"Do you want to die?" Zou Yan said to me with an angry face.

"You still dare to frame me for smelling?" As he spoke, Zou Yan rolled up his arms and sleeves, and wanted to do it directly to me......

Then I can stand it! Just now, Zou Yan was able to clamp me under the armpit with one hand, and she had already shown several times that she knew how to do kung fu, if I was beaten by her, it would not be super miserable!

No way! You have to save yourself! I just said that she has a 'fox smell', but it was really just a casual remark! I just don't want her to underestimate that I'm afraid of heights, so I make excuses casually! Who knew this thing would care so much! However, when I was caught in her armpit just now, I did smell some faint sweat smell, although it was not a fox smell, but it can also show that the person in front of me is indeed a well-developed armpit sweat gland! If you're not careful, it's really easy to develop into a fox smell! So the excuse I just made casually is not actually nonsense. Moreover, I looked at Zou Yan's appearance of caring so much, I wondered if this product had really come into contact with a fox smelly person, and she might have discovered that she had a lot of sweat under her armpits!

"Huh! How can I save myself! "I was worried again.

"Oh yes! Wait, don't do it yet, I'll give you a good thing! "Just when I was thinking about how to save myself, Zou Yan had already come over with an angry face and was about to beat me, I quickly waved my hand to stop it, and then I finally thought of a good idea in a hurry, I should be able to save myself......

After seeing me waving and saying wait, Zou Yan stopped in front of me and said to me with an expression that he was about to start: "What! What other words do you have to say? Hurry up and finish, I'll send you to the ground! ”

I'll go! This thing is going to be a dead hand!

"Huh! No! Wait a minute, I'll go back to the teacher's door, and I'll be fine right away! After saying this, I still couldn't hide it, and directly pressed my left hand again on the red mark on my chest, and crossed back into the mall again in front of Zou Yan.

"Whew~ Hurry up!" I breathed a sigh of relief and hurried to the first floor of the mall.

"Wasn't I too nervous before? I don't think there's anything wrong with crossing directly in front of other people! Zou Yan, who seems to be a very smart person, didn't he discover the secret of my crossing? It's just that he seems to be a little interested in the red mark on my chest! I thought as I ran.

I suddenly realized that when I crossed over, I wouldn't be disturbed by others! Even if I saw it, no one else could make trouble for me, at most, when I closed my eyes and snored, I came over to study my body~ Eh! No, this has been studied by people, and it seems to be very dangerous! Forget it, in front of people who are not familiar with me in the future, I will try not to cross directly, and when I cross in the future, I will find someone to protect my body from the outside world.

Once I made up my mind, I didn't care too much about crossing in front of other people, and people didn't seem to find out how I crossed anyway, and they couldn't affect me. When I think about it, I even wonder if I used to be a little too cautious.

After I ran to the cosmetics counter on the first floor of the mall, I no longer bothered with the problem of crossing, I took out a bottle of perfume directly from the counter, looked at the price and label, thought about it, put it down again, and then picked up a small bottle of the cheapest, and then went straight back to the same place. I still thought to myself: this perfume is too expensive! If I give it to Zou Yan, I'm really a little reluctant, so let's use the cheapest one to send her! But what I didn't find out was that what I took away was not the cheapest perfume, but a trial of a big brand...... And I don't know the value of these perfumes at all......

When I opened my eyes, I found that Zou Yan was constantly looking at me, and that look looked like he was looking for the piece of flesh on my body that would make me more painful.

Looking at her fierce eyes, I quickly reached out and handed over a small perfume in my right hand, and then said with a smile: "Eh! O heroine! Leave me alone! I really didn't mean to! Look at this, this is the favorite one of the female seniors in my division! After speaking, I pulled out the cap of this small perfume, and then sprayed it lightly on Zou Yan, and a mist with a strong fragrance sprayed directly at Zou Yan.

