"Hey, if you don't have money, you don't have money, as long as I have money." What an optimistic little girl, her mood recovered so quickly.

Then, Xiaoshuang asked, "Buddha, then tell me, will my future husband have single eyelids or double eyelids?" ”

"Huh?"

A big question mark popped up in my head, I really couldn't figure it out, what did Xiaoshuang mean by asking?

"Single eyelid!"

I thought about it and thought it was still ugly.

"Oops, the single eyelid is so good, if I can give birth to a single eyelid son in the future, I will definitely be very handsome." As a result, as soon as my voice fell, Xiaoshuang suddenly burst into laughter.

"Is the single eyelid handsome?"

I touched my eyelids, grandma's, I think thick eyebrows and big eyes are also good.

"Lord Buddha, I have a secret in my heart, I don't know whether to say it or not?"

Xiaoshuang hesitated.

"Secret?" Hearing this word, my eyes lit up, if I could catch Xiaoshuang's handle, it would be more hopeful that Xiaoshuang would cooperate with me.

Of course, I don't dare to rush her, after all, if she is not careful, she may be exposed.

"Lord Buddha, I hate one person so much!"

Xiaoshuang groaned for a while, and then said.

Fools also know that the person Xiaoshuang hates must be me, but is this a secret?

"But when I dream, I always dream of him, and he is not so annoying in my dreams." Xiaoshuang pursed his cherry mouth and said it in one go.

I'm a little blindsided, what does Xiaoshuang mean by this?

Of course, I held my breath and wondered, what kind of mentality is Xiaoshuang?

"The bald ..... outside the door The master signed for me, saying that my future husband was far away in front of me, how could it be him? I'm his sister-in-law. ”

The little pair muttered to themselves, as if describing a story.

Then Xiaoshuang said a lot of things, such as when to pee on the kang, when to secretly fight, revise the transcript and so on, in short, she said a lot.

I really didn't expect that Xiaoshuang would be the standard nag.

However, for me, the more Xiaoshuang talked, the deeper I understood her, and in the end, I simply turned on the mobile phone recording function and recorded all the words in Xiaoshuang's heart.

I don't know how long it took, Xiaoshuang finally said that he was tired, and he finished speaking, so he was ready to open the door and leave.

In the past, Xiaoshuang always thought that why the Buddha was a lie, but this time it was different, she felt that the Buddha was spiritual, and the Buddha could also be believed.

"Poof—"

"It's a bad dish!"

When an unusual voice rang out abruptly, I was completely speechless.

Fart, and it's loud, especially in this empty environment, it sounds so crisp that even a fool can hear it.

What's more, Xiaoshuang is not a fool, her footsteps stopped abruptly, her eyes stared at the back of the Buddha statue, and she said viciously: "Tang Feng, you are a king and eight lambs, you die for me." ”

Earlier, when the Buddha just opened her mouth to answer, Xiaoshuang felt that something was not normal, of course, she didn't think much about it.

On the one hand, if the Buddha is spiritual, it is naturally a good thing, and on the other hand, it may be the same as the church father's answer, maybe there is a monk hidden behind the Buddha statue.

Now this fart has turned everything upside down.

It wasn't until later that I asked Xiaoshuang: "Even if it's a fart, it may be a monk, why do you guess it's me?" ”

"Even if a monk is farting, it is a subtle fart, and your fart is too arrogant." This is Xiaoshuang's answer to me, and it also makes me quite speechless, there is so much attention to farting?

"Tang Feng, it's really you."

When I honestly walked out from behind the Buddha statue, my little eyes suddenly turned red, and I pounced on me with her teeth and claws like an angry lioness.

"I wet the bed when I was twelve.....

I quickly took out my phone and played the recording.

"You ....." Hearing her own voice, especially the content of her speech, Xiaoshuang felt that she was going crazy, she gritted her teeth and was ready to move.

"Xiaoshuang, you'd better be obedient, hehe, if you dare to move, I'll send it in a group and send it to the circle of friends, and when the time comes, our Xia Xiaoshuang beauty will become an Internet celebrity." I stared at Xiaoshuang with a smile, and of course, I didn't dare to relax in the slightest.

As the saying goes: the dog jumps off the wall when he's in a hurry!

What's more, our little pair is originally an acute child.

"Tang Feng, what do you want to do?" Xiaoshuang stared at me angrily, if the eyes could kill, I would definitely be cut by Xiaoshuang with a thousand knives.

"It's easy, kiss me."

At this point, you're welcome, I said cleanly.

"Fuck your stinking fart!"

Obviously, Xiaoshuang misunderstood me, and she stared at me angrily, her little face flushed.

"Whatever you want, if you want, come over and let the uncle kiss it, if you don't want to, I'll send out all the recordings." Now I have no choice, I can only let it go.

Even if Xiaoshuang misunderstands me, as long as it can boost my energy, then I am willing.

