"Brother, you are talented, you can write such good poems!" The little beggar shook his head, pondering the charm of the poem.

"It's good poetry, right? I think too. But my father often scolded me for not reading, and my scholar called me a 'poet'. The stone eyes lit up, and he agreed with the taste of the people in the rivers and lakes, and affirmed his decision to run away from home, feeling that the fish had returned to the sea.

"Your father is not close to people, your scholar is against the sky, dare to say this about the master!"

"My poems are a little different from Tang and Song poems, and it's no wonder they're them. But others can understand it at a glance, and it is catchy. ”

"Well, I'll just watch it once! Lotus is self-inflicted, poison and wine are in the middle, if you want to detoxify it, the land temple in the east. Hahaha! ”

"Hahaha! By the way, how do you poison them? ”

"This." The little beggar took out a pill from his bosom, "Their attention is all on that three-inch golden lotus, who will see me poisoned?" ”

"Where did you get so much poison?"

"Mixing in the rivers and lakes, can you not prepare some self-defense?"

"Your martial arts must be good, I also want to learn martial arts."

"I'll teach you later."

After coming to the Land Temple, Master Zheng's angry subordinates looked back and forth, but there was no one to see. They began to curse their father and mother loudly, stupid enough to realize that it was time to beg for mercy instead of committing murder.

The little beggars and stones, who were hiding behind the clay statues of the land, decided that they could not be spared.

"Spit on my hand!" The little beggar raised a hand stained with mud in front of the stone and whispered.

"What? What do you mean? The stone was shocked, and although he had no habit of cleanliness, he had never done such a filthy act.

"Spit on!"

"Don't throw up!" The stone closed his lips tightly, as if he was afraid that the little beggar would pry his mouth open by surprise.

"Phew!" The little beggar spat a few times and rubbed it vigorously, and the mud on his hands condensed into a ball.

"Can't rub it clean, help!" The little beggar raised his hand in front of the stone again.

"You ......" Stone was so disgusted that he wanted to vomit, but the thing was bound to be the opposite, he suddenly gave birth to a cross-heart, gritted his teeth and threatened, "Then I'll pee on your hands and rub it cleaner!" ”

"Great idea, come on!" The little beggar gladly agreed.

"What? You ......" The stone was anxious, and he wanted to scare the little beggar, but he didn't expect the little beggar to push the boat down the river, so that he couldn't get off the stage.

Thinking of his original intention of jumping into the rivers and lakes - to harvest a wild and uninhibited life, he was ruthless and quickly ripped off his pants before he regretted it.

"Oops!" The little beggar suddenly exclaimed, and hurriedly turned his back, "It stinks, you can scatter it on the ground!" ”

"What's wrong with you? Beggars are also afraid of smell? In this round of competition, the stone had a slight upper hand, and he was triumphant, pretending to be a gesture, "I won't sprinkle it, won't it be wasted if it is sprinkled on the ground, and I can't rub the mud on your hands!" ”

"Oh, I'm useful!"

"No, ......" Before Shi Shi's words fell, he suddenly felt a numbness in his hips, and his urine spilled out unobediently.

"What's going on?" The stone panicked and shouted, but fortunately, Master Zheng and his party arrived outside the temple.

"Shhhh Don't make a sound! The little beggar tried to cover the stone's mouth, but he did not dare to turn around now, but pushed the stone on the hip with his elbow.

Stone instantly felt that he had regained control of all parts of his body, and he quickly pulled up his pants as if he had escaped death.

Master Zheng's subordinates shouted a cup of tea outside the temple, but still no one came. They were so angry that they almost wanted to set fire to the Earth Temple.

Suddenly, a dart shot at Master Zheng with lightning speed, and before everyone could spot it, it had been nailed to the almost hollowed-out wooden pillar along with Master Zheng's wide sleeves.

Master Zheng trembled with fright, thinking that he had lost his arm that had been inseparable for decades.

His servant, quick-eyed, stepped forward to remove the dart, which was skewered with two brown balls.

Master Zheng snatched the dart without saying anything, stuffed the small balls into his mouth, and swallowed them in his stomach.

Master Xu took a risk, desperate, snatched the second pill from the tiger's mouth, and swallowed his stomach.

Master Zheng's servant was stunned: "Master, why did you eat it?" ”

"Stupid, this must be the antidote!" Master Zheng was radiant and radiant.

"Oh! How clever is you! It dawned on the subordinate.

Before the words fell, with a "whoosh", another dart nailed Master Zheng's wide sleeves to the wooden pillar.

Master Zheng panicked, and ruthlessly pulled two beards off his chin to calm himself down.

He resolutely prevented his subordinates from striking again, and personally pulled the darts from his wide sleeves. In addition to poking two pills on the dart this time, it also carried a note with two words written on it: "Antidote".

The subordinate saw the words on the note from a distance, and stammered: "Old, old, master, solution, solution, antidote!" ”

Master Xu put his hand into his throat and vomited wildly.

Master Zheng stared at Maruko for a long time, as if he had a sincere exchange with Maruko. Then he tilted his head and swallowed the ball.

Master Xu didn't vomit anything, only a puddle of saliva on the ground. Eat a trench, grow a wisdom, he put the new ball in his hand, and acted at the opportunity.