Seeing that there was a fog spraying over, Zou Yan suddenly did another backflip, and then turned for 3 weeks and then turned for 2 and a half weeks and then hugged his knees and turned for a month~ Uh! In fact, after turning back dozens of meters away, Zou Yan swished, and suddenly there was an extra short sword in her hand, just now I was obviously stunned to look at her and turned out, but I didn't find out where this thing pulled out the short sword!

"Huh! Is this an acrobatic thing? Anyway, where did she draw her dagger from! Obviously, this product is wearing tights! She obviously didn't have anything on her just now! Forehead! It can't be pulled out of her extradimensional chest again! I held the perfume bottle in a daze, looking at Zou Yan, who was dozens of meters away, holding a short sword horizontally, and looking at me with a wary face, and I thought about it again in my heart.

"Hey! You! Are you kid trying to plot against me? Zou Yan said to me with a wary face.

"Huh? Plot against? Where did I plot against you? Forehead! You wouldn't mean that! "I wondered for a moment, and then I reacted, Zou Yan probably regarded the perfume mist I sprayed as some dangerous product! I suddenly remembered that when I was fighting them, the powder that the costumed beauties in the passage spilled came. It turns out that they often use similar spraying methods! No wonder she misunderstood me as a dangerous act!

Thinking of this, I hurriedly sprayed it into the air again, then stuck my head into the mist, took a breath and said, "Look, I~forehead~ cough cough!" "I just wanted to show her how harmless the mist was, but as soon as I inhaled the perfume mist into my mouth a little bit, I choked on my own saliva and coughed repeatedly.

After Zou Yan saw that my snot and tears were coughing up, he first shook it for a while, and then pointed directly at me and laughed.

"Hahaha! You~ Do you want to tease me to death! Ha ha! Unexpectedly~ I was choked by my own saliva! Ha ha! ”

I coughed while listening to Zou Yan's ridicule, which made me even more angry, and said secretly in my heart: "If you don't like to use these mist or something to harm people, why do I need to test it myself, so that you can see that this is safe!" ”

Thinking of this, I coughed and said to Zou Yan forcibly: "Ahem! It's not ~cough cough~ to win your trust! Or ~cough cough~ how can I~ uh? That's not right! How can you tell I'm choking on saliva? Shouldn't you see my uncomfortable appearance and think that my mist is poisonous? ”

Zou Yan glanced at me and said, "You are as stupid as you are!" Are you choking on saliva, don't you know by listening to your cough? Also, you've tried it yourself, how can it be poisonous! Unless you're the kind of person who deliberately pretends to be like this after taking the antidote first! However, judging by your silly appearance, you are certainly not the kind of person who is scheming! ”

"Ahem! Why am I not scheming? Are you looking down on me? ”

"Haha! To be able to claim to be a scheming person, that is not a fool! Zou Yan listened to the sophistry that I blurted out without thinking, and then laughed even more inappropriately.

After making a fuss for a long time, Zou Yan finally came over. I snatched the perfume bottle in my hand, looked down and studied it, then unscrewed the perfume bottle directly, then gently put it in front of my nose, smelled it and said, "Hmm! Nice scent with rose, jasmine, irises, moro, sandalwood! Nice formula! It seems that it is specially made with secret methods! Good stuff! What's the name of this? ”

Zou Yan's words directly stunned me: What did she say? The recipe for the perfume? No way? Shouldn't that thing be made from a bunch of chemicals? Is she bluffing me?

I don't believe in my heart that Zou Yan can distinguish the formula inside just by opening and smelling it, and my limited knowledge also limits my thinking, in fact, the bottle of perfume I gave her is really mixed with various flower aromatic essential oils + alcohol + water, and it is not synthesized by chemicals in my opinion......

"This is perfume, cosmetics!" I replied to her.

"Makeup? Do you know how to disguise? Zou Yan listened to makeup as makeup, and I didn't notice it, and then replied directly: "Makeup? What does it have to do with disguise? But when it comes to disguise, I really know a thing or two! Speaking of which, I suddenly remembered the big wavy heavy makeup I helped her put on when I just took Xiao Lizhi through the level. Then I sighed again, remembering the happy times I had just left.