"I promise you....." Xiaoshuang said this, and suddenly the words changed slightly: "That's the problem with the head!" ”

I almost didn't choke to death by her words, grandma's, let me get excited for nothing.

Especially when I saw Xiaoshuang's triumphant appearance, I was completely defeated by Xiaoshuang.

"You send it, you send it in groups, I'm just worried that I'm not famous enough, grandma's, shameless, invincible in the world, my little pair will be out today." Seeing that I was speechless, Xiaoshuangmei opened his eyes and laughed.

Look at that look, the standard villain has a will.

"Xiaoshuang, I know your character, you have always eaten soft rather than hard." I sighed helplessly.

"What do you mean by that?"

Xiaoshuang pursed his lips, Xiaoshuang still has a deep understanding of his character.

However, she has always eaten soft rather than hard, otherwise, she would not have been able to let it out just now, and my so-called threats would not be of any use to her.

"As the saying goes, knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, I prefer to go to the tiger mountains!"

I walked up to Xiaoshuang.

"Ahh

Xiaoshuang screamed, but unfortunately, the scream was too short, so I blocked it.

In short, I'm out of the way, the overlord is the bow, we are the overlord.

Of course, I am only limited to kissing the mouth, and I go deeper, even if I have a thief's heart, I don't have the courage to be a thief.

"Woo-"

Xiaoshuang resisted desperately, but unfortunately, her so-called resistance was just an itch in the boots for me, and it had no effect.

Energy, just beginning, I had a familiar feeling, as if something was stirring in my body.

The warm current flowed into my body from the little double, and the taste was simply wonderful to the limit.

Yin and Yang are harmonized, and the qi of Yin and Yang is reversed, and I read it silently in my heart.

Xiaoshuang blinked, and she seemed to notice something unusual.

"Boom—"

At the most critical moment, I felt a bang in my mind, and people seemed to have fallen into a state of mystery, hazy, powerful, and crazy!

"Purple!"

In an instant, my pupils contracted, and the soul jade turned purple.

I closed my eyes slightly, and I could clearly feel the movement within a radius of nearly a kilometer.

I gently let go of Xiaoshuang, shrugged my shoulders helplessly, and said very bluntly: "Xiaoshuang, I practice qigong, last time, when I kissed you, a breath of essence and qi was sucked into your body, so I have to suck it back, whether you believe it or not, I didn't mean to take advantage of you." ”

"Are you a tease for me?"

Small, big eyes stared at me with a smirk.

"When I didn't say it."

I shrugged my shoulders, and by this time, I was a standard dead pig who wasn't afraid of boiling water anyway.

"This time, I forgive you."

Originally, I thought that Xiaoshuang would definitely mess with me, at least it would give me a headache.

As a result, Xiaoshuang came out of this sentence unexpectedly.

I was stunned, barely able to believe my ears.

"It's simple, because you didn't tongue kiss me!"

Xiaoshuang didn't think about it and blurted out.

"Plop—"

I almost fell to the ground.

Grandma's, this little aunt's imagination is too rich, right?

"Of course, you took advantage of me, then, you must show that it is always okay to give me 50,000 yuan for mental damages!" Xiaoshuang stared at me expectantly.

"No problem."

As long as it can be solved with money, it doesn't matter.

Solving the matter of Xiaoshuang, I feel that there is an indescribable ease in my body.

I walked in front and Xiaoshuang walked behind, but I didn't notice that when I turned around and walked out, there was a trace of complexity in Xiaoshuang's eyes.

"What's going on out there?"

Xiaoshuang and I had just walked outside, and we found many people gathered there, including Dashuang, Hongyun, and Pengpeng.

"Tang Feng, Xiaobai beat the monk who was considered married."

Seeing me coming, Dashuang seemed to have found the backbone, and she hurriedly said.

"Isn't that monk very good? Why does Xiaobai beat people? ”

I was suspicious, because in my opinion, there was nothing annoying about that monk except for his love of money.

"Xiaobai asked him to untie the sign, but the monk said that Xiaobai was a prosperous man, and he would give birth to a dragon and phoenix fetus in the future, so he was beaten by Xiaobai." Dashuang said a little helplessly.

Hearing Dashuang's words, I was completely speechless.

also deserves the monk's bad luck, poor monk, naturally I don't know the special hobby of our comrade Xiaobai, it is estimated that this fart was slapped on the horse's leg.

"Wang Ba Lamb, next time you dare to say this about the old lady, the old lady will kill you."

In the crowd, I could still hear Xiaobai's swearing.

"Let's go!" I swept around and whispered.

"Why?" Dashuang was a little puzzled.

"If there is a warrior monk in the temple, it will be troublesome then." I replied in a serious manner.

"As far as Ben Shao knows, you Tang Feng is not a person who is afraid of things."

At this moment, a yin and yang strange voice sounded very abruptly.