Chapter 11 Who is much more stupid than whom

"Young lady, the immortal master is changing clothes, and it is inconvenient to meet guests!" At the critical moment, I don't know where the courage came from, the girl Zijuan suddenly opened her throat and screamed loudly.

After all, it is a girl's family, even if she was born in the Tang Dynasty and has not been poisoned by the three obedience and four virtues, Ren Yingying, the eldest lady of the Ren family, does not have the courage to face a naked man. Immediately stopped, pointed at the curtain of the inner room with a horsewhip and scolded: "Liar, if you have the courage to do it, you must have the courage to admit it!" Hiding behind the maid, what are you? Can clothes last a lifetime? A dignified seven-foot man, what is wrong to do, I want to do this kind of deed that insults my ancestors! If I had been you, I would have ...... long ago."

"Dare to ask Young Lady Ren, where is the liar?! What did you lie to again? A question, neither soft nor hard, interrupted her words. Zhang Qian, who was relieved, opened the curtain and strode out.

"You ......" Ren Yingying was caught off guard by the question, and was suddenly speechless.

In the past, when his brother Ren Cong invited back to Zhuangzi, when she was questioned about his identity, he either tried his best to defend himself with a white face, or pretended to be profound and silent, but none of them, like the short-haired liar in front of him, rightly ridiculed each other. And when she heard the news, she rushed over from the city too hastily, but she didn't care about understanding what price her brother had paid! If you want to come up with evidence now, it is difficult to climb to the sky.

"Don't pretend to be crazy and stupid, the liar is you! What did you deceive the young man of the Ren family, don't you know it in your heart?! Seeing that Ren Yingying was speechless when asked, another girl in green rushed into the door from behind her, pointing a horsewhip at Zhang Qian's nose and loudly helping. (Note 1: From now on, I will use modern Chinese directly, so as not to make reading awkward.) )

She and Ren Yingying are both in their cardamom years, tall and tall, with picturesque eyebrows, red and blue, which complement each other. However, Zhang Qian didn't have the slightest heart to appreciate their beauty, let alone let them put the title of liar on his head just because the two of them were beautiful women.

The experiences of being bullied and framed in his childhood quickly flooded into his mind, making his eyes red and the short hair that had just grown on the top of his head stood on end. "Shut up! You're pretending to be crazy and stupid! Catch thieves and catch stolen goods, catch traitors and catch doubles, Zhang deceived you of your money, or deceived you, and you rushed up to bite Zhang? Haven't the adults in your family taught you to speak human language, or have you not been taught by adults since you were a child?! ”

Although most of the pronunciation of these words is not standard Tang Yan, with his hideous face and violent body movements, his general meaning and true emotions are clearly expressed.

"You ......" The girl in green was scolded and turned pale with tears in her eyes. Seeing this, Ren Yingying didn't care about any more reasoning with him, waved the horsewhip, and whipped it on the head.

From childhood to adulthood, Zhang Qian didn't know how many fights he had with because he refused to be wronged by the little overlords. And after the little overlords failed to plant the blame, their first reaction must be to start a beating. Therefore, his body had already formed a conditioned reflex, and before Ren Yingying's horsewhip fell, he had already raised his arm first and pinched the opponent's wrist. Then he snatched the whip, stepped up, crossed the elbow, and a series of movements seemed to flow like a cloud, knocking the latter into a few steps backwards with "kick, kick, kick......, and his back was directly attached to the opposite wall.

This is still after he suddenly realized that the other party was a girl, and temporarily retracted his strength, otherwise, the back of Ren Yingying's head would definitely have to have an intimate contact with the wall. Rao is like this, the girl was also knocked into the Venus in front of her, and in an instant, the screams pierced through the clouds and cracked the silk.

"Liar, you still dare to commit murder!" The woman in green, who came in later, was also frightened and stood on end, waved her horsewhip, and danced in front of her.

Zhang Qian glanced at her coldly, and threw the horse whip he had just snatched to the ground, "Put the whip down, don't force me to do it!" ”

"Liars, liars! You cheated people out of money, and you still dare to beat people! The woman in green screamed loudly, but the movements in her hands stopped involuntarily. so as not to stimulate the short-haired "villain" in front of him, and stick himself on the wall to be a difficult sister and sister to Ren Yingying.

"Liar, stop!" Four maids, who were almost dressed like Zijuan, stood at the door of the outhouse and screamed loudly, "Come on, the liar has beaten people, and the liar has beaten the young lady and the young lady of the Guo family (and my family)!" ”

"You shout another liar to try?!" Zhang Qian ignored the maids, just raised his eyebrows at the woman in green, and threatened with the unfamiliar Tang Yan.