"Oh yes! Do you know that Seven Days of Drunkenness? I subconsciously asked Zou Yan.

"Yes! That thing is still one of the sect masters of your Lao Zhuang, Zhuang Zhou Zhuang Zimu made it! Later, that thing went into the royal family, and it seems that you people who are engaged in Lao Zhuang and those royal people have that thing! Actually, if you want me to say, that is just to make people sleep for seven days, oh yes! I seem to hear you say, can you make people fall asleep? Isn't that what you are using? ”

“……!?” Why did this thing get to Zhuangzi again!

"Huh! No, I don't really have that there. However, my friend was drunk for seven days, do you have any antidote! ”

"Yes!" Zou Yan said, then stuffed his hand into his arms again, and then took out another bamboo tube from her chest in the different dimensional space, handed it to me and said, "Give!" This is a powerful hangover medicine, and seven days of drunkenness is actually a kind of spirit, as long as you drink two drops of this, you can wake up! ”

As soon as I heard that this was the antidote, I immediately became excited, reached out and grabbed it and said, "Can you really save them?" ”

"They? Oh! You mean you got drunk for seven days! No problem! Not to mention being drunk for seven days, even if it is the legendary thousand days drunk, I can come over with this sobering soup! Zou Yan said proudly.

I didn't expect to finally get the medicine that could save them from the award, luck!

"Thank you! Thank you! Oh yes! Wait a minute! "I was so happy that I didn't know how to thank her, but when I remembered that after taking out the perfume just now, Zou Yan looked interested, so I went straight back to the mall, and took another bottle of perfume, this time I directly took a bottle of perfume with the most dazzling bottle in the display case, and crossed back again.

As soon as I opened my eyes, I directly handed her the perfume and said, "This is for you, this is the most popular one in my school!" "I said that this is the most popular, that is what I reasoned, after all, the price of this bottle of perfume is the most expensive in the entire counter, and this bottle of perfume is also placed on a delicate display shelf, and it is also marked with a lot of foreign languages, so I think this is the most expensive~ Uh! is the most popular kind.

Zou Yan took it, and directly unscrewed the mouth of the bottle and sniffed it and said, "Huh? I can only tell that there is benzoin in this bottle, and the others are completely unknown fragrances! Well! It's a good thing! Thanks! Zou Yan tightened the mouth of the bottle with satisfaction, and then stuffed it into her chest, and the whole bottle of perfume was completely gone.

"Huh! Excuse me, is there a special space in your chest? It looks like you can cram in no matter how many things you have! I stupidly looked at the bottle of perfume that disappeared after being stuffed into my chest by Zou Yan, and asked.

Zou Yan glanced at me and said, "What do you think about the little kid?" That's my mother, I have a good figure, that's why I can be like this. ”

Forehead! Good figure? I watched Zou Yan's chest become bigger and smaller since he took out the two scrolls and gave them to Dugumou's kid, and blurted out after a cold war: "Who gave you the courage to dare to claim your figure?" ”

"Huh? Am I in bad shape? You little fart haven't grown yet, you just know a little more! I just want to talk about the old~~ah! Zou Yan listened to my words, straightened her chest hard, and said loudly, but halfway through speaking, she found that her chest had become one big and one small, and then she squatted down with her hands on her chest, turned her head and glared at me viciously, and then turned her back to bow her head and tidy up.

I just realized that this thing has never found out what is wrong with me! No wonder this product is so confident to praise his good figure!

Half a day later, Zou Yan finally stood up, and the one big and one small on her chest magically turned into a perfect figure. But after I considered her appearance just now, and the small action of bowing my head to tidy up, I pondered, this product must be a washboard body, otherwise how could it be faked so quickly and make my figure so devilish!

"Huh! Well, didn't you say that there were any important wounded who wanted to trouble me, the holy hand of surgery? "When I saw that Zou Yan suddenly showed a look of reconsideration, 'Is it to kill me to block the news of her shame', I forcibly diverted the topic in a hurry and said.