Chapter 903: Hospital
I gave Aunt Hong a performance, I damn it, and the evil god of Huoyun, I thought this was Stephen Chow's kung fu? I hate such people the most, so I directly hugged Aunt Hong and whispered to her: "Let's go, let's go back to the room to discuss the philosophy of life, I suddenly feel that I want to change my dream, my dream is to make all mankind happy and create a harmonious society." ”
Aunt Hong laughed, and gave me an over-the-shoulder fall in the next second, fortunately, the strength was quite small, and I was very coquettish in the air with a beautiful spin and flipped and landed safely, with both hands open: "Beautiful, right?" I should have screamed at Olympic gymnastics, I was definitely number one, I was the world champion. ”
Then he ran in front of Aunt Hong and asked; "You just said you were serious?"
"Or else?" Aunt Hong's serious eyes, "The name of this Huoyun Evil God, probably not many people know, but I just happen to know, it's called Wen Xinglin." Aunt Hong said.
"Few people know, why do you know?" I blinked.
"Do you know my last name?" Aunt Hong asked.
"You didn't mean that you also called this surnamed Wen." I asked with some surprise, speaking of which, I have known Aunt Hong for so long, I know that her name is Aunt Hong, and her nickname is Emperor Qing, but I don't know what her real surname is.
"Yes, so you can do it yourself." Aunt Hong said hangingly, "Please me in the future." ”
"Does it have anything to do with that Fire Cloud Evil God?" I smacked my chin and asked with a smile, if the Huoyun Evil God has something to do with Aunt Hong, hehe, that's great, Dad said that he wanted me to exercise it, and I want to pursue a higher grade, well, isn't it this legendary Huoyun Evil God?
"Okay, I'll take a look at it later." I said.
"You can't go over like this." Aunt Hong gave me advice, "Do you think you can enter the mental hospital casually?" Legal formalities are required. ”
I was immediately speechless; "Do I have to become a sick person?"
"No, you just have to do something crazy." Aunt Hong seemed to be very serious and said, "Go to the square over there and, and then the people here will think you're crazy, and they'll arrest you and put you in a mental hospital, so that you can take medicine and see the Huoyun Evil God." ”
I said; "That's still not necessary, but I have a good way, which is to pretend to be a little too much, I'm afraid you will hate it."
"Do you care how big your outfit ratio is?" Aunt Hong knows very well.
I laughed, well, I decided, I'm going to go to the mental hospital now, I've always been curious about that place, and then I came to the square.
It's time to let the wind go, there are still quite a lot of prisoners here, and some people already know me, mainly because the last time I and Hun Tian "met by chance" last time, many people talked about it.
"Hello guys." My voice came out, and then most of the people looked at me, and they all wondered about me, what am I going to do today?
"I'm an alien sent by Mars." I clenched my fists, with a determined look in my eyes and a look of awesomeness, "If anyone disobeys me, I will destroy him on behalf of the moon." ”
"Neurotic."
"Sick."
"Go next door and take your medicine."
"This kid's brain is in water?"
I put my hands up as if I were holding a huge moon, and laughed; "On behalf of the moon, I will destroy you pretends."
Aunt Hong raised her hand to her face and said as she walked; "Guys, I don't know him, I really don't know him, he has nothing to do with me."
Then Aunt Hong left me and left.
"I am the representative of the moon." I shouted, and then jumped in place, I have to say that my bounce is still amazing, one or two meters high.
After a while, a few "colleagues" came over, and they didn't understand, but I gave them a look, and they understood, and then one by one they said that they would take me to a mental hospital and tell me not to make trouble here.
I shouted that I was an alien, and you all had to be controlled by me.
These colleagues in charge of security looked at each other, came up to escort me, and after getting in the car, I said; "Give your boss a call, I'm going to the psychiatric hospital once."
A colleague called the boss, and after a while, the boss came over in person and said to me speechlessly; "Sanshao, what are you playing? Don't play with me anymore. ”
I said with a smile; "What are you so afraid of?"
"Can I not be afraid? You are Chen Wu's invincible son. "The boss is going to cry" I'm going to be promoted, just next year, don't make a difference. ”
"Don't worry." I smiled and said, "I'm not going to make trouble, I just want to go to a mental hospital." ”
"To that place?" The boss looked at me with some frowns, and said vigilantly, "Didn't you say you were going to save someone?" It's not going to work, I'm going to get it down. ”
I promised; "Don't worry, I'm not that kind of person, I'll stay here for at least half a year, and I won't do anything illegal, I'm just going to see a person."
