difficult question to answer. ”
"Oops!" At this time, I only heard the sound of the strong mountain, as if I couldn't hold my breath. It turned out that in addition to his infinite strength, this person was also born with sensitive ears, several times better than ordinary people, so he inevitably heard the conversation between the emperor and the queen, and saw that Huo Jingcheng couldn't answer, so he couldn't hold his breath, and after a sigh, he raised his voice and said: "I don't know the bullwhip, let me tell you this, when the emperor Laozi sleeps with you, that guy is the dragon whip!" That cow guy is a bullwhip! ”
As soon as these words came out, the laughter in the courtyard burst out, and it shook the sky for a while! Some people in the crowd were already laughing and falling to the ground, and some were clutching their stomachs......
And Huo Jingcheng covered his face with one hand and laughed almost out of breath.
And Yao Duran was said by him, and his kung fu suddenly understood, and his face was red! Huo Jingcheng saw that she was very ashamed, and pressed her into his arms and hid her, but he still couldn't stop laughing.
Fortunately, the people sent by Du Yan were fast, so they came back with a bunch of big bags and small bags to eat, and when Zhuangshan saw what he was eating, he didn't care about anything else, so An Ansheng sat there and ate a lot.
He ate rough and bold, eating meat and drinking wine, ten catties of beef and several servings of bullwhips, and the strong mountain ate rice with a mouth full of oil, and the people in the courtyard were dumbfounded and amazed.
While eating, he raised his head and said, "Emperor Laozi, wait a minute, when I am full, I will show you my hands!" Haha-"
His words really entered the hearts of everyone, such a majestic person as a mountain, also known as his own infinite strength, who doesn't want to see it?
For a while, everyone was waiting for him to finish eating.
Until he finished eating, raised his hand to wipe his mouth left and right, first laughed a few times contentedly, and then began to look around, and finally, he really found a craggy strange rock, which is a small rockery carved from the whole Taihu Lake stone, steep and majestic.
Zhuang Shan swaggered over, and slowly rubbed his hands after standing still.
As soon as everyone saw it, they immediately understood what he was going to do, and they looked at the majestic little rockery one by one, revealing an incredible expression.
Huo Jingcheng said: "This strange stone looks like it should be about six hundred catties, if you can pick it up, it will really pull out the mountains and rivers." ”
Zhuang Shan laughed, then separated the two cylindrical legs, steadied the horse's steps, and then reached out to hug the strange stone, and groped and tried on the stone with both hands, and finally found the right point of strength.
Everyone was waiting to watch, and the audience was silent.
At this time, I saw Zhuangshan grit his teeth, and began to exert force, he is good at weightlifting, and he can be called comfortable in how to use force. At this time, the strength he gave was progressive, and just like that, in a few blinks of an eye, he really saw that the strange stone base was off the ground! Zhuang Shan still clenched his teeth, did not say a word, and continued to exert his strength, and in the jaw-dropping of everyone, the strange stone was held higher and higher by him......
"Good!!"
"Divine power!!"
Bursts of cheers and cheers suddenly rang out all around.
Yao Duran looked nervous, and secretly sweated for him.
Zhuang Shan picked up the strange stone, in order to show his strength, he carried the strange stone on his round stomach for a long time, and then slowly put it back in place.
As soon as he let go of his hand, he let out a long breath and turned to the crowd and laughed.
"Good! What a miracle! Huo Jingcheng applauded him slowly, Zhuang Shan took a few steps closer to him, and said heroically: "What else does Emperor Lao Tzu want to see?" Just say it! ”
Huo Jingcheng was interested in him, and he was not polite, and immediately said: "Come on, prepare a rope, and a few more warriors will tug of war with him!" ”
When Zhuang Shan heard this, he smiled when he landed: "Emperor Lao Tzu really knows how to play!" Haha, I love this game! ”
Du Yan quickly ordered someone to prepare a thick rope, Zhuang Shan held his head and waited, at this time, there were warriors who did not believe in evil enthusiastically participated, and five or six people came out at once, all of them went to the end of the thick rope.
One person fights several people, this game is indeed exciting.
The two parties held the rope and got ready, Huo Jingcheng slowly raised his hand and stretched out his index finger to volley a little! The two people began to exert force, and the thick rope suddenly tightened!
The crowd watching the battle was wonderful, cheering and cheering.
Unexpectedly, in the end, the straight thick rope is unmoving, Zhuang Shan still looks relaxed holding the rope, and the whole person does not move at all, which shows that its strength can resist several people.
Huo Jingcheng raised his hand a little more: "Add two more." ”
So, two more people joined the team and fought against Zhuangshan together, but it was still in vain, and seven or eight people couldn't pull out a Zhuangshan.
Huo Jingcheng smiled and said, "Add two more." ”
In this way, ten people began to tug of war with Zhuangshan, and Zhuangshan seemed to be a little struggling, knowing that if it was consumed again, it would be lost, so it was better to strike while the iron was hot and win with one move. After making up his mind, Zhuangshan immediately burst out with a force, accompanied by a long roar, and with a violent force in his hand, he pulled all the people over at once, and in an instant, one by one, the rope also took off, and he was embarrassed.
Zhuang Shan blushed and laughed out loud when he saw it.