"Smack!"

Li Chengfeng snapped his fingers and said, "It's very simple, since the old thief is not leaving, then we will kill him and see how long he can stay in the palace!" ”

After speaking, Li Chengfeng stretched out his little hand and pulled it out in his pocket.

"System, open the Mystery Shop!" Li Chengfeng said silently in his heart.

"Ding, the mystery shop has been opened for the host, may I ask the host what do you want to buy?"

"Are there any super laxatives to buy?"

"Back to the host, yes!"

Immediately afterwards, the purchase column of laxatives was displayed in front of Li Chengfeng.

[Unobstructed gastrointestinal laxatives, price: 20 naughty value! ]

Croton laxative, price: 50 naughty points!

Super invincible abdominal pain laxative, price: 100 naughty points!

Jianghu people call it a laxative, the price: 200 naughty points]

"Hahaha, there is actually such a laxative as Lila?"

Li Chengfeng was laughed to death by the name of this laxative.

Then he opened the laxative's effect and checked.

Super Invincible Laxative for Abdominal Pain: People who consume this laxative will not be able to walk out of the toilet for a whole day. The next day, I was so weak that I couldn't go out!

Jianghu people call it Lila: the medicine is as its name suggests, and people who consume this laxative will immediately have diarrhea within three seconds.

"Hahaha, this is too powerful, isn't it? No, if I give Master Shikong a meal to Lila, he will definitely not be able to practice the Fa, so the system, buy me a pack of super invincible abdominal pain laxatives! ”

"Ding, good host, the system has successfully purchased it for you, and it has been stored in the system's warehouse!"

After buying abdominal pain laxatives, Li Chengfeng finally took out abdominal pain laxatives from his jacket pocket.

Li Lizhi blinked her shining eyes, looked at Li Chengfeng suspiciously, and said, "Brother Feng'er, what were you laughing at just now?" Also, what are you holding in your hand? ”

Li Chengfeng smiled: "Hehe, this is a pack of super invincible abdominal pain laxatives, I plan to put it all into the meat eaten by the old thief, sister, what do you think?" ”

If it was before, Li Lizhen would definitely stop it.

But now, Li Lizhi knows that the old thief is actually a monk who eats meat? So Li Lizhi also smiled slyly and said, "Okay, then I'll help you release Brother Feng'er!" ”

"Okay, I'll open the meat jar, you can put it!"

Li Chengfeng opened the meat jar, and after Li Lizhi tore open the laxatives, he put them all into it.

Li Lizhi put it away, and said in her mouth: "Hmph, who let you, a stinky monk, eat meat?" I'll put laxatives for you to eat, see if you have diarrhea after eating? ”

"Haha, sister, don't worry, the old thief will definitely have diarrhea after eating!"

Li Chengfeng patted his chest and reassured.

The system is produced and must be a high-quality product.

As long as the old thief eats this meat, he estimates that it will take several days to recover!

Since playing with Li Chengfeng, Li Lizhi feels that she has become a lot worse.

But it's really fun to do such a prank, because they punish bad people, so Li Lizhen doesn't feel any guilt in her heart.

After putting in the laxative, Li Chengfeng also deliberately stirred it with chopsticks so that he would not be discovered by the old thief.

……

Suddenly, a familiar voice came from the door, and when Li Chengfeng heard it, was Wei Zheng talking?

I only heard Wei Zheng say: "Master Shikong, you go to the temple to prepare first, you are about to go to the Tai Chi Palace of the Emperor Tai Shang to practice!" ”

"Okay Prime Minister Wei Zheng, Lao Wei will go and put on the robe, and then go to the Taiji Palace of the Emperor Taishang with Prime Minister Wei Zheng!"

"Okay, I'll be waiting for you outside the door!"

……

"It's coming, it's coming, the old thief is coming? Brother Feng'er, what should we do now? ”

The first time she did such a thing, Li Lizhen suddenly panicked.

And Li Chengfeng covered Li Li's mouth and said, "Shhh, don't make a sound, we can hide in the backyard of the temple!" We can't be discovered by the old thief, or he will surely suspect what we are doing here, and then stop eating the meat in the jar! ”

"Woo!"

Li Lizhi nodded, and then hid in the backyard of the temple with Li Chengfeng.

Master Shikong walked into the temple solemnly, but he had a very proud smile on his face.

He smiled and muttered to himself: "Haha, I really didn't expect that the emperor would value me so much?" In the Xuanwu Gate, and go to the Tai Chi Palace of the Emperor Tai Shang to practice, even for me? Quarrel with the Eighth Prince? Tsk, to be valued by the emperor, it is not in vain that I Chen Man has been hiding in Tianshan Temple, drinking porridge and eating vegetarian for 20 years! ”

"However, now that I have come to the palace and become the emperor's valued archmage, do I still have to live the same life as before?"

"No, I've had enough, I've really had enough! So from now on, without the abbot to care about me, I'm going to crack it! Not only do I want meat, I want women, yes, I have to have women! ”

As he spoke, a win-winning smile appeared on the face of Master Shikong.

And his words were clearly understood by Li Chengfeng and Li Liqing at the door.

Li Chengfeng frowned tightly, while Li Lizhen's face turned pale with fright.

What is the old thief talking about?

He wants not only meat, but also women?

Oh my God, how can this come out of the mouth of an enlightened monk?

At this point, Li Lizhi finally saw the character of Master Shikong clearly, and finally knew how to call knowing people and faces!

"Hmph, this stinky monk is really bad, I still treat him as a master, it turns out that he is just a stinky monk who cheats and cheats!"

Behind the door of the backyard, Li Li said sullenly.

"Eh, sister, look, the old thief has eaten meat!"

Li Chengfeng looked at it and saw Master Shikong stepping out of the jar with a piece of meat, and then ate it deliciously.

"Sniff, it's so fragrant! I haven't eaten such fragrant meat for a long time, I used to eat porridge and vegetables every day in Tianshan Temple, but this time I came to the palace, I must eat fragrant and drink spicy! In the future, if I get the emperor's appreciation, I can live in the palace forever and enjoy the glory and wealth! ”

As he spoke, Master Shikong also took the meat strip in his hand and ate it deliciously.

"Huh? Why does this smell a little weird? ”

Suddenly, Master Shikong frowned, and found that there seemed to be some strange smell on the meat piece.

"Could it be because it's been a long time? No, this is pickled meat, shouldn't it be so bad? ”

"Oh, I see, it must be because I haven't eaten meat in a long time and I've forgotten the taste of meat? Hahaha! ”

Laughing and muttering to himself, Master Shikong continued to eat meat.

He just eats meat, and doesn't even look at the steamed buns and greens on the table, because they are all placed for others to see.