Xie Siwen stared at Yan Qi up and down, left and right.

Yan Qi put on a cool pose: "Did you find that I was handsome?" I have to say, you really have a good eye. ”

Day!

Do I think you're handsome? Could it be that being handsome can brag so unscrupulously?

Xie Siwen jumped up angrily: "Little scholar, if you don't learn well, you still dare to lie, it's still a big lie." ”

Yan Qi was very depressed: "I am very honest and pay attention to personal cultivation, when did I lie?" ”

Xie Siwen sneered: "You said that you didn't lie about the next link, what is it?" ”

Yan Qiyi stretched out his hands: "I am indeed right." ”

"You're a liar?"

Xie Siwen shook his head: "Don't say it's you, even if everyone present is full of knowledge, I'm afraid I won't be able to come out for a while, you said you came out?" If I believe it, I'm the biggest fool in the world. Guys, can you believe it? ”

The crowd shook their heads in disbelief.

After all, they all have university questions, and they haven't figured it out, this little scholar doesn't even understand Qi Ping, how can he be out of the next couplet?

In other words, he thought he was out of the next link, but he didn't make sense.

Yan Qi was very calm: "I said ...... big fool"

Xie Siwen was furious: "Who do you call a big fool?" ”

Yan Qi smiled evilly and stared at Xie Siwen: "The reason why I can be right so quickly is because I got inspiration from you. ”

"My inspiration for you?"

"That's right."

Xie Siwen didn't want to be entangled any longer, and if he said ten words to this scholar, he could be choked to death eight times.

Xie Siwen read out the couplet: "Stainless steel is not a hook." ”

Yan Qi pointed at Xie Siwen and blurted out: "Good dogs don't get in the way." ”

"Huh?"

Xie Siwen was surprised: "Yes, he actually came out, a good dog is not a dog?" Good dogs don't get in the way? Damn, he called me a dog. ”

He came back to his senses, glared at Yan Qi angrily, and jumped up angrily: "Who do you say is a dog?" ”

Yan Qi ignored the crazy Xie Siwen and said to everyone: "Stainless steel doesn't make hooks, good dogs don't get in the way, what a complete couplet, what a fit!" Guys, you all have university questions, what do you think of this couplet? ”

Kong Chen took the lead: "I think it is particularly suitable, the stainless steel is a good hook, the meaning is not to have nothing to do, and not to make branches." Haha, good dogs don't get in the way, of course, it's also a general meaning, so vivid, but easy to understand, it's really wonderful, wonderful. ”

The crowd was also amazed.

"Good dogs don't get in the way, you and I know it, but why didn't I think of it."

"Hehe, Xie Siwen is standing at the door, he really looks like a dog, blocking the road, this coupling is knowledgeable."

"Scholar Niu, I want to praise him."

……

Everyone nodded.

Xie Sanjia was also really stunned, stared at Yan Qi up and down, thought for a long time, and then asked Kong Chen: "Is he really your scholar?" ”

Kong Chen smiled and said nothing.

Only then did Xie Sanjia understand that this person was not a scholar at all.

Who the hell is he?

There is such a wit!

Even the talents present are compared?

Yan Qi looked at Xie Siwen, who was thunderous: "What, is your good dog still in the way?" ”

"You ......"

Xie Siwen was ashamed and angry, almost crazy.

He never thought that Yan Qi not only made a couplet, but also scolded him as a dog, which was too infuriating.

In front of so many people in public, it was impossible to cheat, so he had to leave with hatred and let Yan Qi come in.

Yan Qi stepped in and stared at Xie Siwen: "Slow, will I let you go?" ”

Xie Siwen was furious: "You dare to talk to me like this?" Why? ”

Yan Qiyi flicked his sleeves and was proud: "Just because I am your master." ”

Xie Siwen was stunned: "You are my master?" ”

Yan Qi's face was indifferent: "Is there something wrong?" What I just said is very clear, I can't get out of the next link, get out of the next link immediately, you worship me as a teacher. ”

"This ......"

"Everyone heard it clearly, do you dare to repent? Xie Xie Yuan, you come to comment on me, is Xie Siwen a dishonest person? ”

Xie Sanjia was squeezed by Yan Qi so much that he couldn't stand by, if he pulled the shelf, it obviously wouldn't work, this situation was too passive.

After thinking about it, Xie Sanjia had no choice but to give Xie Siwen a look.

Xie Siwen was helpless, and bowed to Yan Qi: "Meet Master." ”

Yan Qidao: "You call me master?" Bold, you shut up for me, did I promise to take you as an apprentice? ”

"Huh? This ......"

Xie Siwen is extremely wretched.

I'm a lifter, worship you as a teacher, and you still don't accept it?

The shelves are too big, right?

Xie Siwen held back his anger: "You asked me to apprentice." ”

Yan Qi put his hands behind his back and looked angry: "Yes, but I won't accept you." ”

Xie Siwen's anger was about to explode: "Since you don't accept it, then I won't worship." ”

Yan Qiyi slapped the table: "That's not good, you have to worship me as a teacher, this is a gambling contract, how can you refuse?" ”

Xie Siwen is so angry.

I worship you as a teacher, and you still don't accept me, and then I have to worship?

Damn, what kind of bandit logic is this?

Am I cheap?

However, there is no way, who let themselves lose.

All of you here are people with heads and faces, and if you talk to your face and don't want to gamble and lose, I'm afraid you will be despised by everyone.

Xie Siwen glanced at the top three.

Xie Sanjia's face was gloomy, but he didn't say anything to stop it.

"This ...... Hey......"

Xie Siwen had no choice but to continue to bow to Yan Qi: "The master is above, accept my worship." ”

Yan Qi jumped away: "I won't accept you." ”

"You ......"

Xie Siwen was half angry and had to continue to plead: "Please accept my worship." ”

Yan Qi snorted: "I just won't accept you." ”

Xie Siwen said in a low voice: "Why don't you accept it?" ”

Yan Qi pointed at Xie Siwen's nose: "Because you only have wealth and nobility in your eyes, Chinese virtues, benevolence, righteousness, courtesy, wisdom and faith, all of which have been forgotten by you, such a scumbag, how can I accept you." ”

Day!

Xie Siwen was extremely depressed and wanted to get angry, but he had no reason to resist, so he had to suppress his anger and make a modest appearance: "What the master taught me is, I can change, can't I change it?" ”

Yan Qi: "You said to change it, just change it?" ”

"So what the hell am I going to do?"

"It's time to do it."

"Huh?" Xie Siwen was stunned: "How to practice it." ”

Yan Qi walked to the three elderly sailors at the stern: "Three uncles, please come down, Xie Siwen will paddle for you." ”

"Huh?"

Xie Siwen shouted: "I don't paddle!" I am a person of status, how can I do such a degrading job? ”

Yan Qi snorted: "Don't you know that there is a high level of knowledge, and there is no dignity or humility in work? ”

He turned his head and asked Xie Sanjia: "May I ask Xie Xie Yuan, is paddleing a guy who is indiscriminate?" ”

Xie Sanjia's identity is here, how can he talk nonsense? I had to bite the bullet and say: "Naturally not, how can we take a boat without a sailor to paddle?" ”

Yan Qi shrugged at Xie Siwen: "Did you hear that?" Xie Xie Yuan said that this is not a job of the next three indiscriminate. Xie Jieyuan's knowledge is greater than yours, right? He's said it all, what else do you have to say? ”

Xie Siwen is depressed: I'm still talking about a fart.

Admit it!