Master Zheng's subordinates asked puzzledly: "Master, this is the antidote, so what is the one you just ate?" ”

"Hahaha!" The little beggar and the stone came out from behind the land lord. The little beggar leaned back and fell back with a smile.

Master Zheng's subordinates grabbed him by the collar and roared: "What are you laughing at? ”

"Your master has eaten two poisons and one antidote, but the poison is still not cured!"

Hearing this, Master Xu hurriedly swallowed the balls in his hand.

"Why did you poison me?" Master Zheng was furious, and stretched out his hand to push the little beggar.

The little beggar dodged sideways lightly, and Master Zheng threw himself into the air and almost fell to the ground.

The little beggar smiled and said, "Do you understand the poem?" ”

"I just like the three-inch golden lotus, what's wrong? I didn't do anything evil! ”

"You haven't done anything evil, have you? You picked off someone's girl's shoes, what's the difference between that and taking off her clothes? You are called molesting and insulting a woman from a good family in public! ”

"I ......" Master Zheng was full of grievances, as a senior lotus idiot and a rich man, he never thought that there was anything wrong with loving shoes.

"Please, uncle, give me the antidote!" Master Xu pounced, knelt on the ground and kept kowtowing, "I won't dare in the future, I will never touch a woman's shoes again!" It doesn't matter if he has a three-inch golden lotus or a four-inch silver lotus, I won't even look at it, and I won't even think about it, otherwise I will thunder and thunder in the sky, and I won't die! ”

Master Zheng is dumbfounded. The comrades-in-arms who once traveled long distances with him just to take a look at Datong Jinlian, and the lotus friends who once endured hardships with him just to ask for a pair of soft shoes, gave up the supreme happiness of being a lotus idiot, and gave up the beautiful memories of joys and sorrows with him.

He "pounced" and fell to his knees, he wanted to take revenge on Master Xu, don't think that he still has nostalgia for their past, don't think that he won't throw away what has been broken.

"Uncle, please give me the antidote, I don't want to die, I promise you any conditions!"

The little beggar was satisfied, and snorted in his nose: "There is only one antidote, and it has already been eaten by you." ”

Master Zheng and Master Xu looked at each other and said in unison: "Uncle help, the little one is willing to be a cow and a horse!" ”

"Hahaha! The poison you take is called 'Son of the Turtle.'" It is specially used to punish bastards and turtle sons. Do you think you are wronged by this poison? ”

"Not wronged, not wronged!" Master Zheng shook his head desperately until he was exhausted.

"Uncle, you have the final say." Master Xu nodded desperately until he was dizzy.

"This poison can't be solved with a pill. You have done so many evil things, and you will not be able to remove the toxins in an instant. ”

"Ask Uncle for instructions, what should we do?" Once again, the two worked together in unison.

"First of all, do a lot of good."

"Of course, we will definitely do more good deeds."

"Secondly, in the future, when you speak, you must change the word 'I' to 'son of a bastard's turtle'. Only these six words of exhalation can gradually expel the toxins from your body. ”

"I, no, the son of the bastard turtle knows!" Master Xu quickly adjusted his words and deeds with a sharpness that he had never had before.

"The son of the bastard turtle will do it." Master Zheng was not to be outdone.

"Finally, drink a bowl of morning urine every day. If all three are achieved, the poison will be removed within three years. ”

"Good, good!" The heads of the two were like pounding garlic, and the horizontal flesh on their faces trembled.

"If you insult the woman again, let the disciples of my Shennong Palace know that you can't be as lucky as this time, and you will be tortured by the most poisonous poison in the world. Every day at noon and at noon, the whole body is itchy, the more you scratch, the more itchy you are, the more you scratch, the more you itch, the more you itch, the more you tickle, the more you tickle, the more On the first and fifteenth day of each month, the blood is retrograde from Parkway to Yongquan, and there seem to be thousands of ants gnawing in the skull, and the soles of your feet seem to be pierced by countless sharp ice, so that you can't survive, you can't die, and this poison is immortal! ”

"Uncle, uncle, spare your life! I, the son of a bastard turtle, will never dare to do it again! Master Xu's eyes were moist, I don't know if he was afraid or moved by his determination to be a new person.

Master Zheng also tried to express his determination to the little beggar, but he couldn't do it, and his fat body fell down for a while, and finally he was supported by two subordinates, barely supporting his upper body, and shaking his heavy head out of breath.

The poison of Shennong Palace made him lose his soul, and the methods of the little beggar convinced him.

He admired Master Xu's foresight, and sincerely forgave him for betraying him, and at the same time was glad that he begged for mercy just now because he was angry with Master Xu.

"Get out!" The little beggar roared. Master Xu pulled his legs and fled in a hurry. Master Zheng's subordinates rushed up and hurriedly carried Master Zheng.

Maybe Master Zheng's limbs were stiffer than usual, or maybe the hands and feet of his subordinates were weaker than usual, and Master Zheng was thrown to the ground again and again, like a fat pig waiting to be slaughtered.

"Hahaha!" The stone and the little beggar laughed together, unconcerned about the despair of a group of miserable people.