The woman in green was startled again, turned around, and fled crying. The maids who were calling for help at the door staggered.

Zhang Qian saw it, and didn't chase after it, turned his gaze to the back against the wall and secretly accumulated, ready to give himself a heartwarming kick Ren Yingying, and sneered: "If you know each other, don't feel uncomfortable yourself." Others let you, Zhang will not be cheap. ”

"Master, master, misunderstanding, misunderstanding!" Ren Quan heard the maids' cries for help, hurriedly broke in, first blocked the center of the two with his body, and then made a gesture at the two of them, "Master, the young lady offended you because she mistakenly believed in the adulterer's provocation." You are a large adult, and you must forgive. Young lady, the master is really a master, and he is not the same as those previous liars! ”

"Yes, master, misunderstanding, misunderstanding!" Ren five, Ren six, two of them, also rushed in with a butt of dust, and the stunned on their faces was difficult to hide.

The reason why the three of them didn't follow up to persuade them before was because they were afraid of angering their young lady and suffering from the pond fish. The second is to firmly believe that with the skills of the young lady Ren Yingying, there is also the young lady Guo Shaolan next to her, that is, the woman in green to help, whether it is scolding or fighting, the one who suffers must be the Master Zhang who is unknown but carries a lot of "rare treasures"!

And let Ren Yingying and Guo Shaolan give Zhang Qian a dismount first, and then they will go into the house to help explain, and then, if you want to take Zhang Qian, it will be easier. At least, let Zhang Qian understand that he is under the fence at the moment, and he easily does not dare to recover those clothes and shoes that are "unparalleled in the world" in workmanship and texture.

Of course, it would be better if Zhang Qian could be forced to hand over the schoolbag and other treasures hidden in the schoolbag to Zhuang Shang for a while. In the past few days, Ren Quan has seen more than once that Zhang Qian took out a "treasure" from his schoolbag and absorbed the essence of sunlight in the sun. Although every time he absorbed the daylight, Zhang Qian himself did not immediately put the treasure in his mouth. But Ren Quan believes that Zhang Qian's "treasures" are not for fun in the sun.

However, what they didn't expect was that Master Zhang Qianzhang, who didn't even have a "pass" under the fence, dared to do something with the young lady. What I didn't expect was that the two young ladies had martial arts and brought the maid to help, but they were actually whipped in the blink of an eye, and they were defeated.

In desperation, they had to pretend that they had just heard the cry for help and hurriedly rushed in to resolve the misunderstanding. So as not to continue to pretend to be stupid, let Master Zhang, who does not speak of demeanor, beat his young lady with a blue nose and swollen face.

"You, you ......" finally had a support, and the woman in red was scared and annoyed, put away her feet, and tears rolled down.

"Cry what cry!" What Zhang Qian hated most in his life was being framed, he pricked up his eyes and shouted at Ren Yingying, "It's unreasonable to cry?" You said that I deceived your brother, but I came up with evidence!'If there is, Zhang will immediately kneel down and apologize to you!' ”

"You said that you are a master of the world, and you said that you want to teach your brother to be a swordsman! Trick him into eating all that mess and stuff, and trick him into paying for you to squander! With the protection of the housekeeper and the servant, the woman in red, Ren Yingying, quickly recovered her courage and screamed loudly with tears.

"When did I say that there are witnesses?" Zhang Qian glanced at her coldly and pursed his lips disdainfully. "What have I lied to him, and who will see it? As for money, Zhang came to Guizhuang for five days, but did he take a copper from Guizhuang? ”

Ren Yingying just blamed according to past experience. When Zhang Qian asked, he immediately felt empty, and quickly looked at Ren Quan, Ren Wu and Ren Liu with his eyes, forcing them to stand up and testify against the liar.

What made her very disappointed was that Ren Quan, Ren Wu and Ren Liu all quickly lowered their heads, and no one dared to come forward.

"Is it interesting to detain the liar charge on Zhang's head first, and then fabricate evidence?" Zhang Qian has long been accustomed to the nonsense of the framer after the argument is exhausted. sneered and added loudly, "It's Zhang, now I want to ask Ren Langzhong, when Zhang's clothes and shoes will be washed." The longest of them has been taken away by the servants for four days, and the shortest is three days, and those clothes are no longer easy to dry, so they should have been dried a long time ago! ”