Everyone's noses are crooked, how can there be such a shameless Taoist priest.

"You Taoist priest, don't rely on the monks, you can talk nonsense."

Someone pointed at Gu Bao and said angrily.

Gu Bao squinted: "What, you don't want to sleep with her?" ”

"I ......."

"You don't covet her body?"

"I didn't ........"

"You're still a man, huh?"

The man blushed and said loudly: "I'm a man, aren't you a man?" ”

Gu Bao was disdainful, "The poor Dao is a master outside the world, how can it be compared to ordinary people!"

I can pass the Bagua Golden Lock Array, can you? ”

Why is this so unbeatable?

A group of people glared angrily, their teeth itching with hatred.

Let's admit that I want to sleep with Oiran, but it doesn't sound like you say it.

Where does this put everyone's face?

Am I not human?

Success made everyone stop.

Gu Bao stood up, walked a few steps, and suddenly patted his head.

"Su Jin, I just wrote a poem in seven steps, give it to the girl, please play the soundtrack. ...... Miří Aika

The sound of the piano upstairs was another pause, but soon it sounded as if it was cooperating with Gu Bao.

Everyone is speechless, can the hooligans compose poems these days?

"The beauty rolls the beaded curtain, sits deep and frowns."

As soon as the two-bedroom poem came out, the second floor, which was originally a little noisy, was suddenly quiet.

Nima, this rascal really knows how to write poetry?

Gu Bao was proud in his heart, and continued: "But when I see the tears wet, I don't know who I hate?" ”

The eldest grandson Chong tasted again and again and looked at the third floor.

Suddenly gave a thumbs up and praised: "High." The Taoist is really appreciated by both the elegant and the vulgar. ”

Although these Wuling young people in Chang'an are a little unreliable, they also admire people who have the ability.

Gu Bao became a poem in seven steps, comparable to Cao Zijian, which made their eyes change for a while.

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Third floor.

"Miss?"

The delicate maid who was playing looked back at Su Jin who was covering her face with a light veil not far away.

If everyone downstairs knew that it was a girl, not the Oiran himself, but they didn't know how to feel.

"This little Taoist priest does have some ability. But it's also too crazy, so keep playing. ”

Su Jin said softly.

The proud maid Jin'er nodded when she heard the words, fluttered with her bare hands, and played the turbidity of the world.

"Hehe, Dao Chief, although you are powerful, this is not enough to make the Oiran stop playing."

Some people who thought they would be disappointed today, saw that the sound of the piano still did not stop, and suddenly came to their senses.

Gu Bao looked around at everyone and smiled mysteriously, "It's not a secret, I already know the Oiran and I." In her previous life, she was originally a Nine Heavens Xuannu, but because she had a relationship with Poor Dao, she was reincarnated in the world and followed Poor Dao. ”

Everyone was dumbfounded, in front of the Oiran, who was not trembling, daring to blow the cowhide like this, there was no one.

"Do you know why she doesn't stop?"

Gu Bao smiled mysteriously again, blinked, and asked.

Everyone shook their heads blankly, wanting to see how he could make it up.

Brother Bao's tiger body was shocked, he straightened his waist and raised his hips, took out the guitar from behind, looked at the third floor, and said loudly:

"Xuannu, I know it's you, we agreed to meet again, and if we have a poem and a guitar, you will stop the piano in your hand for me.

Sorry, it's too late. ”

"Poof," Su Jin smiled softly and said angrily: "This little Taoist priest is really good at blowing, I want to see how he makes the piano stop."

If you really have the ability, this girl will be a Nine Heavens Xuannu once, what can you do! ”

Brother Bao took a deep breath and played his beloved guitar in front of everyone.

"Once upon a time, now, never again

Red and red leaves, long buried in the dust. ”

The weird tune sounded instantly, and the people who had come to see the excitement gradually held their breath.

"The beginning and the end have always been the same

You on the edge of the sky, wandering outside the white clouds. ”

Soon everyone became familiar with the weird tone, novel lyrics and songs, and felt the artistic conception in this tune.

"The sea of bitterness is full of love and hate

In the world, there is no escape from fate

Blind date, unapproachable

Or I should believe, it's fate

Never come back again after a lover's farewell......"

Su Jin, who was originally full of abuse, heard these words, his expression changed, and he stood up suddenly.

"Jin'er, stop!"

The little girl Jin'er was startled and hurriedly stopped playing.

Gu Bao closed his eyes, still singing affectionately, and the guitar in his hand kept playing.

"Flowers wither

I just wish

But will open again

For the love of your life vaguely

Waiting for ......"

"Jin'er, let him come up."

On the third floor, Su Jin listened to most of the song and said loudly.

Jin'er hurriedly passed the words to the little girl at the entrance of the building.

"Dao Chief, my young lady invites you to go up to the third floor."

The little girl at the entrance of the corridor said with a smile.

Everyone looked at Gu Bao with envy on their faces, but this time they were not jealous.

This long is too talented, and there is no loss when you go up!

"Blind date, unapproachable

Or I should believe, it's fate

Never come back again after a lover's farewell......"

After Gu Bao finished playing and singing, he silently put the guitar on his back.

The eldest grandson rushed forward, hugged his fists and said, "Congratulations to Brother Dao, dare to ask about the minor tune just now, but it's a foreign song?" ”

Gu Bao packed up his guitar and smiled at him: "Yes, now it is the national anthem of my daughter's country, and the lyrics, composition and singing are all poor." ”

"Nine Heavens Xuannu, Antarctic Immortal Emperor, I didn't expect you to have such a fate, congratulations to Brother Dao, please."

The eldest grandson rushed out of the way, his face respectful.

He has always admired talented people.

"Nope."

Gu Bao said: "Poor Dao is actually not interested in Oiran, come here to see, when you come to take advantage of the excitement and return, you guys have a long way to go, and we will meet again!" ”

After that, Brother Bao walked out with his hands, indescribably chic and comfortable.

"Gao, this can't really be a master."

"At such a young age, I thought it was a coax."

"Come with the excitement and return with the excitement, so free and easy, I might as well too!"

Gu Bao got the opportunity, but he left without hesitation, leaving a group of people staring at each other.

"Miss, then, the man is gone."

Jin'er carried a long skirt and walked quickly in front of Su Jin, with an unbelievable expression on her face.