"Fire Cloud Evil God?" The Boss immediately asked.
I glared, "You know all this?" ”
"I guessed." The boss said, "This Huoyun Evil God has been in the mental hospital for more than 20 years, he is in a single room, and everyone else lives in groups, so you can imagine how terrible he is, although we have a lot of awesome people here, what genius, they will be abused in front of the Huoyun Evil God, your father has been there once before." ”
"That's why I'm going to check it out." I'm very curious now, such a, an evil god is an evil god, "Well, give me a relationship." ”
The boss said in embarrassment; "It's okay to go in, but can't you go in like this? You'll have to give an injection to get in, whoever it is."
"Need an injection?" The corners of my mouth twitched, "You should know the dean and other leaders, it's not something that can be done with a phone call." ”
The Boss said; "I'll just say this, the mental hospital over there is not managed by the same department, I know the director, but he may not give me face, and that hospital has a special supervision department, and anyone who goes in has to be shot."
"What are the side effects of this needle?" I immediately asked.
"Yes." The boss said, "Becoming an ordinary person who has no power to restrain the chicken, especially for a warrior, this is bad luck." 、”
My oh, paralyzed, what a good thing to grind, I said; "Okay, if you become an ordinary person, you can do it without force, I'll go over now."
I think that I came out of the Tang Sect, and I should have something to resist for some poison and medicine.
The boss immediately called the mental hospital, and five minutes later, called a few people to take me there.
Even if it's a pretend, I'm still handcuffed and shackled.
After leaving the prison, the car drove for about ten minutes, and then came to a psychiatric hospital called Aoyama, there were soldiers standing guard at the gate of the hospital, and they were all real guns, it seemed that it was really hanging here, and after the car stopped, a colleague came down and said something. Soon, several men in white coats came out, all of them with particularly serious expressions, and one of the male doctors looked at me and said; "What's wrong?"
One of them replied, "This man said that he came from Mars, and he wanted to destroy us on behalf of the moon, so we sent it over there." ”
"On behalf of the moon, well, this is good." The doctor said.
I soon cried out; "On behalf of the Moon, destroy you."
"One stitch." The doctor said.
Then two male doctors came over, one with a syringe, and gave me this injection in the neck.
I thought I was pretty awesome and I shouldn't have felt the effect of the anesthesia, but after only a few seconds, I felt my eyelids sink down, and I knew right away that I had been tricked.
What kind of medicine is this? It can actually make a hanging person like me feel anesthetic.
The next second, I felt sleepy in both eyes.
"Aliens, sleep well, you'll be comfortable when you wake up." The doctor said with a smile.
"I am the representative of the moon." I said, and fell asleep. I regretted it for a moment, if I had been passive in some kind of surgery, what kind of kidney was cut off, I would have been very wronged.
When I woke up again, I found myself lying on a hospital bed, a white bed, I felt as if something was missing, and then subconsciously looked down, I grass, which bastard changed my clothes and pants, and I didn't wear a cool inside, why is this?
Do all the doctors in this hospital have this preference? I felt that my body was still a little weak, as if I knew that I was awake, and soon, the door of the ward opened, and a few patients came in, all of them were older, all of them were more than ten years older than me, and they were in their twenties, and I saw an old guy wearing his clothes and pants backwards, and his mouth kept thinking, and I don't know if he was saying it, and there was a guy holding a duck, as happy as a child.
The corners of my mouth twitched, I damn it, these patients are crazy. "Little brother, little brother, why are you sick? It's the first time I've seen such a tender child. ”
A guy came over and pinched my buttocks, overjoyed, "It's so tender, I can have a good meal." ”
I coughed and said; "Everyone, everyone, uncle, I'm new here, don't be so scary."
I stood directly on the hospital bed and yelled; "I destroy you on behalf of the moon."
"Neurotic." One man said, "You're sick." ”
I said; "You're sick, I'm a Martian, come back to Mars with me."
"Lao Yang, is this kid crazy?" A man with a long chin and a horse-like face said, "Is this kid sent by a spy?" ”
The person named Lao Yang was the old man in the reverse clothes and pants, and he thought for a while and said; "Probably sent by a spy, we're farting to him now."
When everyone heard Lao Yang's words, they became happy one by one, saying that this can be had, and then they all stood up, with their butts all facing me.